Bayside Syndrome (Official Thread)

[summer skin]

Bayside Syndrome
Nounjective

A band whose singer has no emotion in his voice, and stays completely deadpan during even the most emotional of lyrics

I.E.
Did you go to the thrice show last night? Dustin had total bayside syndrome going on.

Bands that fall under the category of Bayside syndrome:
Bayside
(All) Thrice
Alkaline Trio
Pink Floyd
Silverstein
Protest the Hero
The Human Abstract
Reign of Kindo
The Juliana Theory
Jacob Bannon's "singing" voice
June
Boys Night Out
Every Time I Die
Minus the Bear
TREOS
Funeral for a Friend
Midtown
T.I.
KanYe West
Every Orgcore Band Ever
Matchbook Romance
Jawbreaker
Underoath
Fear Before
Aaron Weiss Trying to Sing
Heavy Heavy Bro Bro
Devil Wears Nada
Interpol
All Divide
The Bronx
Motion City Soundtrack
New Found Glory
Saves the Day
Hit the Lights
Johnjohnnyyjohn
Joy Division
Ian Mackaye
Every Band Anton Likes
Jim Ward
The Fall of Troy
Feel free to add to further the definition.

[x togepi x]

i got the thread closed by saying slayer

[summer skin]

no I deleted it as the ultimate GOT 'EM

[mht]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[x togepi x]

because i said slayer

[mht]

got em trend is so 2003.


-minorities at a baroness concert

[last light]

lol

[HangsLikeHeaven]

The Graduate

[HangsLikeHeaven]

Fenix Tx

[x togepi x]

the graduate does not belong on this list.

[summer skin]

got em trend is so 2003.


-minorities at a baroness concert
I just wanted to be liked.

[mht]

the sad part is because this is in the music forum now people will probably participate. lol

[chipdip18]

Lil Wayne.

[summer skin]

the sad part is because this is in the music forum now people will probably participate. lol
true.

[kearn1tm]

All the women singers, amirite fella's?

Yeah, haha, I know, I know, apparently they can vote now too.

[kearn1tm]

Bayside = best riot grrl band of the '00s!

[The Database]

Oh great now we have to deal with kearn1tm in this thread

[HangsLikeHeaven]

My Little Pony

[kearn1tm]

Oh great now we have to deal with kearn1tm in this thread

Yeah?

[mht]

Oh great now we have to deal with kearn1tm in this thread

I'd say that's an upgrade/downgrade to what many were dealing with in the other.

[Regards]

Oh great now we have to deal with Die Hard in the music forum.

[kearn1tm]

I'd say that's an upgrade/downgrade to what many were dealing with in the other.

I have no idea what this means, but I'm a narcissist and so I'm commenting because it has to do with me in part and I like run-on sentences in which commas are not needed and punctuation is at a minimum and I hope you're reading this in the voice of the member of Bayside who's porking the pornstar.

[kearn1tm]

Oh great now we have to deal with Die Hard in the music forum.

Was he the one who defends anything with a vagina on this site? Hey, how did that digital blow job work out for ya?

[mht]

Was he the one who defends anything with a vagina on this site? Hey, how did that digital blow job work out for ya?


that would be the user named 'DaveZeroZero' actually. Die Hard is the one that steals other peoples music taste and posts/jokes and rehashes them himself.

[The Database]

that would be the user named 'DaveZeroZero' actually. Die Hard is the one that steals other peoples music taste and posts/jokes and rehashes them himself.
Correct.

[The Database]

I'd say that's an upgrade/downgrade to what many were dealing with in the other.
Well then we can Chugga Chugga ahead!

[kearn1tm]

that would be the user named 'DaveZeroZero' actually. Die Hard is the one that steals other peoples music taste and posts/jokes and rehashes them himself.

The question still remains; how'd that digital blowjob go?

[The Database]

The question still remains; how'd that digital blowjob go?
chugga chugga

[kearn1tm]

chugga chugga

Yeah you kept saying that, but it only made you wiggle. Sorry about the bite.

