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bung
12/03/08, 06:31 AM
x34G0h7R__Y

The first minute (sfw, hehe) of the best thing i've downloaded this year.

MarsEatWorld
12/03/08, 06:32 AM
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj265/mdeegan2/parah_sailing221.jpg

morgan_w
12/03/08, 06:33 AM
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj265/mdeegan2/parah_sailing221.jpg

Haha, that's awesome.

MarsEatWorld
12/03/08, 06:34 AM
Haha, that's awesome.
so funny haha. I love it.

bung
12/03/08, 06:37 AM
The drunk russian on the left goes on to tell the best joke: knock knock!

paylin: who's there?

"sherwood."

"sherwood who?"

"i sherwood like you to come over here and suck on my cock."

MarsEatWorld
12/03/08, 06:38 AM
bahaaha.

andrewshungry
12/03/08, 07:58 AM
hahha amazing. pt. 2 plz.

Angylion Gefell
12/03/08, 11:35 AM
I saw the first....thirty minutes or so. got it from 4chan. i laughed so hard i thought i was going to die.

4N6 science
12/03/08, 11:42 AM
that's sweet.

.invisible ink.
12/03/08, 06:54 PM
the spelling of the thread title makes me cringe.

god help me, i'm turning into davezerozero

MarsEatWorld
12/03/08, 06:58 PM
the spelling of the thread title makes me cringe.

god help me, i'm turning into davezerozero
plz do then come over. kthx

.invisible ink.
12/03/08, 06:58 PM
plz do then come over. kthx

eww. thanks for grossing me out royally.

MarsEatWorld
12/03/08, 07:00 PM
eww. thanks for grossing me out royally.
hahahaha.
actually stay erika.

4N6 science
12/03/08, 07:16 PM
eww. thanks for grossing me out royally.

hahahaha.
actually stay erika.

plz do then come over. kthx

You girls make me laugh!

thespearkid
12/03/08, 07:25 PM
Dave actually found a girl who wants him. This is the closest he's ever been to losing his virginity!

MarsEatWorld
12/03/08, 07:27 PM
what is up with everyone on ap knowing about this ERIKA.

.invisible ink.
12/03/08, 07:28 PM
Dave actually found a girl who wants him. This is the closest he's ever been to losing his virginity!

this thread should be renamed nailin' Mars, just sayin'.

what is up with everyone on ap knowing about this ERIKA.

i dunno, you might want to glance past your last few posts in which you make reference to catching his superDaveZeroZero seed in your longing mouth, that might be a good start!

4N6 science
12/03/08, 07:33 PM
nailin mars eh? good one.

MarsEatWorld
12/03/08, 07:50 PM
this thread should be renamed nailin' Mars, just sayin'.



i dunno, you might want to glance past your last few posts in which you make reference to catching his superDaveZeroZero seed in your longing mouth, that might be a good start!

hahahahaha

JJJ
12/03/08, 07:56 PM
Dave actually found a girl who wants him. This is the closest he's ever been to losing his virginity!

I LOL'ed

MarsEatWorld
12/03/08, 07:57 PM
nailin mars eh? good one.
I'll nail your face to 20 trees.....

not so funny anymore is it....

4N6 science
12/03/08, 07:59 PM
I'll nail your face to 20 trees.....

not so funny anymore is it....

That was quite mean.

MarsEatWorld
12/03/08, 08:00 PM
That was quite mean.
I was totally joking.
but I love how serious you got.

JJJ
12/03/08, 08:02 PM
& I'm dl'ing this now, gotta see for myself. lol

The Revisionist
12/03/08, 08:05 PM
the spelling of the thread title makes me cringe.That's what the movie is called.

4N6 science
12/03/08, 08:05 PM
I was totally joking.
but I love how serious you got.

we're you joking?

here's a quote: "many a truth is spoken in jest."

MarsEatWorld
12/03/08, 08:06 PM
we're you joking?

here's a quote: "many a truth is spoken in jest."
Here's a joke:
your face :D

4N6 science
12/03/08, 08:08 PM
Here's a joke:
your face :D

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SICK BURN!!!



























































NOT!

MarsEatWorld
12/03/08, 08:09 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SICK BURN!!!



























































NOT!
Sick burn on your cheek? yeah I saw that too...how'd you get it?

