I have found the greatest simple pleasure known to man

[bung]

Pissing in one of those toilets with the blue water and watching your yellow piss mix in to turn it green.

Now, share your own favorite simple pleasures! :-)

[more heart]

yeah it's kinda wierd

[atticus1492]

Wrong, it is anal. Get the fuck out.

[bung]

Wrong, it is anal. Get the fuck out.

Anal is a pleasure, not a simple pleasure. Simple pleasures require absolutely no work whatsoever, whereas anal requires, well.. at least oftentimes, chloroform.

[atticus1492]

It is a pleasure, it is a simple pleasure, it is a complicated pleasure. There is no limit to the pleasure of anal.

[Dumpweed]

I still like poking packaged cheese in the grocery store.

[raychull]

http://www.bonkers-standrews.co.uk/images/gelgemsphoto2.gif

those things. it's really sad how much they amuse me.

[bung]

http://www.bonkers-standrews.co.uk/images/gelgemsphoto2.gif

those things. it's really sad how much they amuse me.

Haha, what are those?

[raychull]

Haha, what are those?

they're called gemgels or whatever, which I guess is a brand? which is ridiculous, for something like that.
but my teacher has christmas decorations of them, and she has them stuck on her window. they're fun to play with.

[polock]

just ordinary pissing is amazing

[AP_Punk]

glory holes

new found gloryhole

[Nathan Lint]

popping bubblewrap

[.invisible ink.]

watching fireflies.

[Maxwell]

popping bubblewrap is a great answer.

[raychull]

popping bubblewrap

how could I forget this. seriously.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Mastering outdated surgery techniques.

[4N6 science]

AP.

I do enjoy turning the blue water green when I piss in there.

[Nathan Lint]

stretching right when you get out of bed. It feels absolutely orgasmic.

finding money in pockets of pants/shirts/hoodies/coats you haven't worn in a while

The initial smell of new car

[voncorn]

After getting out the shower and drying yourself, wrapping your nude self in a warm blanket and laying on your bed.

[MarsEatWorld]

sleeping naked

[BigAl]

That vertigo when you stand up too fast, and then collapse back onto what you were sitting on while closing your eyes and feeling the blood in your head move around, haha.

[MarsEatWorld]

That vertigo when you stand up too fast, and then collapse back onto what you were sitting on while closing your eyes and feeling the blood in your head move around, haha.
dude.
that shit is epic. I love it.

[bung]

That vertigo when you stand up too fast, and then collapse back onto what you were sitting on while closing your eyes and feeling the blood in your head move around, haha.

The 5 - 10 seconds that that feeling lasts rivals any drug I've ever taken.

[BigAl]

dude.
that shit is epic. I love it.

The 5 - 10 seconds that that feeling lasts rivals any drug I've ever taken.

I'm glad you both agree. That feeling is a rare treat I don't have happen often, but it's an awesome feeling nonetheless.

[MarsEatWorld]

I'm glad you both agree. That feeling is a rare treat I don't have happen often, but it's an awesome feeling nonetheless.
I get it a lot when I go to church.
Hahaha.
Pretty wicked.

[BigAl]

I get it a lot when I go to church.
Hahaha.
Pretty wicked.

That makes sense, seeing that you don't move around a lot while you're sitting there. It'd a euphoric blast once you got up.

[MarsEatWorld]

That makes sense, seeing that you don't move around a lot while you're sitting there. It'd a euphoric blast once you got up.
I have to grab on to the seat in front of me.
My mom used to think I was crazy. haha
I'd rather stand up quick and get that funky feeling though.

[AbeLurkin]

new socks.

[BigAl]

I have to grab on to the seat in front of me.
My mom used to think I was crazy. haha
I'd rather stand up quick and get that funky feeling though.

I don't blame you a bit.

new socks.

Fact, and nice avatar!

[Renee]

I agree with most of this thread.

crisp, fresh sheets on a bed
resting your feet after standing for a while
quenching thirst.

[.invisible ink.]

I agree with most of this thread.

crisp, fresh sheets on a bed
resting your feet after standing for a while
quenching thirst.

soooo true to the bolded ones. i almost posted "drinking water", but i like yours far better.

