Cars

[NetNerdsRevenge]

Who has totaled them?
I think I might of. Do you think itll cost 8,000 for a fucked up hood, smashed windshield, smashed left side panel, new bumper, and a new side window (which some punks broke into while it was at the body shop...im paying for the stereo that was stolen)???

Engine and everything is ok.

98 Honda civic ex by the way. everything is custom.

[apoemtothedead]

I totaled my old car. :)

[soreloser]

I backed into a car once in a parking lot and left a decent sized dent. I booted my ass out of there as fast as possible.

[Jerm]

never been in an accident... been pretty close.. some dumb bimbo also went right into the side of me when we where in the double turn lanes, came into my lane in the middle of the turn... but if the care was broken into at the body shop then they should have to pay for any of the damge and anything that was stolen etc... i believe

[apoemtothedead]

I backed into a car once in a parking lot and left a decent sized dent. I booted my ass out of there as fast as possible.
That's against the law, and I am reporting you.

[soreloser]

That's against the law, and I am reporting you.

I don't care, I'm sure that the charges will be less than what I had to pay your mom to go down on me. She's pricey, but worth it.

[apoemtothedead]

I don't care, I'm sure that the charges will be less than what I had to pay your mom to go down on me. She's pricey, but worth it.
My mom cost multiple fines, raised insurance rates, and a criminal record?

[soreloser]

My mom cost multiple fines, raised insurance rates, and a criminal record?

Yes.. We got fined because she was sucking me off in a car near a park and the kids ran up to see why the window's were fogged. The insurance rates went up because your father was my insurance agent and he's a fucking bastard who screwed me over. Finally, I have a criminal record because I beat the shit out of your dad when he tried to go after me when I told him that she said I was bigger.

[apoemtothedead]

My dad's a CEO.

[soreloser]

My dad's a CEO.

That's what you think.

[apoemtothedead]

That's what you think.
Nope he is. That's why I'm so full of myself. I'm a spoiled, rotten, little shit.

[soreloser]

Nope he is. That's why I'm so full of myself. I'm a spoiled, rotten, little shit.

My dad's a welder. Eat it. Haha.

[Signals Corrupted]

I backed into a car once in a parking lot and left a decent sized dent. I booted my ass out of there as fast as possible.


the other day at a dodger game, i backed up into an infinity or somethin, and did some damage to it's lights hood and bumper. i took off quick, and my truck received no damage at all. i wasnt aware of the destruction i could cause with that thing. i will be doing this more often.

[soreloser]

the other day at a dodger game, i backed up into an infinity or somethin, and did some damage to it's lights hood and bumper. i took off quick, and my truck received no damage at all. i wasnt aware of the destruction i could cause with that thing. i will be doing this more often.

Yeah.. Nothing happened to my car. It's actually pretty fun hitting cars and driving away.. I was pumped.

[mrskinnyarms]

Yeah.. Nothing happened to my car. It's actually pretty fun hitting cars and driving away.. I was pumped.

That's kind of jacked. I don't know why you'd brag aboot (<-- notice funny spelling to accentuate stereotypical canadian pronounciation) something like that.

[soreloser]

That's kind of jacked. I don't know why you'd brag aboot (<-- notice funny spelling to accentuate stereotypical canadian pronounciation) something like that.

I love that your name is Murray.

[apoemtothedead]

I love that your name is Murray.
Dude your hero is Holden Caulfield. Shut the fuck up.

[soreloser]

Dude your hero is Holden Caulfield. Shut the fuck up.

I love that he looks at my myspace.

I think you need to come to terms with the fact that you want in my pants.

[apoemtothedead]

I love that he looks at my myspace.

I was actually looking for your name so I could make fun of it. But that did do.

[soreloser]

I was actually looking for your name so I could make fun of it. But that did do.

Matt is hillarious, no?

[apoemtothedead]

Matt is hillarious, no?
hahahahahahahahahahaha. Matt. That's classic.

[soreloser]

hahahahahahahahahahaha. Matt. That's classic.

It's true.. Similar to Mark, but not quite as ugly.

