KaneFails
11/26/08, 07:17 PM
This Song Will Probably Be Number One On The Billboard Charts
This letter is to whom it may concern.
I've made the greatest discovery for the struggling bards,
For those hungry for fame,
For those who won't live with a shard,
For those who want a famous name.
Listen closely, for its a little absurd.
[Chorus]
Creativity won't make the paper fall,
Unoriginality is the answer!
A song about the boy who took you for a fool
Revolutionary won't get you anywhere,
So write a song about how she kicked you in the jewels
Familiarity will get your name written in history's halls.
Like I said, it was a little absurd
Take some time to let the situation sink in
The colorblind masses can't conceptualize it
Realize that we cannot win
Understand we'll just join them when we're beaten
Try though we might, the outcome is something we can't avoid.
[Chorus]
This letter is signed sincerely by anonymous
And I bet you're asking, "Who is he?"
Another player who lost the game
One who refused to give in to the greed
Only to be smacked into a state of permanent lame
And now for the post script:
Please let this letter not send you down this path
Or else you will suffer the ordinary's wrath.
((Feel free to give critiques..and yes I know the title is long and I should change it, but I like it. =P))
This letter is to whom it may concern.
I've made the greatest discovery for the struggling bards,
For those hungry for fame,
For those who won't live with a shard,
For those who want a famous name.
Listen closely, for its a little absurd.
[Chorus]
Creativity won't make the paper fall,
Unoriginality is the answer!
A song about the boy who took you for a fool
Revolutionary won't get you anywhere,
So write a song about how she kicked you in the jewels
Familiarity will get your name written in history's halls.
Like I said, it was a little absurd
Take some time to let the situation sink in
The colorblind masses can't conceptualize it
Realize that we cannot win
Understand we'll just join them when we're beaten
Try though we might, the outcome is something we can't avoid.
[Chorus]
This letter is signed sincerely by anonymous
And I bet you're asking, "Who is he?"
Another player who lost the game
One who refused to give in to the greed
Only to be smacked into a state of permanent lame
And now for the post script:
Please let this letter not send you down this path
Or else you will suffer the ordinary's wrath.
((Feel free to give critiques..and yes I know the title is long and I should change it, but I like it. =P))