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when 4ever ends
04/30/05, 08:48 PM
CLOVIS, N.M. - A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.

Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

"I didn't know whether to laugh or cry," school Principal Diana Russell said.

State police, Clovis police and the Curry County Sheriff's Department arrived at the school shortly after 8:30 a.m. They searched the premises and determined there was no immediate danger.

In the meantime, more than 30 parents, alerted by a radio report, descended on the school. Visibly shaken, they gathered around in a semi-circle, straining their necks, awaiting news.

"There needs to be security before the kids walk through the door," said Heather Black, whose son attends the school.

After the lockdown was lifted but before the burrito was identified as the culprit, parents pulled 75 students out of school, Russell said.

Russell said the mystery was solved after she brought everyone in the school together in the auditorium to explain what was going on.

"The kid was sitting there as I'm describing this (report of a student with a suspicious package) and he's thinking, 'Oh, my gosh, they're talking about my burrito.'"

Afterward, eighth-grader Michael Morrissey approached her.

"He said, 'I think I'm the person they saw,'" Russell said.

The burrito was part of Morrissey's extra-credit assignment to create commercial advertising for a product.

"We had to make up a product and it could have been anything. I made up a restaurant that specialized in oddly large burritos," Morrissey said.

After students heard the description of what police were looking for, he and his friends began to make the connection. He then took the burrito to the office.

"The police saw it and everyone just started laughing. It was a laughter of relief," Morrissey said.

"Oh, and I have a new nickname now. It's Burrito Boy."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/burrito_lockdown


we go to these places to learn...?

ArTkY_
04/30/05, 08:50 PM
Hahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahaha

when 4ever ends
04/30/05, 08:51 PM
haha yeah i know its funny as hell

EnderDove
04/30/05, 08:51 PM
Damnit, I was hoping burrito was code for penis.

piebaldkid42
04/30/05, 08:51 PM
haha

when 4ever ends
04/30/05, 08:56 PM
well in that case .. my school would be in lockdown every day

haah could u imagine being in that school.. haha being in lockdown mode for 2 hours over a burito

LoserlyFirefly
04/30/05, 08:59 PM
Damn that's a big ass burrito!

EnderDove
04/30/05, 09:03 PM
Damn that's a big ass burrito!
Well it was in New Mexico, they have nothing else to do there except make giant burritos.

when 4ever ends
04/30/05, 09:06 PM
or looking for aliens

:spacecraf

r o s w e l l

EnderDove
04/30/05, 09:09 PM
Roswell, not Rosewell. Damn kids, whats with the terrible spelling recently.

LoserlyFirefly
04/30/05, 09:12 PM
Well it was in New Mexico, they have nothing else to do there except make giant burritos.

I wish they made giant burritos here. I only live about 10 minutes from Mexico so there should be giant burritos. I should ask the guys at the taco shop next to my house to make me a 60 inch burrito.

when 4ever ends
04/30/05, 09:13 PM
my bad

hey wasnt there a show called that?

varock
04/30/05, 09:13 PM
bahahahaha.

EnderDove
04/30/05, 09:13 PM
my bad

hey wasnt there a show called that?
I think so...

when 4ever ends
04/30/05, 09:15 PM
i thihnk i watched it once,..it was about some kid that was an alien and saved this girls life

whatever happened to that show

EnderDove
04/30/05, 09:17 PM
i thihnk i watched it once,..it was about some kid that was an alien and saved this girls life

whatever happened to that show
Look at your description.....now think about why it isnt on anymore.......okay, got it? Good.

when 4ever ends
04/30/05, 09:18 PM
hhahaha i got ya

EnderDove
04/30/05, 09:21 PM
hhahaha i got ya
I was hoping you would, if you didnt I would've broke up my boomstick.

when 4ever ends
05/01/05, 07:36 AM
boomstick?

sunpoison
05/01/05, 08:10 AM
Yeah Roswell, I remember that show.

(totally useless post)

a typicalcliche
05/01/05, 08:10 AM
:laugh:

AshesAshes
05/01/05, 08:11 AM
i could go for a burrito

piebaldkid42
05/01/05, 08:13 AM
boomstick?
i believe boom boom stick is from muppet treasure island

AshesAshes
05/01/05, 08:14 AM
i believe boom boom stick is from muppet treasure island
that movie owned

Andy
05/01/05, 08:15 AM
"We had to make up a product and it could have been anything. I made up a restaurant that specialized in oddly large burritos," Morrissey said.
Hahahahaha

when 4ever ends
05/01/05, 08:36 AM
someone gave my negitive scene points for this thread

wtf?

sunpoison
05/01/05, 08:37 AM
someone gave my negitive scene points for this thread

wtf?
hahaha someone doesn't like giant burritos.

when 4ever ends
05/01/05, 08:42 AM
it was probally the kid that brought in the burrito

a typicalcliche
05/01/05, 08:43 AM
i could go for a burrito
up your ass