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CircaEnder
06/14/05, 04:47 PM
This is some funny shit..not sure if anyone will care but.. it just reminds me of a bad movie.
So i have this friend Mike. Hes been hanging with this guy jake and they made a band. So they met a girl named Tessy whos boyfriend Jose is a Big time Drug dealer. Well Sunday Mike,Jake, and Tessy decided that they were sick of their lives and decided that they were going to Steal $3000,600 xanex,300 Xpills and 2 handguns from Jose... well they did and they are on their way to California.. I know this cause Mike feels the need to call my friends brother (my friend who i live with) who lives in chicago and tell him EVERYTHING and tell him when hes crossing each stateline on his way to California..(hes a huge dumbass) On top of stealing $3000,600 xanex,300 Xpills and 2 handguns AND his Girl.. Mike CALLS this motherfucker and tells him that Tessy took his shit and is on her way to Louisiana to throw him off... So now hes LIED to this guy... Last night Jose and 2 of his boys showed up at my friend Goatts house WITH GUNS to find mike... so at this point.. i have to say.. mike has fucking lost it..hahahhaha well just though it was a funny story.
Throwback
06/14/05, 04:49 PM
Hahahahahhaha.
Seven Years
06/14/05, 04:49 PM
hahaha wow
SonEric84
06/14/05, 04:50 PM
hahahahahahaha Holy shit that's the funniest thing I have heard all day. Your friend is either really brave or really fuckin stupid. Maybe a little of both.
CircaEnder
06/14/05, 04:51 PM
hahahahahahaha Holy shit that's the funniest thing I have heard all day. Your friend is either really brave or really fuckin stupid. Maybe a little of both.
Dude..hes fucking CRAZY i always knew it..but this is definately him finally fucking losing it..
SonEric84
06/14/05, 04:53 PM
Dude..hes fucking CRAZY i always knew it..but this is definately him finally fucking losing it..
Man...that is awesome, you have to tell us how it turns out. You should sell this shit to hollywood. haha
CircaEnder
06/14/05, 04:55 PM
Man...that is awesome, you have to tell us how it turns out. You should sell this shit to hollywood. haha
Dont worry dude..ill keep this updated.. and as soon as i heard it i was like.. there is my movie idea. haha.
SonEric84
06/14/05, 04:55 PM
Dont worry dude..ill keep this updated.. and as soon as i heard it i was like.. there is my movie idea. haha.
haha It would so work.
VeloriumCamper
06/14/05, 05:32 PM
im confused
CircaEnder
06/14/05, 05:57 PM
im confused
haha about?
Tristan Needler
06/14/05, 05:58 PM
is your friend going to get fucking killed?
SonEric84
06/14/05, 05:59 PM
is your friend going to get fucking killed?
haha Sounds like there's a good chance to me.
CircaEnder
06/14/05, 06:02 PM
is your friend going to get fucking killed?
I think its a possiblity...I mean he went to my friend Goatts house with guns.. so hes not playing games...but that was in the same town.. Hes supposed to be on his way to Louisiana and when he finds that they arent there.. hes going to be PISSED.. and mike keeps telling ppl where he is.. hes so fucking stupid.. Hes telling this guy named derik who i wouldnt trust with anything..so he might just get shot.
Hilikus
06/14/05, 06:06 PM
funny, but i mean he is your friend, if i were you i would damn worried.
pinklar
06/14/05, 06:07 PM
$3000,600 xanex,300 Xpills and 2 handguns
if you're willing to die for 3000 dollars, some pills and some guns, you must be fucking crazy.
CircaEnder
06/14/05, 06:08 PM
funny, but i mean he is your friend, if i were you i would damn worried.
I am..but im more in shock right now at how fucking crazy you have to be to do this.
Tristan Needler
06/14/05, 06:11 PM
funny, but i mean he is your friend, if i were you i would damn worried.
yeah, honestly, fuck.
Manbotisdead
06/14/05, 06:12 PM
That's depressing.
CircaEnder
06/14/05, 06:36 PM
That's depressing.
it is mostly cause mike is a sad sad person..
VeloriumCamper
06/14/05, 06:43 PM
haha about?
many things
SonEric84
06/14/05, 06:48 PM
haha Okay, who the fuck gave me negative points and put a picture of a naked dude next to a car in my scene point comments!?
AreTwoKay
06/14/05, 07:29 PM
Fucking crazy.
Pat Marquez
06/14/05, 07:37 PM
This is some funny shit..not sure if anyone will care but.. it just reminds me of a bad movie.
So i have this friend Mike. Hes been hanging with this guy jake and they made a band. So they met a girl named Tessy whos boyfriend Jose is a Big time Drug dealer. Well Sunday Mike,Jake, and Tessy decided that they were sick of their lives and decided that they were going to Steal $3000,600 xanex,300 Xpills and 2 handguns from Jose... well they did and they are on their way to California.. I know this cause Mike feels the need to call my friends brother (my friend who i live with) who lives in chicago and tell him EVERYTHING and tell him when hes crossing each stateline on his way to California..(hes a huge dumbass) On top of stealing $3000,600 xanex,300 Xpills and 2 handguns AND his Girl.. Mike CALLS this motherfucker and tells him that Tessy took his shit and is on her way to Louisiana to throw him off... So now hes LIED to this guy... Last night Jose and 2 of his boys showed up at my friend Goatts house WITH GUNS to find mike... so at this point.. i have to say.. mike has fucking lost it..hahahhaha well just though it was a funny story.
you are the fucking man dude. that is seriously one of the greatest stories i have ever read. i want to hang out with your friends.
