what are you getting you bf/ gf for Christmas

[takemyhand]

or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa?

& if you don't have a boyfriend, or a girlfriend:

what would you get your boyfriend or girlfriend if you had one, for one of those such holidays?

I want to get my boyfriend something cute, like meaningful, you know?

But I'm not very imaginative?

btw, hi :)

[raychull]

probably a giftcard, or something pertaining to an inside joke. :shrug: that's what I do with all my friends anyways.

[theguilt engine]

i dont know. my girlfriend is too broke to buy me anything, haha, so it'll be something small.

probably just really good sex in an exotic place she gets to pick. no, just kiddin'.

[11:11]

I'd write her a song and play it for her on guitar, which would be nice, because I have perfect pitch and a good voice. No nails on a chalkboard.

[raychull]

I'd write her a song and play it for her on guitar, which would be nice, because I have perfect pitch and a good voice. No nails on a chalkboard.
that would be sweet, haha.

[bduke13]

Condoms

[Dan CiTi]

a good beating.

[more heart]

air hump

[4N6 science]

I'd make then a really nice dinner and give them whatever they wanted.

[Anthony Lutz]

If I had a girlfriend, I would probably get her an abortion.

[brandnew=love]

If I had a girlfriend, I'd take her to dinner and make her something... a painting or write/sing her a song... and then buy or something nice...

[wrmerman]

Get them a puppy. Then when you break up they will be stuck with the animal.

[argg_xo]

a pair of ed hardy underwear because they are the most insane article of clothing i have ever seen and everytime i would see my bf in them, i would crack up laughing because they are that ridiculous.

[bung]

a pearl necklace

[ReadyForAction]

a pearl necklace
The gift that keeps on giving

[wrmerman]

a pearl necklace

winner. lock thread please

[Heart-A-Tact]

Something more thoughtful than expensive, and snuggling.

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

A surprise shrouded in mystery.

[KISS MY SASS..]

shit for his audi

[MarsEatWorld]

If I had a girlfriend, I would probably get her an abortion.
bahahhaha.




I'd take him somewhere special

[aircourtneys]

My boyfriend is almost out of cologne so I got him some delicious smelling Armani Diamonds. It shall be grand.

[KISS MY SASS..]

My boyfriend is almost out of cologne so I got him some delicious smelling Armani Diamonds. It shall be grand.

ya that shit smells amazing!! Great gift!

[aircourtneys]

ya that shit smells amazing!! Great gift!

I know right! That stuff smells so freaking good, I love it!

[KISS MY SASS..]

I know right! That stuff smells so freaking good, I love it!

Its my favorite but my dick of a boyfriend refused to wear it..

[aircourtneys]

Its my favorite but my dick of a boyfriend refused to wear it..



WHATTTT! Tell him if he wants to be cool like Josh Hartnett to freakin wear it! Or buy a bottle and everytime he's not paying attention spray him....trust me it'll be good haha

[KISS MY SASS..]

WHATTTT! Tell him if he wants to be cool like Josh Hartnett to freakin wear it! Or buy a bottle and everytime he's not paying attention spray him....trust me it'll be good haha

HAHA that sounds like a damn good plan!! He wears sum shitty hollister cologne.. It so bothersome to me

[aircourtneys]

HAHA that sounds like a damn good plan!! He wears sum shitty hollister cologne.. It so bothersome to me


Haha that's what mine wears now! So I decided it was time for an upgrade!

[googirl8907]

Something more thoughtful than expensive, and snuggling.
Michael wins

[kwsqd]

lol @ hollister cologne.

A necklace and some other stuff.

[KISS MY SASS..]

Haha that's what mine wears now! So I decided it was time for an upgrade!

Ya but mine would be so pissed if i bought him that for christmas.. Hes sucha greedy bitch

[KISS MY SASS..]

lol @ hollister cologne.

A necklace and some other stuff.

Why dontcha dig the hollister cologne?! lol

[aircourtneys]

Ya but mine would be so pissed if i bought him that for christmas.. Hes sucha greedy bitch


haha sad...well he's missing out that's all he needs to know.

[KISS MY SASS..]

haha sad...well he's missing out that's all he needs to know.

in a major way..

[kwsqd]

Why dontcha dig the hollister cologne?! lol
Doesn't smell very good!

[MarsEatWorld]

Doesn't smell very good!
ugh I hate that smell...
My friend works at hollister so she has the perfume in her bag and sprays herself way too much.
she stopped spraying it around me though I can't stand it.

[kaycey]

fuck i hate this thread, i really didn't think about it but i would've bought her this really pretty light green pashmina scarf that she tried on 2 months back, she liked it allot but didn't buy it cause it was too expensive. i don't even know if i should call and wish her, i hope she calls me up before i drunk dial her.

[UntilItKillsYou]

face

[Posthardcore]

Shoes

[MarsEatWorld]

face
a new face? hahahahaha

[LoveHateHolly]

Head

[Accident]

http://www.pleasure-playhouse.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/2396_00_anal_lube_6oz.jpg


cherry scented. ;)

[B-Bones]

I'm gonna get my hand some gloves.

[KISS MY SASS..]

ugh I hate that smell...
My friend works at hollister so she has the perfume in her bag and sprays herself way too much.
she stopped spraying it around me though I can't stand it.

YA the perfume smells even worse..

[berskyjr]

Head
i hope my gf gets me this.

[xriotx]

I got him books on how to grow marijauna.

[nonamesleft]

A guy who I'm kinda seeing gave me an early Christmas present .. it was a pillow case that said "Hold this position while I go get the camera" and it was wrapped in paper and instead of bows, he used condoms.