[Anton Djamoos]

Pete Yorn

[mht]

if ya can't beat 'em... got 'em.

[Anton Djamoos]

if ya can't beat 'em... got 'em.
summer skin'd em

I'm going to continue with mad libs. Those were fun last night.

[Miss Heartcore]

Oh great now we have to deal with Die Hard in the music forum.
Damn Kris.

[Anton Djamoos]

NOUNJECTIVE ISN'T EVEN A WORD

[mht]

livepan

[saysmydoctor]

:lol:

[Matthew Tsai]

what does livepan mean?

[mht]

lol

[Miss Heartcore]

:hitself:

Jeff should just put the definition in the original post.

[saysmydoctor]

Livepan is the opposite of deadpan, clearly.

[summer skin]

what does livepan mean?
It means fuck you Pepe Silva

[GuitarR0cker1]

Piebald

[The Database]

It means fuck you Pepe Silvia
Come on guys spell it right.

[The Database]

How do you come of something?

[Burn That Shit]

I think you set him up.

[Kid B]

:-d

[kemichels]

Nirvana (?) questionable.

[heyzombiehitler]

What was wrong with the same exact thread in the general forum?

[ThemChains]

A+

[summer skin]

What was wrong with the same exact thread in the general forum?
it got anton'd to hell so we got em'd through a table'd.

[Anton Djamoos]

it got anton'd to hell so we got em'd through a table'd.
My first [username]'d!

[mht]

line trap

[heyzombiehitler]

I have no understanding of that inside joke. But its okay.

[The Database]

Case in point.
I still don't get it.

[kearn1tm]

I still don't get it.

You're not particularly smart.

[The Database]

You're not particularly smart.
You're not particularly interesting.

[x togepi x]

You're not particularly interesting.

You're not particularly particular.

[llwilliamsll]

So the old one got closed? But it had that sweet argument!!

[The Database]

You're not particularly particular.
You're awesome.

[youareallfreaks]

shart'd

[kearn1tm]

You're not particularly interesting.

You wound me.

EDIT - I must be interesting to you lover, as you continually call me out in threads.

[thespearkid]

How did a bunch of entertaining posters get together and put on such an awful thread?

[summer skin]

How did a bunch of entertaining posters get together and put on such an awful thread?
Eat a fat baby dick, that's how.

[thespearkid]

Eat a fat baby dick, that's how.
You're normally funnier than this.

Shitty thread remains shitty.

[summer skin]

You're normally funnier than this.

Shitty thread remains shitty.
You normally mean nothing to me.

[Miss Heartcore]

You normally mean nothing to me.
lol

[thespearkid]

You normally mean nothing to me.
This is boring. There needs to be a Bayside Syndrome for posters who constantly deliver the same jokes no matter what thread they're posting in. AP is lame lately.

[mht]

who the fuck is this clown?

[thespearkid]

Dion.

[x togepi x]

This is boring. There needs to be a Bayside Syndrome for posters who constantly deliver the same jokes no matter what thread they're posting in. AP is lame lately.

cool, because you didn't just do the (adjective) (noun) is (same adjective) (same noun) meme a second ago or anything.

[Nevuk]

Rolling your eyes is an excellent exercise of the muscles.

[The Database]

You normally mean nothing to me.
ha

[The Database]

cj9mPrzZUOM

[summer skin]

cj9mPrzZUOM
Anton ReNARDi.












GET IT?

[Miss Heartcore]

Anton ReNARDi.












GET IT?
I was waiting for you to quote this.

[The Database]

Anton ReNARDi.












GET IT?
lol

suffers from BS regardless

[Piss]

this thread is win

[Piss]

bump

[mht]

lol that livepan shit was some of the funniest arguing on here ever.

[x togepi x]

good thread, solid dudes. i wish the original still existed. jeff you son of a bitch.

[jbaseball44]

Somehow i missed this thread til now, funny stuff.

