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bopst
06/01/05, 07:14 AM
AUSTIN, TX (AHN) - Jannette Pulido, was charged with misdemeanor assault after a sexual encounter with Frederick Parke.

According to police reports, the 23-year-old became aggressive after Parke refused to have sex with her a second time. She*grabbed his testicles, squeezed them, and demanded he have sex with her once more.

When he continuously refused, she called him a "loser" and threatened to cut off*his penis if he fell asleep.

The Smoking Gun reports, Parke then tried to get Pulido off him and a*struggle ensued, which left Parke with several scratches and bruises, including a cut along his left arm, approximately 1/2 an inch long.

The 25 year-old finally*managed to get the girl out of the home. She stood outside, continued banging on the door and yelling at him; after a few minutes she left, only to return later and attempt to get inside once more.

That is*when authorities arrived on scene.*

Both parties told police they had known each other for a short amount of time and their relationship is simply a sexual one.

A warrant was issued for the arrest of Jannette Pulido.

Alex Djaferis
06/01/05, 07:15 AM
lol. man.

Vincewithouthee
06/01/05, 11:26 AM
A guy that works with my dad got charged for sexual assault. But this is funnier. He's about 40 or so and my dad said that he has to be a virgin. So he goes jogging (outside of work) with this half black and half white woman who's about 26. After they're done, he reaches down in his sweatpants and wacks off at her in front of her and tries to grab her tits. He supposedly cummed in his pants and this woman is going to press charges for that. I found that hilarious. And this retard guy tells everyone at work. Dumbass.

btbam > you
06/01/05, 11:31 AM
wow, what a dirty bitch.

Mercy Medical
06/01/05, 11:32 AM
Man, she really wanted to get laid!

13th hour
06/01/05, 11:34 AM
Im going to call her a whore for demanding sex, and him a ***got for not doing it the second time.

Kif
06/01/05, 11:49 AM
God, women are such sluts nowadays

when 4ever ends
06/01/05, 05:47 PM
wow. rape?

ArTkY_
06/01/05, 05:50 PM
Fucking slut.

Drew Beringer
06/01/05, 05:51 PM
I thought this was going to be a beck thread :(
Mellow Gold kicks ass.

Haha, same here. Beck rocks the house.

richter915
06/01/05, 06:00 PM
Haha, same here. Beck rocks the house.
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