[BigAl]

I agree with most of this thread.

crisp, fresh sheets on a bed
resting your feet after standing for a while
quenching thirst.

Yes, yes, and yes!

The more I read from this thread the more I want to do all of these things.

[wewascontenders]

first cigarette in the morning
losing track of time and realizing a shitty experience is almost done
taking my jeans off after getting home
and pretty much everything that was already mentioned

[DarkBlueVenus]

Solitude
Long drives with either friends or family members.
Watching a thunderstorm

[argg_xo]

warm blankets straight from the dryer

[4N6 science]

chelsea calling me.

[argg_xo]

so, i should call you?

[BigAl]

Solitude
Long drives with either friends or family members.
Watching a thunderstorm

It's funny that you mentioned thunderstorms. Last summer I went for a run after the sun set and there was a thunder and lightening storm approaching in the distance, and it was a cool thing to see. Especially since it was so warm out.

[Magnus]

Dipping your finger deep into fluff (the marshmellow creme) and just sucking on it for a minute

[bduke13]

breasts

[Renee]

first cigarette in the morning
losing track of time and realizing a shitty experience is almost done
taking my jeans off after getting home
and pretty much everything that was already mentioned
Yes to these. I hardly ever wear jeans around the house; I'm usually in some kind of knit pant.
warm blankets straight from the dryer
Same with warm towels.

[robat19]

The cold side of a pillow.

[Charles777]

popping bubblewrap
Indeed.

[Charles777]

And watching Conan


That handsome bastard

[HelpMeSleep]

stretching right when you get out of bed. It feels absolutely orgasmic.

finding money in pockets of pants/shirts/hoodies/coats you haven't worn in a while

The initial smell of new car
those are all good ones.

and let's see... when I go to the laundromat, I can sit there and just stare at the front loading washing machines. they never cease to amaze me.

[PezMullet]

picking your nose and getting a little ''reward'' on the tip of your finger

[robat19]

having an orgasm.

[samsara]

relaxing after a long day.

[lake of tears]

peeing on ice cubes when you go to plush hotels and see them melt

[BigAl]

picking your nose and getting a little ''reward'' on the tip of your finger

This is a good one, haha.

[xfantabulousx]

Really good pizza, long drives, and sleeping in

[fakephotographs]

The cold side of a pillow.
I love this. I'm always flipping my pillow. haha

[caress me down]

blowing up marshmallows in the microwave

[kaycey]

+1 christmas post for keegan.

[MarsEatWorld]

+1 christmas post for keegan.
la la la
we wish you a merry christmass

[kaycey]

la la la
we wish you a merry christmass
what did you do for christmas.
i hope santa granted me my wish, is josh dead yet?

[MarsEatWorld]

what did you do for christmas.
i hope santa granted me my wish, is josh dead yet?
omg..hahahahah
no he isn't

he gave me a nice gift tooooo :D

[kaycey]

omg..hahahahah
no he isn't

he gave me a nice gift tooooo :D
did he give you his heart, cause that's what i've given you.

[Gumbyjag]

taking a really big yawn

taking a full breath of fresh air

unintentionally finding something you've been looking for for weeks

knowing that somewhere out there, someone loves you

[MarsEatWorld]

did he give you his heart, cause that's what i've given you.
no he did not.

[WhitestKidUKnow]

laying in bed after staying up 24+ hours

[viva la cymche!]

picking a really good scab.

[Shuriken!]

Typing the last sentence of a really huge research paper.

[BJW7191]

sparklers

peeing on the ice in bars

home videos

i laugh my ass off when i see a baby trying to eat their feet

[Montauk1222]

a cool breeze on a really humid day
long hugs with someone you love
A day without really intense back pain

[.invisible ink.]

snow.

[Hamlet]

Popping a massive zit and getting it sprayed all over the mirror.

The smell of fresh bread.

Finding money in your pockets that you didn't know you forgot about.

[the1]

Drinking coffee and browsing internet. So, so good when you've been working all day!

Finishing an exam.

