Guy + Pretending To Be Gay = Girls

[mondeoman]

Is it just my frame of reference or do gay guys get a lot of chicks after them? And it's not even real gay guys sometimes, it's guys pretending to be gay to get girls. That's right. Guys pretending to be gay (which people hate) to get girls. What the hell?

[apoemtothedead]

So what I'm doing is wrong?

[richter915]

why do you think you see so many metrosexuals around. They're more homosexual than most gays but they do not take it in the ass. It's amazing.

[Andy]

So.....butch is out?

Then why the fuck am I going to the guy every day

[IAmCountryMusic]

this should be called the "dj appreciation thread"

[Royal Grandin]

So what I'm doing is wrong?
not gay enough?

[brandnizzle32]

so not wanting to screw girls and acting like we wanna bang guys will in turn help us to bang girls..... :huh: girls r so f-up whats next acting like a beaver and they'll like us cause we can build dams shit.

[Vanity__Dearest]

it's only because if you can push the point that your really that uninterested, and act as feminine as possible, not only do you get close to them personally, they slowly develop a want for you, as a sort of...change the way he thinks nature. i've seen it happen alot. it's really not that bad tho, a guy who's metro just takes care of himself. who said a guy shouldn't smell like pit? i like to look good, just as well as any girl...i don't see that as gay at all. plus..i've noticed the friends i've had in girls raise dramatically as you take care of yourself personally more.

[Jra1]

yea, works great to get them around you - but then when you turn round and say 'i wanna do you'...it all goes a bit pear-shaped

[Vanity__Dearest]

hahah...never put it that way tho...lol.

actually, i never really got in a relationship with a close friend that was a girl, cuz they thought i dressed really well, and took care of myself...it just really helps make it easier to be around girls. you know what you should and shouldn't say...it was really a help for the long run. i used to look at guys who dressed really well, got nice hair cuts, and tanned i was like wtf? now i see, you do have to like what you see in the mirror everyday. dont try to hard, don't not try at all. that's the thing.

[jaimej]

This is so not true. Guys that spend more time getting ready than me = lame. Plus if I really thought a dude was gay and it turned out he was pretending to be to get with me he would most certainly not ever get with me. Or any of my friends. Cause that's just sad.

[Vanity__Dearest]

lol, your totally misreading what i said...i don't take long to get ready. i just like buying nice clothes and the such. it's how i deal with the old ugly duckling thing...being the ugly ugly kid all four years in high school...and i never tried to get with any girl that i was friends with. i never actually did. i can agree with you on that, if a guy does make it a point to act that way just to get a girl...that's 1.) too much work. 2.) one of the lamest things i've seen.

all i was pointing out is that if you like the way you look, it helps your mindset. since i started dressing the way i think looks good on me, i've gained confidence, and by getting closer to girls, without expecting anything larger than a friendship, it helps you to understand how you should act around girls.

[Signals Corrupted]

Is it just my frame of reference or do gay guys get a lot of chicks after them? And it's not even real gay guys sometimes, it's guys pretending to be gay to get girls. That's right. Guys pretending to be gay (which people hate) to get girls. What the hell?


i believe you are saying this so you can feel more comfortable with your homosexuality, while pretending it is to attract women.

[Rebs]

i make friends with the feminine guys, but the manly ones are the ones i fall for

[brandnizzle32]

i make friends with the feminine guys, but the manly ones are the ones i fall for

what about the ones in the middle, like manly but to skinny to get rough with anyone

[Vanity__Dearest]

hahaha...yeah what about those one's. or what about the one's who are under feminine...they're like so girly, they sprouted vaginas in the process, do you like those too :)

[Rebs]

what about the ones in the middle, like manly but to skinny to get rough with anyone

they're awesome too, i guess they could go either way


hahaha...yeah what about those one's. or what about the one's who are under feminine...they're like so girly, they sprouted vaginas in the process, do you like those too :)

unless they are flamboyantly gay and wil go shopping with me, no

[Vanity__Dearest]

that's too bad, cuz my name is ru-paul ,and i was going to say, you could have won a dream date with me...
lol. no actually, you seemed pretty cool, and looked pretty cute, i was going to say, u sounded cool enough to hang out with. idk if i'm manly tho. i just like to look good. so i guess that's all there is to it.

