I Swear

[Love As Arson]

I swear to god, Jesus, Jehovah, Allah, Yahweh, and Buddah, that I will never, ever drink again.

[BetsyXcore]

but Zeus will let you slip by.

[Samuel]

what happened?

someone close to you die from driving drunk and it finally hit u in the head that its not a good idea?

[IAmCountryMusic]

youre stupid for drinking in the first place

[Samuel]

youre stupid for drinking in the first place

ppl who drink arent stupid, they just make..bad decesions..when drunk

[Jra1]

youre stupid for drinking in the first place

alcohol's been helping ugly guys get laid for hundreds of year tho... can't fault that

[IAmCountryMusic]

ppl who drink arent stupid, they just make..bad decesions..when drunk
i didnt mean all people who drink, i just meant dom because he is stupid.

[Love As Arson]

what happened?

someone close to you die from driving drunk and it finally hit u in the head that its not a good idea?
Nothing happened really. Ha. Just the end result of drinking with friends.

P.S. The alcohol taste on your mouth when you wake up sucks.

[Alex Djaferis]

haha. whenever i went out drinking with friend, id always down a big glass of cold water before going to bed. that cures just about everything for the next morning.

[Love As Arson]

i didnt mean all people who drink, i just meant dom because he is stupid.
Dj, your opinion on intelligence would be valid if you had any of your own, however, you're mentally retarded, therfore, it is not.

[Kif]

I don't drink anyway. I don't see a point in spending so much on drinks to end up walking around like you're stoned and wake up with no recollection of what happened with the taste of vomit in your mouth

[Love As Arson]

I don't drink anyway. I don't see a point in spending so much on drinks to end up walking around like you're stoned and wake up with no recollection of what happened with the taste of vomit in your mouth
Don't believe the movies, friend.

[IAmCountryMusic]

Dj, your opinion on intelligence would be valid if you had any of your own, however, you're mentally retarded, therfore, it is not.
ouch a retard joke coming from a 20 year old who picks on a 17 year old on the internet.

[Kif]

Don't believe the movies, friend.
I believe my friends though

[Love As Arson]

ouch a retard joke coming from a 20 year old who picks on a 17 year old on the internet.
Picks on? Hahaha. Oh, Jesus. That is hilarious. Do you feel bullied? Maybe we should have an Apnet counselor.

[IAmCountryMusic]

Picks on? Hahaha. Oh, Jesus. That is hilarious. Do you feel bullied? Maybe we should have an Apnet counselor.
that would help. im feeling extra pathetic this morning,

[Love As Arson]

I believe my friends though
Vomit only comes when you don't know how to drink.

[Andy]

I desperatly want to get drunk and party with Dom.

[Love As Arson]

that would help. im feeling extra pathetic this morning, i
Your mommy's prescription drugs can help with that.

[IAmCountryMusic]

Your mommy's prescription drugs can help with that.
she's out, i already injested all of them when i last tried to commit suicide over a failed internet relationship.

[Love As Arson]

I desperatly want to get drunk and party with Dom.
Next time I'm in Europe, we'll tear it up.

[BetsyXcore]

Vomit only comes when you don't know how to drink.
1. open mouth
2. insert liquid
3. swallow

there is no other way to do it, as far as i know.

[Love As Arson]

she's out, i already injested all of them when i last tried to commit suicide over a failed internet relationship.
Next time try slitting your wrists.

[BetsyXcore]

right after i typed that, i realized how many sex jokes are going to come up.

[Love As Arson]

1. open mouth
2. insert liquid
3. swallow

there is no other way to do it, as far as i know.
What I mean is knowing what you can drink, that will agree with you, knowing your limit, and things of that nature.

[IAmCountryMusic]

Next time try slitting your wrists.
next time think of a less cliche username

[Love As Arson]

next time think of a less cliche username
I'll create a new one based on a Dashboard song.

"Vindicated182"

[Andy]

Haha, are we insulting eachothers names now? Just don't let the principal catch you or you'll have to eat your lunch outside.

[Love As Arson]

Haha, are we insulting eachothers names now? Just don't let the principal catch you or you'll have to eat your lunch outside.
Look at your name. Andy? More like "Gayandy". LOL

[sweethypocrisy]

next time think of a less cliche username
lolz r u serious? converge>country music

[IAmCountryMusic]

I'll create a new one based on a Dashboard song.

"Vindicated182"
thats not as good as "xXxtheonlypenisihaveisinmyassxXx" but mine is too long

[Lueda Alia]

awww are you okay?

[ParisInFlames55]

its all lies...you'll be drunk again in a week. i am calling it now.

[PunkDrums182]

what happened?

someone close to you die from driving drunk and it finally hit u in the head that its not a good idea?
No i think he does this everytime he gets wasted and has a bad hangover haha. Like in eurotrip.

[Greg]

Dom is right... alcohol is only bad if you dont know how to drink.

[MrChainsaw389]

Don't believe the movies, friend.
Yeah...I've never once been so drunk I didn't remember the night before. I've never been so drunk I puked. However, I have been able to convince myself into doing just about anything you could think of.

[Andy]

Yeah...I've never once been so drunk I didn't remember the night before. I've never been so drunk I puked. However, I have been able to convince myself into doing just about anything you could think of.
Two words, my friend: Teq Uila

[MrChainsaw389]

Two words, my friend: Teq Uila
I'm more of a Vodka person myself.

[Andy]

After around 20 teq shots I started throwing myself (vertically jumping through the air) at my friends and actually went to sleep in the middle of a trafficing road. A friend of mine had to stop two cars while another dragged me off the street.

It was fun. I was Batman I think.

[MrChainsaw389]

After around 20 teq shots I started throwing myself (vertically jumping through the air) at my friends and actually went to sleep in the middle of a trafficing road. A friend of mine had to stop two cars while another dragged me off the street.

It was fun. I was Batman I think.
Haha, well...I don't generally drink myself into oblivion...I drink until I am incredibly aware of how drunk I am. So I guess maybe I might puke or get hung over or not remember how I got where I was if I just drank and drank until I passed out.

[Andy]

Haha, well...I don't generally drink myself into oblivion...I drink until I am incredibly aware of how drunk I am. So I guess maybe I might puke or get hung over or not remember how I got where I was if I just drank and drank until I passed out.
We've started this "designated watch-so-that-others-don't-get-killed" thing, it's pretty smart.

[MrChainsaw389]

We've started this "designated watch-so-that-others-don't-get-killed" thing, it's pretty smart.
haha, yeah...the way it goes around my circles, is that everyone is either hooking up or unconcious..so we don't have any of those people. I'm sure we could use one though. I'm actually amazed that noone has ever been seriously hurt or killed with all of the shit that my friends do.

[Mercy Medical]

I tell myself the same thing every day. :headshake :)

[Blueskyburning]

i'm never sick when i drink, i've only puked once, and that was like 2 years ago now. i got well fucked last night, ended up sitting on the beach for ages, was a good night.

[boysdontcry]

i love drinking.