[xerovision1]

a dietary supplement

[fadedmemories]

If I had a girlfriend I'll probably give her one of those cliche gifts like chocolates or stuffed bears.

[Demonic_101]

idk

[kwsqd]

If I had a girlfriend I'll probably give her one of those cliche gifts like chocolates or stuffed bears.
a bear stuffed with chocolate!

[fadedmemories]

a bear stuffed with chocolate!
Best gift ever

[remedyeli]

Fuck getting presents for other people.

I got myself this

http://www.asseenontvguys.com/Productimages/DIGITAL_COIN_COUNTING_MONEY_JAR.jpg

It counts and keeps track of all the coins you put in it. I know what you're thinking...

[.invisible ink.]

that you're a total nerd?

and yes, i'd like one too.

[Heart-A-Tact]

A guy who I'm kinda seeing gave me an early Christmas present .. it was a pillow case that said "Hold this position while I go get the camera" and it was wrapped in paper and instead of bows, he used condoms.

How sweet of him.

[googirl8907]

A guy who I'm kinda seeing gave me an early Christmas present .. it was a pillow case that said "Hold this position while I go get the camera" and it was wrapped in paper and instead of bows, he used condoms.
:hitself: Heather where do you find these guys?

[.invisible ink.]

A guy who I'm kinda seeing gave me an early Christmas present .. it was a pillow case that said "Hold this position while I go get the camera" and it was wrapped in paper and instead of bows, he used condoms.

wtf? i'm not sure i'm picturing this gift very well. He wrapped a pillow in paper tied with condoms? Uh, ok.

also, your avatar is entrancing.

[CTMarshall]

I'm getting my girlfriend a $500 ring. fuck.

[nonamesleft]

How sweet of him.

Hahahaha.
:hitself: Heather where do you find these guys?

It was the birthday hook up boy .. when we hooked up infront on camera's .. that's why he got it for me. But still...

wtf? i'm not sure i'm picturing this gift very well. He wrapped a pillow in paper tied with condoms? Uh, ok.

also, your avatar is entrancing.

A pillow case, wrapped in xmas gift wrap, and then condoms everywhere

[googirl8907]

Hahahaha.


It was the birthday hook up boy .. when we hooked up infront on camera's .. that's why he got it for me. But still...



A pillow case, wrapped in xmas gift wrap, and then condoms everywhere
haha Classy.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Hahahaha.


It was the birthday hook up boy .. when we hooked up infront on camera's .. that's why he got it for me. But still...



A pillow case, wrapped in xmas gift wrap, and then condoms everywhere

You don't think it's sweet of him? Ungrateful.

[alltimehoe93]

I'd write her a song and play it for her on guitar, which would be nice, because I have perfect pitch and a good voice. No nails on a chalkboard.

If I had a girlfriend, I'd take her to dinner and make her something... a painting or write/sing her a song... and then buy or something nice...
Awww, good answers.

[nonamesleft]

haha Classy.

Haha, shush.

You don't think it's sweet of him? Ungrateful.
No no, I do. It was the best gift ever.

[bduke13]

Awww, good answers.

Are you the girl who got really upset when she found out that Andrew McMahon smokes weed? If so, I hope your boyfriend buys you a nice glass bong for Christmas.

[alltimehoe93]

Are you the girl who got really upset when she found out that Andrew McMahon smokes weed? If so, I hope your boyfriend buys you a nice glass bong for Christmas.
I am and I had a loser moment at that time.
I'm good thanks...

[Heart-A-Tact]

Haha, shush.


No no, I do. It was the best gift ever.

Ha, good.

[nonamesleft]

Ha, good.

And I put it in the wash and my mom was like "...What's this?" Haha, it was funny.

[Heart-A-Tact]

And I put it in the wash and my mom was like "...What's this?" Haha, it was funny.

You should've told her not to ask questions she might not want answers to.

[takemyhand]

hey, so I have like no money haha.
And I told my boyfriend that I was going to make him something for Christmas,
any ideas?

hahaha.

or any cheap but cute ideas, ya know?

yaaa thanks oodles.

[.invisible ink.]

herpes.

[takemyhand]

herpes.

I mean, something he doesn't have already doii.

haha kidding !!


But, really I'm like the lamest person ever, like you'd never want me to get you a gift because it would be retarded.

xP

haha.

I'll probably think of something the day before and it will be like, dumb.

you know ?

[thespearkid]

Some Twilight collector's edition thing.

[MarsEatWorld]

Some Twilight collector's edition thing.
EWWWWWWWWWW

[kemichels]

I'm getting my girlfriend a $500 ring. fuck.


Dude...you're 19. When I was 19, I bought my girlfriend a 250 dollar ring (we had been dating since i was 16.) We broke up after about 5 years of seeing each other. Take that 500 dollars and buy a fuckload of porn or a ps3/360. It'll be more worth your time and money 5 years down the line.

Never buying a girl expensive/diamond jewelry again, unless it's incredibly unique and I'm damn sure I'm going to be with this girl for the long run. I hate fuckers who are like "Oh I bought my girlfriend a 500 dollar diamond bracelet for Christmas" and then look at you like you're crazy when you tell them you got your own gf something sentinmental and cutesey that costed 30 bucks to put together.

