condoms?

[pnkifymecaptain]

Well i have a question. Well i was just wondering what all you people do with your condoms like before theyre actually used? Like i mean you cant just keep them in your wallet for that time, or you cant just keep them in your car for when youll need them. I mean how in the hell are you supposed to carry them on you with out them getting all messed up and shitty? If you all know what i mean?

[level4loser]

Well i have a question. Well i was just wondering what all you people do with your condoms like before theyre actually used? Like i mean you cant just keep them in your wallet for that time, or you cant just keep them in your car for when youll need them. I mean how in the hell are you supposed to carry them on you with out them getting all messed up and shitty? If you all know what i mean?

i tend to only keep condoms for a week tops. if you arent a pimp as me, put em in a drawer or something. put it in your back pocket at parties or chances you may get laid.

a "who am i kidding" condom is huge sometimes.

[BrandNew20]

I keep mine right beside my bed.

[Signals Corrupted]

i keep a few in my truck, a few in my room, and one in my wallet. never know when you'll need one

[YourLatestVicti]

My roommate used to keep one in his wallet but then the package ripped or something and everything in his wallet got all screwed up.

[apoemtothedead]

Well i have a question. Well i was just wondering what all you people do with your condoms like before theyre actually used? Like i mean you cant just keep them in your wallet for that time, or you cant just keep them in your car for when youll need them. I mean how in the hell are you supposed to carry them on you with out them getting all messed up and shitty? If you all know what i mean?
please please please use a condom.

[Jra1]

please please please use a condom.

haha

i just keep 1 in my wallet, if its in there too long...use it ;)

[Carlo Marx]

don't keep a condom in your wallet. they can dry out like that. i just keep mine in a drawer, and carry one with em when i go out.

[pnkifymecaptain]

Yea but what do you do when like your over at your girls house..and the time arrises and your not prepared..like i dont wanna keep a condom in my wallet cause they expire and shit and are basically usless and unsafe. I mean you cant just carry a condom with you wherever you go? What r u supposed to do?

[Tony Pascarella]

Yea but what do you do when like your over at your girls house..and the time arrises and your not prepared..like i dont wanna keep a condom in my wallet cause they expire and shit and are basically usless and unsafe. I mean you cant just carry a condom with you wherever you go? What r u supposed to do?

For you, the answer is don't copulate until you learn to spell.

For everyone else, it's pretty much up to the individual. I've heard just about every idea stated previously used fairly often.

[Carlo Marx]

Here's how you know when to bring a condom:

If you are going out with a girl, and there is even a remote possibility of things going further than you think, bring a condom.

If you don't have a condom, just go for head. It's a lot better becasue all you have to do is sit back.

[Jra1]

http://www.murmurs.com/talk/archive/index.php/t-7474.html

problem solved

[mirtizzle]

tell your girl to get some condoms.

my roommates and i have a sex and candy bowl in our apartment. it has sweet tarts, starbursts, and durex.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

tell your girl to get some condoms.

my roommates and i have a sex and candy bowl in our apartment. it has sweet tarts, starbursts, and durex.
Durex are for sailors.

Trojans are where it's at.

[mondeoman]

http://www.murmurs.com/talk/archive/index.php/t-7474.html

problem solved
hahaha a crisp bag. I miss England.

[PunkDrums182]

i keep a few in my truck, a few in my room, and one in my wallet. never know when you'll need one
but in the truck or wallet they can wear and not be as protective.. like if they're left in a hot car and in the wallet isnt a good place i hear.

[punklet2101]

tell your girl to get some condoms.

my roommates and i have a sex and candy bowl in our apartment. it has sweet tarts, starbursts, and durex.
Hahaha

[mirtizzle]

Durex are for sailors.

Trojans are where it's at.


durex are free from the student health center, what what.

i love that i'm still in your signature, that was like eleventy billion years ago

[a typicalcliche]

:dance:

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

durex are free from the student health center, what what.

i love that i'm still in your signature, that was like eleventy billion years ago
it's true, Durex are the only thing besides Trojans I would trust.

And yeah, I refuse to change my old sig until a funnier exchange takes place in a thread.

[a typicalcliche]

:(

[SingleDoubt]

don't keep a condom in your wallet. they can dry out like that. i just keep mine in a drawer, and carry one with em when i go out.
i also keep a few in my drawer... but im worried it might get too hot in there. i dunno where else id put em though...

[Donnie Darko]

i keep them in the draw in my bedside table or in the 'secret' pocket in my bag...

[infamous_alias]

Then there's the tried and true method of just fucking buying some when you need them.

[SingleDoubt]

i keep them in the draw in my bedside table or in the 'secret' pocket in my bag...so... are you a dude or what?