[apoemtothedead]

It's true.. Similar to Mark, but not quite as ugly.
Maybe. But it's also a lot more unsuccessful and more likely to live with its parents after college.

[soreloser]

Maybe. But it's also a lot more unsuccessful and more likely to live with its parents after college.

This is because Matt has to work for his money. Luckily, A working man is much more attractive to a woman than Mark who feeds off of his parents until they tell him to get his own goddamn cash and he has to to face the real world. It will end up with a ghetto bitch with gold teeth. Lil' Jon performs at the wedding.

Give up. I'm better than you.

[mrskinnyarms]

Your hero is Holden Caulfield? A character made up by JD Salinger to represent all of man's self-doubt and insecurities? Good luck with that one, pal. By the way, you forgot the foils.

[apoemtothedead]

This is because Matt has to work for his money. Luckily, A working man is much more attractive to a woman than Mark who feeds off of his parents until they tell him to get his own goddamn cash and he has to to face the real world. It will end up with a ghetto bitch with gold teeth. Lil' Jon performs at the wedding.

Give up. I'm better than you.
You work at McDonalds.

[soreloser]

Your hero is Holden Caulfield? A character made up by JD Salinger to represent all of man's self-doubt and insecurities? Good luck with that one, pal. Just don't forget the foils.

I love that character. Your opinion is dirt to me. I read your poem.

You work at McDonalds.

Yes, I do. I make enough money to get myself what I need, I get to hang out with friends and get paid for basically doing nothing but talking to them. What an awful job.

[apoemtothedead]

Yes, I do. I make enough money to get myself what I need, I get to hang out with friends and get paid for basically doing nothing but talking to them. What an awful job.


Well at least you're benefiting society. :headshake

[mrskinnyarms]

Well at least you're benefiting society. :headshake

At least it's better then killing baby seals.

[soreloser]

Well at least you're benefiting society. :headshake

Actually, I've gotten at least 10 comment cards that have said I have cheered them up and made their day much better. I don't make the food. And it's their choice to bring their fat ass in there. Not mine.

Got anything else?

[apoemtothedead]

At least it's better then killing baby seals.
Damn Canadians and their crazy hobbies.

[soreloser]

At least it's better then killing baby seals.

I'm not even sure what this is supposed to mean.

[apoemtothedead]

Actually, I've gotten at least 10 comment cards that have said I have cheered them up and made their day much better. I don't make the food. And it's their choice to bring their fat ass in there. Not mine.

Got anything else?
Yeah. I work at a summer camp. I bring joy to a hundred kids lives a summer. I coach T-Ball. I umpire in little league. I get paid as much (if not more) as you, and I do more than jack off with my buddies all day. I'm actually impacting kid's lives at a young age and teaching them life lessons they will use for the rest of their life.

I guess that benefits society a little more than asking if you want fries with that.

[soreloser]

Yeah. I work at a summer camp. I bring joy to a hundred kids lives a summer. I coach T-Ball. I umpire in little league. I get paid as much (if not more) as you, and I do more than jack off with my buddies all day. I'm actually impacting kid's lives at a young age and teaching them life lessons they will use for the rest of their life.

I guess that benefits society a little more than asking if you want fries with that.

Three nights a week for two hours I help teach kids with learning disabilities how to read and do math.

[mrskinnyarms]

Got anything else?

You really are a sore loser aren't you? And just for reference, society isn't made up of 10 people.

[soreloser]

You really are a sore loser aren't you? And just for reference, society isn't made up of 10 people.

Buddy. I don't understand your insults and therefore they are bad. Shut up and don't try to talk unless you have something good to say.

Ps.. I feel as though I'm doing a great thing by helping these kids. I'm not sure why it matters how many I'm helping. You're pathetic.

[apoemtothedead]

Three nights a week for two hours I help teach kids with learning disabilities how to read and do math.
Hey that's great! 312 hours all year (assuming you do it year round). I do that in 5 weeks during the summer.

[soreloser]

Hey that's great! 312 hours all year (assuming you do it year round). I do that in 5 weeks during the summer.