You have absolutely no creativity or emotional charm when you go..."hmmm...might as well get this expensive shiny thing for her." More $/karats = More blowjorbs. Now if you can formulate some sentimental idea, or something that makes that shiny thing one of the most unique and fitting gifts for that ONE special girl, then by all means ...go for it. But otherwise, fuck that. Make her a card, draw her a picture of inside jokes that only you two have, take her somewhere that's special to her interests or your collective interests, and afterwards, you'll probably be having anal in no time.


edit: I'm in a bad mood, if you can't tell.

[nonamesleft]

You should've told her not to ask questions she might not want answers to.

Haha, whatever. She met the guy and she was like "Wow, I didn't know he had it in him."

[Anthony Lutz]

bahahhaha.




I'd take him somewhere special

The abortion clinic is a very special place in my opinion.

[kemichels]

I think I'm just going to do something incredibly lame. My girlfriend recently has had an obsession with giraffes. So I think I'm going to buy everything giraffe related, and put them all on some kind of posterboard. I'll probably photoshop my face onto a couple giraffes, give her a stuffed giraffe, paint her a really horrible picture of a giraffe ( i cant paint). I'm then going to write her a poem/mini-song confessing my love to her from the perspective of a giraffe. I might make her a youtube channel that showcases many cute giraffes, or compile news stories, such as the one about the world's smallest giraffe. I'll then find whatever Giraffe related actual songs have been made in the past, and I'll put them all on a giraffe mixtape.

I think after all that...I'll probably whip out my dick, which I'll paint yellow and have little brown spots on it, and it'll have lil cute giraffe ears attached to the head, and I'll be like...you can even ride a giraffe, if you want. We will procede to have hot, wild animalriffic sex in which we rub necks for kissing and make whatever the fuck noises that giraffes make.

[quarterhorse101]

i was gonna pay for some of the work he was going to get done on his sleeve.. buuut since things didn't pan out

lol on the abortion post

I don't really have anything to suggest generally, something personal maybe like take him on a date, or a concert later on in the year, mix cd?

[thespearkid]

EWWWWWWWWWW
Tell me about it. The things I'll do for love.

[xrawrritsalex]

I think I'm just going to do something incredibly lame. My girlfriend recently has had an obsession with giraffes. So I think I'm going to buy everything giraffe related, and put them all on some kind of posterboard. I'll probably photoshop my face onto a couple giraffes, give her a stuffed giraffe, paint her a really horrible picture of a giraffe ( i cant paint). I'm then going to write her a poem/mini-song confessing my love to her from the perspective of a giraffe. I might make her a youtube channel that showcases many cute giraffes, or compile news stories, such as the one about the world's smallest giraffe. I'll then find whatever Giraffe related actual songs have been made in the past, and I'll put them all on a giraffe mixtape.

I think after all that...I'll probably whip out my dick, which I'll paint yellow and have little brown spots on it, and it'll have lil cute giraffe ears attached to the head, and I'll be like...you can even ride a giraffe, if you want. We will procede to have hot, wild animalriffic sex in which we rub necks for kissing and make whatever the fuck noises that giraffes make.

LOL

[fadedmemories]

I think I'm just going to do something incredibly lame. My girlfriend recently has had an obsession with giraffes. So I think I'm going to buy everything giraffe related, and put them all on some kind of posterboard. I'll probably photoshop my face onto a couple giraffes, give her a stuffed giraffe, paint her a really horrible picture of a giraffe ( i cant paint). I'm then going to write her a poem/mini-song confessing my love to her from the perspective of a giraffe. I might make her a youtube channel that showcases many cute giraffes, or compile news stories, such as the one about the world's smallest giraffe. I'll then find whatever Giraffe related actual songs have been made in the past, and I'll put them all on a giraffe mixtape.

I think after all that...I'll probably whip out my dick, which I'll paint yellow and have little brown spots on it, and it'll have lil cute giraffe ears attached to the head, and I'll be like...you can even ride a giraffe, if you want. We will procede to have hot, wild animalriffic sex in which we rub necks for kissing and make whatever the fuck noises that giraffes make.
You're posts about you and your girlfriend never cease to amuse me

[Heart-A-Tact]

Haha, whatever. She met the guy and she was like "Wow, I didn't know he had it in him."

Ha, that's good, I suppose. Well, I hope you enjoy your pillow case for many years to come.

[BJW7191]

i bought her:

dress from express

two shirt things from gadzooks

$200 camera

$30 memory card

the third book in the twilight series

[kemichels]

i bought her:

dress from express

two shirt things from gadzooks

$200 camera

$30 memory card

the third book in the twilight series

why would you buy a $30 memory card when you can get them for like..15 online :/

[BJW7191]

why would you buy a $30 memory card when you can get them for like..15 online :/


eh, i dont do online shopping anymore... shit happened where aparently i clicked the order thing too many times and i bought more than i needed and they wouldnt give me my moneyback

[nkalldayyy]

okay.. i need help.

what can i get my boyfriend? (username - HainzeyX)

i'm really creative, so for his birthday in october i made him a queen size quilt and a bunch of other stuff and bought him a guitar. i bought him an xbox, made him a new cd rack, i can't afford a computer, or an amp.

help?

[Heart-A-Tact]

i bought her:

dress from express

two shirt things from gadzooks

$200 camera

$30 memory card

the third book in the twilight series

Dress from Express? Expensive?

[BJW7191]

Dress from Express? Expensive?