[Chancetobe]

No, I have. Kabobs,Chips (fries) and a drink for 3 pounds, and it's open 24 hours. Every time we go, we leave talking about how happy we are. It's amazing.

[viva la cymche!]

Rape.

[spansen]

opening a can of faygo.

drinking juice...

uhhhhh.

[spansen]

Popping a massive zit and getting it sprayed all over the mirror.

Finding money in your pockets that you didn't know you forgot about.
these.
snow.
love snow.
long hugs with someone you loveyes.

[Hamlet]

Listening to a song for the first time and finding out that it's awesome.

[tommy's ghost]

Having the house all to yourself and just singing along to your favorite album at full volume.

[Charles777]

Nobody said anything about the guy who says he likes rape?
:/
Thats weird.
Oh well, I enjoy watching a movie while I'm home alone.

[viva la cymche!]

Nobody said anything about the guy who says he likes rape?
:/
Thats weird.
Oh well, I enjoy watching a movie while I'm home alone. I got an infraction for it, ha.

[samsara]

Taking a long shower after having a stressful day.

[groovemachine]

Listening to Drop It Like It's Hot in the car with my friend.

[jtjt43]

Farting

[readyfredi]

Pissing in one of those toilets with the blue water and watching your yellow piss mix in to turn it green.

Now, share your own favorite simple pleasures! :-)

I heard if you put draino in a toilet and then pee in it the water will turn blue or pink.

[fadedmemories]

Playing poker or any other card game with your best friends.

[readyfredi]

Anal is a pleasure, not a simple pleasure. Simple pleasures require absolutely no work whatsoever, whereas anal requires, well.. at least oftentimes, chloroform.

Those are some lady skills....hahahah

[ZoSo1886]

that feeling of satisfaction that comes from getting what you want

[muttley]

Farting

i don't know why, but i lol'ed.

[muttley]

stretching out after an awesome sleep sesh.

[SpiritFilledRev]

skydiving on an empty stomach!!!!!!!!!

[kaylaxlabia]

Having the house all to yourself and just singing along to your favorite album at full volume.
ahhh that is the best feeling. (:
oh and smoking a cigarette when you wake up,
that's so good.

[BrennanHickson]

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Watching goats chew paper.

[mick_jagger]

popping bubblewrap

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/jag-wire/djlrbwawesome.jpg

[.invisible ink.]

i swear i thought that said "pooping bubblewrap", which is way too kinky and disgusting for me to comment on.

i have a weird feeling that the dude in that pic is from a Deee-lite video. So I approve.

[deFobbed14yrs]

watching the clouds

[mick_jagger]

i swear i thought that said "pooping bubblewrap", which is way too kinky and disgusting for me to comment on.

i have a weird feeling that the dude in that pic is from a Deee-lite video. So I approve.

hahaha. nah. he's from yo gabba gabba! it's an awesome kids show, but i only really started watching it because two members of the aquabats! started it.

[.invisible ink.]

hahaha. nah. he's from yo gabba gabba! it's an awesome kids show, but i only really started watching it because two members of the aquabats! started it.

oh seriously? that's a pretty dope show, i've caught clips of it before.

Deee-lite makes me ridiculously happy, therefore...
jazGGhokKRI

but if you really want to hear their best stuff, check out the album "Dewdrops in the Garden" - that's their best album by far (perfect for coming down from e when the sun is just starting to come up), which just happens to be the greatest simple pleasure known to man or woman.

[mick_jagger]

haha. will do. that's pretty funky stuff.

[paper halo]

Cold beer after a long shift at work.

[SimplyChaotic17]

Getting on of those really good hugs that make everyhting better,

Laughing so hard you cry,

smelling really good scented candles!

[caress me down]

Cuddling up with down comforters. Mmm nothing better

[caress me down]

watching the clouds
Yes! Especially in the spring.

[Viva Sonata]

No matter how much I hate kids/small children, I can't help but appreciate when one smiles at me and waves.

[ActionActionFan]

Sleep.

/thread

[|Ziast|]

Popping a massive zit and getting it sprayed all over the mirror.

Definitely that.

Or cracking your back really loud.