She won't leave me alone

[Taking_Frags]

So I got dumped last Saturday on our 1 year 11th month anniversary (ouch). Now, it seems whenever she "needs" me, she won't stop trying to get a hold of me via phone call or text.

I feel like ignoring all together and that's what I have been doing. Thoughts? (Being single feels somewhat refreshing, but I'd be lying if I said I wanted this break up to happen.)

Edit: I already considered anal.

[kwsqd]

Reconsider anal.

[4N6 science]

and then reconsider it again.

[billyboatkid]

Fuck that dude.

Ignore her seriously. She's just gonna use you for emotional support while she goes out and fucks other guys.

Girls suck.

[Taking_Frags]

Yeah, that's what I figured. She needs the emotional support. It's like, when she's out having fun it doesn't matter. But when her life slows down, she needs me there to help deal with her emotions involving the break up and shit

[James_Brand]

You celebrated monthly anniversaries? Besides growing a pair, you should give into her "needs". I'm assuming that you placed the quotation marks around the word needs to show that you meant it as a euphemism.

[uhaul610]

So I got dumped last Saturday on our 1 year 11th month anniversary (ouch). Now, it seems whenever she "needs" me, she won't stop trying to get a hold of me via phone call or text.

I feel like ignoring all together and that's what I have been doing. Thoughts? (Being single feels somewhat refreshing, but I'd be lying if I said I wanted this break up to happen.)

Edit: I already considered anal.

Dude, I'm in the exact same situation right. My ex-girlfriend and I broke up about 4 months ago after 20 months of dating. However, she feels the need to call me everything she needs something or wants something. For example, we have a paper due in our British History class and who gets the phone call all last night and today? Yeah, it sucks, and I'd be lying if I told you I had a solution to the problem. But I would say, do anything you can to avoid talking to her (I'm still having problems dealing with this), don't pick up her calls, don't return calls/texts - maybe she'll get the hint and move on

[SomedayTheFire]

Fuck that dude.

Ignore her seriously. She's just gonna use you for emotional support while she goes out and fucks other guys.

Girls suck.

lol.
Ignore her.

[bobby runs]

a2m

then complete ignore

[Heart-A-Tact]

I was in this same situation. Ignore her.

[lightupthesky]

a2m

then complete ignore

a2m: better than anal?

[DaveZeroZero]

Attach blades to your penis and fuck her again.

[bobby runs]

a2m: better than anal?
better as in more degrading? then yes

[BlueVioletMUM]

Some girls are like that...they break up with someone, then they wonder did they do the right thing and kind of hang on when they start to feel lonely...but for you to be able to move on with your life it would be best if you didn't respond to her needs and just try to move on with your own life...eventually she will realize she doesn't need you...and she will start to move on with her own life as well.

[robat19]

Attach blades to your penis and fuck her again.
Caution: May cause internal bleeding!

[Burning Star IV]

Smack a bitch.

[MarsEatWorld]

Smack a bitch.
You smack a bitch, I punt yo nuts.

[more heart]

why would she break up with you and now act like she can't live without you?

[Sventhegreat]

So do you want to get back together with her..or what?

[Sventhegreat]

Also, why did she break up with you?

[robat19]

You smack a bitch, I punt yo nuts.
you punt his nuts, i punt your cunt.

[m_rue]

She is probably lonely/confused. I think ignoring her completely is kind of harsh and immature.

[kaycey]

couldn't you have waited 1 more month for it to be 2 years, i bet you jump the gun a lot don't you?

[samsara]

ignore her and get a puppy

[DaveZeroZero]

Caution: May cause internal bleeding!
lawl

[PlacesToGo]

get a puppy and start ignoring her ass

[robat19]

get a puppy and start ignoring her ass
post number 24

[kaycey]

get a puppy and then ignore it.

[MarsEatWorld]

you punt his nuts, i punt your cunt.
Cunt punts don't hurt as much as nut punts.
Therefore, I will punt your nuts.

[kaycey]

this logic is astonishing and true i think.

[Delmana]

I would tell her to fuck off
well if you wanna be nice then kindly tell her to


But thats pretty sad... T_T

[DaveZeroZero]

Cunt punts don't hurt as much as nut punts.
Therefore, I will punt your nuts.
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/unhinged5/falconpuch.gif

[robat19]

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/unhinged5/falconpuch.gif

:-d

[bladerdude360]

truly some of the best advice i've seen doled out on AP...thank you all for making me laugh during my free period

[ReadyForAction]

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/unhinged5/falconpuch.gif
Great gif I've ever seen

[robat19]

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w286/unhinged5/falconpuch.gif
that shits so funny dave. i keep coming back to see it.

[SilenceBrokenTT]

Try getting a call by your ex-wife (who cheated on you with an 18 year old) on what would have been our four year anniversary.

[robat19]

Try getting a call by your ex-wife (who cheated on you with an 18 year old) on what would have been our four year anniversary.
If I had an ex-wife I would.

[Anthony Lutz]

If she's the one that broke up with you, then you should tell her that if she wanted to break up, then that generally goes along with leaving each other the fuck alone once the relationship is done. She may be trying to be friends, but it's obviously too soon for you, so you should tell her just that.

[Anthony Lutz]

Attach blades to your penis and anal fuck her again.

Do this.

[DaveZeroZero]

:-d
:bow:

Great gif I've ever seen
:bow:

that shits so funny dave. i keep coming back to see it.
Haha, I'm glad you enjoyed it... Twice! :-d

Do this.
I agree.

Of course, I was the one who suggested it in the first place haha.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Girls suck.

You're berry punny.

[billyboatkid]

You're berry punny.

I don't mean to be.

[tait]

Attach blades to your penis and fuck her again.
http://th111.photobucket.com/albums/n126/YE5TER/The%20Office%20GIFs/th_cool_aid.gif

[kaycey]

lol.

[jagermeister]

So I got dumped last Saturday on our 1 year 11th month anniversary (ouch). Now, it seems whenever she "needs" me, she won't stop trying to get a hold of me via phone call or text.

I feel like ignoring all together and that's what I have been doing. Thoughts? (Being single feels somewhat refreshing, but I'd be lying if I said I wanted this break up to happen.)

Edit: I already considered anal.

What the hell is a one year, eleven month anniversary? Come on, man...you're not 13.

That being said, forget about this twat.

[INhopewefail]

I got dumped on our 3 year anniversary almost to the hour. You should tell her what you're thinking, about how you feel she's using you emotionally. If she hasn't realized she's doing it, she'll most likely feel bad for doing it. If she does realize she's doing it, she'll most likely quit wasting your time.

But why do people count relationships by months like they're toddlers?

[new_arbiter]

Reconsider anal.

and then reconsider it again.

a2m

then complete ignore

Attach blades to your penis and fuck her again.

These are all correct. Pick one/all.

Edit: Actually, do them all. In order.

[brentkid]

Bail.

[DaveZeroZero]

These are all correct. Pick one/all.

Edit: Actually, do them all. In order.
good call.