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IAmCountryMusic
05/06/05, 04:15 PM
share your favorite experiences of owning people.

my favorite is when some dick from pennsylvania said utah is a bunch of blue collared dirty people, and i had proof of him being a pedophile, so i owned his ass with the evidence. :D
asianxcore
05/06/05, 04:18 PM
Alright this happened in Calc...

Teacher : Are there any questions?
Student: This class is boring
Teaser: Thats not a question
Student: Why is this class so boring
Teacher: Step in the hallway and ill tell you why.

It was amazing. You may have had to be there.
TheOtherAndrew
05/06/05, 04:20 PM
I punched a guy in the face once. Does that count?
Fullcollapse3k
05/06/05, 04:27 PM
When I showed Daniel how to write a haiku and called him a douchebag in the process. Though that's so 5 minutes ago. ;)
smalltownsburn
05/06/05, 04:33 PM
My teacher was talking about resume's in career's class and she's like most people have one page to their resume and she went on to say she has two. So i'm like "Ooooo, Ms. Fancy Pants with your two page resume." I don't know if I owned her but she's hot.
IAmCountryMusic
05/06/05, 04:41 PM
i had to do a paper on the movie mars attacks for my english class where i had to list facts from the movie to use in a report, and i wrote that movie sucks.

i owned her
Fullcollapse3k
05/06/05, 04:43 PM
i had to do a paper on the movie mars attacks for my english class where i had to list facts from the movie to use in a report, and i wrote that movie sucks.

i owned her

What type of English class would have you write a paper on Mars Attacks?
yeknom
05/06/05, 04:45 PM
i said "your mom" countless times in 5th grade.
IAmCountryMusic
05/06/05, 04:47 PM
What type of English class would have you write a paper on Mars Attacks?
we were doing some stupid shit thing about fiction, so we had to read The Martian Chronicles.
this was senior year too.
no child left behind is funny.
somesortofidiot
05/06/05, 05:03 PM
hahaha "owned" fuck that.
Fullcollapse3k
05/06/05, 05:04 PM
At least he didn't use 'pwned'
somesortofidiot
05/06/05, 05:06 PM
this is true
noles05
05/06/05, 05:44 PM
My teacher was talking about resume's in career's class and she's like most people have one page to their resume and she went on to say she has two. So i'm like "Ooooo, Ms. Fancy Pants with your two page resume." I don't know if I owned her but she's hot.
perhaps that would be considered flirting and not "owned"
Carlo Marx
05/06/05, 05:50 PM
i had to do a paper on the movie mars attacks for my english class where i had to list facts from the movie to use in a report, and i wrote that movie sucks.

i owned her

mars attacks is one of the best movies ever made
IAmCountryMusic
05/06/05, 05:51 PM
mars attacks is one of the best movies ever made
youre cute
a typicalcliche
05/06/05, 05:52 PM
youre cute
:(
LoserlyFirefly
05/06/05, 05:53 PM
I kind of owned my ex-boyfriend the first time we broke up.
here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/paperpanda/1005.html)
RunKittieRun is me by the way.
IAmCountryMusic
05/06/05, 05:56 PM
:(
so is billy :love:

youre my little karate kid:karate:
a typicalcliche
05/06/05, 05:59 PM
so is billy :love:

youre my little karate kid:karate:
yay

I kind of owned my ex-boyfriend the first time we broke up.
here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/paperpanda/1005.html)
RunKittieRun is me by the way.
i totally left you a comment on lj haah
Fullcollapse3k
05/06/05, 06:00 PM
yay


i totally left you a comment on lj haah

Wax the car, Billy-son.
LoserlyFirefly
05/06/05, 06:05 PM
yay


i totally left you a comment on lj haah

Haha thanks

To whoever left the second comment, yes I am single. ;)
IAmCountryMusic
05/06/05, 06:06 PM
To whoever left the second comment, yes I am single. ;)
it was seriously me, but i didnt want to sound like a pervert
LoserlyFirefly
05/06/05, 06:08 PM
it was seriously me, but i didnt want to sound like a pervert

Didn't really sound perverted to me. Ew you should see what this creepy person said to me.
IAmCountryMusic
05/06/05, 06:10 PM
Didn't really sound perverted to me. Ew you should see what this creepy person said to me.
where? and was it billy?
LoserlyFirefly
05/06/05, 06:13 PM
where? and was it billy?

Faceparty which has a bunch of creepy people. I don't know.

Billy, do you have a faceparty account? If so, did you leave me any creepy messages?
Jason Tate
05/06/05, 06:45 PM
My teacher was talking about resume's in career's class and she's like most people have one page to their resume and she went on to say she has two. So i'm like "Ooooo, Ms. Fancy Pants with your two page resume." I don't know if I owned her but she's hot.
that's why she's a teacher.

1 page. period. you're life is not that interesting you egomanical bitch.
aminorthreat55
05/06/05, 06:46 PM
that's why she's a teacher.

