The News Stations Are Going Nucking Futs

[Jason Tate]

Michael Jackson has been declared: not guilty on all charges.

[aolsux]

let's get some numbers running on the verdict

my bet: guilty

[Total Silence]

Yeah I'm gonna have to go with guilty myself.

[Jared Kaufman]

let's get some numbers running on the verdict

my bet: guilty
Are you kidding me? Does this look like the face of a guilty man?

http://www.amuseyourself.com/celebrity-symmetry/jacko-mug-2a-xxx.jpg

[Cal Smith]

Using a scientificaly wild ass guess (SWAG) I'd say he's found guilty on some of the minor charges, but escapes the big one. No idea on the jail time though?

The main witnesses were too shady to convict fully, but the other testimoney like the alcohol, etc....... will obviously be more convincing.

[ThriftWhore]

Using a scientificaly wild ass guess (SWAG) I'd say he's found guilty on some of the minor charges, but escapes the big one. No idea on the jail time though?
agreed. 110%.

[AlkTrio205]

I think they've deliberated too long to find him guilty on the major charge.

[Jason Tate]

no jail time on the big things...

riots if he's guilty?

[Fryman]

He is not guilty!

[Jared Kaufman]

He is not guilty!
A Good Charlotte fan would say such things ...

[CarlRyan]

The Michael Jackson verdict will be announced at 1:45. We'll discuss it here.

Sounds like a plan Jason

[Frank Giaramita]

Even if he's found not guilty, he's still an ugly mother fucker.

[Jason Tate]

A Good Charlotte fan would say such things ...
Isn't GC doing children? (Hillary Duff?)

Sounds like a plan Jason
I like all the bands in your signature .. :P

[Jared Kaufman]

Isn't GC doing children? (Hillary Duff?)
Unfortunately you can't prosecute when the "victim" is actually lying about their age ...

[Pat Marquez]

he will be found innocent and guilty on minor charges.

[[Brendan]]

A Good Charlotte fan would say such things ...Haha what the fuck does that have to do with anything?

I personally think he'll be found not guilty, but that doesn't necessarily mean I think that he didn't do it.

[skaught]

1:45? wtf, am?

[dp619]

Isn't GC doing children? (Hillary Duff?)

i love absolutepunk.net.........lol....... .

[justinevans]

the parents who send their kids to his home should goto prison also.

on the count ...putting your child's life in danger.

[Shark90576]

1:45? wtf, am?

west coast time

[Jared Kaufman]

']Haha what the fuck does that have to do with anything?
That MJ stakes out GC concerts and probably finds half the kids he sleeps with there. I was trying to allude to the fact that this kid probably sipped on a little too much of the "Jesus Juice" and spent a few crazy evenings with Michael so he's trying to defend him.

[[Brendan]]

the parents who send their kids to his home should goto prison also.

on the count ...putting your child's life in danger.
The parents are shady money grabbers anyway, so its hardly surprising.

[marrost]

There's around 10 charges. He will most likely be found not guilty on the major ones, like others have said.

[Frank Giaramita]

1:45? wtf, am?

1:45 PST...

[Jason Tate]

I love the media hype on this .. hahah.. overanalization is so funny

[[Brendan]]

That MJ stakes out GC concerts and probably finds half the kids he sleeps with there. I was trying to allude to the fact that this kid probably sipped on a little too much of the "Jesus Juice" and spent a few crazy evenings with Michael so he's trying to defend him.That's alot of sexual innuendos in one post Mr Kaufman. Besides surely it would be much easier for him to just invite over the Olsen twins.

[Mercy Medical]

riots if he's guilty?

That's what I was thinking. I want him to be guilty just so I can watch the riots. :)

[Jared Kaufman]

']That's alot of sexual innuendos in one post Mr Kaufman. Besides surely it would be much easier for him to just invite over the Olsen twins.
Yeah, sans the whole "missing a penis" thing.

[dumbcorey]

even if he is guilty, just like that chick that was insider trading and shit, he wont go to jail that long

[Jared Kaufman]

even if he is guilty, just like that chick that was insider trading and shit, he wont go to jail that long
Long enough for some guy named "Bubba" to nickname him "Michelle".

[Jason Tate]

are all these fans at this fucking place paid to add support??? or are they REAL fans?!?!?!?!? wtf.

[Pat Marquez]

it's 4:48 here .. is it 1:48 there?

[Jason Tate]

ps. if he can't pay for a verdict.. wtf kinda celebrity is he

[Mickey]

My bet; guilty of 2 Commisions of a Lewd Acts on a Child.

[A picasso blue]

are all these fans at this fucking place paid to add support??? or are they REAL fans?!?!?!?!? wtf.

what about his opposition? i havent seen any of that

[punkerx99]

what about his opposition? i havent seen any of that
I hope they lock him up.

[Jason Tate]

ps. if he can't pay for a verdict.. wtf kinda celebrity is he
hes walking into the courthouse..... right now

i wanna know if he even has any money any more?? heh. bet he has to sell the beatles catalog he owns just so he can get some $

[Pat Marquez]

this new bno song is rad dude. why the hell is ferrets pre order system for both etid and bno messed up???