[brandnizzle32]

so i could do either way huh, well w/e

[Jra1]

i'm skinny and try to look after my appearance...
wouldn't call myself manly really, but i'm not camp either - always have to make myself look acceptable when i'm going outside tho, purely because it makes me feel more comfortable

[Vanity__Dearest]

exactly how i feel...i guess i could be called a metro-sexual...i just think it's presentable and helps your own self opinion

[brandnizzle32]

exactly how i feel...i guess i could be called a metro-sexual...i just think it's presentable and helps your own self opinion


im skinnny but i got what i need to get the babes, funny line, le tigre vintage shirt, and a gallon of vodka :headshake

[Vanity__Dearest]

hahaha...i got rob dobi's clothing, a leather girl's playboy belt,and the hair that's short enough to sexify, and long enough to make adonis whither in comparison. and oh yeah, a bottle of hypnotiq helps :)

[PhoebeISmyLover]

Gay guys get girls after them all the time because 1) we know we cant have them, making us want them more and 2) They know how to dress and clean themselfs.

[Vanity__Dearest]

lol...that was pretty cut and dry..i think it's a little more thoughtful than that...that's why i, the metrosexual, started to get girls when i started dressing and taking care like a gay guy, except i'm not gay. it's a little bit more thought than that tho, it's really not that easy. girls like challenge, and a guy who they can talk to without have to worry about the guy rubbing himself while talking tothem

[brandnizzle32]

lol...that was pretty cut and dry..i think it's a little more thoughtful than that...that's why i, the metrosexual, started to get girls when i started dressing and taking care like a gay guy, except i'm not gay. it's a little bit more thought than that tho, it's really not that easy. girls like challenge, and a guy who they can talk to without have to worry about the guy rubbing himself while talking tothem

first off skinny guys like myself can get the girls to, we juss have to be more smooth and confident about it.....

[Vanity__Dearest]

right, confidence is key. even if you don't have the best hand, bluff like you do.that's what i say. and having a well rounded ass in dickies, and great fashion helps too *flatters self* :)

[brandnizzle32]

right, confidence is key. even if you don't have the best hand, bluff like you do.that's what i say. and having a well rounded ass in dickies, and great fashion helps too *flatters self* :)


not to mention a quart of tequlia and some rufies. ;)

[Vanity__Dearest]

hahaha...and if they fuck up, cyanide pills :)

[brandnizzle32]

hahaha...and if they fuck up, cyanide pills :)


damn right , get right beoooch

[Vanity__Dearest]

all i can think of now is the song some cut by trillville.

[Chorus]
What it is hoe, ah what's up (what's up)
Can a ***** get in them guts (them guts)
Cut you up like you ain't been cut (been cut)
Show your ass how to really catch a nut (oh yeah yeah)
Well give me you number and I'll call (I'll call)
And I'll follow that ass in the mall (in the mall)
Take you home, let you juggle my balls (my balls)
While I'm beatin and tearin down your walls (oh yeah)

...What's the buiseness baby, can I get in them drawes
I like the way your hands rub against my balls
Cause you the one, a ***** met at south dekalb mall
With your pretty brown skin, thick thighs and all
135 petite, and your smell is unique
Maybe we can exchange numbers and hook up in the week
Oh, You a freak, I knew it from the first time I saw you
The way you played with your tongue, I knew right then I would call you


greatest song ever. :)

[brandnizzle32]

all i can think of now is the song some cut by trillville.




greatest song ever. :)


hahaha thats great

[Vanity__Dearest]

have u ever heard it? or the song by the ying yang twins, where the guy won't stop whispering...and i just think..you have gold teeth, and now you whisper...how intolerable can you be?

[brandnizzle32]

have u ever heard it? or the song by the ying yang twins, where the guy won't stop whispering...and i just think..you have gold teeth, and now you whisper...how intolerable can you be?


hahaha yea i know that shit haha, oh and for the record skinny guys rule

[Vanity__Dearest]

haha indeed *points to self* 155 lbs...and i love it...i have a close friend that's a girl, probably a girlfriend when she moves in,and she's like, i love being able to wear your clothes, and it fits well..it's a huge plus.

