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MusicTalks
12/23/08, 07:54 AM
Soulja Boy - iSouljaBoyTellem
Record Label: Collipark Music / Interscope
Release Date: December 16, 2008

Unless you’ve been under a rock or at the North Pole or you were one of the passengers on Oceanic flight 815, you’ve most certainly heard of Soulja Boy and his internet-sensation-turned-multi-platinum song “Crank That.” And if you’ve heard it, I’m sure you wished you were, in fact, under a rock, at the North Pole or one of the passengers on Oceanic flight 815. It was one of the biggest songs in the last few years, proof that you can suck really hard and still have a hit record and make a few dollars. Soulja Boy went on to receive a Grammy nomination for the song, proof that you can also suck really hard and still get nominated for a Grammy. Just ask Macy Gray, she can attest to that. So, with the success of that one song, he released two albums featuring the single in 2007. With his newest album, iSouljaBoyTellem, one can’t be sure what he was hoping to accomplish, other than a boycott on his music altogether or an all out feud with the hip-hop industry.

What one can be sure of is that the album is a complete disaster. ”Crank That” might have been annoying, but it was catchy. The whole free world knew the lyrics, and if you knew the lyrics, you damn sure knew the dance. iSouljaBoyTellem is probably, all things considered, the worst album in the history of rap music. In fact, I would be cheeky enough to put it at the top of my list for worst albums ever made. Aside from lyrics and song titles that make absolutely no sense, he has the ever annoying habit of referring to himself in the third person and/or simply saying his name over and over and over again, until you want to bang your head against a brick wall, bang his head against a brick wall, or even both. He probably says “Soulja Boy Tell’em” about a thousand times in sixteen songs, and that’s not a joke. It’s rare that I can listen to an album and not find one good thing about it, but this is an exception. There wasn’t one even semi-decent track on the album. Every song is worse than the previous. It sounds like a bunch of kids who broke into a studio and just recorded themselves vomiting at the mouth. On second thought, that’s exactly what it is. I almost turned the album off eight songs into, but I figured that the rest of the album couldn’t possibly be as horrific as the first? I’ve never been so wrong.

The album didn’t even warrant a second spin. I had heard all I needed. So, in the end, that’s really all I can say about the album. If someone says different, I’m certain they’re deaf, dumb, or Soulja Boy’s mother. But honestly, I even bet she can’t stand this trash. It makes me want to go up to Ice-T and just shake his hand.

a flaming bag of shit; horrible music; contributing to the death of hip-hop; punching babies; being terrible
myspace.com/souljaboytellem (http://www.myspace.com/souljaboytellem)

circatbs
01/03/09, 10:32 PM
This has got to be the most awesome and and most funny review I have ever read. Great job dude. Your RIYL is the best part.

Klatzke
01/04/09, 12:19 PM
hahahahha. awesome.

polock
01/04/09, 12:26 PM
yahhh bitch, yahhhhhhhh!

CellarGhosts
01/04/09, 03:39 PM
hahaha. nicely done.

Nick Le
01/04/09, 05:29 PM
Hahhaha

saving jonathan
01/04/09, 10:09 PM
Why would you even review this album?
Was it so you could bash the guy and feel cool about giving him almost the lowest score possible?

Way to go.

WhoSaidThat?
01/04/09, 10:10 PM
Fuck MusicTalks. Eat a dick.

Kidding.

NateFoundGlory
01/04/09, 11:03 PM
Speaking of repeating your name a hundred times, anyone remember Mike Jones? :-/

WhoSaidThat?
01/04/09, 11:55 PM
Speaking of repeating your name a hundred times, anyone remember Mike Jones? :-/
Until now, no. Thanks.

WhoSaidThat?
01/04/09, 11:56 PM
I will laugh at anyone who says this album is better than even Good Charlotte's remix album, both of which i caught clips of on youtube

xoMASONxo24
01/05/09, 05:55 AM
he is awesome

MusicTalks
01/05/09, 06:38 AM
Why would you even review this album?
Was it so you could bash the guy and feel cool about giving him almost the lowest score possible?

Way to go.

Actually, I'm editing the score to be even lower. The default when you review is .25 and I didn't want AP.net to think that I forgot to score the album. Now that it's posted, I'm dropping it to the lowest possible .25 across the board.

But to answer your question - I reviewed this album because I wanted to be able to say, first hand, that it was terrible. People will trash an artist before they listen to an album, especially Soulja Boy. The people that trash his music have most likely never listened to anything other than "Crank That." So, in absolute fairness, I can say his music is trash, because I've given it a shot, rather than just running my mouth and trashing him, without listening at all.

saving jonathan
01/05/09, 09:22 AM
Actually, I'm editing the score to be even lower. The default when you review is .25 and I didn't want AP.net to think that I forgot to score the album. Now that it's posted, I'm dropping it to the lowest possible .25 across the board.