[Jared Kaufman]

it's 4:48 here .. is it 1:48 there?
Very good, Pat. You mastered the art of the lesson on that "Seasme Street" video I told you to check out. The Count can't get anything past you. Next up: MUZZY!

http://movies.nnov.ru/Covers/Muzzy%20Comes%20Back.jpg

[Jason Tate]

what about his opposition? i havent seen any of that
me neither .. i would expect some fundies out there...

[SLADE775]

hes so gross.....I hope he burns.

[Letsfireitup]

hes walking into the courthouse..... right now

i wanna know if he even has any money any more?? heh. bet he has to sell the beatles catalog he owns just so he can get some $

What I don't get is how can he possibly be broke if he has the Beatles catalog...I mean he's paid money every time one of the Beatles breathes, for God's sake...

[Jason Tate]

Janet: show your boobs!!!

/off topic

[A picasso blue]

the thing is...even if he hasn't forcively had sex with anybody..he still sleeps with little children..how fucked is that to begin with?

[Jason Tate]

What I don't get is how can he possibly be broke if he has the Beatles catalog...I mean he's paid money every time one of the Beatles breathes, for God's sake...
:boobies:

[Pat Marquez]

Very good, Pat. You mastered the art of the lesson on that "Seasme Street" video I told you to check out. The Count can't get anything past you. Next up: MUZZY!

http://movies.nnov.ru/Covers/Muzzy%20Comes%20Back.jpg
omgzzz u pwned me










haha

[A picasso blue]

Janet: show your boobs!!!

/off topic

heheh. i second that

[CrucifiedHeart]

Either way, I hope he moonwalks outta that courtroom to end on a high note.


OH NO

OH NO

OH NO

*kool aid guy busts through wall* OHH YEAAAAHH
(-first episode of family guy you fool)

[Jason Tate]

the thing is...even if he hasn't forcively had sex with anybody..he still sleeps with little children..how fucked is that to begin with?
I know kids who were scared as children and climbed in bed with adults...

Jared!

Either way, I hope he moonwalks outta that courtroom to end on a high note.

That would rule.

[Samuel]

no jail time on the big things...

riots if he's guilty?

haha yes.

if hes guilty on the bigger charges all the MJ fans outside will self-combust and cause mass chaos

[karma2burn]

Very good, Pat. You mastered the art of the lesson on that "Seasme Street" video I told you to check out. The Count can't get anything past you. Next up: MUZZY!

http://movies.nnov.ru/Covers/Muzzy%20Comes%20Back.jpg

lol. second best laugh of the day. some true geniuses on ap.net, apparently.

[Mercy Medical]

I wish I could get stupid ass live video to work on at least one of the millions of news websites. :P

[Jared Kaufman]

I know kids who were scared as children and climbed in bed with adults...

Jared!
How could I resist a party like this?

http://www.designdesign.us/prodpics/dd_images/Everyday/stationery/greetingcards/AN/100-41137d.jpg

[Letsfireitup]

I wish I could get stupid ass live video to work on at least one of the millions of news websites. :P

I can't see it either, I'm hitting refresh at least five times per second...haha

[A picasso blue]

muzzy....wow that brings me back..


these children are learning to speak spanish. and no they're not spanish..they're american!!

[Mercy Medical]

I can't see it either, I'm hitting refresh at least five times per second...haha
I tried MSNBC and Yahoo and neither of them work.

[Samuel]

Cnn!

[Jason Tate]

How could I resist a party like this?


http://stuff.mit.edu/people/ec_mok/www/henry/jordan's%20bed%20008.jpg

U mean that one?

[Letsfireitup]

I tried MSNBC and Yahoo and neither of them work.

and you have to subscribe for the CNN one. :(

[Mercy Medical]

and you have to subscribe for the CNN one. :(
Yup, bastards.

[Jared Kaufman]

muzzy....wow that brings me back..


these children are learning to speak spanish. and no they're not spanish..they're american!!
http://www.thamike.com/fn_images/mr_t.jpg

[Jason Tate]

... dun dun dun ...

drum role.

[[Brendan]]

Either way, I hope he moonwalks outta that courtroom to end on a high note.


OH NO

OH NO

OH NO

*kool aid guy busts through wall* OHH YEAAAAHH
(-first episode of family guy you fool)
Haha I love that episode.

[Jason Tate]

civil suit after this .. fucking lame

[A picasso blue]

i dunno but i think i might've posted the same comment twice..just in case you notice..

[Samuel]

jury is in

[Mercy Medical]

Hmmm, this is all very interesting when you're not watching any of it. Fuckin' technology.

[Letsfireitup]

Hmmm, this is all very interesting when you're not watching any of it. Fuckin' technology.

The play-by-play we're getting here is magical

[acalltoarms]

i got $20 saying guilty but he will be given the benifit of doubt and only a slap on the wrist. come on would you want to put him behind bars. maybe behind an all womens jail bars but even then he is going to get killed.