[brandnizzle32]

haha indeed *points to self* 155 lbs...and i love it...i have a close friend that's a girl, probably a girlfriend when she moves in,and she's like, i love being able to wear your clothes, and it fits well..it's a huge plus.


hahhaa 153lbs and rockin it like a star ( not a porn star unfortunatly, anyways ) but yea thats funny girls are coo like that sometimes

[Vanity__Dearest]

yeah, she's definitely the coolest girl i've ever known...and she actually likes the fact that i'm just well built skinny, doesn't ask why i don't work out every hour, all that shit..i hate girls like that.

[brandnizzle32]

yeah, she's definitely the coolest girl i've ever known...and she actually likes the fact that i'm just well built skinny, doesn't ask why i don't work out every hour, all that shit..i hate girls like that.


yea me too, thats ok while their workin out we are workin thier women. ;)

[Vanity__Dearest]

ahha, yes we are, and doing it very well.. actually doing temp work, all i do every day is situps and stretches. it's really easy, and i saw a tone immediately.

[brandnizzle32]

same here juss a lite work to get the heart beat racing, keeps me in shape for a game time ;)

[Vanity__Dearest]

lol ur game with me, trust hunny, you know i don't mind, your beautiful in every way :) lol

[mondeoman]

This is so not true. Guys that spend more time getting ready than me = lame. Plus if I really thought a dude was gay and it turned out he was pretending to be to get with me he would most certainly not ever get with me. Or any of my friends. Cause that's just sad.
Well that is because Jaime is not = to bitch.

i believe you are saying this so you can feel more comfortable with your homosexuality, while pretending it is to attract women.
hahahahaha no man. I always act like myself with girls, which may be the problem.

[duffe]

gay people always hang out with beautiful girls.


i wish i was gay

[ArTkY_]

gay people always hang out with beautiful girls.


i wish i was gay
But they don't get to bang em

[duffe]

But they don't get to bang em
i know but i don't even hang out with beautiful girls :(

[ArTkY_]

i know but i don't even hang out with beautiful girls :(
aww poor duffe.

[duffe]

i know. sniff :( :help:

[usedsock182]

my close friend is gay and i swear i would sooo do him man he is freakin hot and he has a lot of girls afte him too...i swear hes not gay tho...he has seen my boobs and many others

[FenixIgnition]

Ugh, this seems to be pretty revelent at my school. Preticularly with one kid, I mean me and him are friends and all, but its pretty obvious of what he is doing. But ever since he has been doing this, he only hangs out with girls and barely with us guys. Yeah sure, it sounds great, but hey, I would rather have a girl like me for who I actually am instead of putting up a disguise. Because that just doesnt suit me, at all.

[ArTkY_]

Ugh, this seems to be pretty revelent at my school. Preticularly with one kid, I mean me and him are friends and all, but its pretty obvious of what he is doing. But ever since he has been doing this, he only hangs out with girls and barely with us guys. Yeah sure, it sounds great, but hey, I would rather have a girl like me for who I actually am instead of putting up a disguise. Because that just doesnt suit me, at all.
Word.

[IAmCountryMusic]

i make friends with the feminine guys, but the manly ones are the ones i fall for
me me me me, im both

i know. sniff :( :help:
yeah, all french girls are ugly and have no :boobies:

[mondeoman]

my close friend is gay and i swear i would sooo do him man he is freakin hot and he has a lot of girls afte him too...i swear hes not gay tho...he has seen my boobs and many others
I could write a 5 paragraph essay on this and this would be my first support.

Ugh, this seems to be pretty revelent at my school. Preticularly with one kid, I mean me and him are friends and all, but its pretty obvious of what he is doing. But ever since he has been doing this, he only hangs out with girls and barely with us guys. Yeah sure, it sounds great, but hey, I would rather have a girl like me for who I actually am instead of putting up a disguise. Because that just doesnt suit me, at all.
And this would be the second.

[IAmCountryMusic]

my close friend is gay and i swear i would sooo do him man he is freakin hot and he has a lot of girls afte him too...i swear hes not gay tho...he has seen my boobs and many others
can i switch places with him please?

[brandnizzle32]

can i switch places with him please?

or me

[duffe]

me me me me, im both


yeah, all french girls are ugly and have no :boobies:
:ot: :stick: ;)

[Deception]

I like guys that dress nice, and its true a gay is gay it is a challenge, making it harder to win. I sometimes to go after things I know I can’t have, but if I actually obtain that thing I wanted I suddenly don’t want it any more. It’s just nice to have something to long for. It’s even nicer when that thing you want is incredibly well groomed and hot.

