first!

[spansen]

why does it seem like there are a bunch of kids vying to be the first to comment in the news threads nowadays?

[acfrue]

cuz they thinkz theyz c00lz, but they aint theyre just a bunch of n00bz!!

[spansen]

yeah, most of them don't have too many posts yet.. so maybe they think it matters to be first.

but it's only been like.. the last few days that i've been spotting it. and it's weird.

[CTMarshall]

I've noticed it too. I've seen it around on other message boards a lot, but it's kind of sad to see it on AP.

[spansen]

I've noticed it too. I've seen it around on other message boards a lot, but it's kind of sad to see it on AP.
i've seen it on a lot of sites, but never here.. and.. yeah, it is a bit saddening. it's just stupid, really.

[Heart-A-Tact]

News topic: "(Insert newer band that not many have heard of yet) will be on The Gunz Show tonight."

User's post: "First!"

User's thoughts on news topic: "Holy SHIT this thread is going to be HUGE."

[Fallinto_rhythm]

The only place I like to be first for is at a red light. I'm so damn impatient.

[spansen]

haha, seconded. i don't want to be behind someone else at a red-light if the lane over is vacant.

[thespearkid]

It only matters when you're first in a fall out boy thread.

[spansen]

nope, never matters.

[swt_catastrophe]

yeah, i don't really get this trend either.
it's like they just want to up their post count, without adding anything legit to the discussion

[Heart-A-Tact]

ciG-Xs7mBwU

[fadedmemories]

I've noticed it too. I've seen it around on other message boards a lot, but it's kind of sad to see it on AP.
Yup, I thought we were above that

[crit]

first

[MarsEatWorld]

ciG-Xs7mBwU
ahahahahhahahahahahaa

[spansen]

ciG-Xs7mBwU
hahaha
Yup, I thought we were above that
most of us are.

[spansen]

yeah, i don't really get this trend either.
it's like they just want to up their post count, without adding anything legit to the discussion
i missed you in my multi-quote. dammit.

true. and it's stupid.

[kaycey]

18th.

[JJJ]

19th

[deFobbed14yrs]

lucky number..20......

[4N6 science]

Black Jack- 21!

[JJJ]

22nd just like the date !
SNAPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[new_arbiter]

Amazing still it seems, I'll be 23(rd).

[BJW7191]

12th... yes






shit, im 24? how the hell am i to get my cool points up

/fail

[spansen]

awesome. now everyone's contributing

[Fallinto_rhythm]

haha, seconded. i don't want to be behind someone else at a red-light if the lane over is vacant.


I knowww! I can't stand people who just like don't move over. And why does it take people foreverrrr to just like put thier foot on the peddle and press down. It's really just that simple. I hate driving.

[concernedparent]

It's because there are a bunch of kids vying to be the first to comment in the news threads nowadays.

[samsara]

They think its cool to be competitive.

28th!

[PezMullet]

29th

[dtrzcin]

It should be who can get the last.

[MarsEatWorld]

in before the locks?
lolol

[BJW7191]

in before the locks?
lolol


is this thread legally retarded.. not the people, just in general


oh, youre included in the retardedness though mars

[MarsEatWorld]

is this thread legally retarded.. not the people, just in general


oh, youre included in the retardedness though mars
:[

[BJW7191]

:[


oh stop being a baby you know im joking

[PezMullet]

Let's bring this thread to the 5000 mark. The 5000th is the winner.

[Plodbax]

4964 to go!

[MarsEatWorld]

oh stop being a baby you know im joking
:]

[TheDemosRock]

I don't think it's "nowadays", it's pretyt much been going on for a long time.
It's just an immature quirky thing, I don't find it to be all that annoying.

[circatbs]

38.

jk but I do it sometimes but usually only in posts or thread that I know will get alot of replies.

[TheSkyline]

38.

jk but I do it sometimes but usually only in posts or thread that I know will get alot of replies.

There is no excuse. Stop.

40 N00BZ OMG!

[circatbs]

There is no excuse. Stop.

40 N00BZ OMG!

Who the fuck are you to tell me what to do?

[TheSkyline]

Who the fuck are you to tell me what to do?

I'm just messing with you man, chill out.

[jenny_ell]

whenever i see "first" on this site, i think of perezhilton.com. i used to read that site alot and the comments are ridic, sometimes theres like a whole page of comments that say "first bitches!" "first?" "am i first?" lol.

[4N6 science]

#44

[kaycey]

fuck you #46, im #45! bitch!

[MarsEatWorld]

LAAAAAAAAAast

[kaycey]

LAAAAAAAAAast
don't you mean second last.

