Screw punk/emo, I'm-a be a rapper

[Anton Djamoos]

Check this out...lyrics to my first rap song. Keep in mind that I am a white guy and haven't ever rapped before.

"Don't compare me to Eminem, I'm more like a Skittle. Yeah this is my first song; that's no need to belittle. Bash me all you want; I know I have no credibility. What I lack in street cred I make up in pure ability."

My first track on my CD is a rant to all people who will inevitably compare me to Eminem cause I'm white.



Yeah, I'm totally joking about this but I'm really proud of my lyrics. In case I decide to actually ever start rapping. I know this belongs in the Lyrics forum but no one looks in there.

Anyone want to freestyle battle a la 8 Mile?

[EnderDove]

You kick ass just for saying "belittle". I will buy your album.

[SwingingMics]

hmm ***

[SonEric84]

hmm ***



ahahahahahahaa

[colorlesscliche]

hmm ***


Let me see you do better, ***.

[Anton Djamoos]

hmm ***
Sounds like an invitation to battle here...

"You call me a *** when all you are is a throw rag. Go clean tables you little prick...then go suck on your mommy's ****."

I'm not actually mean but when I battle, watch out.

[so typical]

i rap...but i quit sort of( do it less)..cause i was too good and i fell into other beautiful music

[yeknom]

this thread should die, it would only be funny if i was high.

[Anton Djamoos]

ahahahahahahaa
SonEric84, you think it's cool to laugh? I think it's cool to point out your horrible gaffe. You chuckle wrong saying ah-ah-ah when realistically, it should be ha-ha-ha. Think twice next time following swingingmics unless you're trying to be bringing strikes."

Reduced. To. Ashes.

this thread should die, it would only be funny if i was high.
Ha ha ha, you can rhyme too, you sure are funny. Funny-looking maybe, take a lesson, sonny. Clever name you got there yeknom, but really it should be dick bomb."

I'm getting horrible at this.

[jaimej]

**pinches self**

yup, this is really happening. :headshake

[Fullcollapse3k]

We can battle.

[EnderDove]

Hahahahaha, I fucking love it. Someone gave me negative scene points for my post in here earlier! HAHA!

[©üPÎDs_vI©TM=!]

well that's....interesting

[Anton Djamoos]

We can battle.
"Perhaps FullCollapse doesn't know what he's getting into?
Relapse, turned to scraps, after I'm done doing what I'm going to do.

I don't want to battle him cause he likes Thursday,
but he invited me to leave him in utter dismay.

He should understand that in this verbal car crash,
he'll be covered in jet black ash.

I'm spewing death like Mt. St. Helens,
but I'm not like those other rhyming felons.

I won't make any homosexual claims,
so don't think that I'm lighting Paris in flames.

But cross out your eyes, you don't want to see my dictum...
I am the killer and you are my victim."

[©üPÎDs_vI©TM=!]

wow battles!!! i'll beatbox..lol

[apoemtothedead]

He's fighting back. On the streets people like him are known as "hard."

[EnderDove]

He's fighting back. On the streets people like him are known as "hard."
Oh geez, its him.

[apoemtothedead]

Oh geez, its him.
I'll rap battle you.

[SwingingMics]

I'll rap battle you.
i'll cock battle you

[apoemtothedead]

i'll cock battle you
you'd win. :(

[SwingingMics]

you'd win. :(
yea....it's true

[Anton Djamoos]

I'll rap battle you.
Oh, IT'S ON (http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServlet/showid-344/epid-322375/).

[apoemtothedead]

Oh, IT'S ON (http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServlet/showid-344/epid-322375/).
I wasn't talking to you.
Go eat my poo.

[Anton Djamoos]

I wasn't talking to you.
Go eat my poo.
I know you weren't. I was just a casual outsider excited to see some battling. Well, excuuuuse me princess!


*Points to whoever knows that excuse me princess reference.

[SwingingMics]

I know you weren't. I was just a casual outsider excited to see some battling. Well, excuuuuse me princess!


*Points to whoever knows that excuse me princess reference.
you are lame

[Anton Djamoos]

you are lame
:(

[Fullcollapse3k]

Alright..

To battle me makes you certifiably insane//
If you was good at this i'd crack open your head to pick your brain//
But you're not 'spewing' anything but Thursday lines, nice try//
About to take this shit to another level, it's called homicide//
You like Nintendo, but my 'Box' shits on your 'Cube'//
Very similar to the way i'm currently shitting on you//
I'm no victim, you'd have to hurt me to make that happen//
'Cause it takes more than cliche lines for me to give you a reaction//
Not worried about your reply 'cause my skills are higher//
And you couldn't spit fire if your mouth was a lighter//
I'll stop now and end this shit here//
Keep it short and sweet just like your rap career//

[apoemtothedead]

Is it 'you are lame?'

