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Ok, so last week i started liking this girl and found out that she likes me and we're both really into each other so i asked her if she wanted to go eat when she comes back from New York this weekend cuz shes gonna be in Macy's Day Parade, does anyone have any tips or advice on what to do for and on a first date?
Freeride
11/24/08, 06:40 AM
Ok, so last week i started liking this girl and found out that she likes me and we're both really into each other so i asked her if she wanted to go eat when she comes back from New York this weekend cuz shes gonna be in Macy's Day Parade, does anyone have any tips or advice on what to do for and on a first date?
BJ
jagermeister
11/24/08, 06:48 AM
Ok, so last week i started liking this girl and found out that she likes me and we're both really into each other so i asked her if she wanted to go eat when she comes back from New York this weekend cuz shes gonna be in Macy's Day Parade, does anyone have any tips or advice on what to do for and on a first date?
anal or killing her family in front of her. try to combine the two for extra points.
Ok, so last week i started liking this girl and found out that she likes me and we're both really into each other so i asked her if she wanted to go eat when she comes back from New York this weekend cuz shes gonna be in Macy's Day Parade, does anyone have any tips or advice on what to do for and on a first date?
Go eat.
anamericangod
11/24/08, 06:49 AM
Go to a Dane Cook show.
Freeride
11/24/08, 06:49 AM
anal or killing her family in front of her. try to combine the two for extra points.
Death by Anal, I like your style
Go to a Dane Cook show.
the only thing funny about that is the people who find him funny
Freeride
11/24/08, 06:52 AM
Go to a Dane Cook show.
I once tried to watch some of his stand up and didnt laugh for a full half hour, he is an anti-laugh
does she swallow her food?
pilot_light_out
11/24/08, 08:39 AM
go to a movie?
banditandrew
11/24/08, 09:10 AM
make her laugh
thespearkid
11/24/08, 09:11 AM
I asked her to go to the Green Day concert
She said she'd never heard of them
How cool is that?
Angylion Gefell
11/24/08, 09:18 AM
Anal.
apresnuledeluge
11/24/08, 09:19 AM
Ok, so last week i started liking this girl and found out that she likes me and we're both really into each other so i asked her if she wanted to go eat when she comes back from New York this weekend cuz shes gonna be in Macy's Day Parade, does anyone have any tips or advice on what to do for and on a first date?
Use fewer run-ons.
Fallinto_rhythm
11/24/08, 01:44 PM
It's common sense what you do on a date.
The Database
11/24/08, 01:58 PM
Take her bowling or to a drive-in theatre or miniature golf.
DaveZeroZero
11/24/08, 02:19 PM
Get this t-shirt:
http://data.lustich.de/bilder/l/390-i-fuck-on-the-first-date.jpg
4N6 science
11/24/08, 09:46 PM
slip her the one-two aka (the shocker).
MarsEatWorld
11/24/08, 09:54 PM
does she swallow her food?
HAHA
Freeride
11/24/08, 10:07 PM
HAHA
Nice avatar, mark is hilarious
Heart-A-Tact
11/24/08, 10:12 PM
Take her out, treat her well.
MarsEatWorld
11/24/08, 10:14 PM
Nice avatar, mark is hilarious
thanks!!
i know right
hahahaha
"starting with the one with the hair like this"
CTMarshall
11/24/08, 10:15 PM
Dinner and a movie. then you rape rape rape your way into her heart.
MarsEatWorld
11/24/08, 10:30 PM
i love all the guys on ap.
all they wanna do is anal and kill.
its great...
bobby runs
11/24/08, 10:38 PM
I once tried to watch some of his stand up and didnt laugh for a full half hour, he is an anti-laugh
I laugh more at him and his movements and how much he gets in to it.
fadedmemories
11/24/08, 10:53 PM
Go to a Dane Cook show.