65ish

basically she got $350 from me

[nkalldayyy]

i bought her:

dress from express

two shirt things from gadzooks

$200 camera

$30 memory card

the third book in the twilight series
you should make her something.

she'll appreciate it : )

[BJW7191]

you should make her something.

she'll appreciate it : )


already did

i printed out all of our facebook pics and such stuck them on those little toothpick things that hold cards or stuff. and im getting her a thing of roses... plus theres some sentimental 2 page long letter with all the mushy lovey dovey stuff


but i like where your head was at... were on the same page

[nkalldayyy]

already did

i printed out all of our facebook pics and such stuck them on those little toothpick things that hold cards or stuff. and im getting her a thing of roses... plus theres some sentimental 2 page long letter with all the mushy lovey dovey stuff


but i like where your head was at... were on the same page
awww that's awesome! good for you! that sounds really cute, and all your gifts sound really tasteful so i'm sure she'll be happy with what you picked out.

what do guys want for christmas? lol

[BJW7191]

awww that's awesome! good for you! that sounds really cute, and all your gifts sound really tasteful so i'm sure she'll be happy with what you picked out.

what do guys want for christmas? lol


well... i didnt ask for it, but she knows my love for snow patrol and as tall as lions so she bought me a snow patrol cd (i caught her snooping around in best buy when we picked out her camera) and she ordered me an as tall as lions shirt
http://new.merchnow.com/images/450/161x160-c.jpeg

mainly all i really want was like a best buy gift card so i can just blow it on shit... i wanted a tv, but she got fired from her job so i told her little gifts only bc shes tight on money

[nkalldayyy]

well... i didnt ask for it, but she knows my love for snow patrol and as tall as lions so she bought me a snow patrol cd (i caught her snooping around in best buy when we picked out her camera) and she ordered me an as tall as lions shirt
http://new.merchnow.com/images/450/161x160-c.jpeg

mainly all i really want was like a best buy gift card so i can just blow it on shit... i wanted a tv, but she got fired from her job so i told her little gifts only bc shes tight on money
awww, thats the sweetest. i'm sure you saying that was a great gift alone : )

this year is so rough. especially being so close to his birthday. i dropped out of a university to go to art school (so my parents are NOT gonna give me money lol) and quit my job at johnny rockets bc they tried to make me work the night shift (when we see each other). so i'm pretty broke right now. that's actually and AMAZING idea... i'm about to just tell my dad to take money out of my gift so i can get him a nice tv for his room. i don't really need anything anyway, my dad just buys my stuff that i dont need. like ANOTHER ipod dockl. this will be my 3rd christmas that i get an ipod dock. lol

seriously though, thanks!


...i hope he doesnt come in this thread. :-(
hahahaa, that would suck.

[BJW7191]

awww, thats the sweetest. i'm sure you saying that was a great gift alone : )

this year is so rough. especially being so close to his birthday. i dropped out of a university to go to art school (so my parents are NOT gonna give me money lol) and quit my job at johnny rockets bc they tried to make me work the night shift (when we see each other). so i'm pretty broke right now. that's actually and AMAZING idea... i'm about to just tell my dad to take money out of my gift so i can get him a nice tv for his room. i don't really need anything anyway, my dad just buys my stuff that i dont need. like ANOTHER ipod dockl. this will be my 3rd christmas that i get an ipod dock. lol

seriously though, thanks!


...i hope he doesnt come in this thread. :-(
hahahaa, that would suck.


seriously... guys want something cool... doesnt need to be expensive, just something we will use and find interesting

[nkalldayyy]

seriously... guys want something cool... doesnt need to be expensive, just something we will use and find interesting
yeah, i kind of figured that out like 2 anniversaries, 2 birthdays, an easter and a christmas ago. lol... i'm all out of ideas! i've been trying sooo hard to think of something that's affordable and functoinal for him. i was gonna get him an ipod but i got him an ipod on our 6 months, it got stolen. i would get him another but thats kind of un inventive anyway. he doesnt really play a lot of different games on xbox. and i dont know.. i'm all out : (

he needs a new tv, he probably would nevvvvvveeeerrr see it coming anyway because he knows that i'm always broke. surprise! yayyyy : )

[Louise Heng]

i bought my boyfriend a catskiing trip for christmas which is happening next week. it's kind of like a present for myself too though because i get to go as well. i also got him some wax for his board and some ladders for his bindings.

for christmas he gave me $550 to pay off the rest of my seasons pass (for snowboarding). it was really cute going though my purse to find lipbalm and finding an envelope filled with cash haha. he keeps hinting he has something else for me to give me on the actual day but i really hope he didnt spend any more on me.

[nkalldayyy]

i bought my boyfriend a catskiing trip for christmas which is happening next week. it's kind of like a present for myself too though because i get to go as well. i also got him some wax for his board and some ladders for his bindings.

for christmas he gave me $550 to pay off the rest of my seasons pass (for snowboarding). it was really cute going though my purse to find lipbalm and finding an envelope filled with cash haha. he keeps hinting he has something else for me to give me on the actual day but i really hope he didnt spend any more on me.
hahah aww, that purse idea was cute : ) lol

[MarsEatWorld]

The abortion clinic is a very special place in my opinion.
i need to get pregnant before i go to the abortion clinic.

[MarsEatWorld]

well... i didnt ask for it, but she knows my love for snow patrol and as tall as lions so she bought me a snow patrol cd (i caught her snooping around in best buy when we picked out her camera) and she ordered me an as tall as lions shirt
http://new.merchnow.com/images/450/161x160-c.jpeg

mainly all i really want was like a best buy gift card so i can just blow it on shit... i wanted a tv, but she got fired from her job so i told her little gifts only bc shes tight on money
i has that shirt :D

[MarsEatWorld]

Tell me about it. The things I'll do for love.
thats soo disgusting.
i would never buy someone twilight shit. EVER

[nonamesleft]

Ha, that's good, I suppose. Well, I hope you enjoy your pillow case for many years to come.

