fuck batman

[mat1419]

piece of shit hack...no super powers at all...just a lot of money. bill gates could be a crime fighter too i guess. fuck batman.

[Trainsaw]

I whupped Batmas Ass.

[SonEric84]

ahahahahahahahahaha I never liked Batman

[Tristan Needler]

dude, fuck you, batman's the best of thtem all.

[mat1419]

dude, fuck you, batman's the best of thtem all.
i'm sorry, you'll have to start a fuck mat1419 thread, this one's a fuck batman thread

[Vincewithouthee]

Batman was always my favorite. He's so badass and he can kick most superheroes asses that HAVE superpowers. He doesn't.

[Tristan Needler]

i'm sorry, you'll have to start a fuck mat1419 thread, this one's a fuck batman thread
will do.

[ArTkY_]

Batman is smart and is strong, you don't have to be super to be a hero.

hahaha, what a ***** post.

[mat1419]

Batman is smart and is strong, you don't have to be super to be a hero.

but he was a SUPERHERO...

[urowndisaster52]

batman rocks, fuck spiderman

[mat1419]

batman's the simple plan of 'superheroes'

[Iscariotmoon]

batman's like inspector gadget with angelina joliesque lips, and a cool car.

[Tristan Needler]

batman's like inspector gadget with angelina joliesque lips, and a cool car.
are you saying insepctor gadget didnt have a cool car?

[richter915]

but he was a SUPERHERO...
no that's where you're wrong. Batman is NOT categorized as a super hero because you require "super" powers (or some sorta freak abnormality) to be a super here. Batman himself is a crime fighter. Let me start out by saying he will whip the shit outta any superhero...guaranteed. He knows the Art of War like the back of his hand...he analyzes the shit outta all his enemies and knocks the fuck outta em. Other than that, he's a PIMP. Superman is such a *** cause he gets bitched around by lois 24/7...I don't see any other super hero sleeping with different women like him. And another thing...the bat fucking mobile...the ultimate pimp mobile. Nothing even compares to that shit. And aside from that, he has a vast car collection and millions.

[Iscariotmoon]

are you saying insepctor gadget didnt have a cool car?


he did have a cool car... but i'm pretty sure even the ugliest person would score with any of the batmobiles.... even the original Adam West mobile...

[Throwback]

Batman's not a superhero, he's a detective. He just gets looped into superheroes cause he's got that mad sweet cape.

Batman kicks ass.

[FrancesTheMute]

no need to be hatin' on batman.


and batman is 1,000,000 times better than spiderman, or any other superheros. and the fantastic four sucks. *i have always hated them, even as a little kid i thought they were gay.*

[richter915]

Batman's not a superhero, he's a detective. He just gets looped into superheroes cause he's got that mad sweet cape.

Batman kicks ass.
exactly. But he can still pwn any other super hero and fuck their women by the end of the episode.

[YoungNastyMan]

Batman had to actually work to get all his powers the other ones just gained them through accidents or were born like that.

[richter915]

Batman had to actually work to get all his powers the other ones just gained them through accidents or were born like that.
well he didn't have any "powers" per se...but he needed to work his whole life in order to perfect his natural fighting abilities...the knowledge to invent all of his contraptions and build the batmobile...and to gain his massive amount of wealth...other superheroes are just freaks of nature which is bullshit.