[SwingingMics]

Is it 'you are lame?'
i felt i had to tell him, not ask

[apoemtothedead]

i felt i had to tell him, not ask
I was actually questioning if that was the correct reference.

[EnderDove]

I'll rap battle you.
I'd rather stick with boxing.

[SwingingMics]

I was actually questioning if that was the correct reference.
yes?

[apoemtothedead]

yes?
Apparently it wasn't.

[Anton Djamoos]

Alright..

To battle me makes you certifiably insane//
If you was good at this i'd crack open your head to pick your brain//
But you're not 'spewing' anything but Thursday lines, nice try//
About to take this shit to another level, it's called homicide//
You like Nintendo, but my 'Box' shits on your 'Cube'//
Very similar to the way i'm currently shitting on you//
I'm no victim, you'd have to hurt me to make that happen//
'Cause it takes more than cliche lines for me to give you a reaction//
Not worried about your reply 'cause my skills are higher//
And you couldn't spit fire if your mouth was a lighter//
I'll stop now and end this shit here//
Keep it short and sweet just like your rap career//
Wow. Owned. That was awesome. Were my lines really cliché though? You're right though, my rap career will be sweet. Like your mom. <---Nothing better to say.

[apoemtothedead]

I'd rather stick with boxing.
:dweeba20:

[Fullcollapse3k]

Wow. Owned. That was awesome. Were my lines really cliché though? You're right though, my rap career will be sweet. Like your mom. <---Nothing better to say.

With the exception of a couple bars, it seems like you were going more for intelligence than you were actual punchlines. Attempts at lyrical intelligence in a rap diss usually comes out sounding really cliche, unless you're a genius at this. (See: Older Canibus)

A few of those lines were actually pretty good, though.

[Anton Djamoos]

With the exception of a couple bars, it seems like you were going more for intelligence than you were actual punchlines. Attempts at lyrical intelligence in a rap diss usually comes out sounding really cliche, unless you're a genius at this. (See: Older Cannibus)

A few of those lines were actually pretty good, though.
Yeah, see that's where I would be different as a rapper. An intelligent rapper, whodathunk? Thanks for the props, yo, I'm really proud of the "I am the killer, you are the victim" line.

Well, I'm going to sleep. Night all.

[apoemtothedead]

I got some rap lyrics.

Since the last time you heard from me I lost a friend
Well, hell, me and Snoop, we dipping again
Kept my ear to the streets, signed Eminem
He's triple platinum, doing 50 a week
Still, stay close to the heat
And even when I was close to defeat, I rose to my feet
My life is like a soundtrack I wrote to the beat
Treat my rap like Cali weed, I smoke til I sleep
Wake up in the A.M., compose a beat
I bring the fire til you're soaking in your seat
It's not a fluke, it's been tried, I'm the troop
It's "Turn Out the Lights" from the World Class Wreckin' Cru
I'm still at it, After-mathematic
In the home of drivebys and ak-matics
Swap meets, sticky green, and bad traffic
I dip through then I get skin, D-R-E

100% mine.

[Fullcollapse3k]

An intelligent rapper, whodathunk?

Rakim, KRS-One, Canibus

[EnderDove]

Here are mine.....

Bitch, ho, bitch bitch ho.
Lick my toes, and inbewteen my rolls!
Spit in my ass, now you're at the top of the class!
No monkey business now, just eat my chow!
What you say? Bow wow wow!
Thats right bitch, you just gave me an itch!
Not seven year itch but enough to make me critch!
Yeah I said critch, fucking sue me ass!
Bitch bitch ho, bitch ho!
GO EAT YELLOW FUCKING SNOW!

[Fullcollapse3k]

Oh and Mos Def too. No idea how I was thinking intelligent hip hop and didn't bring up Mos Def.

This is good though, if you are serious (Which I doubt, but if you are, keep at it.) that's the kind of hip hop you wanna mold yourself after.

[EnderDove]

Mold yourself after what I just posted.

[apoemtothedead]

You gotta mos def bring him up.

[Fullcollapse3k]

Mold yourself after what I just posted.

Hottest fuckin' lyrics i've ever seen. :love:

You gotta mos def bring him up.

Haha i've made that play on his name about a billion times. He's fantastic, though.

[EnderDove]

Hottest fuckin' lyrics i've ever seen. :love:
I thought so myself.

[Fullcollapse3k]

I thought so myself.

Your hip hop name should be 'Ender', and when someone asks why that's your name, say "Because I end people's rap careers."

The general public will eat it up. :lips:

[EnderDove]

Your hip hop name should be 'Ender', and when someone asks why that's your name, say "Because I end people's rap careers."

The general public will eat it up. :lips:
They will eat it up just like all you bitches eating up my lyrical genius crap!!

WU TANG! *bark bark*

[apoemtothedead]

They will eat it up just like all you bitches eating up my lyrical genius crap!!

WU TANG! *bark bark*
gorillas don't bark.