stranger : danger.

[Hainzey X]

so i need to tell someone about this.

im on the bus, like any other day, on the way home from work. an older gentleman boards and sites to the right of me. he proceeds to make small talk. i assume him to be a friendly but lonely old man who would appriciate petty conversation.

now, i wear shorts to work. yes, i know its freezing out but i move around a lot in work and just feel more comfortable in them. the dude comments on them and i responde by saying the cold doesn't bother me. after asking me if i was out of school, and over 18, he proceeded to rub my leg. i was so caught off guard, i didn't even know what to do. he told me i had nice legs and proceeded to start rubbing my theighs. beyond creeped out, i hurried over to the other side of the bus. he then came over and handed me a piece of paper with his name and phone number on it.

i don't even know what to say. part of me wants to laugh and part of me wants to die haha ive literally never, ever had this happen to me before. the dude had to be at least 60.

haha this my be a stupid thread but i read stuff like this in this forum from time to time. funny / random / weird stories and such. i figured this would at least get a few laughs. anyone have anything this creepy / weird happen to them out in public ?

[huntingbears]

oh my god hahahahahahahaha

[Hainzey X]

tell me about it. haha i felt like posting it here would help me see the sick, awful humour in this expereince.

[MarsEatWorld]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHH AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHh

x

that is soooo disturbing!!!! hahahaha

[kelevra]

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg!
you slut you!

[Hainzey X]

& people wonder why i hate public transportation. one minute dudes talking about christmas shopping and the bus schedule and the next he's telling me we should hang out and commenting on my legs.

i do NOT have nice legs.

[JJJ]

WOW wow wow. I would have told him to leave me alone, and if he continued, I would have punched him in the face, I don't give a fuck how old he is, that is beyond creepy.

[TK]

Old people are just plain creepy

[bung]

I was once sitting in the parking lot of this nature preserve/park/wildlife area or whatever smoking a cigarette and this guy, Hispanic, like 30 or so, comes up to my window, knocks, and asks if I'd bum him a smoke. So I rolled down the window a bit and handed him one.

Then he starts talking to me about my relationships and shit, asking me if I have a girlfriend.. how old I am.. what I like to do.. just all this shit. Anyway, it's winter out, and he asks if he can come into my car and smoke with me to warm up. I said something like, "Uh, nah, sorry dude. I don't even know you." So he goes back into his car to warm up a bit, and he told me to wait for him because he would just be a second. So I thought the situation was a little fucked up, and this guy was giving me very creepy vibes, so I backed out and left. And, of course, what do I find but him backing out, too? And following me.. for at least five miles, all flashing his brights and stuff--as if that would make me stop for him. I had to fucking use like speed racer tactics, sliding around corners and whatnot to lose the fucker.

Very creepy, indeed.

[MarsEatWorld]

oh man
thank you for making my day..

[Hainzey X]

WOW wow wow. I would have told him to leave me alone, and if he continued, I would have punched him in the face, I don't give a fuck how old he is, that is beyond creepy.

dude, honestly i would have but i was SO caught off guard. i was like in awe. if it happened again id probably break his fucking face.

[AP_Punk]

:appl:

[PlacesToGo]

i was in a thrift store in boston and this mexican dude started telling me i had nice skin and put his hand on my back. it was wild.

[Hainzey X]

I was once sitting in the parking lot of this nature preserve/park/wildlife area or whatever smoking a cigarette and this guy, Hispanic, like 30 or so, comes up to my window, knocks, and asks if I'd bum him a smoke. So I rolled down the window a bit and handed him one.

Then he starts talking to me about my relationships and shit, asking me if I have a girlfriend.. how old I am.. what I like to do.. just all this shit. Anyway, it's winter out, and he asks if he can come into my car and smoke with me to warm up. I said something like, "Uh, nah, sorry dude. I don't even know you." So he goes back into his car to warm up a bit, and he told me to wait for him because he would just be a second. So I thought the situation was a little fucked up, and this guy was giving me very creepy vibes, so I backed out and left. And, of course, what do I find but him backing out, too? And following me.. for at least five miles, all flashing his brights and stuff--as if that would make me stop for him. I had to fucking use like speed racer tactics, sliding around corners and whatnot to lose the fucker.

Very creepy, indeed.

hahaha thank you for making me feel a little less alone in this.

im sure girls have countless stories.

[sodamnclever]

as soon as i started reading this i thought it was a joke, but this sounds legit.
that was a rather amusing story though.
i hope you don't run into him anymore.
haha

[Hainzey X]

haha like i said, i knew itd be good ( if for nothing else ), the lulz.

im not looking for like sympothy or like a support group or anything haha i knew you guys would make me see the humour in it lOl

[JJJ]

dude, honestly i would have but i was SO caught off guard. i was like in awe. if it happened again id probably break his fucking face.