1 page. period. you're life is not that interesting you egomanical bitch.
Do I dare?
a typicalcliche
05/06/05, 06:49 PM
Faceparty which has a bunch of creepy people. I don't know.

Billy, do you have a faceparty account? If so, did you leave me any creepy messages?
no i do not have a face party account
IAmCountryMusic
05/06/05, 06:58 PM
no i do not have a face party account
would you like to come to a pants party?
LoserlyFirefly
05/06/05, 07:19 PM
would you like to come to a pants party?

I know I would :animateds

I'm adding ye on myspace
AshesAshes
05/06/05, 08:26 PM
one time this kid asked me for a quarter i said i didnt have one but i really did haha i owned him so good bitches.
workinclasshero
05/06/05, 08:33 PM
Alright, one time I was having a party, and I invited my unfaithful, mind fucking ex-girlfriend over to a party at my house and she thinks she is tits, and we shit loads of beer and mixed drinks and she drank a mix of jack, coke, and my urine. then one of my friends pushed her in my pool with all of her clothes on right after we told her that she had been drinking my special juices and she left balling, and now she works at subway and I'll never get a sub from there for the fear of payback. but its a good laugh knowing she works at subway.
IAmCountryMusic
05/06/05, 09:11 PM
one time this kid asked me for a quarter i said i didnt have one but i really did haha i owned him so good bitches.
youre a fucking animal, that poor kid
Fullcollapse3k
05/06/05, 09:32 PM
one time this kid asked me for a quarter i said i didnt have one but i really did haha i owned him so good bitches.

That's what everyone should say when someone tries to bum money off of you.

Though over Christmas a guy said he needed 50 cents to catch the bus, and it was cold and snowing, so I figured if he was actually telling the truth i'd help him out.
IAmCountryMusic
05/06/05, 09:35 PM
Though over Christmas a guy said he needed 50 cents to catch the bus, and it was cold and snowing, so I figured if he was actually telling the truth i'd help him out.
fucking pushover
ArTkY_
05/06/05, 09:37 PM
one time this kid asked me for a quarter i said i didnt have one but i really did haha i owned him so good bitches.
lol, this guy asked me for change for a 20 i gave him a 10 took his 20 and ran
IAmCountryMusic
10/02/05, 04:01 PM
fucking pushover
coward
Kif
10/02/05, 04:02 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/cky2kendall/ownedn.jpg

P.S. I apologize for breaking AP
allelish
10/02/05, 04:03 PM
For maximum ownage/pwnage see my journal.
IAmCountryMusic
10/02/05, 04:07 PM
P.S. I apologize for breaking AP
holy shit
Kid Kilowatt
10/02/05, 04:08 PM
I took the virginity of one of my best friend's girlfriend. Owned to the max.

And whoever did that to that kid is a hero.
IAmCountryMusic
10/02/05, 04:08 PM
how could anyone have ever passed that up
FstFtsVsFences
10/02/05, 04:08 PM
P.S. I apologize for breaking AP
hahahahahahahhahahahahaha
Adeniz19
10/02/05, 04:09 PM
P.S. I apologize for breaking APhahahahaha oh shit.
IAmNietzche
10/02/05, 04:11 PM
http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/live/NFL_20051002_PHI@KC
FstFtsVsFences
10/02/05, 04:12 PM
"I just like the smell of vagina and she has one." .............WOW.
Kif
10/02/05, 04:14 PM
"I just like the smell of vagina and she has one." .............WOW.
Best owned pic ever I think, even though technically it isn't an owned pic.

Still, fucking hilarious though
Kid Kilowatt
10/02/05, 04:15 PM
"I just like the smell of vagina and she has one." .............WOW.
It's like a page out of Tate's journal.
Carlo Marx
10/02/05, 04:16 PM
It's like a page out of Tate's journal.

hahaha shit. this guy has balls.

respect.
chaoticXpunk
10/02/05, 04:16 PM
P.S. I apologize for breaking AP
Oh man, hah.
Tony Pascarella
10/02/05, 04:16 PM
My fantasy football team is getting pwned. :( I was 3-0 going into this week, too.
infamous_alias
10/02/05, 05:17 PM
http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/live/NFL_20051002_PHI@KC

I should slap you.
PunkDrums182
10/02/05, 05:22 PM
mars attacks is one of the best movies ever made
It is.
ninety times 9
06/21/06, 05:23 PM
I was having a samurai sword fight with someone and he came and attacked me. He swung his sword at me and I stopped it with one finger. I then stab him. lol owned.
preppyak
06/21/06, 05:30 PM
mars attacks is one of the best movies ever made
Tim Burton = Good

Mars Attacks = Maybe his worst
A picasso blue
06/21/06, 05:59 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/cky2kendall/ownedn.jpg

P.S. I apologize for breaking AP
hahahaha

ownd