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anbermore
12/20/08, 06:02 PM
FOOT PRINTS IN THE SAND :


One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.

In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only.

This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to the Lord,

"You promised me Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?"

The Lord replied, "The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I carried you."


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dreamtiwas
12/20/08, 08:09 PM
fail.

heyzombiehitler
12/20/08, 08:30 PM
Change your avatar, and get the fuck out of here.

AP_Punk
12/20/08, 08:34 PM
"if you're wondering why there're two sets of footprints in the sand, that's because this is my second take"

- steve holt!

zeropunk16
12/20/08, 08:35 PM
Who keeps finding god?

Heart-A-Tact
12/20/08, 08:52 PM
How many times have you found this motherfucker?

robat19
12/20/08, 08:59 PM
when i was 4 i woke up in the middle of the night and saw jesus. true story.

RamInGoreville
12/20/08, 09:10 PM
Caps Profile Ftw

zeropunk16
12/20/08, 09:13 PM
Every time I see this thread I keep singing The Fray. Stop it!

harveymonster
12/20/08, 09:15 PM
wtf this is like the 5th epiphany thread you've posted.

ThemChains
12/20/08, 09:37 PM
...and he is an astronaut.

NEP633
12/20/08, 10:02 PM
there is no god

Anthony Lutz
12/20/08, 10:33 PM
when i was 4 i woke up in the middle of the night and saw jesus. true story.

Are you sure it wasn't Night Man?

duhpunk
12/20/08, 10:34 PM
when i was 4 i woke up in the middle of the night and saw jesus. true story.

that was the tooth fairy

robat19
12/20/08, 10:40 PM
that was the tooth fairy

I didn't get any money...

duhpunk
12/20/08, 10:48 PM
I didn't get any money...

Apparently, no one is recession-proof.