I know what you mean. I would've been stunned by it to, but would've gotten pissed soo fast I would swing for him, haha.

[brandnew=love]

omgsh! I thought this was fake... but you're prestigious so just wow...

[MarsEatWorld]

janitor in the gym/weightroom is all I have to say.......

[thespearkid]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/Herbert_(Family_Guy).JPG

Did he look like that?

[Hainzey X]

omgsh! I thought this was fake... but you're prestigious so just wow...

haha na dude. i actually re-read it and realized it sounds like some bullshit people post just to be stupid haha but this, unfortunately was very.. very real. too real.

[MarsEatWorld]

haha na dude. i actually re-read it and realized it sounds like some bullshit people post just to be stupid haha but this, unfortunately was very.. very real. too real.
poor you
:hug:
..actually. I don't know if a hug would be comforting or disturbing...

[Hainzey X]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/Herbert_(Family_Guy).JPG

Did he look like that?

ahahaha that's the first thing my brother said to me when i told him lOl

[Hainzey X]

poor you
:hug:
..actually. I don't know if a hug would be comforting or disturbing...

hahaha yeah, you'd think id be suffering from some trust / bounderies issues haha thanks though ! hugs are accepted / appriciated.

oh, and sorry for the mulitple posts / lack of multi-quotes. im on my phone and the mobile version doesn't let you do that without a lot of copy/pasting. sorry bout that.

[tait]

lolol wow.

[spansen]

i'm sorry for your loss... of dignity.

[AP_Punk]

i have a few stories/experiences like that, as well.

don't feel like typing out long stories right now though. :-d

[Hainzey X]

i have a few stories/experiences like that, as well.

don't feel like typing out long stories right now though. :-d

haha neither did i but . . had too. haha

[AP_Punk]

that is an incredibly awesome story though. congrats!

[MarsEatWorld]

hahaha yeah, you'd think id be suffering from some trust / bounderies issues haha thanks though ! hugs are accepted / appriciated.

oh, and sorry for the mulitple posts / lack of multi-quotes. im on my phone and the mobile version doesn't let you do that without a lot of copy/pasting. sorry bout that.
Lol.
Sounds good.

[MarsEatWorld]

maybe the whole..hug from a young female will even out the creeperness

[Hainzey X]

that is an incredibly awesome story though. congrats!

haha, thanks dude. i knew i came to the right place. i feel a lot better about everything now haha

[Hainzey X]

maybe the whole..hug from a young female will even out the creeperness

haha yeah, definitly puts things into perspective. many thanks.

[MarsEatWorld]

haha yeah, definitly puts things into perspective. many thanks.
Haahaha
I'm trying to put myself in your shoes.....

[samsara]

I think I would either cry or take a shower or maybe a mixture of both.

[AP_Punk]

i wish this happened to me.

hopefully someday!

[AMickInFlames]

I was at a bar in a resort one night- drinking, dancing and having a good time with friends. There's an old guy, like late 70's (wayyyy old balls), sitting by himself and he waves me over. Me, being a social person and hates to see a person by themselves, I go over and start talking to him. He says he's from out of town and prospecting for a new location out there (N. Idaho) and asks me what there is to do for fun. I tell him that I like to camp, fish, hunt, etc. At this point a bottle of Crystallllllll shows up, so I'm drinking champagne with Old Balls and bullshiting with him. Turns out he owns hunting ranches all over the West and offers me a job. He hands me his business card and its legit.

Of course I'm really excited about this until he puts his wrinkled hand on the inside of my thigh and wants to take me to his suite to "get to know eachother better". I, of course, finished my glass of champagne and went back to my friends. Does that actually work on girls?!

[Hainzey X]

you'd be suprised. im sure there's gotta be dumb ass chicks who go for shit like that. you did the right thing, though.

what is it about the theighs ? itd like close enough to show what you want but not close enough to get anything.

fucking creeps.

[samsara]

Is it bad when a 15 year old kid hits on me?

[AMickInFlames]

you'd be suprised. im sure there's gotta be dumb ass chicks who go for shit like that. you did the right thing, though.

what is it about the theighs ? itd like close enough to show what you want but not close enough to get anything.

fucking creeps.

Even if Old Balls had put his hand on my knee, it would have been too much for professional touching. And I'm sure that dumb ass girls go for that sort of thing- they're called gold diggers and just wanna take his monayyyy! ;)

Sorry about your experience :/

[Hainzey X]

Is it bad when a 15 year old kid hits on me?

not suprised. they're probably just as bad because they have no shame and realize that they probably have no chance anyway so just say whatever.

