t_ashley
11/28/08, 06:32 PM
You Might be a Swimmer if:
>If whenever you hear an electronic beep, and you instinctively jump, you might be a swimmer.
>If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount of sleep you got, you might be a swimmer.
>If waking up before dawn to exercise seems normal, you might be a swimmer. (You might also be crazy)
>If jamming a piece of Styrofoam between your legs is not a kinky sexual activity, you might be a swimmer.
>If bugs die of chlorine poisoning when they land on your skin, you might be a swimmer.
>If you sport long, curling hair with split ends on your legs, you might be a swimmer.
>If the phrase "This set with fins" is better than hearing "You just won $1000," you might be a swimmer.
>If you answer, "I don't need to" when someone asks when you showered last, you might be a swimmer.
>If you love a good lightning storm when you have outdoor practice, you might be a swimmer.
>When you learn how to squirt water 15 different ways, you might be a swimmer.
>When your long term goal is to slap your bicep on your lat, you might be a swimmer.
> When you wake up before six for the free doughnuts, you might be a swimmer.
>When you go through so much latex in one season you could wallpaper your room, you might be a swimmer.
>If a friend asks how a certain guy dresses and you reply, "I only see him without his clothes on" you might be a swimmer. [SPEEDOS!!!]
>If your friends have stopped asking you about your plans for the evenings, you might be a swimmer.
>If you go from store to store desperately trying to find your favorite sports drink, you might be a swimmer.
>If the first place you go when you're stressed out is a swimming pool, you might be a swimmer.
>If among your heroes are Janet, Jenny, or Amanda, or you know who I'm talking about, you might be a swimmer.
>If your daily apparel is held together by knots or is torn and see through, you might be a swimmer.
>If you have an inhaler in every color of the rainbow, you might be a swimmer.
>If the phrase, "50 double armed backstroke with a breast stroke kick makes you happier than anything, you might be a swimmer.
>If being fish-like is a compliment, you might be a swimmer.
>If your friends don't even call you anymore because they know that you have no time to do anything, you might be a swimmer.
>If your nightmares consist of a series of numbers ending in 0 or 5, you might be a swimmer.
>If you have hickeys on your neck, you might be a swimmer or you might be lucky.
>If you sweat chlorine even after showering, you might be a swimmer.
>If you just don't understand the charm of the swim suit edition, you might be a swimmer.
>If getting smacked on the butt doesn't bother you at all, you might be a swimmer.
>If someone asks if you have any siblings and you start listing teammates, you might be a swimmer.
>If you cut yourself every time you shave, because you only do it 3 or 4 times a year and are out of practice, you might be a female swimmer.
> If you are determined, strong, smart and tough, you might be a swimmer.
*If you shamelessly walk around the hallways at school in your bathing suit, you might be a swimmer.
*If you think bald heads are hot, you might be a female swimmer.
*If the person who sits behind you in you're math class always tells you that you reak of chlorine, you might be a swimmer.
* If land is your second home, you might be a swimmer.
* If you sometimes have trouble walking because you aren't use to it, you might be a swimmer.
* If you suck at running, you might be a swimmer.
* If your stronger than many of the guys and all the girls in your grade, you might be a female swimmer.
* If you have to try on 30 shirts just to find one that fits your shoulders, you might be a female swimmer.
* If your hair remains in a wet ponytail throughout the day, you might be a swimmer.
* If when the life guard tryouts say you have to swim a 500 in less than 9 minutes you laugh, you might be a swimmer.
* If you have a permanent suit, goggle, and cap tan, you might be a swimmer.
* If all you ever do is eat and sleep during school, you might be a swimmer.
* If all your saturday and friday nights are spent around water, you might be a swimmer.
* If The Toadies "I Come From The Water" is your theme song, you might be a swimmer.
* If the first thing you look at in a guy is abs, you might be a female (maybe even a male) swimmer.
* If you are at the school so early in the morning for practice that you beat the janitors there and the lights in the parking lot are off, you might be a swimmer.
*If a practice of only 5000 yards sounds like heaven to you, you might be a swimmer.
*If you practice 3 or more times a day during the summer, you might be a swimmer.
*If your used to takin a 2 miinute shower and rushing to get dressed just to make it to class a minute after the tardy bell rings, you might be a female swimmer.
* And finally, If every time someone complains about how early they got up to get ready for school, you turn around and bite their head off and almost beat the living **** out of them, you might be a swimmer.
*If your shoes always squeak when you walk down the hall, you might be a swimmer.
*If you walk around with minimal amounts of clothing on, you might be a swimmer.
*If the only thing you can talk about is swimming, you might be a swimmer.
*If you pee on the pooldeck then walk around barefoot, you might be a male swimmer.