100% fail proof plan
BJW7191
11/25/08, 12:16 AM
anal or killing her family in front of her. try to combine the two for extra points.
anal with the family you just killed ftw
BJW7191
11/25/08, 12:18 AM
I once tried to watch some of his stand up and didnt laugh for a full half hour, he is an anti-laugh
dane cook is to comedy what blueballs is to sex... this big build up, but no pay out
your jokes dont make me go banana sandwhich (common joke he uses)
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 12:20 AM
dane cook is to comedy what blueballs is to sex... this big build up, but no pay out
your jokes dont make me go banana sandwhich (common joke he uses)
nice analogy..
i totally pictured that one... or tried to at least
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 12:20 AM
anal with the family you just killed ftw
necrophilia ftl
BJW7191
11/25/08, 12:23 AM
necrophilia ftl
ftl...?
for the life?
from the left?
french tied laces?
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 12:24 AM
ftl...?
for the life?
from the left?
french tied laces?
for the loss :]
BJW7191
11/25/08, 12:27 AM
for the loss :]
oh trust me... its for the win
besides... what a great first impression for a first date... killing the family then sodomising them
classic.... its like a tarrentino movie
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 12:32 AM
oh trust me... its for the win
besides... what a great first impression for a first date... killing the family then sodomising them
classic.... its like a tarrentino movie
haha
you made it seem all exciting:-d
so ftw it issss
BJW7191
11/25/08, 12:36 AM
haha
you made it seem all exciting:-d
so ftw it issss
ftw ftw
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 12:43 AM
ftw ftw
hahaha. indeed!!!
just don't take anyone in my family on a date haha
BJW7191
11/25/08, 12:49 AM
hahaha. indeed!!!
just don't take anyone in my family on a date haha
bummer... i had a classy evening planed out
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 12:51 AM
bummer... i had a classy evening planed out
lemme guess
anal
then killing spree
then more anal.
am i right? or am i right?
BJW7191
11/25/08, 12:56 AM
lemme guess
anal
then killing spree
then more anal.
am i right? or am i right?
well dinner and a movie first... im not rude
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 12:58 AM
well dinner and a movie first... im not rude
hahahaha.
does the date also get killed?
BJW7191
11/25/08, 12:59 AM
hahahaha.
does the date also get killed?
depends if she enjoys anal
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 01:01 AM
depends if she enjoys anal
haha.
yeah stay away from my familyyyyy
but I have some creeper neighbors that might enjoy your visit....
Lost Glories
11/25/08, 01:02 AM
eat her out.
BJW7191
11/25/08, 01:03 AM
haha.
yeah stay away from my familyyyyy
but I have some creeper neighbors that might enjoy your visit....
who enjoys creeper anal necrofeliac sex?
wait... i do
joke
or am i?]
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 01:06 AM
who enjoys creeper anal necrofeliac sex?
wait... i do
joke
or am i?]
nope no joke.
I wonder if your house is full of dead families who screamed at the site of your dick going into their asses. hahhaa
eww. i just creeped myself out please say thats not what your house looks like
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 01:07 AM
screamed in pain that is.... and hatred of such actions
not with pleasure...at all
fadedmemories
11/25/08, 01:10 AM
nope no joke.
I wonder if your house is full of dead families who screamed at the site of your dick going into their asses. hahhaa
eww. i just creeped myself out please say thats not what your house looks like
Lawl
BJW7191
11/25/08, 01:11 AM
screamed in pain that is.... and hatred of such actions
not with pleasure...at all
idk... care to stop by?
/creep
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 01:12 AM
Lawl
i just watched say anything the movie
<3 john cusack
i promise that wasn't random it was your avatar's fault
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 01:16 AM
idk... care to stop by?
/creep
only if we grab dinner and see a movie first :flirt:
fadedmemories
11/25/08, 01:20 AM
i just watched say anything the movie
<3 john cusack
i promise that wasn't random it was your avatar's fault
Cool!
BJW7191
11/25/08, 01:22 AM
only if we grab dinner and see a movie first :flirt:
depends... are you someone people will look for when you turn up missing?
BJW7191
11/25/08, 01:24 AM
only if we grab dinner and see a movie first :flirt:
depends... are you someone people will look for you when you turn up missing?
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 01:24 AM
depends... are you someone people will look for when you turn up missing?
how do you know i will turn up missing?
have you ever read the book American Gods?
what if I eat you through my vagina....
then who is going missing? hmmm
showbiz
11/25/08, 01:24 AM
best thread ever
BJW7191
11/25/08, 01:26 AM
how do you know i will turn up missing?
have you ever read the book American Gods?
what if I eat you through my vagina....
then who is going missing? hmmm
impossible... i demand anal
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 01:27 AM
impossible... i demand anal
what if my vagina sucks you in...
