1492

[Andy]

In 1492, Colombus sailed the ocean blue, and discovered America. Now some might argue that Colombus actually discovered the West Indies, or that Norsemen had discovered America centuries earlier, or that you really can't get credit for discovering a land already populated by indigenous people with a developed civilization. Those people.....








Are communists.
Colombus discovered America.

[infamous_alias]

Completely off-topic, Andy is your avatar Natalie Portman? If so, that's hot shit.

[Andy]

Yes, yes it is.

And this thread is off topic, so it doesnt matter.

[infamous_alias]

Good point.

[urowndisaster52]

there's nothing wrong with communism

[Andy]

Though the President is very powerful, he can not make laws. The President can suggest laws, the President can call individual congressmen and threaten, beg and cajole them to make laws, the President can promise that if the congressmen passes the law the President likes, he will make them a delicious sandwitch, the President can hold his breath and pound his fist and threaten to run away, but the President can not make laws. The President can observe a vexing situation that seems to go against common sense, shake his head and say aloud: There ought to be a law. But the President can not make that law.

The President can only sit in his office and sign, or not sign, laws other people make. Sometime, this makes the President feel like a total pussy.

Then the President realises that he is the commander in chief of the armed forces, and an island country is about to get a can of Police-Action opened up on them.
This usually makes the President feel better.

[urowndisaster52]

Though the President is very powerful, he can not make laws. The President can suggest laws, the President can call individual congressmen and threaten, beg and cajole them to make laws, the President can promise that if the congressmen passes the law the President likes, he will make them a delicious sandwitch, the President can hold his breath and pound his fist and threaten to run away, but the President can not make laws. The President can observe a vexing situation that seems to go against common sense, shake his head and say aloud: There ought to be a law. But the President can not make that law.

The President can only sit in his office and sign, or not sign, laws other people make. Sometime, this makes the President feel like a total pussy.

Then the President realises that he is the commander in chief of the armed forces, and an island country is about to get a can of Police-Action opened up on them.
This usually makes the President feel better.
ha

[Andy]

"Silent Cal"

Calvin Coolidge still ranks as the quietest President of all time. Famously, a woman once approached him saying, "I bet my friend I could get you to say more than two words".

To which Coolidge wittily replied: "Fuck You"

[BrandNew20]

"Silent Cal"

Calvin Coolidge still ranks as the quietest President of all time. Famously, a woman once approached him saying, "I bet my friend I could get you to say more than two words".

To which Coolidge wittily replied: "Fuck You"

haha, I'm related to that dude.

[somesortofidiot]

i am that dude.

[PunkDrums182]

In 1492, Colombus sailed the ocean blue, and discovered America. Now some might argue that Colombus actually discovered the West Indies, or that Norsemen had discovered America centuries earlier, or that you really can't get credit for discovering a land already populated by indigenous people with a developed civilization. Those people.....








Are communists.
Colombus discovered America.
So fucking true. Goddamn those communists.

[EnderDove]

Columbus was an idiot. He thought he landed where Asia now is.

What a fucking nut bag.

[BrandNew20]

i am that dude.

mom?