[Jason Tate]

.. I just saw a big REPENT TRUST JESUS! sign .. maybe those are the detractors.

[A picasso blue]

..why did Cnn feel it was necessary to mention that the guy who will announce the verdict is Latino?

[Jason Tate]

..why did Cnn feel it was necessary to mention that the guy who will announce the verdict is Latino?
lol. hahaha..

i'm watching fox and cnn .. Fox is worse.

[Letsfireitup]

..why did Cnn feel it was necessary to mention that the guy who will announce the verdict is Latino?

My guess is because it makes it more controversial for some reason

[littlejohn]

i got $20 saying guilty but he will be given the benifit of doubt and only a slap on the wrist. come on would you want to put him behind bars. maybe behind an all womens jail bars but even then he is going to get killed.
i think we should skip prison and use him for observation hence: The San Diego Zoo!!!

[SLADE775]

GUILTY!!!!!!!!

30 YEARS IN THE BIGHOUSE!!!!!


theer i go makin things up.

[Jason Tate]

the sentancing will happen at a later time

[Letsfireitup]

GUILTY!!!!!!!!

30 YEARS IN THE BIGHOUSE!!!!!


theer i go makin things up.

Don't do that! My news depend on you guys for the next 10-15 minutes

[djUbilla]

I don't remember there being enough proof...but I haven't been paying too much attention.

[A picasso blue]

lol. hahaha..

i'm watching fox and cnn .. Fox is worse.


lol. fine ill gosee it there

[Mercy Medical]

The play-by-play we're getting here is magical
Haha, I know, I'm on the edge of my seat. :)

[Jared Kaufman]

I don't remember there being enough proof...but I haven't been paying too much attention.
http://www.obeythepurebreed.com/images/jesus_front_sm.gif

[Letsfireitup]

In other CNN News, Katie Holmes embraces Scientology

[Mercy Medical]

Don't do that! My news depend on you guys for the next 10-15 minutes
Haha, yea, me too.

[Jason Tate]

.. no minorites on the jury .. that;s what they are discussing now.

[Jared Kaufman]

In other CNN News, Katie Holmes embraces Scientology
Man, Tom Cruise has lost it lately.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/041027/041027Scoops_tomCruise_hmed_1p.hmed ium.jpg

[[Brendan]]

If he ends up being found guilty will they give Neverland back to Peter Pan?

[Mercy Medical]

In other CNN News, Katie Holmes embraces Scientology
Dood, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise freak me out. They're WAY too excited and into each other.

[Jason Tate]

In other CNN News, Katie Holmes embraces Scientology
i dont even get scientology.

it looks like a damn kegger out there btw.

Man, Tom Cruise has lost it lately.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/041027/041027Scoops_tomCruise_hmed_1p.hmed ium.jpg
she's so hot .. what are you talking about?

i dont even get scientology.

it looks like a damn kegger out there btw.


she's so hot .. what are you talking about?
Tom always laughs like that .. haha, i'd do him.

[Letsfireitup]

i dont even get scientology.

it looks like a damn kegger out there btw.

I'm not sure what it's all about, but I heard scientology was started by a sci-fi writer. *insert smart-ass line*

[Jared Kaufman]

']If he ends up being found guilty will they give Neverland back to Peter Pan?
Maybe then Peter will find where Michael has stored "The Lost Boys" ...

[falloutboykid]

i wish they would just tell us he's guilty already

[AlkTrio205]

Man, Tom Cruise has lost it lately.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/041027/041027Scoops_tomCruise_hmed_1p.hmed ium.jpg

Crazy Tom Cruise is so much more fun than normal Tom Cruise.

Snapping at interviewers, always wearing a shit-eating grin, jumping around on things...

[Jared Kaufman]

Tom always laughs like that .. haha, i'd do him.
I was more so referencing his spot on the show where he jumped on the couch and then fell to his knees and did the arm / elbow "Yessss" (no, not Napolean Dynamite) pump.

[littlejohn]

Maybe then Peter will find where Michael has stored "The Lost Boys" ...
haha awesome

[Mercy Medical]

I'm not going to get anything done at work for the last hour because of this.

[Jason Tate]

Maybe then Peter will find where Michael has stored "The Lost Boys" ...

You mean Keifer?

http://okladki-divx.neostrada.pl/covers/l/lost_boys.jpg

[Letsfireitup]

Must...have...verdict...before...le aving...work

[raisinbran]

i heard the Michael Jackson family is all wearing Black...it's not like somebody's going to die

- i say he's guilty on few charges, but not the major ones

1:45 in California

-"Tick Tock on the Clock" -the audition

[[Brendan]]

Maybe then Peter will find where Michael has stored "The Lost Boys" ...Thats 20 points plus an extra 20 for making a joke out of mine.

[Jason Tate]

I was more so referencing his spot on the show where he jumped on the couch and then fell to his knees and did the arm / elbow "Yessss" (no, not Napolean Dynamite) pump.
lol. i'd be fucking pumped if i was doing katie holmes too.

