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TJ Wells
05/12/05, 09:28 AM
Why has Chappelle's Show been postponed? Dave Chappelle has checked himself into (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1501693/05112005/id_0.jhtml?headlines=true) a mental hospital in South Africa.
SLADE775
05/12/05, 09:31 AM
Ya know, I bet that this is all some genius comedy ploy....oh dave, you cant fool me.
FreddyKrueger
05/12/05, 09:32 AM
he needed a good beating at the hands of the bible thumping super racist boers
EveryNewDay
05/12/05, 09:34 AM
that is just odd. anyway, i hope everything is back to normal soon. i'd love to see some new shows.
mavfan321
05/12/05, 09:39 AM
undefinedundefinedundefined :headshake Jesus Christ omg I cannot believe this man!
he's smoked himself crazy.
I Shoot Bands
05/12/05, 09:46 AM
thats crazy (literally)!
InaGreendase
05/12/05, 09:46 AM
The Season 2 box set DVD keeps getting pushed back, too.
PaperclipAnemia
05/12/05, 09:47 AM
this is the most random news event ever. no question.
SLADE775
05/12/05, 09:48 AM
Okay where is it.....the WHAT! or YEAH! post. :headshake
HopelessDeath
05/12/05, 09:49 AM
he's smoked himself crazy.
YOU THINK? haha That, and why was he in Africa? Quite perplexing... I really hope he comes back on the air. I need more to watch late at night. fuck. I was excited too.
SLADE775
05/12/05, 09:51 AM
The only show that defeats his is FAMILY GUY!!!!
HopelessDeath
05/12/05, 09:53 AM
The only show that defeats his is FAMILY GUY!!!!
Hands down, chopped off and covered in acid fudge. I definitely agree. But the new American Dad compliments it...Sunday nights <3
SLADE775
05/12/05, 09:55 AM
Hands down, chopped off and covered in acid fudge. I definitely agree. But the new American Dad compliments it...Sunday nights <3
American dad is getting better......Im into it.....(acid fudge?)
GAD_guy
05/12/05, 09:56 AM
why south africa, of all places?
SLADE775
05/12/05, 09:58 AM
its gotta be a joke!!!! Some kind of build up to the new season I bet.
GAD_guy
05/12/05, 10:02 AM
its gotta be a joke!!!! Some kind of build up to the new season I bet.
yeah hopefully that's it. it sounds kind of like a joke.
SLADE775
05/12/05, 10:05 AM
yeah hopefully that's it. it sounds kind of like a joke.
Its the last enjoyable sketch comedy show!!! It must continue.
siren siren
05/12/05, 10:07 AM
;[
TJ Wells
05/12/05, 10:10 AM
Its the last enjoyable sketch comedy show!!! It must continue.
MadTV, anyone?
HopelessDeath
05/12/05, 10:17 AM
Mad TV can't even compare to Conan, Chappelle, or others. Adult Swim re-runs on DVD now for me.
SLADE775
05/12/05, 10:18 AM
MadTV, anyone?
Yeah but they dont have any new ones anymore.....and a lot of their skits are tired.
OveratedMag
05/12/05, 10:22 AM
It's all about THE STATE
... bitches should really bring that back.
wesgemm08
05/12/05, 10:27 AM
i mean.. it must be hell with ppl walking up to him all the time and yelling i'm rick james bitch and other stuff from his show.. hell i'd prolly go crazy too, surprised its a mental hospital and not drug rehab tho
...wish i got credit for submitting this :(
edit: nevermind thats not the same article i submitted
he needed a good beating at the hands of the bible thumping super racist boers
What the fuck, you prejudiced bastard? Who do you think you are??? Bible thumping? Racist? Fuck you. Damn, you're ignoranr! Apardheid ended 11 years ago and my country is a lot less racist than yours. Just because you don't have a name for your racism doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. Go and sort out your country before coming onto this site and talking rubbish about other peoples' countries. Go away.
OveratedMag
05/12/05, 10:29 AM
I'm going to go out on a limb and say....