BJW7191
11/25/08, 01:30 AM
what if my vagina sucks you in...
backdoor only... render your vagina worthless
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 01:31 AM
backdoor only... render your vagina worthless
it can pulll you in still. even if you dont intend on going in it
you will
and you will die.
BJW7191
11/25/08, 01:34 AM
it can pulll you in still. even if you dont intend on going in it
you will
and you will die.
negative... i am indestructable
i think
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 01:35 AM
negative... i am indestructable
i think
Not even.
My vag is stronger than your desire for anal sex.
I have no idea what type of girl she is, but I'm a big fan of mini golfing on a first date.
I feel like dinner/movie for a first date is eh, kinda whatever.
BJW7191
11/25/08, 01:42 AM
Not even.
My vag is stronger than your desire for anal sex.
thats like saying a hobo craves a beer more than he does a bowl of trix... it just doesnt make sense
trust me... my desire for anal> your desire for living
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 01:45 AM
thats like saying a hobo craves a beer more than he does a bowl of trix... it just doesnt make sense
trust me... my desire for anal> your desire for living
who said I desire to live more than I desire to suck you and your anal cock up through my vagg?
hmmm
BJW7191
11/25/08, 01:47 AM
who said I desire to live more than I desire to suck you and your anal cock up through my vagg?
hmmm
so confused... i think we found the loophole
is that a good thing or a bad thing?
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 01:51 AM
so confused... i think we found the loophole
is that a good thing or a bad thing?
i think it depends what kind of loophole it is...
oh and i meant to say anal loving cock not anal cock. that didnt make sense haha
BJW7191
11/25/08, 01:55 AM
i think it depends what kind of loophole it is...
oh and i meant to say anal loving cock not anal cock. that didnt make sense haha
just accept your fate and give up your vag and ass... mainly your ass:rape:
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 01:56 AM
just accept your fate and give up your vag and ass... mainly your ass:rape:
never...
you don't know the powers of my vag....
BJW7191
11/25/08, 01:59 AM
never...
you don't know the powers of my vag....
your ass is luke skywalker, and my wang is the force
your ass has my wang
i win with that amazing ANAL-ogy
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 02:01 AM
hahahahahhaa
I have no idea what we were arguing about before...
but all I know is
my VAG is stronger because star wars is lame in my book.
BJW7191
11/25/08, 02:04 AM
hahahahahhaa
I have no idea what we were arguing about before...
but all I know is
my VAG is stronger because star wars is lame in my book.
it might be lame, but my ANAL-ogy was epic so just bend over and take it
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 02:07 AM
it might be lame, but my ANAL-ogy was epic so just bend over and take it
never. i'd rather eat cock then have it in my poophole
BJW7191
11/25/08, 02:08 AM
never. i'd rather eat cock then have it in my poophole
so basically its win win for me then?
BJW7191
11/25/08, 02:09 AM
I have no idea what type of girl she is, but I'm a big fan of mini golfing on a first date.
I feel like dinner/movie for a first date is eh, kinda whatever.
in all honesty, minigolf sounds like an amazing idea for a date... why didnt i think of that yet for a date
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 02:15 AM
in all honesty, minigolf sounds like an amazing idea for a date... why didnt i think of that yet for a date
because you take them to dinner...movie...anal...killling spree...more anal
its out of your routine.... just like being sucked up by my vag...
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 02:15 AM
so basically its win win for me then?
nope.... by eat cock I meant
chew on it. and eat it.
