It'd be sick

[PunkDrums182]

I wanna start a cult, and then like after 2 years of people being dedicated followers, giving up their family friends money and all worldly posessions i'd be like

" Just kidding you fucking idiots "
mwahaha

What should my cult's belief's be??

[Tony Pascarella]

You believe in salad tossing.

[PunkDrums182]

so i just read what i said and .. I'm retarded. I still think it'd be funny if someone ruined a bunch of peoples lives with a fake cult though..

[piebaldkid42]

everyone has to become telemarketers

[Tony Pascarella]

everyone has to become telemarketers

Crazy Mexican telemarketers with French accents.

[piebaldkid42]

Crazy Mexican telemarketers with French accents.
because then not only would their lives be destroyed, but everyone elses too.

[RoomWithAVeiw]

and you could be selling cheese salads

[Shoes]

That the world is flat. Simple yet effective

[urowndisaster52]

I wanna start a cult, and then like after 2 years of people being dedicated followers, giving up their family friends money and all worldly posessions i'd be like

" Just kidding you fucking idiots "
mwahaha

What should my cult's belief's be??
believe that jason tate is god...and the only holy food is that from a woman's breast. (or maybe a cow's milk straight from the utter)

[Carlo Marx]

every major prophecy is foretold in ron jeremy movies, but only in reverse alphabetical order

[urowndisaster52]

every major prophecy is foretold in ron jeremy movies, but only in reverse alphabetical order
or "ernest goes to..." is actually an oricle and everything in those movies is therefore holier than thou

[Tony Pascarella]

Ernest goes to the XXX Superstore.

[urowndisaster52]

Ernest goes to the XXX Superstore.
HAHA