I really just want to see another witty one-liner

[SockMonkeyRiot]

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A wiser man than myself once told me that he never had a dream
Everything he ever wanted he made, all he thought he achieved
No time for daydreaming, a lovers tale with a happy end, a storybook seldom told
though I wish I was strong I never wished I was him, his life is not mine

into the rain again, drink up baby
find a friend and hold on
this is a crazy world, lost and sober
it's a crucifix, a charade

I spent my last few days authoring a tragedy, my own Juliet
lost in a fantasy, another Cinderella that the glass slipper won't fit
A savoir in a suit and tie selling medicine, supplement for sanity
and though I wished I was I brave I never wished it would end. No, I won't quit

into the rain again, drink up baby
find a friend and hold on
this is a crazy world, lost and sober
it's a crucifix, a charade

I spent my last few years trying to be a wiser man
Everything I wanted was a fairytale away
Suburban myths about always being happy
but I never did wish that I was

[apoemtothedead]

Fuck you. I'm not here for your entertainment.

[ArTkY_]

Fuck you. I'm not here for your entertainment.
Mind your manners.

[xforestxwaitsx]

Mind your manners.

What manners? He's absolutely appalling anyway. I say that out of complete love for the fact that he actually has the guts to try and engage in a battle of wits with me. A worthy opponent, however obnoxious he might be.

Come talk to me please!!!! i'm bored and you're the only one who'll engage in a real conversation.

[ArTkY_]

What manners? He's absolutely appalling anyway. I say that out of complete love for the fact that he actually has the guts to try and engage in a battle of wits with me. A worthy opponent, however obnoxious he might be.

Come talk to me please!!!! i'm bored and you're the only one who'll engage in a real conversation.
Mark is cool, hes an asshole and I think thats awesome. I'm not too much of an asshole though, I'm okay at it I guess.

[xforestxwaitsx]

Mark is cool, hes an asshole and I think thats awesome. I'm not too much of an asshole though, I'm okay at it I guess.

Yes, I agree with you. In reality, Mark and I might be friends if he weren't so damn obnoxious about everything. You on the other hand can be an asshole but you usually aren't. I'll be the first one to say that I can be an absolute bitch, but then again what girl can't? Besides, I like talking to you. You don't have something malicious to say every time I post a poem.

[ArTkY_]

Yes, I agree with you. In reality, Mark and I might be friends if he weren't so damn obnoxious about everything. You on the other hand can be an asshole but you usually aren't. I'll be the first one to say that I can be an absolute bitch, but then again what girl can't? Besides, I like talking to you. You don't have something malicious to say every time I post a poem.
Because I'm pimp like that. Besides, most of the stuff you post is 10 times better than the other shit that gets posted here. And I truly like being an asshole to those people, this is the best part of the forum... when people post in it.

[xforestxwaitsx]

yeah, i love being a bitch too. thanks for the props. my stuff's not half as good as I wish was. i'm going to college on a writers scholarship, so my writing is what's going to support me for the rest of my life more than likely.

[kimosabe]

so my writing is what's going to support me for the rest of my life more than likely.
you should practice saying "paper or plastic?"

[xforestxwaitsx]

you should practice saying "paper or plastic?"

i'm going to be a political analyst/writer. they do get paid you know. i'm really not in the mood to argue with you today. go away, please.

[kimosabe]

i'm going to be a political analyst/writer. they do get paid you know. i'm really not in the mood to argue with you today. go away, please.
And I'm saying that since you plan on living by your writing, and i can clearly see how much you suck at it, you should prepare yourself for a long career of packing groceries. *****

[xforestxwaitsx]

And I'm saying that since you plan on living by your writing, and i can clearly see how much you suck at it, you should prepare yourself for a long career of packing groceries. *****

no seriously, shut the fuck up and go away.