BJW7191
11/25/08, 02:18 AM
nope.... by eat cock I meant
chew on it. and eat it.
shit i thought you meant go down on
no chewing... less teeth=better head... remember that
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 02:20 AM
shit i thought you meant go down on
no chewing... less teeth=better head... remember that
haha i know this
but like i said
anal =/= good
and I'd rather eat your cock than anal hahahaha
BJW7191
11/25/08, 02:20 AM
because you take them to dinner...movie...anal...killling spree...more anal
its out of your routine.... just like being sucked up by my vag...
it might be out of routine, but i like to shake things up a bit... its like not killing the whole family.. maybe let one live so they can telll of the extrodinary events that happened to them
BJW7191
11/25/08, 02:22 AM
haha i know this
but like i said
anal =/= good
and I'd rather eat your cock than anal hahahaha
if a girl never does anal, she will never get married
ever
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 02:22 AM
it might be out of routine, but i like to shake things up a bit... its like not killing the whole family.. maybe let one live so they can telll of the extrodinary events that happened to them
your routine isn't the only thing you like to shake up
BJW7191
11/25/08, 02:23 AM
your routine isn't the only thing you like to shake up
what else do i shake up?
so confused
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 02:23 AM
if a girl never does anal, she will never get married
ever
hahaha
to you! but you don't marry anyway
you just kill and rape kill and rape
maybe ill join you as a partner in crime but instead of raping ill just eat up people through my vag....
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 02:24 AM
what else do i shake up?
so confused
dead people's bodies
obviously
BJW7191
11/25/08, 02:25 AM
dead people's bodies
obviously
well duh thats understood
BJW7191
11/25/08, 02:25 AM
hahaha
to you! but you don't marry anyway
you just kill and rape kill and rape
maybe ill join you as a partner in crime but instead of raping ill just eat up people through my vag....
i coulda sworn that a guy was supposed to eat a vag
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 02:27 AM
i coulda sworn that a guy was supposed to eat a vag
then theres me
that swallows people
through my vag.
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 02:27 AM
well duh thats understood
obvisky
BJW7191
11/25/08, 02:46 AM
then theres me
that swallows people
through my vag.
hmmm thats intimidating
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 02:52 AM
hmmm thats intimidating
told ya :]
BJW7191
11/25/08, 02:54 AM
told ya :]
man eating vagina ftw
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 02:58 AM
man eating vagina ftw
that goes both ways
a [man eatting] vagina
or a man [eatting vagina]
what now smart one :]
BJW7191
11/25/08, 03:00 AM
that goes both ways
a [man eatting] vagina
or a man [eatting vagina]
what now smart one :]
did that on purpose... very ambiguous... how do you like that :)
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 03:01 AM
did that on purpose... very ambiguous... how do you like that :)
i like it....
almost as much as....
you know....
dropdead_julia
11/25/08, 08:34 AM
Don't stare at her boobs, if you do (don't make it obvious).
Joke around and make her laugh, without being an asshole.
try not to be as nervous and act like you know what you are doing,
leave her wanting more,
don't tell her anything creepy/ don't talk about ex girlfriends,
actually, try not to talk as much. Us girls love to talk so just listen and act interested !
smile alot, but not that wierd smile that makes girls think you are planning a rape or something.
Just be yourself, AND GIVE US THE SCOOOP ON HOW IT WENT. hahhhha
Kassie09
11/25/08, 08:38 AM
smile alot, but not that wierd smile that makes girls think you are planning a rape or something.
hahahahahahaha, I know exactly what you're talking about.
dropdead_julia
11/25/08, 08:40 AM
and if you're looking to get some on the first date. Try some, Rohypnol
haha
Heart-A-Tact
11/25/08, 08:51 AM
hahahahahahaha, I know exactly what you're talking about.
Pedosmile!
Kassie09
11/25/08, 08:55 AM
Pedosmile!
Yeah! You boys are creepy.
Heart-A-Tact
11/25/08, 08:58 AM
Yeah! You boys are creepy.
I don't do that.
Do you show boys The Punisher on the first date?
Kassie09
11/25/08, 09:00 AM
I don't do that.
Do you show boys The Punisher on the first date?
You smile normally? Good work.
You must think I have loose morals, sir. Third date.
in all honesty, minigolf sounds like an amazing idea for a date... why didnt i think of that yet for a date
you gotta think outside the box, get creative. think of things that are fun to do with friends and then turn it into a date.
but im glad you liked the idea. now go find a girl and ask her out on a date and take her minigolfing :)
Heart-A-Tact
11/25/08, 09:06 AM
You smile normally? Good work.
You must think I have loose morals, sir. Third date.
Classy Kassie.