[Mercy Medical]

You mean Keifer?

http://okladki-divx.neostrada.pl/covers/l/lost_boys.jpg
Awesome movie...

[djUbilla]

http://www.obeythepurebreed.com/images/jesus_front_sm.gif
Yeah, what's up with that?


Oh yeah, and the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes thing has gotten out of hand. I mean I'm all for the love and whatnot, but it's just gotten ridiculous... I want to believe that something like that can last, but I'd be pretty damned surprised.

[Jared Kaufman]

You mean Keifer?

http://okladki-divx.neostrada.pl/covers/l/lost_boys.jpg
You call that a vampire flick?

http://www.pappayon.com/handbill/big/b/bordello_of_blood.jpg

[Jason Tate]

HERE WE GOO!!!!!! reading verdict

[djUbilla]

Here we go!

[Frank Giaramita]

Here We Go!

[Jason Tate]

NOT GUILTY OF COUNT 1 conspiracy

not guilty of count 2 - lewd act

[djUbilla]

Shit...he's 2 for 2 so far.

[A picasso blue]

not guilty of three..damn

[Pooavenger]

damn not guilty

[Jason Tate]

not guilty - of count 3 - lewd act

[djUbilla]

3 for 3!

[A picasso blue]

four....damn

[Jason Tate]

not guilty count 4 - lewd act

[Mercy Medical]

You know what would be cool, if I knew what the crap was going on right now. Haha

[Jason Tate]

not guilty - count 5 - lewd act.

[Pooavenger]

it's sad that people are cheering.

[Jason Tate]

not guilty - count 6 - attempt to commit lewd act

[A picasso blue]

how many counts are there?

[djUbilla]

He's on a fucking roll...

Have any of these people watched any late night TV recently? hahaha

[Letsfireitup]

You know what would be cool, if I knew what the crap was going on right now. Haha

he's getting not guilties everywhere, which is very surprising to me

he was charged for ten counts, so they have to declare guilty/non for ten things

[Jason Tate]

not guiltuy - count 7 - minor alchohol

[nfggc10]

California has now fucked up 2 major trials

[KevInept]

Mj Is Cleaning House!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YearsGoneBy]

he's cleeeannn

[Jason Tate]

count 8 - not guilty - administering alchohol

[punkerx99]

California has now fucked up 2 major trials
This is fucking bullshit. Lock that wacko up, NOW.

[neo506]

It's all Macaulay Culkin's fault....

[yanggoh]

that is NUTS

[Andyg213]

you have to be retarded if you thought he was actually going to be found guilty...just plain retarded

[Mercy Medical]

I'm sure he'll still invite small boys into his bed after this because he's a fuckin' moron and weirdo.

[djUbilla]

Re-freakin'-diculous...

[[Brendan]]

Mj Is Cleaning House!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!He certainly is.

[Basketcase]

California has now fucked up 2 major trials
i'm guessing #1 is the OJ trial?

[Frank Giaramita]

Count 11
Looking Like Fucking Roadkill

GUILTY

[DonnieDarko]

Wow all clear across the board, lucky guy...lucky guy indeed.

[nfggc10]

This is fucking bullshit. Lock that wacko up, NOW.
no shit....Him and OJ need to be fucking tortured and so does everyone on those two juries

[Letsfireitup]

I take it he's innocent on all counts?

edit: saw your post. Man....

[Jared Kaufman]

California has now fucked up 2 major trials
Oh please, what was the first one? The Jucie is innocent ...

http://www.celebrity-pics.net/dp/files/2-18.jpg

[nfggc10]

Count 11
Looking Like Fucking Roadkill

GUILTY
hahahaha

[YellowNovember]

this is fucking bullshit how is he not guilty

[YearsGoneBy]

Hahahahahahahaha

[Brandon Herbel]

I honestly don't think that he is guilty, even though he is a weird guy and there is alot of controversy over this whole thing.. I think all the people are just money hungry and will try to do anything for his money.

[Spicoli hey bud]

At least I'm not a little boy anymore

[Jason Tate]

All not guilty .. see yah in concert micheal!

10 bux says there is a civil trial and a shit load of money tossed around ....

he needs a hit .. .. guess he isn't "Bad!"

[djUbilla]

I'd like to note that he's still a weirdo.

[Mercy Medical]

Damn, I wish I was a celebrity so I could commit crimes and get off scott free. :headshake

[nfggc10]

Oh please, what was the first one? The Jucie is innocent ...

http://www.celebrity-pics.net/dp/files/2-18.jpg
haha what a fucking joke

[A picasso blue]

i dont get it..isnt it pedophilia just to sleep with children who aren't your own?

(i mean cuz sometimes little scared kids sleep with their moms)

[thegreatescape1]

hes found non guilty

[neo506]

Maybe people will wise up when it happens a third time.....

:headshake

[Frank Giaramita]

Someone else needs to bring him to court, just so he is forced to sell the Beatles songs back to McCartney to afford a lawyer.