4N6 science
12/03/08, 08:10 PM
Sick burn on your cheek? yeah I saw that too...how'd you get it?

Oh you know ;-).

MarsEatWorld
12/03/08, 08:13 PM
Oh you know ;-).
bitch slapped a hot pan on your face?
knew it

4N6 science
12/03/08, 08:14 PM
bitch slapped a hot pan on your face?
knew it

Yes that's exactly it. I can't believe you got that!



/sarcasm

MarsEatWorld
12/03/08, 08:20 PM
Yes that's exactly it. I can't believe you got that!



/sarcasm
Oh, you love me.

4N6 science
12/03/08, 08:21 PM
Oh, you love me.

How did you come to that assertion?

MarsEatWorld
12/03/08, 08:24 PM
How did you come to that assertion?
/sarcasm

4N6 science
12/03/08, 08:26 PM
/sarcasm

That's what I thought.

MarsEatWorld
12/03/08, 08:28 PM
That's what I thought.
For once you thought right!
:highfive:

4N6 science
12/03/08, 08:37 PM
For once you thought right!
:highfive:

Yes.....

MarsEatWorld
12/03/08, 08:37 PM
Yes.....
I'm sooo mean. hahahhahha

4N6 science
12/03/08, 08:39 PM
I'm sooo mean. hahahhahha

You are mean and to me!

MarsEatWorld
12/03/08, 08:44 PM
You are mean and to me!
Lol. oh well.

4N6 science
12/03/08, 08:47 PM
Lol. oh well.

lol oh well...yeah throw me to the side like a piece of garbage.

MarsEatWorld
12/03/08, 08:48 PM
lol oh well...yeah throw me to the side like a piece of garbage.
Like a piece of garbage?
Why did you use "like"?
I'm pretty sure you are a piece of garbage..

4N6 science
12/03/08, 08:49 PM
Like a piece of garbage?
Why did you use "like"?
I'm pretty sure you are a piece of garbage..


and the verbal onslaught continues.

I don't think I'm going to be standing near you at the show.

MarsEatWorld
12/03/08, 08:51 PM
and the verbal onslaught continues.

I don't think I'm going to be standing near you at the show.
<3

4N6 science
12/03/08, 08:56 PM
<3

I don't think a less than 3 will save you now.

MarsEatWorld
12/03/08, 09:00 PM
I don't think a less than 3 will save you now.
<3<3 two?

4N6 science
12/03/08, 09:03 PM
<3<3 two?

Eh...you're lucky I'm an extremely nice person.

MarsEatWorld
12/03/08, 09:05 PM
Eh...you're lucky I'm an extremely nice person.
:nod:

4N6 science
12/03/08, 09:09 PM
:nod:

Yes indeed.

MarsEatWorld
12/03/08, 09:10 PM
Yes indeed.
I completely owned you.

4N6 science
12/03/08, 09:19 PM
I completely owned you.

That's what you think. I'm letting you do whatever you want.

BJW7191
12/04/08, 01:56 AM
i had seen this video twice before...never laughed and cranked one out ever in my life... mission accomplished

MarsEatWorld
12/04/08, 07:04 AM
That's what you think. I'm letting you do whatever you want.
Right.
Keep telling yourself that.

DaveZeroZero
12/04/08, 08:55 AM
the spelling of the thread title makes me cringe.

god help me, i'm turning into davezerozero
:highfive:

Dave actually found a girl who wants him. This is the closest he's ever been to losing his virginity!
I did? Where?

Oh, you were kidding :-(

That's what you think. I'm letting you do whatever you want.
Your mom was the same last night. It must run in the family.

Klown5545
12/04/08, 09:32 AM
So fucked up. So funny at the same time. :)

4N6 science
12/04/08, 01:44 PM
Right.
Keep telling yourself that.

I will continue to do so. :-p

Your mom was the same last night. It must run in the family.

Lol..

MarsEatWorld
12/04/08, 01:45 PM
I will continue to do so. :-p



Lol..
good.

Angylion Gefell
12/04/08, 02:14 PM
That's what the movie is called.

your avatar makes me want to kill things.