Kassie09
11/25/08, 09:06 AM
Classy Kassie.
That's what they call me.
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 09:07 AM
Classy Kassie.
she beats me ><
morgan_w
11/25/08, 09:22 AM
Just go have fun...maybe a movie...
BJW7191
11/25/08, 03:54 PM
you gotta think outside the box, get creative. think of things that are fun to do with friends and then turn it into a date.
but im glad you liked the idea. now go find a girl and ask her out on a date and take her minigolfing :)
only one problem... the only minigolf thing in town got shutdown like 3 months ago... the nearest one after that is like an hour or so drive
maybe idk yet
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 03:55 PM
only one problem... the only minigolf thing in town got shutdown like 3 months ago... the nearest one after that is like an hour or so drive
maybe idk yet
reopen that shit up.
BJW7191
11/25/08, 04:00 PM
reopen that shit up.
oh trust me... i would... it was the shizzzzzzzzzzz
If you want something low pressure, go to a movie and then grab a snack after (because of the movie you'll have something to talk about).
Maybe bowling? Haha.
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 05:03 PM
oh trust me... i would... it was the shizzzzzzzzzzz
I haven't been minigolfing since I was 10
4N6 science
11/25/08, 05:04 PM
Bowling is sweet! I might go tonight.
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 05:06 PM
Last time I went bowling was with Anberlin!!!
mattmatumbo
11/25/08, 05:09 PM
eat her out.
she's guaranteed to love this
4N6 science
11/25/08, 05:10 PM
Last time I went bowling was with Anberlin!!!
Wow you really know how to make a person jealous.
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 05:11 PM
Wow you really know how to make a person jealous.
<3
4N6 science
11/25/08, 05:17 PM
<3
I'll throw you a heart if you some how let me meet anberlin.
only one problem... the only minigolf thing in town got shutdown like 3 months ago... the nearest one after that is like an hour or so drive
maybe idk yet
oh that's really shitty. an hour is way to far to go mini-golfing.
let's see...other ideas...
i'm also a big fan of the zoo, but that could be a bit costly.
or like a carnival/street fair type thing but that obviously is more about timing.
if shes a sports fan (and you are too) you can always go to a sports bar or restaurant to watch a game.
ive also once went to a dinner with a guy and we stopped at target for someone reason or another and we ended up playing around target (it was halloween time) for like 2 hours. haha. or even like checking out a record store or something.
idk, those are all things that i like & would have/had fun doing on a date.
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 05:19 PM
I'll throw you a heart if you some how let me meet anberlin.
haha
using me now are we.
4N6 science
11/25/08, 05:20 PM
haha
using me now are we.
uh...noooo. You rub my back and I can help you out especially since the show is in H-burg.
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 05:22 PM
uh...noooo. You rub my back and I can help you out especially since the show is in H-burg.
haha.
help me out? how so :P
4N6 science
11/25/08, 05:23 PM
haha.
help me out? how so :P
I'm 21.
actually I don't know. You're girls, you can get whatever you need.
BJW7191
11/25/08, 05:25 PM
oh that's really shitty. an hour is way to far to go mini-golfing.
let's see...other ideas...
i'm also a big fan of the zoo, but that could be a bit costly.
or like a carnival/street fair type thing but that obviously is more about timing.
if shes a sports fan (and you are too) you can always go to a sports bar or restaurant to watch a game.
ive also once went to a dinner with a guy and we stopped at target for someone reason or another and we ended up playing around target (it was halloween time) for like 2 hours. haha. or even like checking out a record store or something.
idk, those are all things that i like & would have/had fun doing on a date.
this girl has been begging to go to the zoo... i think ill take her to go see the giraffes, then show her my monkey
thats rude. its a pun
but seriously, she wants to go so bad
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 05:25 PM
I'm 21.
actually I don't know. You're girls, you can get whatever you need.
hahahahahha. :P
Nah, I'll try to get you to meet them if they don't come out.. my bday present to you.
