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trustmeimokay
06/01/05, 06:41 AM
Bitches ain't shit, bitches ain't shit
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on this nuts and suck the dick
Get's the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tight than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets

Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Number one song after number one song
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or two
And the few ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit

Bitch can't hang with the streets
She found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your ass

I once had a bitch named Mandy May
Used to be up in them guts like everyday
The pussy was the bomb, had a ***** on sprung
I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
So I figure ****** wouldn't trip with mine
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time

I'm back to the muthafuckin' county jail
Six months on my chest, now it's time to bail
I get's released on a hot sunny day
My ***** D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues
I ain't been out a second
And already gotta do
Some muthafuckin chin checkin

Move up the block as we groove down the block
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock
Kick in the door, I look on the floor
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe
I uncocked my shit...
I'm heart-broke but I'm still locked
Man, fuck a bitch!

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on this nuts and suck the dick
Get's the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tight than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets

Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Number one song after number one song
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or two
And the few ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit

Bitches can't hang with the streets
She found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your ass
Bitches can't hang with the streets
Bitches can't hang with the streets
Bitches can't hang with the streets
Bitches can't hang with the streets




Give it up for the best cover song ever. If you don't have it I'll hook you up (AIM).

Emoknight
06/01/05, 07:02 AM
hahah cool

Alex Djaferis
06/01/05, 07:02 AM
uncock my shit.

what? lol.

trustmeimokay
06/01/05, 07:02 AM
hahah cool
Whoa, that was maybe the worst reply ever.

soreloser
06/01/05, 07:03 AM
Bitches ain't shit, bitches ain't shit
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on this nuts and suck the dick
Get's the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tight than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets

Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Number one song after number one song
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or two
And the few ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit

Bitch can't hang with the streets
She found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your ass

I once had a bitch named Mandy May
Used to be up in them guts like everyday
The pussy was the bomb, had a ***** on sprung
I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
So I figure ****** wouldn't trip with mine
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time

I'm back to the muthafuckin' county jail
Six months on my chest, now it's time to bail
I get's released on a hot sunny day
My ***** D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues
I ain't been out a second
And already gotta do
Some muthafuckin chin checkin

Move up the block as we groove down the block
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock
Kick in the door, I look on the floor
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe
I uncocked my shit...
I'm heart-broke but I'm still locked
Man, fuck a bitch!

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on this nuts and suck the dick
Get's the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tight than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets

Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Number one song after number one song
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or two
And the few ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit

Bitches can't hang with the streets
She found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your ass
Bitches can't hang with the streets
Bitches can't hang with the streets
Bitches can't hang with the streets
Bitches can't hang with the streets




Give it up for the best cover song ever. If you don't have it I'll hook you up (AIM).

Amazing cover. It makes me laugh every time.

Alex Djaferis
06/01/05, 07:03 AM
Whoa, that was maybe the worst reply ever.

someone trying to be cool no doubt haha.

what is it though. im os confused.

soreloser
06/01/05, 07:04 AM
someone trying to be cool no doubt haha.

what is it though. im os confused.

It worked... I wish I was him.

It's a Ben Folds cover of a Snoop Dogg song.

Alex Djaferis
06/01/05, 07:05 AM
It worked... I wish I was him.

It's a Ben Folds cover of a Snoop Dogg song.

lmao. seriously? i gotta check that out.

trustmeimokay
06/01/05, 07:07 AM
lmao. seriously? i gotta check that out.
Hit me up on AIM and I'll gladly hook you up.

Alex Djaferis
06/01/05, 07:11 AM
Hit me up on AIM and I'll gladly hook you up.

cheers. im at work at the moment though. well, for a few more mintes. tonight ill message you.

trustmeimokay
06/01/05, 07:13 AM
cheers. im at work at the moment though. well, for a few more mintes. tonight ill message you.
Okeedokee.

Clarett'sGreyGoose
06/01/05, 07:14 AM
Okeedokee.
i want to hear it but i'm at school and they deleted AIM off my name. it makes me emosad.

Emoknight
06/01/05, 07:20 AM
I know im not cool, so i dont even try...

soreloser
06/01/05, 07:22 AM
I know im not cool, so i dont even try...

:dweeba47:

trustmeimokay
06/01/05, 07:22 AM
i want to hear it but i'm at school and they deleted AIM off my name. it makes me emosad.
I like that phrase, emosad.

jeremyfromva
06/01/05, 07:32 AM
NIce....i've got the video as well...of ben doing it live at 9:30 club hit me up bustinloose315

trustmeimokay
06/01/05, 09:04 AM
NIce....i've got the video as well...of ben doing it live at 9:30 club hit me up bustinloose315
That sounds cool, I may just ask you for it in the near future.

IcedOpethBlind
06/01/05, 09:28 AM
One of the only rap albums ive ever managed to buy has this song. and what a great record it is. i usually cant stand rap but The Chronic is just just good shit. pure and simple.

trustmeimokay
06/01/05, 09:29 AM
One of the only rap albums ive ever managed to buy has this song. and what a great record it is. i usually cant stand rap but The Chronic is just just good shit. pure and simple.
Can you send me the original "Bitches Ain't Shit"?

IcedOpethBlind
06/01/05, 09:32 AM
whats your AIM?

trustmeimokay
06/01/05, 09:40 AM
whats your AIM?
Trustmeimok

Mercy Medical
06/01/05, 09:46 AM
Trustmeimok
Ben! You never answered my questions in the BS thread. :)

trustmeimokay
06/01/05, 09:53 AM
Ben! You never answered my questions in the BS thread. :)
What did you ask?

jeremyfromva
06/01/05, 05:03 PM
One of the only rap albums ive ever managed to buy has this song. and what a great record it is. i usually cant stand rap but The Chronic is just just good shit. pure and simple.

Yeah can u send me it too? Bustinloose315 on aim

IAmCountryMusic
06/01/05, 05:06 PM
and just where do you think you have been?

JesusV2
05/13/12, 07:19 PM
hahah cool

BusterBluth
05/13/12, 07:19 PM
louis vuitton is for basic bitches.

popo
05/13/12, 10:58 PM
I don't have this song. Hook me up please (AIM)

Indoor Living
05/13/12, 10:58 PM
7 years, and this cover is still as fucking awesome.

tacosforcharles
05/13/12, 11:01 PM
7 years, and this cover is still as fucking awesome.
Indeed. Funny seeing everyone talking about AIM.

iamthealex
05/13/12, 11:19 PM
Definitely worth the bump.

SlappedActor
05/13/12, 11:54 PM
I uncock my shit. I'm heartbroke.

Pencil
05/14/12, 04:28 AM
heaaartbeaaaat

surette
05/14/12, 06:15 AM
I really wish "go on AIM" was still something that people said. I miss those chat rooms. :-(

Theseventhson
05/14/12, 09:41 AM
really miss emoknight.

Star Slight
05/14/12, 02:47 PM
Lol AIM

cwhit412
05/14/12, 05:28 PM
I really wish "go on AIM" was still something that people said. I miss those chat rooms. :-(

Its all on Facebook chat now eyyyyyy.