*If there are wet towels over every door in your house, you might be a swimmer.
>If whenever you hear an electronic beep, and you instinctively jump, you might be a swimmer.
>If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount of sleep you got, you might be a swimmer.
>If waking up before dawn to exercise seems normal, you might be a swimmer. (You might also be crazy)
>If jamming a piece of Styrofoam between your legs is not a kinky sexual activity, you might be a swimmer.
>If bugs die of chlorine poisoning when they land on your skin, you might be a swimmer.
>If you sport long, curling hair with split ends on your legs, you might be a swimmer.
>If the phrase "This set with fins" is better than hearing "You just won $1000," you might be a swimmer.
>If you answer, "I don't need to" when someone asks when you showered last, you might be a swimmer.
>If you love a good lightning storm when you have outdoor practice, you might be a swimmer.
>When you learn how to squirt water 15 different ways, you might be a swimmer.
>When your long term goal is to slap your bicep on your lat, you might be a swimmer.
> When you wake up before six for the free doughnuts, you might be a swimmer.
>When you go through so much latex in one season you could wallpaper your room, you might be a swimmer.
>If a friend asks how a certain guy dresses and you reply, "I only see him without his clothes on" you might be a swimmer. [SPEEDOS!!!]
>If your friends have stopped asking you about your plans for the evenings, you might be a swimmer.
>If you go from store to store desperately trying to find your favorite sports drink, you might be a swimmer.
>If the first place you go when you're stressed out is a swimming pool, you might be a swimmer.
>If among your heroes are Janet, Jenny, or Amanda, or you know who I'm talking about, you might be a swimmer.
>If your daily apparel is held together by knots or is torn and see through, you might be a swimmer.
>If you have an inhaler in every color of the rainbow, you might be a swimmer.
>If the phrase, "50 double armed backstroke with a breast stroke kick makes you happier than anything, you might be a swimmer.
>If being fish-like is a compliment, you might be a swimmer.
>If your friends don't even call you anymore because they know that you have no time to do anything, you might be a swimmer.
>If your nightmares consist of a series of numbers ending in 0 or 5, you might be a swimmer.
>If you have hickeys on your neck, you might be a swimmer or you might be lucky.
>If you sweat chlorine even after showering, you might be a swimmer.
>If you just don't understand the charm of the swim suit edition, you might be a swimmer.
>If getting smacked on the butt doesn't bother you at all, you might be a swimmer.
>If someone asks if you have any siblings and you start listing teammates, you might be a swimmer.
>If you cut yourself every time you shave, because you only do it 3 or 4 times a year and are out of practice, you might be a female swimmer.
> If you are determined, strong, smart and tough, you might be a swimmer.
*If you shamelessly walk around the hallways at school in your bathing suit, you might be a swimmer.
*If you think bald heads are hot, you might be a female swimmer.
*If the person who sits behind you in you're math class always tells you that you reak of chlorine, you might be a swimmer.
* If land is your second home, you might be a swimmer.
* If you sometimes have trouble walking because you aren't use to it, you might be a swimmer.
* If you suck at running, you might be a swimmer.
* If your stronger than many of the guys and all the girls in your grade, you might be a female swimmer.
* If you have to try on 30 shirts just to find one that fits your shoulders, you might be a female swimmer.
* If your hair remains in a wet ponytail throughout the day, you might be a swimmer.
* If when the life guard tryouts say you have to swim a 500 in less than 9 minutes you laugh, you might be a swimmer.
* If you have a permanent suit, goggle, and cap tan, you might be a swimmer.
* If all you ever do is eat and sleep during school, you might be a swimmer.
* If all your saturday and friday nights are spent around water, you might be a swimmer.
* If The Toadies "I Come From The Water" is your theme song, you might be a swimmer.
* If the first thing you look at in a guy is abs, you might be a female (maybe even a male) swimmer.
* If you are at the school so early in the morning for practice that you beat the janitors there and the lights in the parking lot are off, you might be a swimmer.
*If a practice of only 5000 yards sounds like heaven to you, you might be a swimmer.
*If you practice 3 or more times a day during the summer, you might be a swimmer.
*If your used to takin a 2 miinute shower and rushing to get dressed just to make it to class a minute after the tardy bell rings, you might be a female swimmer.
* And finally, If every time someone complains about how early they got up to get ready for school, you turn around and bite their head off and almost beat the living **** out of them, you might be a swimmer.
*If your shoes always squeak when you walk down the hall, you might be a swimmer.
*If you walk around with minimal amounts of clothing on, you might be a swimmer.
*If the only thing you can talk about is swimming, you might be a swimmer.
*If you pee on the pooldeck then walk around barefoot, you might be a male swimmer.
*If there are wet towels over every door in your house, you might be a swimmer.