[brandnizzle32]

I like guys that dress nice, and its true a gay is gay it is a challenge, making it harder to win. I sometimes to go after things I know I can’t have, but if I actually obtain that thing I wanted I suddenly don’t want it any more. It’s just nice to have something to long for. It’s even nicer when that thing you want is incredibly well groomed and hot.


well u cant have me ;)

[Vanity__Dearest]

HAAHHA. you tell her...well deception, since parker doesn't want you, i can take you if you want. i wear tight vintage shirts, and groom myself very well. lots of girls love that i upkeep myself. what do u think? ur quite the looker, you should think it over :)

[brandnizzle32]

wait im confused if i say u cant have me doesnt that mean u want me more , whatever lets stop kiddin r selves lets get it on ;)

[IAmCountryMusic]

I like guys that dress nice, and its true a gay is gay it is a challenge, making it harder to win. I sometimes to go after things I know I can’t have, but if I actually obtain that thing I wanted I suddenly don’t want it any more. It’s just nice to have something to long for. It’s even nicer when that thing you want is incredibly well groomed and hot.
you can have me:D

youre birthday is 4 days after mine and you live in the midwest:D
and youre superhot everything ive ever wanted and i also love longing for things, but i long for diet pepsi and girls instead of guys

[brandnizzle32]

deception dont kid ur self u cant stand to be away from my charm, and my emo shirts

[IAmCountryMusic]

quit kidding yourself man, shes totally mine

ill make her swoon

[brandnizzle32]

quit kidding yourself man, shes totally mine

ill make her swoon


ill make her scream and holla :fuck: haha

[IAmCountryMusic]

ill make her scream and holla :fuck: haha
i guess she'll have to decide on us then.
you: the sex addicted jerk, or me: the sweet quiet kid who likes diet pepsi and crying in his room alone

[brandnizzle32]

i guess she'll have to decide on us then.
you: the sex addicted jerk, or me: the sweet quiet kid who likes diet pepsi and crying in his room alone

deal ( i dont think we stand a chance but good luck ) ok pick who u want

[Vanity__Dearest]

lol..excuse me...how did this work out? i was the guy who wears tight shirts, and a hot girls leather playboy belt buckle. and i was the first to ask...and now you two are fighting for her...well, while you fight i shall take her away...dj, that's low man lol...

[brandnizzle32]

lol..excuse me...how did this work out? i was the guy who wears tight shirts, and a hot girls leather playboy belt buckle. and i was the first to ask...and now you two are fighting for her...well, while you fight i shall take her away...dj, that's low man lol...


imsry :(

[Vanity__Dearest]

whatever...idk where that love went that you had:/

[IAmCountryMusic]

lol..excuse me...how did this work out? i was the guy who wears tight shirts, and a hot girls leather playboy belt buckle. and i was the first to ask...and now you two are fighting for her...well, while you fight i shall take her away...dj, that's low man lol...
i thought you had a lady, im tellling on you

[Vanity__Dearest]

HAHA....the lady isn't here yet, and i can look, not touch ;)

[brandnizzle32]

HAHA....the lady isn't here yet, and i can look, not touch ;)

thats right u got a girl, im still up for the grabs ;)

[Vanity__Dearest]

yeah throw that out there now...sure u weren't thinking that when you started hitting on a girl i was rolling on. whatever dawg, you can take her lol

[brandnizzle32]

yeah throw that out there now...sure u weren't thinking that when you started hitting on a girl i was rolling on. whatever dawg, you can take her lol


no its not worth the trouble im done with her, her lose :(

i juss forgot who we were even fighting over, haha

[Vanity__Dearest]

lol, can we just kiss and make up parker? please please.

[brandnizzle32]

lol, can we just kiss and make up parker? please please.


well hell yea we can ;)

[Vanity__Dearest]

hahah...glad your so easy about it. do you have a myspace parker?