[MarsEatWorld]

don't you mean second last.
no i mean



LAST

[kaycey]

no i mean



LAST
you were talking about me, right?

[MarsEatWorld]

you were talking about me, right?
no i was deff talking about me.

[4N6 science]

I is confused.

[MarsEatWorld]

I is confused.
and I am

LAST

[kaycey]

and I am

LAST
so if you're last, then what am i?

[MarsEatWorld]

so if you're last, then what am i?
second to last...




LAST

[samsara]

last-er?

[MarsEatWorld]

ultimo

[samsara]

dang you beat me...

[Nerdy91]

Yup, I thought we were above that
so did I! Ive never had the opprotunity to do the "first" thing but even if i did have the chance i wouldnt bc it would make me feel like a douchebag

[MarsEatWorld]

laaaaaaaast

[4N6 science]

last in here too?

[MarsEatWorld]

im lasssst.

[kaycey]

:spam:

i'm last!

[MarsEatWorld]

not really keegs


last

[kaycey]

yes really keegs


i'm second last
*fixed

LAST.

[MarsEatWorld]

you liedd


lasttt

[kaycey]

you lied to yourself. the shame.

last.

[MarsEatWorld]

and you, my friend, lied to yourself too


llllllllast.

[samsara]

whose last?

[4N6 science]

Mars is NOT




Last.

[samsara]

oh I see.





Last.-er

[4N6 science]

Lastest.

[samsara]

Final last.

[MarsEatWorld]

never
im last.

[samsara]

dang you got both of us.

[MarsEatWorld]

sure did.

last

[humanafterall]

hahah how is this not locked yet haha

[MarsEatWorld]

hahah how is this not locked yet haha
no idea
but im going to be LASTTTT

[samsara]

are you sure?

[MarsEatWorld]

yup


last

[kaycey]

say what 79!?!?!?!?!

i'm 80.

[MarsEatWorld]

im last.

[kaycey]

yeah sure, and i'm the bloody queen!

[MarsEatWorld]

maybe you are


salt.

[kaycey]

and maybe i'm a lesbian queen.

would you be willing to serve her majesty in any/every way ?

[MarsEatWorld]

never


last.

[kaycey]

says who ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[MarsEatWorld]

me


last

[kaycey]

and so it is....

[MarsEatWorld]

last

[kaycey]

just like i thought it w00d be....

[robat19]

last

[BJW7191]

last
owned

[robat19]

owned

pwned

[BJW7191]

/fin

[spansen]

wait, why is this back?

[BJW7191]

idk.. someone posted again last or something and i remember everyone wanted to put last, so i posted and here we are

[spansen]

people are stupid, and, i think since i made the thread i should have the 'last' along with the 'first'

[BJW7191]

but it would be better for my selfesteem if i got it

[spansen]

you must have an awfully low self-esteem if that's the case.

[robat19]

there have been a lot of "first" in threads lately

[spansen]

what? like.. lots of people posting "first!" on news items?

[robat19]

yeah

[spansen]

i think they should get banned.. because that'd be hilarious-- at least to me.

[robat19]

well they're all new members with usually less than like 300 posts, and I guess that's the cool think to do?

[spansen]

well, temporary bans at the very least are in order to discourage such practices.. it's just plain stupid.

[Heart-A-Tact]

Saw some motherfucker do this in a We The Kings thread. Doesn't even make sense.

[spansen]

they're the king!

[acfrue]

Now the hip thing is "Last!!!"

[spansen]

i wonder how much longer this thread's really got..

[samsara]

I wanted to be last. I only did the "first" thing once and that was for Valencia.

[spansen]

for valencia?.. what?

i like them.. but i don't know what you're referencing..

[samsara]

It was for a news thread, that I did the "first" thing. Of course because I was first.

[acfrue]

i wonder how much longer this thread's really got..

the last thread got lock, but it sounds like its gonna be unlocked next christmas season.

[spansen]

ok. well.. that's stupid.

[robat19]

the last thread got lock, but it sounds like its gonna be unlocked next christmas season.

That had nothing to do with being first or last, we were just messing around in a random thread.

[spansen]

your sentence made no sense. good use of apostrophe.

[HelpMeSleep]

whenever i see "first" on this site, i think of perezhilton.com. i used to read that site alot and the comments are ridic, sometimes theres like a whole page of comments that say "first bitches!" "first?" "am i first?" lol.
haha. it always makes me think of buzznet.

edit: 117th!

[spansen]

yahoo!

[samsara]

google

[spansen]

that... was irrelevant.

[samsara]

yeah it kinda was

[BJW7191]

last

[HelpMeSleep]

more last.

[acfrue]

no i'm last.

