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somesortofidiot
04/30/05, 11:33 PM
more government repression.
200+ things you arent allowed to do in the military
http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html
apoemtothedead
05/01/05, 12:15 AM
I think you mean oppression
XthroughmyeyesX
05/01/05, 12:16 AM
58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.
....wow, hahaha.
a typicalcliche
05/01/05, 12:17 AM
hahah
Carlo Marx
05/01/05, 02:01 AM
33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
amazing
52. Not allowed to yell “Take that Cobra” at the rifle range.
That my be the funniest thing I've ever read
33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
amazing
52. Not allowed to yell “Take that Cobra” at the rifle range.
That my be the funniest thing I've ever read
29. The Irish MPs are not after “Me frosted lucky charms”.
Bwahahahaha
Im gonna have to try some of these.
AshesAshes
05/01/05, 02:34 AM
33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
amazing
52. Not allowed to yell “Take that Cobra” at the rifle range.
That my be the funniest thing I've ever read
hahaha
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