It's really comfy too. Nice ad big. I love it. And everytime I rollover in my sleep or wake up, I always chuckle at how stupid/rude it is.

[AP_Punk]

fruitcake

/thread

[Demonic_101]

well so far i got him just a BIG box of chocolates lol he likes chocolate alot!

[bummm]

I got my girlfriend a backpack she wanted from American Apparel. Shes probably getting me a jacket. I'd like to get her something else but I have no ideas.

[WakeUpBlondie]

SoCo's North
A Scarf

Any ideas on something less lame?

[raychull]

SoCo's North
A Scarf

Any ideas on something less lame?

something really random.
:shrug:

I'm getting my friend Jacob a box of honey bunches of oats.

[takemyhand]

ugh. you guys are no help.

if you are a guy what do you want for Christmas, from your girlfriend?


I made this thread, at least help me a little, geeze.

D:

[Anthony Lutz]

ugh. you guys are no help.

if you are a guy what do you want for Christmas, from your girlfriend?


I made this thread, at least help me a little, geeze.

D:

A pinball machine!

Seriously, that would be so badass!

[takemyhand]

A pinball machine!

Seriously, that would be so badass!

I only have like $20 haha

[AP_Punk]

vinyl records

[Anthony Lutz]

I only have like $20 haha

Yeah, I wasn't actually expecting that one to go through... Can't say I didn't try though! :shrug:

[danielineffigy]

I got her like eight varieties of this Victoria's Secret scent she loves. Pure Seduction I'm pretty sure. Perfume, body spray, hand lotion, etc. They're like eight for $35. That and this stuffed panda and from Hastings she's been wanting for a while, along with a giant Donnie Darko poster.

She got me It's Always Sunny Season 3 on DVD and My Chemical Romance's 'Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge' on vinyl. We also make each other stockings with like candy and stuff, although I'm throwing in a Hot Fuzz DVD this year. $9 DVDs at Wal-Mart ftw.

[MarsEatWorld]

I got her like eight varieties of this Victoria's Secret scent she loves. Pure Seduction I'm pretty sure. Perfume, body spray, hand lotion, etc. They're like eight for $35. That and this stuffed panda and from Hastings she's been wanting for a while, along with a giant Donnie Darko poster.

She got me It's Always Sunny Season 3 on DVD and My Chemical Romance's 'Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge' on vinyl. We also make each other stockings with like candy and stuff, although I'm throwing in a Hot Fuzz DVD this year. $9 DVDs at Wal-Mart ftw.
I LOVE ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA
and THE OFFICE

haha that is awesome.

[takemyhand]

vinyl records

ughhh he told me he has like hundreds of those, he probably has all the ones he wants.

I think I'm buying him Between the Buried And Me DVD or whatever he said he wanted,
but I still have to make him something haha

I'm so lame errr

[kemichels]

I LOVE ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA
and THE OFFICE

haha that is awesome.



I drunk posted hardcore in the scene.wtf thread. Thought you'd like to know since apparently I scatter my drunk posting all over this site , lol.

[kwsqd]

I drunk posted hardcore in the scene.wtf thread. Thought you'd like to know since apparently I scatter my drunk posting all over this site , lol.
sometimes I confuse your drunk postings for the new testament

[MarsEatWorld]

I drunk posted hardcore in the scene.wtf thread. Thought you'd like to know since apparently I scatter my drunk posting all over this site , lol.
yay
did you mention me and philly again? lol

[4N6 science]

I drunk posted hardcore in the scene.wtf thread. Thought you'd like to know since apparently I scatter my drunk posting all over this site , lol.

I enjoy stumbling over your drunk postings.

[kemichels]

last night was pretty much the most fun I've ever had out. If you can decipher anything from my drunk posting, I literally got a box of 80 bags of mini-chips that I proceded to throw at everyone on the street on my way home in an epic snow storm. I then proceeded to skip the 2 mile-ish walk back with my friends, twirling in the street like I was in mad love with teh box, singing I GOT CHIPS I GOT CHIPS YOU WANT CHIPS? I GOT CHIPSS...something a long those lines. Then we proceeded to sign DAYMAN from It's always sunny in philly.

It was glorious

[ohheroine]

SoCo's North
A Scarf

Any ideas on something less lame?

if she has a brain, she will appreciate North.

[DaveZeroZero]

Step 1: Find myself a girlfriend
Step 2: Don't buy her anything for Christmas
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit

[Renee]

Fuck getting presents for other people.

I got myself this

http://www.asseenontvguys.com/Productimages/DIGITAL_COIN_COUNTING_MONEY_JAR.jpg

It counts and keeps track of all the coins you put in it. I know what you're thinking...

that you're a total nerd?

and yes, i'd like one too.
Have it; love it.

[chasingsafety]

id love to give my gf something but there is this problem, i dont have one :(

[chrisstahl]

If I had a girlfriend. It would most likely depend on the girl and what she was into, etc. But possibly, tickets to a concert we both would love but somewhere different, maybe like a touristy type destination, so we could experience a different place and explore a day or so before the concert. I live in NYC so all the shows come here for the most part, and it is a tourist destination, but maybe like LA, or somewhere in Florida, you get the idea. I'm assuming I would be dating a girl that loved music as much as I do.

I always liked every year when my Uncle would give his wife (my aunt) a book on foreign country, and then on the inside of the cover were the tickets/hotel confirmation etc etc.

