annoying, crazy, or just plain weird teachers

[glitteratigrl]

What teachers do you not like? Include names(or subj. they taught) and pics.


1. Crumpler: CP Gov't and Econ
2. Davidson: CP Chemistry

[Alex Djaferis]

Crumpler. . what a name.

[punklet2101]

Haha.. this could be a funny thread

But you should include WHY you don't like them, any fruity/perky qualities they have, etc. and include stories

[Alex Djaferis]

id add to this thread, but i dont have pictures, and then its not half as funny. but here goes.

Mr Pidirit: about 500 years old and from NYC. Was my English teacher for a while. Complete moron and nicotine addict. actually put a chalk bits into his mouth thinking they were cigerettes.

Mrs Carson: Math teacher. Another Nicotine addict. When the class got to much to handle, she'd stamp her feet (she was like 4 foot tall), walk out of class (for a cig i guess) and wait till one of us went to her and apologized on behalf of the class...

[richter915]

Mr. Gellar...my calc II professor...the man was just horrible at what he did. He put a question on the test right...and inthe middle of the test he shouts out "wait a minute guys, it's impossible to answer question 5...even I don't know howto answer it"...he also put questions on the test that he didn't assign for hw (which is against his policy)...he had no self-confidence and just mumbled during lectures...horrible horrible teacher. But he gave me an A go me!

[bassgirl]

Um... haven't had weird teachers in a while... Well, there was Mr. G in freshman year. I never learned his real name, or last name. Just... Mr. G. He was from eastern europe and often spoke of his cat, Juanito... he was a good teacher, but god was he weird. Imagine being in math class and your teacher askng if you'd like to keep his cat now that he'll leave.

And, the weirdest teacher I ever had was Miss Elvira, in my third year of secondary school. Oh wait, my second year too. She gave spanish workshop and mexican history; but sometimes she'd take care of us during tests... I remember once in my third year I was trying to remember the order of literary movements, and then she came right up to me and said: "You have changed the way you behave. you should be quiet like you used to be..." it was strange. And the first time she ever ever ever gave us a class, she suddendly said "STOP LAUGHING. You mean kids, laughing when people trip and almost fall..." no one had noticed that of course.

Oh and I once had a teacher who would be giving lectures, then she'd put her contacts in her mouth and she continued talking, pop 'em back in. grossness.

[foryouising]

oh gosh ... my english 102 prof. looked like old-school cyndi lauper -- only 45-50 years old. she seriously was on something because she talking gu38wut9o3wjiofgjseiogjeisoj that fast -- bout' 1238 mph hehe :)

[Samuel]

in 8th grade my spanish teacher was the craziest person ive ever met..the first day we went into our class she immediatley starts talking in Spanish (at this time, we didnt know anything about it) and she went on and on and on..so from there on we knew that she was a nutcase and that we (we being my friends and i) will break her.. we did everything in that class, well almost everything, we cheated on almost every one of her tests (some friends of ours had the class b4 us and would get the answer sheet to their test from her desk and give it to us to cheat off of), we would jump out of the windows and then crawl back in w/o her not even realizing it..one time this kid jumped out and we locked him out lmao..she made him walk around in from the front entrance of the school..we would make shadow puppets with our hands when she was teaching behind her..some days she would just SNAP one day she got mad and yelled "OK THAT IS ENOUGH!" and slammed her book down and yelled "DAG NABBIT!" it was by far the funniest thing of all time..i know half of you wont even believe me but if you guys even saw this lady you'd know exactly what i was talking about..the greatest class of all time..total anarchy in there

[zombies_revolt]

i went to a private christian school kindergarten to 8th and it was horrible.

first Mrs Johnson this extreeeeemely old lady that taught me in the 5th grade. one time she sat on my lap and asked me if i'd share my hair with her and when i said no she got really pissed off. (she was balding) and another time i'd fainted from dehydration on stage for chorus and she got really mad and asked me what i thought i was doing.

we always had girls only/boys only gym classes and in 8th grade the german teacher, Mr OBrien, would make us do streches and he's just sit and watch from the sides and behind us. no one listened to him at all because well he was weird and creepy and he always tried to get us to play football. one time while we were playing football my friends and i ran and rolled around in this huge mud puddle and he screamed at us and left the feild.

and then freshman year i had some guy for English, Mr D. i have no idea what his real name was but he was greek and completely insane. he was like 50 years old and he talked like a 12 year old valley girl. "like omg you guys. like... omg. i love Sum 41 so much like omg they're amazing." and he'd always talk about the year he broke his foot and couldn't teach and he went to a Sum 41/Good Charlotte concert with his broken foot. i hated him so much.