[YellowNovember]

i guess he'll be stopping by my bed later tonight

[Mercy Medical]

Someone else needs to bring him to court, just so he is forced to sell the Beatles songs back to McCartney to afford a lawyer.
Hahaha

[HalfwayJames]

Goodbye faith in American Justice System

[[Brendan]]

he needs a hit .. .. guess he isn't "Bad!"
Yeah he's obviously a smooth criminal.

[djUbilla]

Damn, I wish I was a celebrity so I could commit crimes and get off scott free. :headshake
Did he commit the crimes?

[Cal Smith]

i'd like to tear gas the whole crowd outside. I don't know if he truely is innocent or guilty but celebrating his actions and conduct with children is absurd.

[Basketcase]

I honestly don't think that he is guilty, even though he is a weird guy and there is alot of controversy over this whole thing.. I think all the people are just money hungry and will try to do anything for his money.
that's what i thought to. last time around it was all settled out of court and that other family made some serious bank of that settlement. this time around, the family wanted to go all the way with this and they lost.

[amotionforward]

not guilty on all counts.

http://www.cnn.com/

[djUbilla]

Someone else needs to bring him to court, just so he is forced to sell the Beatles songs back to McCartney to afford a lawyer.
Dude, I would love to see that. What a fuck-off.

[Jason Tate]

i'd like to tear gas the whole crowd outside. I don't know if he truely is innocent or guilty but celebrating his actions and conduct with children is absurd.
haha..

[btbam > you]

i officially no longer want to live in california.

[thewk]

fuck michael jackson and fuck his fans and fuck anyone who gives a shit about him or this trial

[larokr]

']Yeah he's obviously a smooth criminal.

Haha.

After they announced he was innocent on the first four charges I walked out. I figured he would be innocent on all of them since half the jury were huge fans of his. Whatever.

[Jason Tate]

Riot!!!!!!!!!!

[Punkskunk]

did you see that lady freeing a dove everytime they announced "not guilty" on each count

[raisinbran]

the reporter said [Fox news] said "the trial costs $4 million dollars and now Michael Jackson is Free..."

for some reason I need to win the Lotto right now

-my dad would tell me everyday that MJ would be found guilty, I went against that...

-Let's make this done and over with

[falloutboykid]

fuck
i wanted him to rot in a dirty jail cell :(

[djUbilla]

i'd like to tear gas the whole crowd outside. I don't know if he truely is innocent or guilty but celebrating his actions and conduct with children is absurd.
Yeah! It's insane! What in the hell are they cheering for...certainly not Michael Jackson the performer...

[Frank Giaramita]

Why are people in this post acting like they know better than the jury?
He's not guilty. He's just one strange man. I don't think being a weirdo is a crime by itself.

So let me sort this out... You're telling us not to act like we know better than the jury yet you're entitled to your opinion on the matter while the rest of us aren't? Makes a lot of sense.

[Jason Tate]

the reporter said [Fox news] said "the trial costs $4 million dollars and now Michael Jackson is Free..."

for some reason I need to win the Lotto right now

-my dad would tell me everyday that MJ would be found guilty, I went against that...

-Let's make this done and over with
tax payers paid for this ...

now, does he learn his fucking lesson.

[Cocky Caucasion]

man, this thread is full of good jokes

[raisinbran]

jason tate puts time and effort on these news...he's funny

[Isolated]

']Yeah he's obviously a smooth criminal.
The whole trial has been a bit of a thriller really..

[Jason Tate]

It don't matter if you're black or white ...

/dangerous

[Total Silence]

wow I cant believe he's not guilty

[Cal Smith]

:animateds i just heard him refered to as the "Teflon Molester" :animateds

[Frank Giaramita]

It would be amazing if Michael just ran out of the court room with a microphone and performed for all of these "fans".

[Basketcase]

hahahahahaha....Fox News is a total fucking joke.

[HalfwayJames]

Little joke

What does K-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants half off, and THEY'LL GET AWAY WITH IT!

[littlejohn]

tax payers paid for this ...

now, does he learn his fucking lesson.
haha, when i read that i laghed, because i read it as if it meant a lesson in fucking you know, a fucking lesson

[Bikeage]

Yeah! It's insane! What in the hell are they cheering for...certainly not Michael Jackson the performer...

it's pathetic when people cheer/root for a pervert that's acquited and then act like it affects their life so much.... it's sad how much attention those people out there show this case, if only they had that much enthusiasm towards something IMPORTANT in the world like the situation in africa

[urowndisaster52]

not guilty, ya'll gots ta feel me.

....dat's da anthem, git ya damn hands up.



I LOVE CHILDREN

[SonEric84]

did you see that lady freeing a dove everytime they announced "not guilty" on each count



Someone needs to shoot that bitch.



And c'mon already, the only way this guy could be anymore guilty is if the cops walked in on him in bed with the kids. This is retarded.

[Isolated]

It would be amazing if Michael just ran out of the court room with a microphone and performed for all of these "fans".
It'd be more amazing if he ran out of the court naked, rubbing custard over his genitals and stripping young boys of their clothes.