MarsEatWorld
12/04/08, 02:19 PM
your avatar makes me want to kill things.
you avatar makes me want to watch v

robat19
12/04/08, 11:18 PM
Dave actually found a girl who wants him. This is the closest he's ever been to losing his virginity!
Congrats Dave! Wherever you are!

TheSkunk
12/04/08, 11:22 PM
why are porns so cheesy

DaveZeroZero
12/05/08, 12:22 AM
Congrats Dave! Wherever you are!
No, Dion was being facetious :-(

robat19
12/05/08, 12:29 AM
No, Dion was being facetious :-(
You can have me...;-)

.invisible ink.
12/05/08, 12:33 AM
No, Dion was being facetious :-(

um, no he wasn't.

thespearkid
12/05/08, 05:34 AM
No, Dion was being facetious :-(
Mars?

MarsEatWorld
12/05/08, 05:44 AM
dion i demand you delete this post now^

DaveZeroZero
12/05/08, 07:28 AM
You can have me...;-)
I appreciate the thought, but no.

um, no he wasn't.
She must be drugging me.

Mars?
?

http://www.ratemyscreensaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/c068mars-atmosphere2.jpg

MarsEatWorld
12/05/08, 07:34 AM
I appreciate the thought, but no.


She must be drugging me.


?

http://www.ratemyscreensaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/c068mars-atmosphere2.jpg
that's a pretty hot pic

DaveZeroZero
12/05/08, 07:39 AM
that's a pretty hot pic
actually, I think you'll find that it's quite cold.

MarsEatWorld
12/05/08, 07:43 AM
actually, I think you'll find that it's quite cold.
Ouch.

theguilt engine
12/05/08, 07:59 AM
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj265/mdeegan2/parah_sailing221.jpg
hahaha

MarsEatWorld
12/05/08, 08:04 AM
hahaha
:nod:

thespearkid
12/05/08, 08:24 AM
Dave, Mars wants you. Duh.

DaveZeroZero
12/05/08, 08:36 AM
o i c

robat19
12/05/08, 10:00 AM
I appreciate the thought, but no.

:-d

DaveZeroZero
12/05/08, 10:04 AM
:-d
So what're your plans for the weekend, Adam?

robat19
12/05/08, 10:14 AM
So what're your plans for the weekend, Adam?
Is this a serious question?

DaveZeroZero
12/05/08, 10:17 AM
Is this a serious question?
Yes.

robat19
12/05/08, 10:18 AM
Yes.
Well then, I'm going to Windsor, Ontario. How 'bouts you?

DaveZeroZero
12/05/08, 10:22 AM
Well then, I'm going to Windsor, Ontario. How 'bouts you?
I'm going to London tomorrow, but I don't know what I'm doing past that.

robat19
12/05/08, 10:24 AM
I've never left the States, this will be my first time.

Mxbaby511
12/05/08, 10:33 AM
Hmm, I love your name.
Adam is my favorite name.
Ive always loved it

robat19
12/05/08, 10:42 AM
Hmm, I love your name.
Adam is my favorite name.
Ive always loved it
why thank you.

MarsEatWorld
12/05/08, 11:44 AM
lawl how oafish

ZoSo1886
12/05/08, 12:23 PM
who's nailin paylin - porno of the year

kaycey
12/05/08, 02:12 PM
who's nailin paylin - porno of the year
the oral version is much better.
:-)

Gumbyjag
12/06/08, 01:56 AM
my friend went as far as buying this, which led to a family watching (he, his girlfriend and i live together) with my own girl watching with me. all i can say is that it's two hours of the most by-the-book current-day porn you'll ever see. i will admit that the "political" undertones do make it more interesting, but if anything, ensuing hilarity.

oral, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, a little anal, a little lesbian action, oral again and moneyshot. good for a little while but gets old seeing it in every scene. even with different actors/actresses.

.invisible ink.
12/06/08, 05:03 AM
my friend went as far as buying this, which led to a family watching (he, his girlfriend and i live together) with my own girl watching with me. all i can say is that it's two hours of the most by-the-book current-day porn you'll ever see. i will admit that the "political" undertones do make it more interesting, but if anything, ensuing hilarity.

oral, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, a little anal, a little lesbian action, oral again and moneyshot. good for a little while but gets old seeing it in every scene. even with different actors/actresses.

i appreciate your honest review, i will not be going out of my way to get myself a copy at this point, in case anyone gave a damn.

robat19
12/06/08, 11:41 PM
I'm going to London tomorrow, but I don't know what I'm doing past that.
How was London?

