3 word story : back with a vengeance!

[kaycey]

Go For It!

[DaveZeroZero]

Once upon a

[kaycey]

time, a cat

[RunInTheFront]

and the hat

[kaycey]

and dog and

[RunInTheFront]

the walruses ocean

[kaycey]

saw michael jackson

[RunInTheFront]

and said hey

[DaveZeroZero]

make me a

[RunInTheFront]

ham sandwich bitch

[DaveZeroZero]

so she got

[RunInTheFront]

some bread and

[DaveZeroZero]

some ham and

[RunInTheFront]

constructed an amazing

[Roboman]

dildo with her

[RunInTheFront]

lubricating vaginal discretion

[DaveZeroZero]

. Next, she went

[RunInTheFront]

to the kitchen

[DaveZeroZero]

to bake a

[RunInTheFront]

typical casserole dinner

[anamericangod]

and fuck dogs

[RunInTheFront]

in the butt

[DaveZeroZero]

like blink-182 did

[RunInTheFront]

in their heyday

[DaveZeroZero]

and before the

[Heart-A-Tact]

coming of Jesus

[DaveZeroZero]

, who was really

[kaycey]

osama bin ladin

[DaveZeroZero]

without the turban.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Without his turban,

[kaycey]

his hairy ball-sack

[PadraicPrincess]

falls out and

[Heart-A-Tact]

is rendered powerless

[DaveZeroZero]

until he shaves

[kaycey]

off his tiny

[Heart-A-Tact]

unibrow. So, he

[DaveZeroZero]

then proceeded to

[kaycey]

call president bush

[DaveZeroZero]

to talk about

[Heart-A-Tact]

his dainty dress

[DaveZeroZero]

and loud bombs

[kaycey]

the size of

[.invisible ink.]

his balls had

[kaycey]

evaporated his fluids

[DaveZeroZero]

onto my girlfriend's

[Heart-A-Tact]

tried to say

[raychull]

that she loves

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Leafily crotched zebra.

[kaycey]

father christmas smoked

[Heart-A-Tact]

some dank nug,

[DaveZeroZero]

even though he

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

was fucking his

[DaveZeroZero]

best friend's wife

[.invisible ink.]

his car was

[raychull]

a piece of

[Heart-A-Tact]

sliced garlic bread

[raychull]

covered in peppered

[Heart-A-Tact]

rosemary, along with

[DaveZeroZero]

multiple stab wounds

[raychull]

and articificial giraffes

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

ravaged my whims

[kaycey]

,ate his shit

[DaveZeroZero]

, which had corn

[raychull]

and many other

[DaveZeroZero]

particulates in it.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

My criminal chords

[Heart-A-Tact]

soon found some

[DaveZeroZero]

violins and pianos

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

and ass-licking desks

[Heart-A-Tact]

, what a surprise!

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Hence a superexponential

[raychull]

time paradox that

[Heart-A-Tact]

grows even faster

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

while masticating my

[kaycey]

long jack's beanstock

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

and tender penis.

[Heart-A-Tact]

After having rested

[raychull]

for several years

[Heart-A-Tact]

, we set sail

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

for Sperm Sea

[raychull]

and encountered a

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

really interesting eraser.

[Heart-A-Tact]

This was no

[raychull]

illusion, but only

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

a real eraser.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Intrigued by this,

[DaveZeroZero]

my mother called

[Heart-A-Tact]

me and asked

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

if I was

[Heart-A-Tact]

the whore who

[raychull]

took her phone

[DaveZeroZero]

and killed her

[kaycey]

, i then said

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

"I want eraser",

[DaveZeroZero]

then got an

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

uninteresting eraser instead.

[raychull]

Then she killed

[kaycey]

the rolling stones

[DaveZeroZero]

with a lead

[kaycey]

straight through the

[TheSkyline]

back window, and

[Heart-A-Tact]

continued driving through

[argg_xo]

miss cleo's house

[Heart-A-Tact]

, where she found

[argg_xo]

her crystal ball

[Heart-A-Tact]

, and some cards

[JJJ]

then touched her

[argg_xo]

plush berber carpet

[Heart-A-Tact]

and said, "You're

[argg_xo]

a libra arent'cha

[JJJ]

Yes I am

[Heart-A-Tact]

. She then screamed, "

[.invisible ink.]

oh god no!

[JJJ]

that feels good !

[.invisible ink.]

please don't stop!"

[TheSkyline]

she then died

[argg_xo]

and everyone sang

[.invisible ink.]

La la Lie

[harveymonster]

then a dog

[4N6 science]

bit my ass

[argg_xo]

and puked on

[4N6 science]

me on the train ride home

[.invisible ink.]

