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brandnizzle32
05/13/05, 07:49 AM
Fat chicks need loving to, but they have to pay
Listen to me all you young gentlemen
cause this is what i have to say
FAt chicks need loving to, but they all have to pay
It dont matter big boned or chunky
Its jerry maguire bitch "show me the money"
Plus a lil' extra tip
for when your fat ass breaks my hip ( ouch)

Fat chicks have to pay
unless your drunk you'll do them anyway
oh yea cause your drunk........
I get all my info from Quagmires ( family guy if u didnt know )
Fat girls are fat, but skinny girls are liars
Oh yea stupid fuckin liars they are.......

So when the need for lovin gets to the point of desperation
and ur wrist hurts from weeks of masterabtion
and u can use a lil' cash
dont go for the skinny girl with no ass
go for the fat girl soft and heavy
she'll make u scream juss like a chevy

Oh yea fat chicks
they have to pay
yes they do
if they wanna screw you

Brianfarg
05/13/05, 01:24 PM
Seriously, this is the best piece of writing I've seen on this forum in a long while.

apoemtothedead
05/14/05, 12:51 AM
If it wasn't funny the first two times you posted it, why the fuck did you think it would be funny the third time?

IAmCountryMusic
05/14/05, 01:00 AM
is it supposed to be funny?

ArTkY_
05/14/05, 05:31 PM
awful

IAmCountryMusic
05/15/05, 05:24 AM
awful
so the opposite of you in the sack? :fuck:

ArTkY_
05/15/05, 09:37 AM
so the opposite of you in the sack? :fuck:
you know it ;)

pUnkKid174
05/15/05, 11:36 AM
oh my...jesus where the hell did that come from?

ArTkY_
05/15/05, 01:32 PM
oh my...jesus where the hell did that come from?
from fucking hell, and it should stay there

pUnkKid174
05/15/05, 02:02 PM
from fucking hell, and it should stay there
haha, yeah i didn't even think that it could come from hell man

logantogovcentr
05/15/05, 02:46 PM
word

brandnizzle32
05/17/05, 12:48 PM
word


so i guess ill never make it in this music business ( the three posts was an accident comp. failure sry). oh well :(