DaveZeroZero
12/07/08, 03:29 AM
How was London?
It was pretty good, apart from the bit where I was forced to spend an hour in Abercrombie =[

RunInTheFront
12/07/08, 03:44 AM
Is this any good? I am contemplating looking for a link to it.

fadedmemories
12/07/08, 04:51 AM
Now that was interesting....

Anne.Frank
12/07/08, 06:09 AM
I haven't seen the video yet, but is this the porno with a Palin-look-alike? If so, I'm on :D

robat19
12/07/08, 07:25 AM
It was pretty good, apart from the bit where I was forced to spend an hour in Abercrombie =[
At least the girls in Abercrombie are somewhat good looking... :shrug:

DaveZeroZero
12/07/08, 07:26 AM
At least the girls in Abercrombie are somewhat good looking... :shrug:
True, but I still couldn't get past the stench.

robat19
12/07/08, 07:28 AM
True, but I still couldn't get past the stench.
Did you pick yourself up an $80 t-shirt?

DaveZeroZero
12/07/08, 07:31 AM
Did you pick yourself up an $80 t-shirt?
Don't be stupid.

robat19
12/07/08, 07:33 AM
Don't be stupid.
OK, a $150 hoodie?

DaveZeroZero
12/07/08, 07:37 AM
OK, a $150 hoodie?
No, a $30 whore.

robat19
12/07/08, 07:39 AM
No, a $30 whore.
Was she clean?

DaveZeroZero
12/07/08, 07:40 AM
Was she clean?
No, she was covered in A&F cologne.

robat19
12/07/08, 07:41 AM
No, she was covered in A&F cologne.
:yuk:

DaveZeroZero
12/07/08, 07:42 AM
:yuk:
Well, it was better than having to pay for one of their items of clothing.

Plus she was better-looking than anything they could produce.

bladerdude360
12/09/08, 06:50 PM
bahaha that's hilarious. i can't believe someone actually put the time and effort into making a sarah palin porno. wow...just...wow

BJW7191
12/09/08, 11:21 PM
bahaha that's hilarious. i can't believe someone actually put the time and effort into making a sarah palin porno. wow...just...wow


effort? they might as well just read their lines with the paper infront of them then getsta fucking... because lets face it... they put no effort into their acting... i mean, i can clearly tell they are making a porno. and just because i really want to fuck the piss outta palin, eh i still wasnt getting drawn in

bladerdude360
12/10/08, 04:58 PM
effort? they might as well just read their lines with the paper infront of them then getsta fucking... because lets face it... they put no effort into their acting... i mean, i can clearly tell they are making a porno. and just because i really want to fuck the piss outta palin, eh i still wasnt getting drawn in

yeah i guess i haven't seen the full video, only the clip that was posted here. is it even worth taking the time to watch this masterpiece of cinema in full?

bung
12/11/08, 12:02 AM
yeah i guess i haven't seen the full video, only the clip that was posted here. is it even worth taking the time to watch this masterpiece of cinema in full?

Well.. who actually watches pornos in full? Or who actually watches them for any kind of story or acting ability of the characters?

I just skip straight to the sex scenes, switch my mouse to the left side of my computer, and get ready to fast forward when any kind of "story" looks to be developing.

BJW7191
12/11/08, 07:07 AM
i was joking bout the whole storyline/acting thing... very sarcastic

MarsEatWorld
12/11/08, 07:10 AM
i was joking bout the whole storyline/acting thing... very sarcastic
Brian on at 10 am?
WHAAAT?

BJW7191
12/11/08, 07:12 AM
Brian on at 10 am?
WHAAAT?


i know seriously... it started snowing and i got woken up so i could go play in it... i know, im 5 years old


and now im wired

MarsEatWorld
12/11/08, 07:34 AM
i know seriously... it started snowing and i got woken up so i could go play in it... i know, im 5 years old


and now im wired
awwwww that is super cute.