1. This is Chappelle's way of pulling our legs...he has something up his sleeves for sure
or
2. He actually did go crazy from all the drugs
... I highly doubt he went crazy because people were shouting "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" at him.
wesgemm08
05/12/05, 10:32 AM
... I highly doubt he went crazy because people were shouting "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" at him.
i wouldnt doubt it... walking around high school last year and hearing i'm rick james bitch.. what.. and yeeaaa every 20 seconds of the day practically made me go nuts.. moral of the story is.. leave the comedy to the professionals, because clearly most ppl arent that humorous using lines like chappelle
Chemical Love
05/12/05, 10:32 AM
I hope hes OK and can resume on season 3 soon.
heathkliff
05/12/05, 10:35 AM
n-i-g, g-a-r, it's the niggar family...aqua teen so blows this show out of the water...
wesgemm08
05/12/05, 10:36 AM
What the fuck you fucking prejudiced bastard? Who the fuck do you think you are??? Bible thumping? Racist? Fuck you you fucking ignorant fucker. Apardheid ended 11 years ago and my country is a lot less racist than yours. Just because you don't have a name for your racism doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. Go and sort out your fucking country before coming onto a music site and talking rubbish about other peoples' countries. Go away.
congratulations.. u can say fuck three times in the same sentence... what he said was very ignorant but responding like that makes you look just as unintelligent and bad as him...
SLADE775
05/12/05, 10:37 AM
i wouldnt doubt it... walking around high school last year and hearing i'm rick james bitch.. what.. and yeeaaa every 20 seconds of the day practically made me go nuts.. moral of the story is.. leave the comedy to the professionals, because clearly most ppl arent that humorous using lines like chappelle
Man People still do it here............I gotta give em that look at simply say no man.....yer killin it.
congratulations.. u can say fuck three times in the same sentence... what he said was very ignorant but responding like that makes you look just as unintelligent and bad as him...
Sorry, I was a bit heated. I did edit the post and take some of the swearing out! But I don't like that guy...
xearlynovemberx
05/12/05, 10:55 AM
i hope he really didnt lose it and went crazy and this is all a publicity stunt :headshake
Trainsaw
05/12/05, 10:58 AM
He's probably not crazy, he's probably just really depressed, i think the rick james thing dieing was hard on him
OurHeartAttack
05/12/05, 11:00 AM
Publicity stunt. No doubt.
XxLoserDanxX
05/12/05, 11:20 AM
"you said you gave marry jane a pearl necklace"
"you obviously missed the point of that story"
ShoeSh1ne
05/12/05, 11:28 AM
Eh. The Tom Green Show was better.
skaught
05/12/05, 11:36 AM
the dvd's have been released online. i got the first two disc's last night. woohoo.
Willy F
05/12/05, 11:36 AM
MadTV, anyone?
yuck mad tv is one of those shows you watch when there is literally NOTHING else on and you are bored out of your mind, it shouldve NEVER replaced SNL on comedy central.
"we now return to 2 1/2 men"
"OH MY GOD THERE'S A BEAR IN MY OATMEAL!!!"
sidewalks
05/12/05, 11:39 AM
what.. the fuck
theunibomber
05/12/05, 11:42 AM
Eh. The Tom Green Show was better.
:headshake
Although the tom green show was pretty damn funny, it took NO THOUGHT WHATSOEVER. It was Tom just doing some outrageous and dimwitted stunt. Chappelle's skits actually take some brain power to make.
iloveoldstd
05/12/05, 11:42 AM
he probably checked himself in, in South Africa because your probably allowed to smoke all the weed you want in the hospitals there. Well atleast I hope im right and nothing is seriously wrong......
ForeverInADay
05/12/05, 11:42 AM
this would make for a great skit.
projectmayhem16
05/12/05, 11:48 AM
I don't believe this for some reason, with most celebrities it isn't far-fetched at all but with Chappelle I'm calling bull-shit. He seems like someone that gets high and calls his publicist and tells them to spread these rumours to see idiots freak out about it, it's like the old-game "Telephone", I guess we'll have to wait and see how insane these stories get.
drumlife04
05/12/05, 11:49 AM
DONT FORGET ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!!! :animateds
xThursdayxPTWx
05/12/05, 11:50 AM
as much as this screams "publicity stunt", I can't help but think its weird enough to just maybe be true
and in all randomness, I think Rocket Summer's cover of "High life" by Counting Crows might just be better than the original.
classicjazz123
05/12/05, 12:01 PM
Sorry, I was a bit heated. I did edit the post and take some of the swearing out! But I don't like that guy...
i personally think the person that said that didnt think anyone from south africa was in the forum. Idk just my guess, i dont think it was like a personal attack more like a joke. I mean south africa is a pretty random country.
he probably checked himself in, in South Africa because your probably allowed to smoke all the weed you want in the hospitals there.