Miss Cleo's new

[TheSkyline]

dog bit himself

[4N6 science]

and bled

[argg_xo]

and squealed like

[4N6 science]

a hamster taking a poop

[argg_xo]

Three Words Only!!!!!!

[Heart-A-Tact]

Chelsea screamed to

[argg_xo]

jon because he

[argg_xo]

does not understand

[.invisible ink.]

that rules cannot

[4N6 science]

likes more than

[4N6 science]

me no read

[argg_xo]

chocolate chip cookies

[Heart-A-Tact]

are my favorite

[4N6 science]

are really HUGE

[darkmartheight]

like dad's cock

[4N6 science]

in dave's ass

[argg_xo]

it was yucky

[4N6 science]

like a ducky

[screamoutmyname]

To my surprise,

[4N6 science]

we all said

[argg_xo]

happy early hanukkah

[4N6 science]

No HAPPY CHRISTMAS

[screamoutmyname]

and kwanza also

[argg_xo]

can't forget kwanzza!

[.invisible ink.]

Emo pinata time!

[4N6 science]

Birds can fly

[argg_xo]

not reno furtadada

[4N6 science]

or penis alllota

[argg_xo]

up in yoface

[screamoutmyname]

until she sneezed

[4N6 science]

green ball-like boogers

[Heart-A-Tact]

from her banana

[4N6 science]

cap with dog

[screamoutmyname]

ears. She apologized

[argg_xo]

ho ho ho

[4N6 science]

Was her occupation

[argg_xo]

cute baby reindeer

[4N6 science]

fly really high

[argg_xo]

and eat carrots

[Heart-A-Tact]

, but without carrots

[argg_xo]

they don't fly

[4N6 science]

so santa feeds

[argg_xo]

them waffles and

[kaycey]

mutton korma laced

[argg_xo]

with love not,

[4N6 science]

poop onion rings

[argg_xo]

that's really gross.

[kaycey]

said the midget

[4N6 science]

I know really

[argg_xo]

i seen a

[argg_xo]

midget at macy's

[4N6 science]

wearing a bandana

[argg_xo]

and black pants

[4N6 science]

with purple slides

[kaycey]

and no underwear

[argg_xo]

with awesome vents

[kaycey]

.a dragon flew

[4N6 science]

and long blonde

[argg_xo]

into a rainbow

[4N6 science]

of yummy skittles

[argg_xo]

and shouted, "HELLO

[4N6 science]

I'm SEXY BABY

[kaycey]

,ARE YOU? " voldemort

[4N6 science]

I hate POTTER

[argg_xo]

but love bunnies

[4N6 science]

with red hats

[kaycey]

, wheres my precious

[argg_xo]

pancreatic juices flowing

[4N6 science]

all over her

[argg_xo]

it was hawt.

[4N6 science]

like a sun

[kaycey]

i kill rats

[4N6 science]

with a keyboard.

[Anthony Lutz]

Where's the motherfucking

[kaycey]

pope bitch, he's

[VampiresRevenge]

licking a little

[kaycey]

ice-cream whist shiting

[VampiresRevenge]

a brick on

[kaycey]

captain hook's ship

[screamoutmyname]

so rufio decided

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

to sing a

[acfrue]

jaunty little tune

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

that sounded like

[kaycey]

arampa paam paam

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

dip dibbie bap

[robat19]

do do do

[LamarVannoy]

and then he

[robat19]

sat down for

[kaycey]

slapped his dick

edit: too slow, i know. sorry.

[robat19]

i am confused

[kaycey]

and dazed, he

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

registered his ID

[kaycey]

and pubic hair

[DaveZeroZero]

with the local

[Heart-A-Tact]

DMV field office

[DaveZeroZero]

and received a

[disco.tetris]

bag of coal

[MarsEatWorld]

that he threw

[VampiresRevenge]

At a man

[disco.tetris]

at Santa's face

edit: too late.

[4N6 science]

it ended up

[more heart]

hitting mrs. claus' face

[DaveZeroZero]

that's four words

[Heart-A-Tact]

said Dave as

[MarsEatWorld]

Ashley touched her

[DaveZeroZero]

long, brown hair

[Heart-A-Tact]

while Dave stroked

[robat19]

her insanely large

[more heart]

ass while she

[hellogorgeous]

choked on a

[4N6 science]

big turkey bone

[robat19]

then she puked

[more heart]

on dave's pants

[VampiresRevenge]

On a bunny

[4N6 science]

on my head

[robat19]

dave said "bitch

[4N6 science]

please, I'm Hung!"

[robat19]

she said "i'm

[4N6 science]

a dirty whore"

[robat19]

dave said "that's

[4N6 science]

what I need

[robat19]

then she gave

[acfrue]

Dave a lollipop

[more heart]

he said thanks

[4N6 science]

but he wanted

[VampiresRevenge]

A blanket to

[more heart]

a nice big