I gave this to my friend lol.. .he's obsessed with Anberlin
HuzHrOoEo9k
BJW7191
11/25/08, 05:26 PM
I'm 21.
actually I don't know. You're girls, you can get whatever you need.
this is true... if a girl shows cleav, she gets anything, doesnt matter if shes underage by 2/3 years
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 05:26 PM
man... i wish a guy would take me to the zoo
no pun
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 05:26 PM
this is true... if a girl shows cleav, she gets anything, doesnt matter if shes underage by 2/3 years
woo for low cut shirts!!!!!!
4N6 science
11/25/08, 05:28 PM
hahahahahha. :P
Nah, I'll try to get you to meet them if they don't come out.. my bday present to you.
I gave this to my friend lol.. .he's obsessed with Anberlin
HuzHrOoEo9k
That would be a great present! :-d
BJW7191
11/25/08, 05:29 PM
man... i wish a guy would take me to the zoo
no pun
i dont think there was any pun in there at all
so the no pun spoiler was not needed
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 05:30 PM
That would be a great present! :-d
but he can just tell you happy birthday :]
I got the most epic pictures at warped tour
seeing them play from the stage
was a once in a lifetime experience
it was sooooooo amazing.
gahh. I will remember Warped this year forever
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 05:30 PM
i dont think there was any pun in there at all
so the no pun spoiler was not needed
i don't want him to show me his monkey
I want to go to the zoo
BJW7191
11/25/08, 05:31 PM
woo for low cut shirts!!!!!!
love the vneck thats leads to uber-cleav
love it
BJW7191
11/25/08, 05:31 PM
i don't want him to show me his monkey
I want to go to the zoo
hahahahaha... ok i get it
but dont lie... your inner skank wants to see his monkey
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 05:33 PM
love the vneck thats leads to uber-cleav
love it
hahahahaha good thing I changed my profile picture a week ago
hahahahaha... ok i get it
but dont lie... your inner skank wants to see his monkey
haha that comes after I go to the actual zoo.
Taking me to the zoo puts me in such an amazing state of mind I am willing to do anything.
oh and parks
BJW7191
11/25/08, 05:36 PM
hahahahaha good thing I changed my profile picture a week ago
haha that comes after I go to the actual zoo.
Taking me to the zoo puts me in such an amazing state of mind I am willing to do anything.
oh and parks
bring food and sandwhiches and stuff. go to the park, walk around, feed the ducks (thats the key part) then go watch elizabethtown(second most key part)... perfect way to score if youre a guy
if any dude asks any chick to go to the park to feed ducks, hes looking to get lucky
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 05:37 PM
bring food and sandwhiches and stuff. go to the park, walk around, feed the ducks (thats the key part) then go watch elizabethtown(second most key part)... perfect way to score if youre a guy
if any dude asks any chick to go to the park to feed ducks, hes looking to get lucky
qft.
haha. not gna lie
BJW7191
11/25/08, 05:46 PM
qft.
haha. not gna lie
theres no need to lie, its absolute truth. girls love the ducks and can just be romantically taken advanage of without it being considered rape
true story
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 05:48 PM
theres no need to lie, its absolute truth. girls love the ducks and can just be romantically taken advanage of without it being considered rape
true story
haha as long as no ass rape is involved.. then we regain ability to process situations and run the fuck out
BJW7191
11/25/08, 05:50 PM
haha as long as no ass rape is involved.. then we regain ability to process situations and run the fuck out
trust me, the ducks make you succumb to anal
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 05:52 PM
trust me, the ducks make you succumb to anal
idk... luckily I haven't even come close to a situation like anal.
BJW7191
11/25/08, 05:54 PM
idk... luckily I haven't even come close to a situation like anal.
its bound to happen
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 05:56 PM
its bound to happen
hopefully not for a while.
I might pull a Jackass and mend my ass whole together.
ew thats gross
this girl has been begging to go to the zoo... i think ill take her to go see the giraffes, then show her my monkey
thats rude. its a pun
but seriously, she wants to go so bad
bahaha, nice pun.
just make sure your monkey is awake when you show her, it's so lame when they're asleep.
anyhow,
Take her to the zoo! I've convinced my friends to go to the zoo with me on Monday (tis my birthday!).
