Spinal tap thread (Offisssiiiaaall)

[wrmerman]

Nigel Tufnel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001302/): The sustain, listen to it.
Marty DiBergi (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001661/): I don't hear anything.
Nigel Tufnel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001302/): Well you would though, if it were playing.

[wrmerman]

[Marty compliments Nigel on his tee shirt]
Nigel Tufnel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001302/): You like this?
Marty DiBergi (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001661/): It's very nice. It looks like hollow wood.
Nigel Tufnel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001302/): This is my exact inner structure, done in a tee shirt. Exactly medically accurate. See?
Marty DiBergi (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001661/): So in other words if we were to take all your flesh and blood...
Nigel Tufnel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001302/): Take them off. This is what you'd see.
Marty DiBergi (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001661/): It wouldn't be green though.
[Nigel points at Marty]
Nigel Tufnel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001302/): It is green. You see how your blood looks blue.
Marty DiBergi (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001661/): Yeah, well that's just the vein. That's the color of the vein. The blood is actually red.
Nigel Tufnel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001302/): Oh then, maybe it's not green. Anyway this is what I sleep in sometimes.

[wrmerman]

Derek Smalls (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0790434/): We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries, David and Nigel, they're like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They're two distinct types of visionaries, it's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water.

[wrmerman]

Ian Faith (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0376676/): Nigel gave me a drawing that said 18 inches. Now, whether or not he knows the difference between feet and inches is not my problem. I do what I'm told.
David St. Hubbins (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0571106/): But you're not as confused as him are you. I mean, it's not your job to be as confused as Nigel.

[wrmerman]

Ian Faith (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0376676/): They're not gonna release the album... because they have decided that the cover is sexist.
Nigel Tufnel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001302/): Well, so what? What's wrong with bein' sexy? I mean there's no...
Ian Faith (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0376676/): Sex-IST!
David St. Hubbins (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0571106/): IST!

[versus_god]

I thought there was already a Spinal Tap thread. In which case, lick my lovepump.

[wrmerman]

WINNER!

Bobbi Flekman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000376/): You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?
Ian Faith (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0376676/): This is *1982*, Bobbi, c'mon!
Bobbi Flekman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000376/): That's *right*, it's 1982! Get out of the '60s. We don't have this mentality anymore.
Ian Faith (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0376676/): Well, you should have seen the cover they *wanted* to do! It wasn't a glove, believe me.

[wrmerman]

I thought there was already a Spinal Tap thread. In which case, lick my lovepump.


There may be, I did not really check...too much clicking and reading.