[Frank Giaramita]

Does anyone know when the next scheduled molestation charge is? 2007 or so?

[Samuel]

Does anyone know when the next scheduled molestation charge is? 2007 or so?

id say next week

[Cal Smith]

Does anyone know when the next scheduled molestation charge is? 2007 or so?

"That's ignorant........that's just ignorant"

[January1979]

I'm shocked that through all of this no one was thinking about the children. It's all about his status & fame. It's just wrong. we should've expected this verdict, because it was never about justice or vindication for the victims. just wrong :/

[AlkTrio205]

Does anyone know when the next scheduled molestation charge is? 2007 or so?

Tommorow.

After the freedom party tonight.

[djUbilla]

"That's ignorant........that's just ignorant"
hahahahahahaha

[dumbcorey]

"That's ignorant........that's just ignorant"

nice south park reference

[Bikeage]

my friend: "I just don't see how he got off"
me: "With about five or six 10 year olds"

[justinevans]

I've lost respect for the state of California as if I had any in the past.

HE LET CHILDREN SLEEP IN HIS FUCKING BED! WHAT THE FUCK? SERIOUSLY. HE HIMSELF HAS ADMITTED IT.

Californians, you let OJ go and now Michael.
You voted for Arnold.

What do you have to say for yourselves?

Most importantly,

Californians, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU SEND YOUR CHILDREN TO HIS HOME?

I suggest you load a weapon and shoot yourselves right through the temple.

Also, fans from wherever you are that obsess over any actor, singer, band, etc...in the way these people do, you need to suffer the same fate as the parents who send their children there....especially if you are obsessed with someone like Mike Jackson.

Obsess over you're on fucking life.

[Basketcase]

I've lost respect for the state of California as if I had any in the past.

HE LET CHILDREN SLEEP IN HIS FUCKING BED! WHAT THE FUCK? SERIOUSLY. HE HIMSELF HAS ADMITTED IT.

Californians, you let OJ go and now Michael.
You voted for Arnold.

What do you have to say for yourselves?

Most importantly,

Californians, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU SEND YOUR CHILDREN TO HIS HOME?

I suggest you load a weapon and shoot yourselves right through the temple.

Also, fans from wherever you are that obsess over any actor, singer, band, etc...in the way these people do, you need to suffer the same fate as the parents who send their children there....especially if you are obsessed with someone like Mike Jackson.

Obsess over you're on fucking life.

take it easy bud. i didn't vote for Arnold.

[nicholasscimeca]

some of these responses show the ignorance and stupidity of you morons fueled by media.
it clearly shows the demographic of some visitors at this website and why you guys fight about "when good things happen to bands you dont like"

NOT GUILTY!

OMG! TAKE MY SCENE POINTS!

[YellowNovember]

he free, tate hes all yours

[SLADE775]

I got a joke........how do you know its midnight at Jackos house?








when the big hand touches the small hand!!

i got yer nose......

[LPMagic]

Womp womp.

- Jeff

[funnytalkinfish]

I got a joke........how do you know its midnight at Jackos house?

when the big hand touches the small hand!!

i got yer nose......

hahaha

you would no !

[The Gray Ghost]

Justice Has Been Served! :)

[EndorsePunk]

Ha. innocent on all god damn counts. son of a bitch

[thisenvy]

It's about time the jury got it right.

I didn't vote for Arnold either.
OJ was obviously guilty.
The "evidence" and inconsistency for the prosecution sucked in MJ's case.
He was absolutely not guilty.

Angelina Jolie can care deeply about kids in other countries, but Michael Jackson can't care because it's considered creepy? What the fuck is that? Double standard.

You know you've all loved MJ at one point in time.
There's no need to turn on him now.

[fullerm]

honestly, who didnt think this was gonna happen? could you see michael jackson going to jail??

[Isolated]

I got a joke........how do you know its midnight at Jackos house?








when the big hand touches the small hand!!

i got yer nose......
Or when the custard touches the big hand and the genitals of the big handed person are dripping with custard.

[paperw1ngs]

i thought he would be let off. but i still think he is guilty. fmae does funyn things like that i suppose.

[mcf420]

hahahahaha

[justinevans]

some of these responses show the ignorance and stupidity of you morons fueled by media.
it clearly shows the demographic of some visitors at this website and why you guys fight about "when good things happen to bands you dont like"

NOT GUILTY!

OMG! TAKE MY SCENE POINTS!

I'm sorry, when a old man says "I sleep with boys all the time." It make you think sketchy things are happening.

This had nothing to do with the children...all it had to do was with Michael Jackson's fame and stature.

I hate to make this sound racist...you will never see a popular and famous man of color put in prison. It would cause a riot. It is a disgrace. If it was an all black jury in the martha stewart case, and she was guilty, she would have been just found guilty.

In this case, it was an all white jury, they knew if they said he was guilty, there would be a riot.

"The boy who cried wolf"....the next accusation is just going to be shoved away.