[WakingTheMisery]

i had one in my wallet but i just used it.

[oeness]

Me and my girlfriend have been going out for over a year so I just keep some at her house and some at mine. Before when i never got any i would keep one in my wallet but when i finally went to use it it was dried out.

[marrost]

Me and my girlfriend have been going out for over a year so I just keep some at her house and some at mine. Before when i never got any i would keep one in my wallet but when i finally went to use it it was dried out.Time to start fucking without a condom.

[infamous_alias]

Time to start fucking without a condom.

Hahahaha! DO IT!

[oeness]

Time to start fucking without a condom.

Im only 18. I DO NOT want a kid.

[apoemtothedead]

Im only 18. I DO NOT want a kid.
Then put that bitch on the pill/

[oeness]

Then put that bitch on the pill/

Ya i want her to but she doesnt want to. Im fine with using condoms.

[BrandNew20]

Ya i want her to but she doesnt want to. Im fine with using condoms.

I was in the same situation, my ex-girlfriend wouldn't go on the pill, I was ok with using a condom, but it was still scary as fuck when they broke.

[WakingTheMisery]

do parents have to know if they go on the pill? we are only 17 so i am guessing yes...

[BrandNew20]

do parents have to know if they go on the pill? we are only 17 so i am guessing yes...

not if you go through family planning, I believe.

[angryandconfusd]

Try your glove compartment

[merv the perv]

Hahaha, my girlfriend and I have been going out for over a year, and what I always do is grab a condom before I go out with her and put it in my wallet. If it is in your wallet for a few hours (and I've actually had them in there for about a week a couple times) nothing is going to happen to it. But my girlfriend is on the pill (for her cramps long before we started dating) and so sometimes we treat ourselves to a little unprotect sex......feels so good, but we still worry when we do it. I'd never do it unprotected if it weren't for the fact that she is on the pill and we've only had sex with each other.

I was in the same situation, my ex-girlfriend wouldn't go on the pill, I was ok with using a condom, but it was still scary as fuck when they broke.


I've never had one break..... I know it happens of course, but I just can't see how it would happen unless you are having some hardcore, bone-shaking sex, or using a really crappy condom or putting it on without leaving room for your jism.

[WakingTheMisery]

Hahaha, my girlfriend and I have been going out for over a year, and what I always do is grab a condom before I go out with her and put it in my wallet. If it is in your wallet for a few hours (and I've actually had them in there for about a week a couple times) nothing is going to happen to it. But my girlfriend is on the pill (for her cramps long before we started dating) and so sometimes we treat ourselves to a little unprotect sex......feels so good, but we still worry when we do it. I'd never do it unprotected if it weren't for the fact that she is on the pill and we've only had sex with each other.




I've never had one break..... I know it happens of course, but I just can't see how it would happen unless you are having some hardcore, bone-shaking sex, or using a really crappy condom or putting it on without leaving room for your jism.
you shouldn't be posting with a username like that...

[a typicalcliche]

Then put that bitch on the pill/
number one problem solver

[Brit_Ben]

Always make sure you use a condom and the girls on the pill. Condoms arnt 100% safe at all. just buy em before u go anywhere with potential shaggin about, if not u can sell em to your desperate mates for drink n drown your lonelyness away haha.

[WakingTheMisery]

shaggin
hahahaha...

you said shag.

[Brit_Ben]

indeed i did is aq comman work round these parts! maybe you would prefer me to have said potential booney? haha

[infamous_alias]

you shouldn't be posting with a username like that...

The kid's got a point haha...

[noles05]

you shouldn't be posting with a username like that...
SNL

[merv the perv]

SNL


Thank you.

[awfmike]

My method is with a box of 10, i put 4 in my car (glove or center compartment).. 5 at home, and then if i just bought the box of 10, chances are im using 1 right away...

or simply just put the bitch on the pill.. or only fuck her when shes on her period (not reccomended..but lay a towel down or something for courtesy)...you could do her for a couple days afterwards but that can always get sketchy..

and condoms can and do break. i learned this many times.. hence why i put my bitch on the pill.

[WakingTheMisery]

My method is with a box of 10, i put 4 in my car (glove or center compartment).. 5 at home, and then if i just bought the box of 10, chances are im using 1 right away...

or simply just put the bitch on the pill.. or only fuck her when shes on her period (not reccomended..but lay a towel down or something for courtesy)...you could do her for a couple days afterwards but that can always get sketchy..

and condoms can and do break. i learned this many times.. hence why i put my bitch on the pill.
calling girls bitches is lame.

[organizedchaos]

calling girls bitches is lame.


ditto that.

i don't like being refered to as bitch, or a sex object.

it's not cool.