[bradnewman]

lol wow its nice seeing the bayside thread back up.... pretty awesome band

[angiej27]

I saw Bayside a couple of days ago supporting New Found Glory, i thought they were pretty good

[Charles777]

Bayside Syndrome
Nounjective

A band whose singer has no emotion in his voice, and stays completely deadpan during even the most emotional of lyrics

I.E.
Did you go to the thrice show last night? Dustin had total bayside syndrome going on.

Bands that fall under the category of Bayside syndrome:
Bayside
(All) Thrice
Alkaline Trio
Pink Floyd
Silverstein
Protest the Hero
The Human Abstract
Reign of Kindo
The Juliana Theory
Jacob Bannon's "singing" voice
June
Boys Night Out
Every Time I Die
Minus the Bear
TREOS
Funeral for a Friend
Midtown
T.I.
KanYe West
Every Orgcore Band Ever
Matchbook Romance
Jawbreaker
Underoath
Fear Before
Aaron Weiss Trying to Sing
Heavy Heavy Bro Bro
Devil Wears Nada
Interpol
All Divide
The Bronx
Motion City Soundtrack
New Found Glory
Saves the Day
Hit the Lights
Johnjohnnyyjohn
Joy Division
Ian Mackaye
Every Band Anton Likes
Jim Ward
The Fall of Troy
Feel free to add to further the definition.
I don't think these ones have it. Though I haven't listened to most of those bands.

[kearn1tm]

I was waiting for you to quote this.

Emma Frost > Jean Grey

Yelena Belova > Natasha Romanoff

[Burn That Shit]

I don't think these ones have it. Though I haven't listened to most of those bands.

I don't think you understand the concept of this thread. He made a list of bands hyped on this website to make everyone mad.

[Charles777]

I don't think you understand the concept of this thread. He made a list of bands hyped on this website to make everyone mad.
Oh, my bad.

[Piss]

I don't think you understand the concept of this thread. He made a list of bands hyped on this website to make everyone mad.

then wheres Brand New?

[ohLOOKitsLEAH]

Fuck you, Bayside's my favourite.
:(

[mht]

I don't think you understand the concept of this thread. He made a list of bands hyped on this website to make everyone mad.


no over half that list is actually serious. you could argue some of these bands have been released the same sounding fucking album(s) for years now, which is/was the point of this thread. it was originally made in the general with an actual argument (and the use of the term livepan -lol) but was deleted/locked so Jeff made one in the music forum and of course all you idiots don't get it.

[GuitarR0cker1]

Bayside really has come out with the same album 4 times in a row.

[c_rob2700]

I actually don't think the one in general got locked. I think togepi said Slayer and Jeff deleted it as a joke, lol

EDIT: Yep, it's on the first page

[muttley]

I don't think these ones have it. Though I haven't listened to most of those bands.

I'm assuming this whole thing was made up as a way to bash bands he doesn't like.

[c_rob2700]

Bayside really has come out with the same album 4 times in a row.
Nah, I'd say there's a difference in lyrical tone and muscianship in between the first two and the last two. But either way, they really haven't progressed much.

[saysmydoctor]

'Livepan' needs to be put into the vernacular.

[c_rob2700]

And Jeff needs to be brought back

[GuitarR0cker1]

Nah, I'd say there's a difference in lyrical tone and muscianship in between the first two and the last two. But either way, they really haven't progressed much.
Well I guess there is a little difference in muscianship but it isn't that noticeable. They incorporated more solos since Sirens and Condolences, plus a more tight sound. Yawn. I still enjoy their music though.

[Charles777]

I'm assuming this whole thing was made up as a way to bash bands he doesn't like.

I'm sure.

[chipdip18]

And Jeff needs to be brought back

He was so funny.

[c_rob2700]

There were a lot of posters who, even if they sucked, at least made this place more interesting when I first started posting here

[chipdip18]

Agreed. Jeff didn't suck though, he was just awesome. I never even found out what he listened to, always wondered.

[Burn That Shit]

Jeff is IP banned, says twitter.

[blink44xx]

i dont think the fall of troy belongs on this list. i saw them in 07 and thomas erak was insane. i respectfully disagree with that band on your list.