[ThriftWhore]

overall he was found not guilty, to quote a very funny man, because he made thriller.

thriller.

[justinevans]

It's about time the jury got it right.

I didn't vote for Arnold either.
OJ was obviously guilty.
The "evidence" and inconsistency for the prosecution sucked in MJ's case.
He was absolutely not guilty.

Angelina Jolie can care deeply about kids in other countries, but Michael Jackson can't care because it's considered creepy? What the fuck is that? Double standard.

You know you've all loved MJ at one point in time.
There's no need to turn on him now.

turn on him? I didn't know to like one's musical talent means you have to like who they are or agree with what they do.

Angelina Jolie isn't sleeping with little boys or girls either.

[raisinbran]

i mean martha stewart went to jail...did that really count as jail though?

-one of my friends went to jail for a day or two and he said, it wasn't that bad

-yeah he is "a smooth criminal" and it's been a "thriller"...no. not really

-people here are damn funny

[marrost]

Nobody fucking knows unless you were in that bed. Who gives a fat shit.

[soliloquy]

you have to admit it's all about the schadenfreude.
i don't know who to believe, but it would have been cool if he was found guilty.
just because i like the idea of famous people in jail.
just looking at him creeps me out. it's all in the nose.

ps: i never liked michael jackson. ever. when i was little, i was into billy joel.

[TakingBackNolan]

Are you kidding me? Does this look like the face of a guilty man?

http://www.amuseyourself.com/celebrity-symmetry/jacko-mug-2a-xxx.jpg

Man? No. Woman? Yes.

[eric.randalls]

umm, as long as he stays away from me, i don't care..
but. it seems like since the parents and kids have decided that he wasn't guilty, that maybe they lied at first and now they're trying to put it back to how it should be. *shrugage*

[justinevans]

i mean martha stewart went to jail...did that really count as jail though?

-one of my friends went to jail for a day or two and he said, it wasn't that bad

-yeah he is "a smooth criminal" and it's been a "thriller"...no. not really

-people here are damn funny

state pententiary and a county or city jail are a bit different.

same with a day sentence or a year.

[VexRed0903]

I'm not too sure he's 100% 'there' in the head, but I have to say his music was good in its hey-day.

[[Brendan]]

I'm not too sure he's 100% 'there' in the head, but I have to say his music was good in its hey-day.You mean when he was black? if you do then I agree.

[SLADE775]

the only person to be born a black man

and die a white woman.

http://www.spalliance.net/tmp-images/jackson.gif

[Bikeage]

I'm sorry, when a old man says "I sleep with boys all the time." It make you think sketchy things are happening.

This had nothing to do with the children...all it had to do was with Michael Jackson's fame and stature.

I hate to make this sound racist...you will never see a popular and famous man of color put in prison. It would cause a riot. It is a disgrace. If it was an all black jury in the martha stewart case, and she was guilty, she would have been just found guilty.

In this case, it was an all white jury, they knew if they said he was guilty, there would be a riot.

"The boy who cried wolf"....the next accusation is just going to be shoved away.

you're right about the case, but your'e a fucking dumb ignorant piece of shit for your previous statement.... please go play infront of traffic

[raisinbran]

state pententiary and a county or city jail are a bit different.

same with a day sentence or a year.

my friend was brought into a county jail -

[ThriftWhore]

I hate to make this sound racist...you will never see a popular and famous man of color put in prison. It would cause a riot. It is a disgrace. If it was an all black jury in the martha stewart case, and she was guilty, she would have been just found guilty.
When you say color, do you mean "near-transparent" when you're talking about Whacko Jacko?

[TitoThePoolBoy]

i think the jury made the right decision using the "beyond a reasonable doubt" standard. it basically came down to jackson's word against the acuser's and though it's difficult to judge this case without biased opinions about jackson, i think the evidence was not there. personally, i think the decision was just, however, sadly enough, it's still difficult to say weather or not jackson is fully innocent. also, i think the jury was under a lot of presure to convict jackson, and i'm sure most of them are going home to communities that were pushing for a guilty verdict, so it's sort of comforting to know that these people deliberated for more than a week, analyzed all of the evidence throughly, and came out today with a verdict that did not necessarily follow the mass media hysteria.

[Ruggiero2oo8]

i'm just glad its over and i don't have to hear about it anymore.

but i think he was guilty

[ForeverInADay]

the only person to be born a black man

and die a white woman.

http://www.spalliance.net/tmp-images/jackson.gif
hahaha i like the part under your name where it says "awwww GAY!" hahaha

"sir! calm down! im going to have to check if you soiled yourself."
"I really dont think hes hurt though..."
"SIR! I'LL GET TO YOU IN A SECOND!"

[Throwback]

I'm sorry, when a old man says "I sleep with boys all the time." It make you think sketchy things are happening.

This had nothing to do with the children...all it had to do was with Michael Jackson's fame and stature.

I hate to make this sound racist...you will never see a popular and famous man of color put in prison. It would cause a riot. It is a disgrace. If it was an all black jury in the martha stewart case, and she was guilty, she would have been just found guilty.