[Hainzey X]

Even if Old Balls had put his hand on my knee, it would have been too much for professional touching. And I'm sure that dumb ass girls go for that sort of thing- they're called gold diggers and just wanna take his monayyyy! ;)

Sorry about your experience :/

hahaha yeah, probably.

and thanks !

[.invisible ink.]

That sucks, but that's what happens when you wear shorts in the middle of December. The pervs come out in droves to hang with you.

Perhaps you should wear pants until you get to work - just for your own self-preservation and dignity.

[jagermeister]

epic thread.
i too have been a victim of attempted male sexual advances.
welcome to the club.

[Hainzey X]

epic thread.
i too have been a victim of attempted male sexual advances.
welcome to the club.

haha thanks !

That sucks, but that's what happens when you wear shorts in the middle of December. The pervs come out in droves to hang with you.

Perhaps you should wear pants until you get to work - just for your own self-preservation and dignity.

haha your somehwat right. they give me shit in work everyday for wearing shorts. i should have listened.

[chasingsafety]

it was def the shorts, he saw those and his perv radar shot through the roof.

"anyone wearing shorts in this cold must want to cuddle" (in the perv from family guys voice)

[Swayback]

it was def the shorts, he saw those and his perv radar shot through the roof.

"anyone wearing shorts in this cold must want to cuddle" (in the perv from family guys voice)

Haha. What a creepy old man.

[sjb2k1]

well damn. that is some creepy shit.

i don't really have any stories like that, but back when i was 16-17, i worked at a restaurant and one of the waitresses there (who was 10 years older than me) constantly wanted in my pants. at first it was just inviting me over to her house to take bong rips...but yeah it is a good thing i never went for it, bc i found out later she had HPV. dodged a bullet there, folks.

[kwsqd]

damnnnnnnn

[Heart-A-Tact]

That is disgusting.

[anamericangod]

So did you call him?

[more heart]

i might want to kill myself if i were in that position

[Nourez]

Wow. That's both incredibly creepy and fucking hilarious at the same time. If it happens again though, I'd definitely be calling the cops or something.

[Hainzey X]

So did you call him?

of course not. three days, that's the rule. don't want to seem desperate. gotta play this one cool.

[Hainzey X]

it was def the shorts, he saw those and his perv radar shot through the roof.

"anyone wearing shorts in this cold must want to cuddle" (in the perv from family guys voice)

hahahahahaha

[caress me down]

bahahahahahaahahaha. thanks for the lawlz in precalc :-)

[Kassie09]

I hate creepy old men, there are so many of them D: D:

[chasingsafety]

http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/homepage.do;jsessionid=JLZLTzMJSLvm NxmthyvXrTgdDpgHJ1V8BhpQC3yJ1vJylN8 j8d5Q!-2045156104 (http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/homepage.do;jsessionid=JLZLTzMJSLvm NxmthyvXrTgdDpgHJ1V8BhpQC3yJ1vJylN8 j8d5Q%21-2045156104)

take your pick here, we are just busting at the seams here

[chasingsafety]

yea just out of curiosity i did a search 1 mile radius from my house. fucking 11 dudes. jesus im not even letting my dogs outside

[samsara]

not suprised. they're probably just as bad because they have no shame and realize that they probably have no chance anyway so just say whatever.

haha yeah its okay though I only see him every 3 months at most thank goodness I graduated from high school.

[MarsEatWorld]

yea just out of curiosity i did a search 1 mile radius from my house. fucking 11 dudes. jesus im not even letting my dogs outside
Hahaha
That is crazy.

[SonEric84]

haha Dude that sucks....people are so weird. I kind of had a somewhat similar experience, there's this old swedish guy that comes into my job every once and a while (I work at a bookstore) and supposedly he's some kind of priest or something. (insert stereotypical altar boy jokes) Anyway he's always saying "you're a handsome young man" and stuff like that. Well one time I was just sitting at the computer and he comes up behind me and like grabs my shoulders, I was taken pretty off guard and being at work I didn't want to flip out on him, but I did move out of the way. haha Another time my boss told me the very same guy asked one of the younger guys he hired out for drinks.

[harveymonster]

so i was at bed bath and beyond and i was fucking around and started laying on one of those beds in the sheets department. so i'm chillin in the bed and all the fucking sudden some 40 yr old man comes up to me with a huge fucking grin on his face and says "can i join ya!" then he layed on the bed and tried to make weird conversation about bed sheets with me. as soon as he started rubbing my shoulder ii promptly ran away.