I would cook an awesome dinner, get some nice wine.

A cruise for two, hell yes.

I'm not sure, I'm not a HUGE fan of item things, of course it depends on what it is though. I think the best gifts for couples are the ones you experience together, like a trip, dinner, an event, orgasms, you know, things of that sort.

"I hope you like this norelco beard trimmer". - Idiot Boyfriend.

I took an ex-girlfriend (girlfriend at the time) to martha's vineyard for a weekend, took my car over on this boat so we could drive around and explore. Stayed at a bed n breakfast. We just ate lots of lobster and relaxed. She loves knitting and the bed and breakfast we stayed at was hosting this knitting thing so thats why I booked that particular one and I slept in one morning while she got to go knit with all the other girls and gossip or whatever girls do. Stitch n bitch??

That's all I got at the moment.

[takemyhand]

well no thanks to any of you people;
I made my boyfriend a real cute gift.
Like really super cute but I can't post it in a thread because he's a member & he might see it ;)

But it's so cute.

haha, I is so smart, gosh.

[PadraicPrincess]

I have nooo idea what to get him. He is the type of person who has everything already. Oie.

[DaveZeroZero]

I have nooo idea what to get him. He is the type of person who has everything already. Oie.
Give him anal.

[.invisible ink.]

If I had a girlfriend. It would most likely depend on the girl and what she was into, etc. But possibly, tickets to a concert we both would love but somewhere different, maybe like a touristy type destination, so we could experience a different place and explore a day or so before the concert. I live in NYC so all the shows come here for the most part, and it is a tourist destination, but maybe like LA, or somewhere in Florida, you get the idea. I'm assuming I would be dating a girl that loved music as much as I do.

I always liked every year when my Uncle would give his wife (my aunt) a book on foreign country, and then on the inside of the cover were the tickets/hotel confirmation etc etc.

I would cook an awesome dinner, get some nice wine.

A cruise for two, hell yes.

I'm not sure, I'm not a HUGE fan of item things, of course it depends on what it is though. I think the best gifts for couples are the ones you experience together, like a trip, dinner, an event, orgasms, you know, things of that sort.

"I hope you like this norelco beard trimmer". - Idiot Boyfriend.

I took an ex-girlfriend (girlfriend at the time) to martha's vineyard for a weekend, took my car over on this boat so we could drive around and explore. Stayed at a bed n breakfast. We just ate lots of lobster and relaxed. She loves knitting and the bed and breakfast we stayed at was hosting this knitting thing so thats why I booked that particular one and I slept in one morning while she got to go knit with all the other girls and gossip or whatever girls do. Stitch n bitch??

That's all I got at the moment.

you sound like an amazing boyfriend (based on the thoughtfulness of your gifts), and your Uncle's gift to your Aunt is really cool, she must be stoked every time the holidays come around.

[MarsEatWorld]

If I had a girlfriend. It would most likely depend on the girl and what she was into, etc. But possibly, tickets to a concert we both would love but somewhere different, maybe like a touristy type destination, so we could experience a different place and explore a day or so before the concert. I live in NYC so all the shows come here for the most part, and it is a tourist destination, but maybe like LA, or somewhere in Florida, you get the idea. I'm assuming I would be dating a girl that loved music as much as I do.

I always liked every year when my Uncle would give his wife (my aunt) a book on foreign country, and then on the inside of the cover were the tickets/hotel confirmation etc etc.

I would cook an awesome dinner, get some nice wine.

A cruise for two, hell yes.

I'm not sure, I'm not a HUGE fan of item things, of course it depends on what it is though. I think the best gifts for couples are the ones you experience together, like a trip, dinner, an event, orgasms, you know, things of that sort.

"I hope you like this norelco beard trimmer". - Idiot Boyfriend.

I took an ex-girlfriend (girlfriend at the time) to martha's vineyard for a weekend, took my car over on this boat so we could drive around and explore. Stayed at a bed n breakfast. We just ate lots of lobster and relaxed. She loves knitting and the bed and breakfast we stayed at was hosting this knitting thing so thats why I booked that particular one and I slept in one morning while she got to go knit with all the other girls and gossip or whatever girls do. Stitch n bitch??

That's all I got at the moment.
please teach every boy to be like you.

[Richard Maxim]

a picture frame of me, possibly some anal if she plays her cards right and gets me a ps3. =D

[kemichels]

cmon guys, my giraffe thing was charming...you can't deny.

[MarsEatWorld]

cmon guys, my giraffe thing was charming...you can't deny.
giraffe thing?

[kemichels]

I think I'm just going to do something incredibly lame. My girlfriend recently has had an obsession with giraffes. So I think I'm going to buy everything giraffe related, and put them all on some kind of posterboard. I'll probably photoshop my face onto a couple giraffes, give her a stuffed giraffe, paint her a really horrible picture of a giraffe ( i cant paint). I'm then going to write her a poem/mini-song confessing my love to her from the perspective of a giraffe. I might make her a youtube channel that showcases many cute giraffes, or compile news stories, such as the one about the world's smallest giraffe. I'll then find whatever Giraffe related actual songs have been made in the past, and I'll put them all on a giraffe mixtape.

I think after all that...I'll probably whip out my dick, which I'll paint yellow and have little brown spots on it, and it'll have lil cute giraffe ears attached to the head, and I'll be like...you can even ride a giraffe, if you want. We will procede to have hot, wild animalriffic sex in which we rub necks for kissing and make whatever the fuck noises that giraffes make.

