why college bitches suck [Archive]

level4loser

04/30/05, 09:40 AM

here is the typical Northern Ilinois University female (who i have to try to sleep with every day...)

she is 10 to 15 pounds overweight, and she has poor fashion sense. This means she wears sweatpants and a huge sweater, and wears it all week until she goes to the frat houses on friday and saturday night to suck dick for social rank.

welcome to NIU. every girl sucks... its like take those girls or mastrubate.

hows everybody elses college girls?

BrandNew20

04/30/05, 09:45 AM

I've been to two colleges this year...

WPI-non-existant, 85% male school. of the 15% girls, 14.5% of them are absolutely untouchable, I wouldn't touch them on even my horniest of days. and the other.5% are in relationships. If you're going to get laid going to WPI, its going to be with girls from all the other colleges around there.

Colby-The girls are very good looking here, I can't lie. The only problem is that they all seem to be spoiled bitches...oh well.

Jra1

04/30/05, 10:05 AM

ergh, i honestly have a fear of fat chicks....not that 10-15lbs overweight is *fat* enough to warrant me being scared, but thought i'd mention it anyway.

all the girls at my college are either ugly or into really shitty music/fashion etc

still

04/30/05, 11:16 AM

here is the typical Northern Ilinois University female (who i have to try to sleep with every day...)

she is 10 to 15 pounds overweight, and she has poor fashion sense. This means she wears sweatpants and a huge sweater, and wears it all week until she goes to the frat houses on friday and saturday night to suck dick for social rank.

welcome to NIU. every girl sucks... its like take those girls or mastrubate.

hows everybody elses college girls?

looks like SOMEONE contracted an std.

level4loser

04/30/05, 11:29 AM

looks like SOMEONE contracted an std.

naw man... i bag that shit.

yeknom

04/30/05, 11:56 AM

from what ive experienced at NIU.......

I totally agree with you, any girls that don't fit under that categorization are the freshman, who haven't broken up with their high school boyfriends yet.

but try a community college, i have to FIND girls before i can even try to sleep with them.

Carlo Marx

04/30/05, 12:56 PM

TCNJ, or The College of New Jersey for anyone who doesn't know.

The girl/guy ratio is something like 6-1 or 7-1.

Every day I see another absolutely gorgeous girl that I had no idea existed.

They are all *EXTREMELY* easy. and they don't seem to care muh about their boyfriends either.

mirtizzle

04/30/05, 05:17 PM

don't even get me started on college guys.

mondeoman

05/01/05, 02:27 AM

There are two kinds of girls at OU, rich snobby sorority girls who are hot and everyone else. Now I hate to sound arrogant here but I know a lot of chicks think I'm hot or at least a little cute but here next to no chicks want anything to do with me because I don't have money or I don't dress all Abercombie and Fitch. It sucks. There are some cool girls here tho but I haven't found many.

em0_stars

05/01/05, 06:04 AM

im still in high school.

IAmCountryMusic

05/01/05, 06:24 AM

college boys from pennsylvania are total fucking pricks

FailedSenses

05/01/05, 06:49 AM

TCNJ, or The College of New Jersey for anyone who doesn't know.

Hey dude, that's where I'm headed in the fall :) Maybe I'll see you around or something.

djUbilla

05/01/05, 10:48 PM

I suppose all colleges have the sorority thing, but its pretty prominent here at Clemson. There are a ton of girls that are all Southern Girl gung-ho which gets pretty old. And then there's the whole bible belt thing which definitely is a part of many a-girl's life here. But there are definitely more than a few straight up cool, down-to-earth, amazingly beautiful ones.

aminorthreat55

05/01/05, 11:16 PM

All the girls here are asian, ugly, or hot with a boyfriend who happens to be an athlete and an asshole. But I'm friends with the girls volleyball team and thats where I get to hang out with all the ladies.

Louise Heng

05/01/05, 11:20 PM

All the girls here are asian,
and there's something wrong with being asian? HMM PETE?

College guys at my school are all either stupid and hot or really smart and hot. it's a great school.

mondeoman

05/01/05, 11:24 PM

I suppose all colleges have the sorority thing, but its pretty prominent here at Clemson. There are a ton of girls that are all Southern Girl gung-ho which gets pretty old. And then there's the whole bible belt thing which definitely is a part of many a-girl's life here. But there are definitely more than a few straight up cool, down-to-earth, amazingly beautiful ones.
See that just about describes OU.