[brandnizzle32]

hahah...glad your so easy about it. do you have a myspace parker?


no, i dont know y it seems everybody on here does, oh well ,plus, that site dont accept sodemy as an activity so i dont accept them as a site, u know :headshake

[Vanity__Dearest]

hahaha...i understand..they do promote barbara bush loving...am i convincing ya? lol *nudge nudge*, did you figure out your sn btw? lol

[brandnizzle32]

hahaha...i understand..they do promote barbara bush loving...am i convincing ya? lol *nudge nudge*, did you figure out your sn btw? lol

yes i luv barbara like i love playboy mags, but will be sticky when im done with em ;) haha, yea its on our thread u made

[IAmCountryMusic]

Whores!!!:(:(:(:(

[brandnizzle32]

Whores!!!:(:(:(:(


me and u can double old Barbara if u wanna , if that will make u happy ;)

[Vanity__Dearest]

we should get on aim express right now and talk to each other...cuz i don't have aim here...i could probably get on that tho.

[brandnizzle32]

we should get on aim express right now and talk to each other...cuz i don't have aim here...i could probably get on that tho.


i dont know if i can though

[Vanity__Dearest]

ehh yeah, idk, i was thinking, worth a shot? lol

[brandnizzle32]

ehh yeah, idk, i was thinking, worth a shot? lol

go for it

[Vanity__Dearest]

lol...ehh whatever. if it's not a chat, i don't want it...lol scene points for you too. for liking the women on golden girls :)

[brandnizzle32]

lol...ehh whatever. if it's not a chat, i don't want it...lol scene points for you too. for liking the women on golden girls :)


i call the oldest golden girl, she can drive me around in her rascal ( i think thats those mobile wheelchair thing ) then id give it to her pornstar style

[Vanity__Dearest]

hahahha...pornstar style, you'd break every bone in her body (p.s.-i think she's dead, necrophiliac) lol

[brandnizzle32]

hahahha...pornstar style, you'd break every bone in her body (p.s.-i think she's dead, necrophiliac) lol


no i wouldnt break her, cause id make her drink milk , then have an ivy of milk injected straight into her arm, oh yea now thats kinky

[Vanity__Dearest]

uhhh yeahh....about that, no? lol

[brandnizzle32]

uhhh yeahh....about that, no? lol


yea prolly not, j/k im not in to women that old except barbara she rocks me so much

[Vanity__Dearest]

hahah oh barbara, how we love you. and queen elizabeth.

[brandnizzle32]

hahah oh barbara, how we love you. and queen elizabeth.


u can have the queen im not big on english women, it must be the dental shit or something but no thank u

[Vanity__Dearest]

dude...put some whitener on those teeth lol.

[brandnizzle32]

dude...put some whitener on those teeth lol.

hmmmmm or whip cream or another typpe of cream ;) ( just grossed my self out ) :headshake

[Vanity__Dearest]

uckk, god save the queen


from you lol

[brandnizzle32]

uckk, god save the queen


from you lol


hahahhahaha, man i got nuthin to say to that, i may have crossed the line

[Vanity__Dearest]

hahaha...i leave you speechles huh? well that's good.

[brandnizzle32]

hahaha...i leave you speechles huh? well that's good.

yeah u always leave me speechles :headshake haha

[Vanity__Dearest]

good good...well, people can do that when there's a tongue down the other's throat lol

[brandnizzle32]

[QUOTE=Vanity__Dearest]good good...well, people can do that when there's a tongue down the other's throat lol[/QUOTE

* gasping for air * hahaha

[Vanity__Dearest]

HAHAHA nice.

[brandnizzle32]

HAHAHA nice.


here we are again all by ourselves ahahahah, oh well what r u gonna do

[Vanity__Dearest]

well who else would talk at 11 30 on a wednesday in a forum? l0l. let's be honest with ourselves here.

in other news i downloaded winamp, and i have to figure out how to use it.

[brandnizzle32]

well who else would talk at 11 30 on a wednesday in a forum? l0l. let's be honest with ourselves here.

in other news i downloaded winamp, and i have to figure out how to use it.


shit good luck, i tried all that on my comp here at work and i got so lost, and about the peeps ur right what am i thikin we r the only ones at work or school who dont actually do anything

also we r about to lose are thread

[Vanity__Dearest]

LOl...i do alot of stuff..i just multi task well...yeah winamp is confusing shit...thankfully i have a buddy i can ask about it later.

[brandnizzle32]

LOl...i do alot of stuff..i just multi task well...yeah winamp is confusing shit...thankfully i have a buddy i can ask about it later.

well thats coo, hmmm lets go get some bitches ;)

ooops lunch time be back lates

[Vanity__Dearest]

alright, talk to you in a little while.