[BJW7191]

last

if anyone posts after me they like to eat aborted feti and felate their moms

[samsara]

lastest-er?

[spansen]

you guys all suck. every last one of ya.

[thesafeword]

Without reading this thread I am going to guess its content
1. a spansen rant
2. a lot of unfunny, but obligatory 'firsts'
3. somebody says that this is stupid and starts the 'last' thing
4. a lot of lasts
5. this post

[acfrue]

^^^YOU R CORRECT SIRRRR!!!

lsat!!!!

[jagermeister]

Has anyone bothered to remember or post yet that if you're not first you're last. We all know this, come on guys.

[MarsEatWorld]

If i wanted to become a lawyer... i would need to take the LSAT

[resrchmnkygrl6]

If i wanted to become a lawyer... i would need to take the LSAT
was that just a statement or are you quoting legally blonde?

[MarsEatWorld]

was that just a statement or are you quoting legally blonde?
it was me saying
last haha

[BJW7191]

all of you sick fucks eat aborted feti and felate your mums... sick twisted fucks


last

[MarsEatWorld]

all of you sick fucks eat aborted feti and felate your mums... sick twisted fucks


last
hey mr. im too cool to talk to mars

[BJW7191]

hey mr. im too cool to talk to mars
hey ms im just never gunna talk to brian ever by avoiding him on AP

last

[MarsEatWorld]

hey ms im just never gunna talk to brian ever by avoiding him on AP

last
How are you mr. brian never responds to my texts

[acfrue]

me=last
mars=not

[BJW7191]

How are you mr. brian never responds to my texts


unfortunately, your texts got me in trouble last time with the gf... we should PM instead

[MarsEatWorld]

unfortunately, your texts got me in trouble last time with the gf... we should PM instead
HHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

[BJW7191]

shut up


c'est fin

[spansen]

Without reading this thread I am going to guess its content
1. a spansen rant
2. a lot of unfunny, but obligatory 'firsts'
3. somebody says that this is stupid and starts the 'last' thing
4. a lot of lasts
5. this post
i hardly post rants?.. at least, i don't think i do?... i merely post observations, usually.. or goofy stories. i think.

and, past that. it's true, and it's still going. what the fuck.

[MarsEatWorld]

shut up


c'est fin
hahaha
thats hilarious. foreal

[BJW7191]

i know... i laughed in her face when she freaked out


its just so stupid

but seriously i miss our convos yo


caboose

[robat19]

we all know who the lastest of the last is....

me!

[BJW7191]

dude seriously... youre cramping my fuckin style

[robat19]

mars and i are the originators of the last battle

[MarsEatWorld]

i know... i laughed in her face when she freaked out


its just so stupid

but seriously i miss our convos yo


caboose
i miss our convos too

[MarsEatWorld]

mars and i are the originators of the last battle
this is fact.

[BJW7191]

i miss our convos too


liar


finale

[robat19]

अंतिम

[MarsEatWorld]

liar


finale
whatev

[samsara]

Lestat

[spansen]

you're seriously all retarded.. last time.

[BJW7191]

end

[robat19]

אני האחרון

[samsara]

OMG man so dumb!........

[BJW7191]

tsal

[robat19]

posledný

[BJW7191]

salt


lisdexic

[samsara]

ATLs

[robat19]

zadnji

[BJW7191]

slat

[samsara]

tals

[robat19]

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=760882&page=2

[BJW7191]

and you will know us by the trail of last posts

[acfrue]

Last Out Boy?

[robat19]

最後的

[acfrue]

viimeinen

[samsara]

eff the po-po

[robat19]

The Injured Last.

[BJW7191]

appleseed last

[spansen]

stfu, plz

[BJW7191]

no last


close the thread with me as last and ill shut up


last

[acfrue]

:postcount:

[BJW7191]

all time last

[spansen]

i can't close this thread, none of us can.. but you two (sometimes three or four) doing that is just stupid.

[acfrue]

:horse: <---- the last horse

[BJW7191]

kanye last?

[robat19]

:spam:

[BJW7191]

mont-last crue

[acfrue]

i can't close this thread, none of us can.. but you two (sometimes three or four) doing that is just stupid.

:chill:

[BJW7191]

yeah... why be mean when you can make the good times

last

[robat19]

yeah!
:txtloves:

[BJW7191]

as last as lions

[robat19]

:thisissparta:

[BJW7191]

long lasting double mint gum

[robat19]

dne

[BJW7191]

my fave super heros are lastman and robin

[acfrue]

My favorite pokemon is Blastoise.

[BJW7191]

oh fuck that was clever

you owned my face

now i need pLASTic surgery

[Chris Fallon]

For the sake of sanity, I'm locking this.