You're not, but anyway... If he wanted to smoke lots of weed he should have gone to the West Indies!
King K Rool
05/12/05, 12:02 PM
africa..the cradle of civilization.
hope he brings back some yellow cake.
SLADE775
05/12/05, 12:07 PM
africa..the cradle of civilization.
hope he brings back some yellow cake.
ahahahahahah points for you!
darkness.
skaught
05/12/05, 12:50 PM
africa..the cradle of civilization.
hope he brings back some yellow cake.
i think you meant to say "cradle of motherfuckin' civilization".
take back his points slade!
Okay the comedy gods are really fucking with the worlds balance now. I think they have to renew Arrested Development now to restore some of the balance in the world of funny.
Talib Scottie
05/12/05, 01:18 PM
i wouldnt doubt it... walking around high school last year and hearing i'm rick james bitch.. what.. and yeeaaa every 20 seconds of the day practically made me go nuts.. moral of the story is.. leave the comedy to the professionals, because clearly most ppl arent that humorous using lines like chappelle
I think me and my friends quoted the Prince one more then Rick James.
"Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka."
"How about some grapes, bitches."
I got my friend Purple Rain for Christmas. Classic.
We also quote Tron quite a bit.
One, two, three fo', FIF!
africa..the cradle of civilization.
hope he brings back some yellow cake.
HAHA.
Don't drop that shit!
Booyah Achieved
05/12/05, 02:11 PM
This isn't a publicity stunt, it's very real...The guy hates everything that has come from that show, especially the fact that he can't walk down the street without white fratboys screaming at him...he may seem like a guy that would be able to handle it, but from what i've heard, he's just a regular guy who lives on a farm in ohio with his family...
He didnt want to come back in the first place, but took the money without thinking what kind of pressure it would put on him...He's got major writer's block, and is freaking out...he'll be back though
1000shadesofred
05/12/05, 02:33 PM
i read in the Philadelphia Inquirer (PA) that this isnt true. and that yes the release of his Season 2 DVD has been pushed back to May 24th. But the rumors that he has checked into a rehab facility is "false" says his like manager or representative, i forget who.
PS Booyah, what the hell are you talking about?!!?!? you just pulled that whole comment out of your butt.
Booyah Achieved
05/12/05, 02:35 PM
i read in the Philadelphia Inquirer (PA) that this isnt true. and that yes the release of his Season 2 DVD has been pushed back to May 24th. But the rumors that he has checked into a rehab facility is "false" says his like manager or representative, i forget who.
PS Booyah, what the hell are you talking about?!!?!? you just pulled that whole comment out of your butt.
what comment?
anyone who pays attention knows he didn't want to come back for another season...
Sink2TheBeat
05/12/05, 02:46 PM
i love chappelle, but i think the funniest new show now is Wonder Showzen...too bad i don't get MTV2...
AshesAshes
05/12/05, 02:52 PM
:(.chapelle is the man
SLADE775
05/12/05, 03:04 PM
This isn't a publicity stunt, it's very real...The guy hates everything that has come from that show, especially the fact that he can't walk down the street without white fratboys screaming at him...he may seem like a guy that would be able to handle it, but from what i've heard, he's just a regular guy who lives on a farm in ohio with his family...
He didnt want to come back in the first place, but took the money without thinking what kind of pressure it would put on him...He's got major writer's block, and is freaking out...he'll be back though
You're a idiot....get off yer little soapbox man. Everything you post comes off as ignorant.
Just shut the fuck up for awhile.
floz2323
05/12/05, 03:19 PM
I'm not worried, comics tend to be tortured souls anyway. Once he gets through this he'll be back and just as funny as ever.
splitsecond
05/12/05, 03:25 PM
Lets all get on a boat to South Africa and give Dave a hug!
canvasisabttfld
05/12/05, 04:55 PM
because the dude is fucked up...and thats why hes funny.
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