AreTwoKay
06/14/05, 07:38 PM
you are the fucking man dude. that is seriously one of the greatest stories i have ever read. i want to hang out with your friends.
Pat!! where the fuck have you been?
13th hour
06/14/05, 07:40 PM
This is some funny shit..not sure if anyone will care but.. it just reminds me of a bad movie.
So i have this friend Mike. Hes been hanging with this guy jake and they made a band. So they met a girl named Tessy whos boyfriend Jose is a Big time Drug dealer. Well Sunday Mike,Jake, and Tessy decided that they were sick of their lives and decided that they were going to Steal $3000,600 xanex,300 Xpills and 2 handguns from Jose... well they did and they are on their way to California.. I know this cause Mike feels the need to call my friends brother (my friend who i live with) who lives in chicago and tell him EVERYTHING and tell him when hes crossing each stateline on his way to California..(hes a huge dumbass) On top of stealing $3000,600 xanex,300 Xpills and 2 handguns AND his Girl.. Mike CALLS this motherfucker and tells him that Tessy took his shit and is on her way to Louisiana to throw him off... So now hes LIED to this guy... Last night Jose and 2 of his boys showed up at my friend Goatts house WITH GUNS to find mike... so at this point.. i have to say.. mike has fucking lost it..hahahhaha well just though it was a funny story.
Thats probably one of the best stories... ever.
Trainsaw
06/14/05, 07:40 PM
those guys are dead, i wouldn't steal from a drug dealer
poppa Q
06/14/05, 08:12 PM
those guys are dead, i wouldn't steal from a drug dealer
no joke. how old are they?
NFG4ever
06/14/05, 08:23 PM
This is some funny shit..not sure if anyone will care but.. it just reminds me of a bad movie.
So i have this friend Mike. Hes been hanging with this guy jake and they made a band. So they met a girl named Tessy whos boyfriend Jose is a Big time Drug dealer. Well Sunday Mike,Jake, and Tessy decided that they were sick of their lives and decided that they were going to Steal $3000,600 xanex,300 Xpills and 2 handguns from Jose... well they did and they are on their way to California.. I know this cause Mike feels the need to call my friends brother (my friend who i live with) who lives in chicago and tell him EVERYTHING and tell him when hes crossing each stateline on his way to California..(hes a huge dumbass) On top of stealing $3000,600 xanex,300 Xpills and 2 handguns AND his Girl.. Mike CALLS this motherfucker and tells him that Tessy took his shit and is on her way to Louisiana to throw him off... So now hes LIED to this guy... Last night Jose and 2 of his boys showed up at my friend Goatts house WITH GUNS to find mike... so at this point.. i have to say.. mike has fucking lost it..hahahhaha well just though it was a funny story.
wow you americans are fucking crazy haha
charly horse
06/14/05, 08:26 PM
Man...that is awesome, you have to tell us how it turns out. You should sell this shit to hollywood. haha
agreed.
PunkDrums182
06/14/05, 08:32 PM
you are the fucking man dude. that is seriously one of the greatest stories i have ever read. i want to hang out with your friends.
hahaha
CircaEnder
06/15/05, 01:05 AM
you are the fucking man dude. that is seriously one of the greatest stories i have ever read. i want to hang out with your friends.
haha thanks man... im sure we could have some serious fun.. not with mike though.. not sure he can ever come back and feel safe.
no joke. how old are they?
well mike is 19, not sure one jake or tessy cause i dont know tessy and all and i met the jake dude once..
Even so.
The fact he would drive to Cali with all that shit in his car is crazier.
yeah..i mean. mike is a dumb ass.. if the crazy mexican drug dealer doesnt catch him the cops more than likely will.
Hahaha wow that is insane! Just make sure they don't get you involved. You could be like a hostage or some shit.
CircaEnder
06/15/05, 01:11 AM
Hahaha wow that is insane! Just make sure they don't get you involved. You could be like a hostage or some shit.
haha hes told a few ppl i know at least 2 and he called my cell today.. i missed the call.. but i dont want to know anything that way if that fucker comes to find me i really dont know shit.
actionandaction
06/15/05, 08:43 AM
That reminds me: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is a great movie.
TJ Wells
06/15/05, 10:17 AM
haha thanks man... im sure we could have some serious fun.. not with mike though.. not sure he can ever come back and feel safe.
well mike is 19, not sure one jake or tessy cause i dont know tessy and all and i met the jake dude once..
yeah..i mean. mike is a dumb ass.. if the crazy mexican drug dealer doesnt catch him the cops more than likely will.
you really think a crazy mexican drug dealer's gonna call the cops?
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