[Tony Pascarella]

This thread is why stupid people shouldn't be allowed to fuck.

[awfmike]

calling girls bitches is lame.

my apologies. i dont even know why i said that... i dont even know when i posted that.

...that could be a bad thing.. i should probably get that checked.

[brandnew r mine]

its rude girls bein refereed to bitches and sex models!
stop bein mean guys!
Gemma.x.x.xx

[WakingTheMisery]

hahaha... my girlfriends mom found our condom wrappers.

"go on the pill and do it somewhere else."

[awfmike]

thats probably the best reaction you could get from their family. just be glad you didnt get the shit kicked out of you.

[brandnew r mine]

hahaha... my girlfriends mom found our condom wrappers.

"go on the pill and do it somewhere else."
ohoooooooohahaha tht wouldney b tae gd!

[Tony Pascarella]

its rude girls bein refereed to bitches and sex models!
stop bein mean guys!
Gemma.x.x.xx

I'm xgoingx xtox xfuckx xyoux xupx, xbitchx x!x

[brandnew r mine]

I'm xgoingx xtox xfuckx xyoux xupx, xbitchx x!x

em Wht i done??????? :huh:

[AgentX]

http://www.murmurs.com/talk/archive/index.php/t-7474.html

problem solved

dude that is fucked up hahahaha can't beleive the chick agreed to it

[IAmCountryMusic]

dude that is fucked up hahahaha can't beleive the chick agreed to it
chip bags hurt my wee wee:(

[AgentX]

chip bags hurt my wee wee:(

salted chips :( thats gotta sting

[IAmCountryMusic]

salted chips :( thats gotta sting
it was salt and vinegar lays:(

[AgentX]

it was salt and vinegar lays:(

brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it!

p.s on "brand new r mine"'s profile it says her fav film is jeepers creepers! wtf??? thats like one of the worst films i've ever seen

[IAmCountryMusic]

brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it!

p.s on "brand new r mine"'s profile it says her fav film is jeepers creepers! wtf??? thats like one of the worst films i've ever seen
she just tried adding me on myspace, but i dont know if she's hot enough to be my friend

p.s. that movie totally fucking sucked :animateds

[AgentX]

she just tried adding me on myspace, but i dont know if she's hot enough to be my friend

p.s. that movie totally fucking sucked :animateds


shes like 13, the cops are gunna be knocking at ur door with talk like that haha :dweeba5:

[IAmCountryMusic]

shes like 13, the cops are gunna be knocking at ur door with talk like that haha :dweeba5:
it says shes 16 or something though, so i cant be held responsible

[brandnew r mine]

if u r tlkin bout me tht is because u gotta b 16 to join myspace,
Gemma
.x.x.x.

she just tried adding me on myspace, but i dont know if she's hot enough to be my friend

p.s. that movie totally fucking sucked :animateds


i Cancelled the request anywayz

brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it!

p.s on "brand new r mine"'s profile it says her fav film is jeepers creepers! wtf??? thats like one of the worst films i've ever seen
dum dum dum it aint a fave i like it but it aint a fave

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

if u r tlkin bout me tht is because u gotta b 16 to join myspace,
Gemma
.x.x.x.




i Cancelled the request anywayz


dum dum dum it aint a fave i like it but it aint a fave
hey dumBass it does say FAVORITE MOVIES. and learn how to spell, for your own sake.

[WakingTheMisery]

hey dumBass it does say FAVORITE MOVIES. and learn how to spell, for your own sake.
i thought it was another language.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

i thought it was another language.
it's called Preteen Internet Whore. you'll never learn how to decipher it.

[WakingTheMisery]

it's called Preteen Internet Whore. you'll never learn how to decipher it.
i thought it was bad when i used to say lyk but that is just atrocious.

[Tony Pascarella]

i thought it was bad when i used to say lyk but that is just atrocious.

lyk woah. :D

[marrost]

The first half of Jeepers Creepers was fucking awesome, I don't know what you guys are talking about. But it did lose appeal especially after they showed that monster.

[The Gray Ghost]

A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.

[WakingTheMisery]

A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.
am i the only one who didn't get this metaphor?

[eraserfairy]

am i the only one who didn't get this metaphor?

No

[Andy]

It's Fight Club.

[inST0RESNOW]

I keep one in my wallet for a week or two and the rest under my bed so my mom doesn't find them.

[brandnew r mine]

So I Got To Learn To Spell.
Okay.
Gemma
.x.

[Tony Pascarella]

So I Got To Learn To Spell.
Okay.
Gemma
.x.

Alas, she learns!

I'll give scene points just for that revelation.

[takingbackrufio]

If you're worried about them breaking ... just pull out just before you finish.

[brandnew r mine]

:(
sadness