[MarsEatWorld]

so i was at bed bath and beyond and i was fucking around and started laying on one of those beds in the sheets department. so i'm chillin in the bed and all the fucking sudden some 40 yr old man comes up to me with a huge fucking grin on his face and says "can i join ya!" then he layed on the bed and tried to make weird conversation about bed sheets with me. as soon as he started rubbing my shoulder ii promptly ran away.
gross.

[Hainzey X]

wow, some of these stories are crazy.

so many creeps, so little chris hanson.

[amysaurus]

Holy lol @ the op hahahahahaha

Pedophilia is not funny.

[TotalCollapse]

Eww :poke:

[CrenshawPunch]

I would have stabbed that motherfucker.

[xfantabulousx]

I've been in a pretty similar public transportation creep incident. Maybe a year or so ago, I was at a bus stop, when this woman sits down next to me and starts telling me that I should always remember to "bring condoms since guys always forget," as well as a lot of other similarly odd stuff. She also patted my lap at one point and was holding onto my wrist until I got up to get on a bus. One of the creepiest things to ever happen to me.

[.invisible ink.]

I've had a few creeper things happen to me, but the worst was when i was living in London with my sister we were allowed to take the tube (subway) and buses to and from school by ourselves - I was 9, my sister was 13. One day after school we were on a very crowded city street waiting for a bus and this old man comes from behind and puts his arms and whole body around me and just holds me against him for what seemed like minutes. I can't see who this is and my sister obliviously doesn't do anything, she just stands there like it's no big deal. Ugh. It was a definite creeper moment and I'm super glad he didn't try and take me anywhere but it still weirds me out to this day.

[DaveZeroZero]

Stories like this are what make me love the internet so much.

[argg_xo]

this is why i refuse to take public transportation.

[Hainzey X]

Stories like this are what make me love the internet so much.

hahaha tis a magical land.

[chasingsafety]

the craziest part is that they do this publicly. but i think thats what gets them off the exhibitionism of it all

[DaveZeroZero]

hahaha tis a magical land.
unicorns or gtfo.

[TheSkyline]

Best thread ever.

:lol:

[TheSkyline]

Is it bad when a 15 year old kid hits on me?

y0 wassup baBy?

[Hainzey X]

so glad i posted this. totally worth it.

[smithariko]

a really old man followed me onto the bus one day and kept rubbing my hands and asking me out on dates. but I am sure it was wayyyyyyy creepier for you seeing as it was some old guy of the same sex hitting on you.

[speakhandsforme]

I was once sitting in the parking lot of this nature preserve/park/wildlife area or whatever smoking a cigarette and this guy, Hispanic, like 30 or so, comes up to my window, knocks, and asks if I'd bum him a smoke. So I rolled down the window a bit and handed him one.

Then he starts talking to me about my relationships and shit, asking me if I have a girlfriend.. how old I am.. what I like to do.. just all this shit. Anyway, it's winter out, and he asks if he can come into my car and smoke with me to warm up. I said something like, "Uh, nah, sorry dude. I don't even know you." So he goes back into his car to warm up a bit, and he told me to wait for him because he would just be a second. So I thought the situation was a little fucked up, and this guy was giving me very creepy vibes, so I backed out and left. And, of course, what do I find but him backing out, too? And following me.. for at least five miles, all flashing his brights and stuff--as if that would make me stop for him. I had to fucking use like speed racer tactics, sliding around corners and whatnot to lose the fucker.

Very creepy, indeed.

Never bum smokes to guys that you don't know. You would think that only girls use cigarettes as a segway to flirting but, as I have also encountered, sometimes guys use the tactic as well.

[caityconundrum]

so glad i posted this. totally worth it.
nice legs.

[Hainzey X]

nice legs.

i have hairy, man legs. & they've never gotten me into trouble before this week.

a really old man followed me onto the bus one day and kept rubbing my hands and asking me out on dates. but I am sure it was wayyyyyyy creepier for you seeing as it was some old guy of the same sex hitting on you.

hahaha what were you saying to him ?

[caityconundrum]

i have hairy, man legs. & they've never gotten me into trouble before this week.



hahaha what were you saying to him ?
well it gave me a good laugh so i can't say i'm too bummed that it happened. i kept expecting it to end up being a joke haha.

[mynameisX]

I live with two 90 year old ladies who creep on the UPS man. It's hilarious. But yeah, that's awkward and strange.

[imagination]

damn, pickin up the grandpas

[argg_xo]

I live with two 90 year old ladies who creep on the UPS man. It's hilarious. But yeah, that's awkward and strange.
kim, do you live in a nursing home or just house creepy old lady twins? lol.