QFHPinmypantsz

[tommy's ghost]

A.
Condoms
B.
a good beating.
C.
air hump
D.
If I had a girlfriend, I would probably get her an abortion.
E.
All of the above.

[MarsEatWorld]

QFHPinmypantsz
hahahaaa
i love it.
but I'd want penguins instead of giraffes.

[tommy's ghost]

hahahaaa
i love it.
but I'd want penguins instead of giraffes.

A... penguin dick??? O_o

[MarsEatWorld]

A... penguin dick??? O_o
Haha.
I guess :shrug:

no need to paint the cock.. just the whole penguin mixtape, news clips,painting etc.

we can just have wild animal sex.

[tommy's ghost]

Haha.
I guess :shrug:

no need to paint the cock.. just the whole penguin mixtape, news clips,painting etc.

we can just have wild animal sex.

Lol, something so wholesome followed by wild animal sex... Christmas is the best time of the year indeed haha.

The image of a penguin-esque cock has been burned onto my mind forever, however. O_O

[MarsEatWorld]

Lol, something so wholesome followed by wild animal sex... Christmas is the best time of the year indeed haha.

The image of a penguin-esque cock has been burned onto my mind forever, however. O_O
Hahahah.
Have you ever seen dragon cock?

[tommy's ghost]

Hahahah.
Have you ever seen dragon cock?

What makes you think I spend my time looking up animal-themed dicks!? Haha.

No, I have not seen dragon cock XD.

[MarsEatWorld]

What makes you think I spend my time looking up animal-themed dicks!? Haha.

No, I have not seen dragon cock XD.
haha.
some guy like
tattooed/pierced his cock so its like a dragon
its pretty intense....ill find a pic. hahaha
its more art than nudez lol

[tommy's ghost]

haha.
some guy like
tattooed/pierced his cock so its like a dragon
its pretty intense....ill find a pic. hahaha
its more art than nudez lol

Tatooed/pierced!? OUCH! That guy must have nerves of steel...

[MarsEatWorld]

Tatooed/pierced!? OUCH! That guy must have nerves of steel...
I know right.
his fucking balls were tattooed.

[MADSTA]

I'd write her a song and play it for her on guitar, which would be nice, because I have perfect pitch and a good voice. No nails on a chalkboard.
If a guy ever did that for me, I would be putty in his hands. It's my one true weakness.

[tommy's ghost]

I know right.
his fucking balls were tattooed.

He must get a few glances when he uses public rest-rooms XD.

[MarsEatWorld]

He must get a few glances when he uses public rest-rooms XD.
hhahahahahahhahahahaha
did you see it?

[tommy's ghost]

hhahahahahahhahahahaha
did you see it?

To be honest, I'm a bit scared my parents will see it on my search history and think I'm going through... a phase lol.

[MarsEatWorld]

To be honest, I'm a bit scared my parents will see it on my search history and think I'm going through... a phase lol.
the link doesn't have uhhhh COCK on it.
hahahahaha

[tommy's ghost]

the link doesn't have uhhhh COCK on it.
hahahahaha

Haha, I meant like Google. You posted a link?

[MarsEatWorld]

Haha, I meant like Google. You posted a link?
i PMed it to ya

[Anthony Lutz]

A.

B.

C.

D.

E.
All of the above.

Everyone knows that is the right one.

[tommy's ghost]

i PMed it to ya

Ah, ok. Let's see...

LOL that's... unique.

[MarsEatWorld]

Ah, ok. Let's see...

LOL that's... unique.
hahahaha
yeah....
must've hurt like crazy
hurts me to see it. ahhaah

[chrisstahl]

please teach every boy to be like you.

i try. is that an elizabethtown icon?? i love that movie and everyone else hates it.

[MarsEatWorld]

i try. is that an elizabethtown icon?? i love that movie and everyone else hates it.
yess it is.
okay. time to teach the boys.

[chrisstahl]

yess it is.
okay. time to teach the boys.

haha don't really know how to teach. i'm from kentucky. i literally bumped into orlando when they were filming. maybe i am biased since i am from kentucky, but i think it is a lovely movie/story. i love chic flicks though.

[MarsEatWorld]

haha don't really know how to teach. i'm from kentucky. i literally bumped into orlando when they were filming. maybe i am biased since i am from kentucky, but i think it is a lovely movie/story. i love chic flicks though.
Hahaha.
I love it.
But I HATE the notebook..hate.

[josepablo32]

i just got her Radiohead's OK Computer, I know it's lame, but i'll spend Christmas with her and we'll hear it together. Last week we celebrated our first anniversary so i spent my money there because I gave her a small box that contained memories from all the year we've been together, things that happened between us and stuff like that, I drove her around most of the places we've been around here, and in that box I included Pablo Honey so this CD would be like a second part of that present

[chrisstahl]

i just got her Radiohead's OK Computer, I know it's lame, but i'll spend Christmas with her and we'll hear it together. Last week we celebrated our first anniversary so i spent my money there because I gave her a small box that contained memories from all the year we've been together, things that happened between us and stuff like that, I drove her around most of the places we've been around here, and in that box I included Pablo Honey so this CD would be like a second part of that present

pablo honey is probably in my top 10-15 records list.

[kaycey]

a gun, and if its meant to be she'll give me bullets.

[BJW7191]

i just got her Radiohead's OK Computer, I know it's lame, but i'll spend Christmas with her and we'll hear it together. Last week we celebrated our first anniversary so i spent my money there because I gave her a small box that contained memories from all the year we've been together, things that happened between us and stuff like that, I drove her around most of the places we've been around here, and in that box I included Pablo Honey so this CD would be like a second part of that present


i just recently bought kid A, ok computer, and the bends all in the same day. i wanted to buy in rainbows and pablo honey but i thought that it woulda been too much money

but those are coming soon

[DaveZeroZero]

A... penguin dick??? O_o
Paint a tuxedo on it.

