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bopst
05/09/05, 07:03 AM
LONDON (AFP) - Students in England can get extra points on their final exams if their close relatives or pets die, according to official guidelines.

Students sitting a GSCE or A-level examination -- the equivalent of junior and senior high school exams in other countries -- will get a maximum extra five percent for the recent death of a parent or close family member.

The passing of a more distant family member could add four percent to the final grade.

An extra two percent awaits students whose pet dies on examination day, going down to one percent if the pet died the day before.

Witnessing a distressing event on examination day is worth an extra three percent, as is a freshly broken limb or asthma attack. Suffering from hay fever merits two percent, and a headache one percent.

The guidelines were drawn up by Joint Council for Qualifications, which represents the three exam boards in England.

"The number of extra marks available are actually rather small, and in most cases they do not change the final grade," said Claire Ellis of the Assessment and Qualifications Alliance, one of the exam boards.

But the guidelines were lambasted by Campaign for Real Education, a pressure group, whose chairman Nick Seaton said: "This panders to the growing attitude in society that there is an excuse for everything."

"Of course, there are circumstances when a pupil might be particularly distressed and a teacher can scribble a note on the exam paper... but formalising and quantifying excuses in this way sends out the wrong message."

Alex Djaferis
05/09/05, 07:04 AM
only a few weeks ago i read in english papers that the grade levels were dropping dramatically over the last few years. maybe finding different ways to higher the grade curve haha

jaimej
05/09/05, 07:05 AM
Hahaha thats insane.

It was always a rumor around here that if your roommate commits suicide you get a 4.0 that semester. I never witnessed it happen though so who knows.

spandy
05/09/05, 07:06 AM
hehe ... england kicks ass

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05/09/05, 07:06 AM
at my schoool we get 5 extra points from coming from a disadvantaged shcool lol it's not that bad really so im not complaining

Andy
05/09/05, 07:07 AM
Hahaha thats insane.

It was always a rumor around here that if your roommate commits suicide you get a 4.0 that semester. I never witnessed it happen though so who knows.
Good to know.

"Suicide" eh...

when 4ever ends
05/09/05, 07:24 AM
i wonder how many points i would get for having add

Alex Djaferis
05/09/05, 07:24 AM
i wonder how many points i would get for having add

none. your given more time to complete the exam thats all.

jaimej
05/09/05, 07:25 AM
Good to know.

"Suicide" eh...Haha yeah I know. I hated my roommate freshman year too.

when 4ever ends
05/09/05, 07:25 AM
yeah i know it says that in my "504" plan .. i can also pick what ever seat i want

bopst
05/09/05, 07:26 AM
Could have had a 4.0 if he'd talked him into committing suicide...

when 4ever ends
05/09/05, 07:26 AM
hahaha

punklet2101
05/09/05, 07:32 AM
Hmm wow.

One of my friends had his dad die on the 2nd day of our final senior exams

bopst
05/09/05, 02:28 PM
Sounds like someone will be getting a 4.0 then....

Shellular
05/09/05, 03:04 PM
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