Unfortunately, Some of us can't take 5 weeks to go do this. We have these things called jobs. I think I'm doing a damn good thing, and much more than many other kids would do who have to go to school and have to work. :headshake

[apoemtothedead]

Unfortunately, Some of us can't take 5 weeks to go do this. We have these things called jobs. I think I'm doing a damn good thing, and much more than many other kids would do who have to go to school and have to work. :headshake
Hey dumbass, that is my job. No wonder you're working at McDonalds.

Dude you're teaching retards. They're going nowhere with or without your help.

[soreloser]

Hey dumbass, that is my job. No wonder you're working at McDonalds.

Dude you're teaching retards. They're going nowhere with or without your help.

Not retards. Kids who are having trouble but do have hope. Dude... You're getting paid for doing that? What the hell is that? I do this for free.

I'm going to bed. I hope you two have fun sucking each other off.

[apoemtothedead]

Not retards. Kids who are having trouble but do have hope. Dude... You're getting paid for doing that? What the hell is that? I do this for free.

I'm going to bed. I hope you two have fun sucking each other off.
And I've been doing it for free for 5 years. Let's see. 45 hrs/week. 6 weeks/summer. That's 1350 hours.

[soreloser]

And I've been doing it for free for 5 years. Let's see. 45 hrs/week. 6 weeks/summer. That's 1350 hours.

Awesome. Goodnight.

[mrskinnyarms]

Buddy. I don't understand your insults and therefore they are bad. Shut up and don't try to talk unless you have something good to say.

Ps.. I feel as though I'm doing a great thing by helping these kids. I'm not sure why it matters how many I'm helping. You're pathetic.

Hey bro, what are you talking about? You must have posted you're little helping-kids-with-disabilities a second after i clicked the "post" button because I have no opinion on that.

Either way..."don't talk unless you have something good to say"? Take your own advice, bud. You're as much at fault as I am.

And you aren't aware of the baby seal situation? If you disagree, please sign the petition. I hate seeing those cute bastards die.
http://www.protectseals.org/

[ATragedySoSweet]

I backed into a car once in a parking lot and left a decent sized dent. I booted my ass out of there as fast as possible.
i did that and i got caught :( BUT the police officer only gave me a driving after 9 ticket cuz i was too young to drive after 9pm back then :animateds

[soreloser]

Hey bro, what are you talking about? You must have posted you're little helping-kids-with-disabilities a second after i clicked the "post" button because I have no opinion on that.

Either way..."don't talk unless you have something good to say"? Take your own advice, bud. You're as much at fault as I am.

And you aren't aware of the baby seal situation? If you disagree, please sign the petition. I hate seeing those cute bastards die.
http://www.protectseals.org/

Yes, I am against what's going on with the seals. It just seemed completely irrelevant.

I had no idea what the hell you were talking about, the only thing that made sense was that you were commenting on me helping out the kids. I get it now.. It was a bad insult.. When you think about it.. For every person who does make a card, How many people are thinking it but just don't have the time to write up a card or are in drive thru?

Anyways, I'm done with you Murray. Haha. Murray... I love that name.

i did that and i got caught :( BUT the police officer only gave me a driving after 9 ticket cuz i was too young to drive after 9pm back then :animateds

Haha. I would hate to have gotten caught.

[apoemtothedead]

For every person who does make a card, How many people are thinking it but just don't have the time to write up a card or are in drive thru?

This is clearly positive response bias. Those who truly hated your service would not leave a card as well as those who you had no effect on. How many people do you serve a day? And in total only 10 have taken the time to write up a compliment card? Hell, 10 people liked Hitler.

[soreloser]

This is clearly positive response bias. Those who truly hated your service would not leave a card as well as those who you had no effect on. How many people do you serve a day? And in total only 10 have taken the time to write up a compliment card? Hell, 10 people liked Hitler.

I don't know what to tell you. If you met me and knew what I was like.. You'd understand.

[NetNerdsRevenge]

What the hell happened to my thread?

Back to cars! Are there any auto-buffs here that can answer my question?