But to answer your question - I reviewed this album because I wanted to be able to say, first hand, that it was terrible. People will trash an artist before they listen to an album, especially Soulja Boy. The people that trash his music have most likely never listened to anything other than "Crank That." So, in absolute fairness, I can say his music is trash, because I've given it a shot, rather than just running my mouth and trashing him, without listening at all.
Well, now you can say "first hand" that you listened to the new Soulja Boy album. You had to have known what you were getting yourself into. My question is, was it worth it?

Judging by how you said this is "the worst album ever made", I would have to guess it probably wasn't.
And that is exactly my point.

MusicTalks
01/05/09, 10:19 AM
Well, now you can say "first hand" that you listened to the new Soulja Boy album. You had to have known what you were getting yourself into. My question is, was it worth it?

Judging by how you said this is "the worst album ever made", I would have to guess it probably wasn't.
And that is exactly my point.

There are tons of bands on here, and other sites, that get hammered when we all know there are people who haven't listened to them before. I had heard mixed things about his first album, but never heard anything other than his hit single. I was scrolling thru the list of newly rec'd albums from Linda and saw Soulja Boy's. I had an opinion of Soulja Boy, along with the rest of music listening population, but since I hadn't heard his music, I wanted to see how horrible it was. I don't look at it in terms of being worth it. I didn't pay for the music and it only used up about 50 mins of my time. The goal was to listen and form an opinion based on the music, as opposed to simply going with the popular vote. Now, when I say he is one of the worst musicians, I can legitimately say that, because I've listened to it. I didn't expect anything different, but then again, I wasn't planning on having a world-altering experience by listening to the album. It is the worst album ever made, but I enjoyed writing the review for it. So, yes, it was worth it.

singyoutocoma
01/05/09, 12:51 PM
I honestly believe that Soulja Boy's comedic merit outweighs the fact that he's so god-awful and annoying. The video for "Turn My Swag On" made me laugh harder than any comedy I saw in the month of December.

MusicTalks
01/05/09, 01:15 PM
I honestly believe that Soulja Boy's comedic merit outweighs the fact that he's so god-awful and annoying. The video for "Turn My Swag On" made me laugh harder than any comedy I saw in the month of December.

I can't remember where, but I heard that same thing. Stuff about how he's making fun of himself, etc. I might just have to watch the video. I mean, regardless of if he's poking fun at himself or making comedy rap, it's absolutely terrible.

DarkBlue13
01/05/09, 07:59 PM
hahaha well played dude

Brett3
01/05/09, 08:12 PM
Fucking terrible shit.

MattRTS
01/06/09, 06:12 PM
I think, from what I've heard, that this album is better (or at least better produced) than the first; granted, it's still easily the worst album of 2008.

WhoSaidThat?
01/06/09, 06:21 PM
Fuck you naggers. Soulja Boy is the voice of our generation! MusicTalks is clearly prejudiced. Besides, he doesn't rap, he doesn't get to talk.

You Won't Know
01/13/09, 09:08 AM
From the moment I heard "Crank Dat" i knew that this kid had no talent. I mean, I'm happy he made his money grab or whatever, but I can't think of a more appropriate comparison than this NBA-related one. Jay-Z = LeBron James, Soulja Boy = DeShawn Stevenson.

Seriously though, this is garbage and I hope we have less hip hop based strictly on hood dances.

MusicTalks
01/13/09, 09:35 AM
From the moment I heard "Crank Dat" i knew that this kid had no talent. I mean, I'm happy he made his money grab or whatever, but I can't think of a more appropriate comparison than this NBA-related one. Jay-Z = LeBron James, Soulja Boy = DeShawn Stevenson.

Seriously though, this is garbage and I hope we have less hip hop based strictly on hood dances.

And, that's the sole reason I did this review. To find out for sure.

lurker411_k9
01/19/09, 05:54 PM
Foreword: I never was and never will be a Soulja Boy fan. Kanye West is a dumbass for sticking up for him and Ice-T is a hero for bringing the obvious to the media's attention.

Anyways, I just figured this would be another hip-hop killing Soulja Boy album. What I didn't expect was the only version available to be edited. As in you have to search the internet for unedited bootlegs of the original songs.

Not that I actually listened to this trash, but I sure as hell don't need Soulja Boy's approval to have all the fucks and shits in my music.

Klatzke
01/19/09, 06:25 PM
Foreword: I never was and never will be a Soulja Boy fan. Kanye West is a dumbass for sticking up for him and Ice-T is a hero for bringing the obvious to the media's attention.

Anyways, I just figured this would be another hip-hop killing Soulja Boy album. What I didn't expect was the only version available to be edited. As in you have to search the internet for unedited bootlegs of the original songs.

Not that I actually listened to this trash, but I sure as hell don't need Soulja Boy's approval to have all the fucks and shits in my music.
Why would you download it if you're not a fan in the first place?

Grohl
02/18/09, 03:48 PM
I am not a racist in the slightest, but Soulja Boy should be lynched from the highest tree for corrupting so many minds.

superBMRuth
06/04/09, 11:01 PM
you should review the Brokencyde album when it comes out.

MusicTalks
06/08/09, 09:28 AM
you should review the Brokencyde album when it comes out.

I'd love to rip that shit to shreds too.