[suburbn_thrills]

Oh man.

Well, there was my math teacher this year who looked like spiderman, conan o'brien, james from james and the giant peach, tobey mcguire, danny tanner, and one of the actors in 3's company.

My old spanish teacher who did not teach one day of her life, and instead talked to kids about how drunk/high they got over the weekend.

And the best was an old sub who got fired recently. She was about 80 years old, smoked probably 3 packs a day and got fired for pulling kids hair. (whenever someone wouldnt listen to her she pulled their hair). She was the best.

[b e L I E v e]

i dont have a pic, but i absolutely hated my english teacher...without a doubt

shes been absent 30 times this year and comes in late everyday, so at the end of the year, we got screwed because we didnt know half the stuff on the final because we didnt have time to learn it

[xXdEADsILENCExX]

My freshman year my english teacher Mr. Richard was insane, and I was the only one that seemed to notice it. I have never been real good at kissing ass so he did not like me. He was from up north and obsessed with shakespear. He was really weird, because he would be laughing one minute then he would start yelling. Once he was reading these nasty jokes a girl gave him after she printed them off the computer, and me loving to tell jokes said "o I have one!". And he asked "whats it about?"
and I said "well its a catholic joke." Now let me point out that the joke he had just read off was one about a man and his wife in a church, so he said as long as he does not not get offended then I could tell mine. So I told it: There were these three nuns, and the first nun goes "you would not believe what I found in the priest's dresser drawer", and the two other nuns asked "what did you find?"
"Well I found dirty magazines!"
And the other two asked "what did you do with them?"
" I burnt them of course!"
Then the 2nd nun goes " well you would not believe what I found!"
" what did you find" they asked.
"I found condoms under his pillow!"
" What did you do with them" only the 1st nun asked this time.
" I poked holes in them of course!"
Then the 3rd nun goes "o shit!"
ha ha ha ha!...ok, ok.
anyways how was I suppose to know that his sister was a nun?, and yes I understand how some would be offended by my joke, but he had just told a joke involving a sex, church and pastor and saying the lords name in vain and all that sinful stuff, and he did not once consider if anyone would be offended. He was being a major hyporcrite, and picking on me. So then he calls the office and tells them I am coming, and I ask "are you serious?" (You can never tell with him) He goes "yeah leave my class, and go tell them the joke you just told me." So I go, and they just laugh and asked who sent me, and when I told them they just said O and sent me to class. A waste of mine and their time. So then I find out that after I left, the class asked why he sent me out like that, and he said "o I was just kidding". Man he was weird.

[sleepygrlgreen]

For AP Bio this year, my teacher's name was Mary Seaman. I thought it was funny that her (a science teacher) last name was Seaman. Then again, I'm really immature. Anywho, weird lady. Looks like skeletor.

[thesecondplace]

I had a holy-rolling-jesus-hippie science instructor at a community college I used to go to. Like the man wasn't weird enough, he began fasting while running for a State House of Reps position for the Green Party. He was 6'3" and probably wasted away to about a buck ten. The whole time he just tried to teach class like everything was normal.

Believe it or not, that sort thing doesn't sit real well with people in rural Michigan. There were so many days that thought he was going to get his ass beat after class. He was constantly lecturing about his own personal opinions of organic farming vs. traditional farming to classes that were made up of at least 1/3 farmers' kids.

[Bishop]

In my first semester of college I was taking astronomy and my teacher made us watch videos all the time and he'd fall asleep during every one of them. Nice guy, but taught one thing, gave us a test on another or just made us watch videos.

[InochiSagashi]

I have this really ridiculous English teacher this year--if you mention poetry he starts gets really excited and stutters, but if you bring up a good point about anything he says "Yeah...." and then is silent for at least 2 minutes. It's the most awkward thing ever because you don't know what the hell he's thinking. The image you might think of for this guy might be nerdy or frail, but this guy A. looks like the average sports fan B. talks like a football coach all the time C. is an actual football coach, so I have no idea what to make of him.

and my Chem teacher is totally obsessed with the Mole (mol)..we have posters, dioramas, pillows, mole-biles and paintings all over the room. Plus, she made us celebrate Mole Day this year. October 23 from 6:02 am to 6:02 pm we had to make something to do with Moles and hand it in for a test grade the next day...anybody else celebrate MoleDay or has my teacher lost it?