In this case, it was an all white jury, they knew if they said he was guilty, there would be a riot.

"The boy who cried wolf"....the next accusation is just going to be shoved away.
Very valid point and I love your sig. Hooray for Gym Class Heroes.

[justinevans]

When you say color, do you mean "near-transparent" when you're talking about Whacko Jacko?

hahaha

Very valid point and I love your sig. Hooray for Gym Class Heroes.

thanks.

[SLADE775]

hahaha i like the part under your name where it says "awwww GAY!" hahaha

"sir! calm down! im going to have to check if you soiled yourself."
"I really dont think hes hurt though..."
"SIR! I'LL GET TO YOU IN A SECOND!"



hahahahaha "the peter copter."

[justinevans]

you're right about the case, but your'e a fucking dumb ignorant piece of shit for your previous statement.... please go play infront of traffic

which statement?

[JuneRock]

Here goes my scene points but... I told you soo... MJ is a freak but I honestly knew he wasnt a pedofile

[ForeverInADay]

hahahahaha "the peter copter."
hahaha and the 'hindenpeter'

[justinevans]

my friend was brought into a county jail -

yeah my friend was in a county jail for a dui...haha he was shackled.

[ThriftWhore]

now that this case is over, we can concentrate on the one true thing that matters about michael jackson-

his bankruptcy forcing him to sell back The Beatles catalog to Paul McCartney. YAY.

[MYJOBBLOWS]

not guilty! crazy.

[turbonium]

congrats. mj.

[SLADE775]

hahaha and the 'hindenpeter'


HOW DO YOU AFFORD THESE THINGS!!!!

[duffe]

that sucks.

[ForeverInADay]

HOW DO YOU AFFORD THESE THINGS!!!!
hahaha

"may i touch your hair?...i'm...i'm going to do it."
....

"Oh my, it feels like sheep!"

[Bikeage]

Originally Posted by paris1sinflames
I've lost respect for the state of California as if I had any in the past.

HE LET CHILDREN SLEEP IN HIS FUCKING BED! WHAT THE FUCK? SERIOUSLY. HE HIMSELF HAS ADMITTED IT.

Californians, you let OJ go and now Michael.
You voted for Arnold.

What do you have to say for yourselves?

Most importantly,

Californians, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU SEND YOUR CHILDREN TO HIS HOME?

I suggest you load a weapon and shoot yourselves right through the temple.

------------------------


that statment

[SLADE775]

hahaha

"may i touch your hair?...i'm...i'm going to do it."
....

"Oh my, it feels like sheep!"


AHAHAHAHA Brian - "um hey meg um meg if you ever wanna fool around ya know"

[Omar]

If you aren't in the mood for inappropriate jokes, then don't read the post...



Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

A: Because there's 20 of them

[justinevans]

Originally Posted by paris1sinflames
I've lost respect for the state of California as if I had any in the past.

HE LET CHILDREN SLEEP IN HIS FUCKING BED! WHAT THE FUCK? SERIOUSLY. HE HIMSELF HAS ADMITTED IT.

Californians, you let OJ go and now Michael.
You voted for Arnold.

What do you have to say for yourselves?

Most importantly,

Californians, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU SEND YOUR CHILDREN TO HIS HOME?

I suggest you load a weapon and shoot yourselves right through the temple.

------------------------


that statment

Sorry, you are right, that was far too general. I just don't have faith in a California Celebrity trial. It seems like they can do no wrong.

[SLADE775]

If you aren't in the mood for inappropriate jokes, then don't read the post...



Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

A: Because there's 20 of them


WORST JOKE EVER......LOSER!

[ThriftWhore]

If you aren't in the mood for inappropriate jokes, then don't read the post...



Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

A: Because there's 20 of them
that's a pretty good one, i've never heard that one before.

i've heard the jcpennies one 200,000 times, though.

[xRevengeISeekx]

someone needs to assassinate this motherfucker

[ForeverInADay]

WORST JOKE EVER......LOSER!
haha for real that jokes so overkill its not funny anymore

Triumph - "Nobody knows if Micheal Jackson is guilty or not, but we do know one thing...............He's GUILTY!" hahahahahaha

[Omar]

WORST JOKE EVER......LOSER!

yeah, yeah i know... but i had nothing constructive to add to the conversation, other than agree that any parent idiotic enought to send their kid to an adult's home for a sleep over should have all the sperm sucked out of their scrotum (or eggs from the ovaries) so they can never reproduce again... so I resorted to that... what can I do, not everyone is a demi-God of humor Slade... ;) One day, perhaps, I will have your gift....

[SLADE775]

haha for real that jokes so overkill its not funny anymore

Triumph - "Nobody knows if Micheal Jackson is guilty or not, but we do know one thing...............He's GUILTY!" hahahahahaha



HAHAHA!!!

the south park with him is just perfect.....thank you Matt and Trey!!!

[Cocky Caucasion]

Batman is going to fucking own