BJW7191
11/25/08, 08:05 PM
bahaha, nice pun.
just make sure your monkey is awake when you show her, it's so lame when they're asleep.
anyhow,
Take her to the zoo! I've convinced my friends to go to the zoo with me on Monday (tis my birthday!).
sleeping monkeys are lame (nice pun)
happy early bday, i wont be able to tell you bc i wont have an available comp
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 08:06 PM
bahaha, nice pun.
just make sure your monkey is awake when you show her, it's so lame when they're asleep.
anyhow,
Take her to the zoo! I've convinced my friends to go to the zoo with me on Monday (tis my birthday!).
luckyyyy
BJW7191
11/25/08, 08:11 PM
hopefully not for a while.
I might pull a Jackass and mend my ass whole together.
ew thats gross
its going to happen
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 08:14 PM
its going to happen
hehe
not if my super gina sucks the guy in hahahahahhahaa.
sleeping monkeys are lame (nice pun)
happy early bday, i wont be able to tell you bc i wont have an available comp
haha thanks
and thanks! :)
mattybobviously
11/25/08, 08:19 PM
Beatoff before the date, so that way you don't cum in your jeans when her hand lightly grazes against your half-limp dick.
BJW7191
11/25/08, 08:20 PM
Beatoff before the date, so that way you don't cum in your jeans when her hand lightly grazes against your half-limp dick.
sounds like you know from personal experience?
BJW7191
11/25/08, 08:20 PM
haha thanks
and thanks! :)
thats a pretty legit bday event though
boldt_action
11/25/08, 08:31 PM
sounds like you know from personal experience?
my thought's exactly.
thats a pretty legit bday event though
yeah, im really stoked on it. plus, its the san diego zoo. you cant beat that!
BJW7191
11/25/08, 08:43 PM
yeah, im really stoked on it. plus, its the san diego zoo. you cant beat that!
san diego zoo isnt that the worlds best zoo?
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 08:45 PM
yeah, im really stoked on it. plus, its the san diego zoo. you cant beat that!
i miss living in san diego...
i used to live in rancho bernardo
dude.. balboa park is the GREATEST ever
san diego zoo isnt that the worlds best zoo?
hell yeah it is! or one of the top ones
i miss living in san diego...
i used to live in rancho bernardo
dude.. balboa park is the GREATEST ever
ohh why did you move?
balboa park is AMAAAAAAZING. i havent been there in way too long
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 09:55 PM
ohh why did you move?
balboa park is AMAAAAAAZING. i havent been there in way too long
my dads job... i lived there a while ago for 3 years...
then moved to brazil for 3 years
and now im in North carolina this is my third school year here....
=/
i move too much.
i was in SD in june :] i missed it soooo much....
i remember back in 4th grade...riding scooters down balboa park hahahahaha
dude seaport village is perfect for a date too
sandiego in general is jut full of awesome places.
north carolina suckss
my dads job... i lived there a while ago for 3 years...
then moved to brazil for 3 years
and now im in North carolina this is my third school year here....
=/
i move too much.
i was in SD in june :] i missed it soooo much....
i remember back in 4th grade...riding scooters down balboa park hahahahaha
dude seaport village is perfect for a date too
sandiego in general is jut full of awesome places.
north carolina suckss
awww i'm sorry to hear that youve moved so much. :(
but that's sweet you were back here in June! The weather was on it's A game. Not so much June Gloom
i'm not originally from SD, I'm from San Jose but my uncle's lived in La Jolla my whole life so SD has been my second home. I moved down here last sept for school.
seaport village would be awesome for a date....its so awesome. they have a left handers store there! yes!
im sure theres someplace cool in north carolina...?
MarsEatWorld
11/25/08, 11:24 PM
awww i'm sorry to hear that youve moved so much. :(
but that's sweet you were back here in June! The weather was on it's A game. Not so much June Gloom
i'm not originally from SD, I'm from San Jose but my uncle's lived in La Jolla my whole life so SD has been my second home. I moved down here last sept for school.
seaport village would be awesome for a date....its so awesome. they have a left handers store there! yes!
im sure theres someplace cool in north carolina...?
oh cool... fun my dad lives in La Jolla now...
i know! i always went there though i'm right handed...
no cool places in north carolina...i promise.
mattybobviously
11/27/08, 09:04 AM
Yeah, definite personal experience, that would be a smart thing for me to post on a website...
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