[CTMarshall]

Dude...you're 19. When I was 19, I bought my girlfriend a 250 dollar ring (we had been dating since i was 16.) We broke up after about 5 years of seeing each other. Take that 500 dollars and buy a fuckload of porn or a ps3/360. It'll be more worth your time and money 5 years down the line.

Never buying a girl expensive/diamond jewelry again, unless it's incredibly unique and I'm damn sure I'm going to be with this girl for the long run. I hate fuckers who are like "Oh I bought my girlfriend a 500 dollar diamond bracelet for Christmas" and then look at you like you're crazy when you tell them you got your own gf something sentinmental and cutesey that costed 30 bucks to put together.

You have absolutely no creativity or emotional charm when you go..."hmmm...might as well get this expensive shiny thing for her." More $/karats = More blowjorbs. Now if you can formulate some sentimental idea, or something that makes that shiny thing one of the most unique and fitting gifts for that ONE special girl, then by all means ...go for it. But otherwise, fuck that. Make her a card, draw her a picture of inside jokes that only you two have, take her somewhere that's special to her interests or your collective interests, and afterwards, you'll probably be having anal in no time.


edit: I'm in a bad mood, if you can't tell.

I've been with her for a little over 2 years...I think it will be ok. also, I'll just steal the ring back if things go sour...

[Fallinto_rhythm]

last year my ex boyfriend made me a condom wreath. It was really good actualy.

[.invisible ink.]

last year my ex boyfriend made me a condom wreath. It was really good actualy.

classy and thoughtful!

[Fallinto_rhythm]

classy and thoughtful!

haha, it was a gag gift. He really got me Tiffany's earrings with the matching braclet.

[kemichels]

i just accidently bought my gf a vibratin rubber duck, lulz

http://www.amazon.com/Big-Teaze-Travel-Rubber-Massager/dp/B000GBMGJG/ref=sr_1_49?tag=slickdeals&ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1229406510&sr=1-49

[kemichels]

i figured out its a vibrator after the fact

[kemichels]

I've been with her for a little over 2 years...I think it will be ok. also, I'll just steal the ring back if things go sour...

haha thats da spirit

[takemyhand]

I got my bf a turtle today for an early christmas present (:

[Gumbyjag]

i got my girlfriend what she asked for, two bottles of hair dye. i'm getting her something else, but i'm not sure what to yet.

I got my bf a turtle today for an early christmas present (:

aww that's cute. good move.

[kaycey]

a bong.

[WakeUpBlondie]

Bleed American She likes a couple of JEW songs, and I think this could be the album to completely alter her shitty music tastes
Pop rocks and whipped cream (for obvious purposes)
Some Girl book

[WakeUpBlondie]

a bong.

I got my brother some hookah stuff

[4N6 science]

i just accidently bought my gf a vibratin rubber duck, lulz

http://www.amazon.com/Big-Teaze-Travel-Rubber-Massager/dp/B000GBMGJG/ref=sr_1_49?tag=slickdeals&ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1229406510&sr=1-49

HAHA nice... I'm sure the ducky will be used a lot ;-)

[lovely864md]

Twilight (as a joke, he said he wants to know what all the fuss is about) and a PostSecret book...I'm going to make a secret and put it in the book for him.

[DaveZeroZero]

Twilight (as a joke, he said he wants to know what all the fuss is about) and a PostSecret book...I'm going to make a secret and put it in the book for him.
You have a new boyfriend, Mary?

Do tell.

[lovely864md]

You have a new boyfriend, Mary?

Do tell.

Haha...it's majorly complicated right now and I'm getting really sick of not knowing what's going on. But, he's a really great guy.

[DaveZeroZero]

Haha...it's majorly complicated right now and I'm getting really sick of not knowing what's going on. But, he's a really great guy.
Yeah, I'm sure he is haha.

Anyway, I hope it works out =]

[4N6 science]

i have a new lady friend any ideas for gifts?

[kemichels]

i have a new lady friend any ideas for gifts?


anal.

you knew it was coming :).

[.invisible ink.]

i have a new lady friend any ideas for gifts?

nothing. seriously. don't get her shit until you've been with her a while, it's not good form unless you enjoy being single.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress. com/2008/02/nbc_the_more_you_know.jpg

[Neo Cassady]

Tickets to RENT, Sleeping Beauty on DVD, and a Tiffany necklace.

[4N6 science]

anal.

you knew it was coming :).

I will definitely try that.

[4N6 science]

nothing. seriously. don't get her shit until you've been with her a while, it's not good form unless you enjoy being single.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress. com/2008/02/nbc_the_more_you_know.jpg

ok ok i got the message.

[kaycey]

"ask not what we will give our gf's/bf's but rather, what our gf's/bf's will give us"

[mynameisX]

I got my bf an audio book because he's dyslexic but he loves listening to stories.

[DaveZeroZero]

I got my bf an audio book because he's dyslexic but he loves listening to stories.
*lysdexic ;-)

[fadedmemories]

*lysdexic ;-)
:-d

[SomedayTheFire]

An ipod with a spoken word "card" inside.

[xcandynecklacex]

i'm making my boyfriend a super warm tie fleece blankie. its got a Packer pattern on one side (he's a huge fan) and yellow tye dye pattern on the other side.