[samsara]

y0 wassup baBy?

haha funny.

[Anthony Lutz]

That sucks, but I feel for you dude!

[HelpMeSleep]

hahaha thank you for making me feel a little less alone in this.

im sure girls have countless stories.
the creeps mcgee thread!

but yeah, there are so many creeps in the world. I actually even had a recent creeper hitting on me on the train... although thank god he didn't start rubbing me. I think I might have died. I really want to get pepper spray. maybe I will today before I go to the city for fall out boy tomorrow. I have no idea where you can buy some though.

[smithariko]

hahaha what were you saying to him ?

i told him that i was already taken and that i was sorry. it was very uncomfortable. he also asked me questions like "are you a model" and "were you homecoming queen in high school" and the worst one was "how many kids do you have?" i'm 18... haha. he got off of the bus after i rejected him.

[Hainzey X]

the creeps mcgee thread!

but yeah, there are so many creeps in the world. I actually even had a recent creeper hitting on me on the train... although thank god he didn't start rubbing me. I think I might have died. I really want to get pepper spray. maybe I will today before I go to the city for fall out boy tomorrow. I have no idea where you can buy some though.

yeah ! i actually had the creeps mcgee thread in mind but figured if just make a new thread.

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah ! i actually had the creeps mcgee thread in mind but figured if just make a new thread.
I'd say that this leg rubbing action made it worthy of it's own thread.

[mynameisX]

kim, do you live in a nursing home or just house creepy old lady twins? lol.

I live with my father's aunts. So two creepy old lady sisters....

[Renee]

The maintenance guy at the grocery store near my house always hits on me when I return cans and bottles. The maintenance room's door opens to where the can/bottle machines are, so I always get trapped in there with him. I don't think he remembers, either, because we have pretty much the same conversation every time, ending in me making up some excuse to why he can't have my number.

[the secret wars]

This thread made me all sorts of creeped out haha.

[Hainzey X]

This thread made me all sorts of creeped out haha.

- be weary of public transpo.
- never sit in the back
- commute with one eye open & long pants on.

lessons learned.

[mynameisX]

I'd say that this leg rubbing action made it worthy of it's own thread.

Your avatar is adorable. I used to be obsessed with Lisa Frank.

[Renee]

This is why I like the buddy system.

[HelpMeSleep]

Your avatar is adorable. I used to be obsessed with Lisa Frank.
thanks! :-) I did too. I had so many old school Lisa Frank school supplies back in the day.

[mynameisX]

thanks! :-) I did too. I had so many old school Lisa Frank school supplies back in the day.

Hahaha, me too! Notebooks and pens and binders and I think I had a backpack. Stationary too, I just found some old Lisa Frank stationary I've had for years. Good times!

[thesafeword]

Kids these days and their nice legs.

[bigblue2015]

Something like this happened to me last year when I worked at a supermarket. I used to work in the frozen food department so I would always wear my jacket while I stocked the freezers. And pretty much everyday that I was working there was this one older guy, probably late 30's, early 40's that would always linger in the frozen aisle and make small talk with me. I have pretty long hair, so one day he told me that I had "amazing hair". Then he complimented me on my jacket. It was creepy as shit. I managed to avoid running into him for the rest of the time I worked there.

[4N6 science]

The maintenance guy at the grocery store near my house always hits on me when I return cans and bottles. The maintenance room's door opens to where the can/bottle machines are, so I always get trapped in there with him. I don't think he remembers, either, because we have pretty much the same conversation every time, ending in me making up some excuse to why he can't have my number.

Can I getcho numba?

[deFobbed14yrs]

was walking down the street w/ a group of friends and i felt a hand onv my butt, but didnt think much of it b/c my guy friends always touch my ass (its their thing) but then i realised all of my guy friends were ahead of me so i turn back, see no one except for some dude like 4feet away from me abruptly turn around and like basically run down the street. and im like WTF b/c this has never happened to me b4 and i was so shocked i like just continued walking. only now i kick myself for like not senidng one of my friends to go kick that dudes ass

creepers r only fun on the internet

[PadraicPrincess]

Not really in public...but I got a wrong number call last night from two girls. They were convinced I was lying to me. They then proceeded to threaten to beat me.

Another funny situation, I was flying home from a mystery destination by myself at age 16 and I was sitting in my gate and a guy comes up to me and sits next to me. Makes conversation, he's a bit weird, asks me about my camera that I am trying to distract myself from the entire situation. Overall I tried to pretend like two elderly people next to me were my grandparents. yay