Pregnancy Scares

[eraserhead]

Going through one right now and it's terrifying. Her boobs are hurting for some reason and she's been feeling dizzy constantly. Right now I'm just praying she makes her period. I've been a nervous wreck for the last few days.

Anyone else had to deal with this?

[brentkid]

One of the worst feelings I've ever experienced. I don't even want to know how girls feel when this happens.

[thespearkid]

FUCK LIFESTYLES CONDOMS!

x

[4N6 science]

Yeah I've been through this twice...I had looked up all the information for planned parenthood. Fortunately she was just late for some reason.

[GetWellBoss]

been there twice too. it SUCKS. i remember waiting in line at the grocery store with a pregnancy kit. just to make sure she wasn't. LUCKILY...she wasnt.

[bigblue2015]

These are not fun.

[Hot Damn]

Dude, plan B!

[4N6 science]

I don't trust birth control.

[paigen]

Those are also symptoms of getting your period, lol.

[4N6 science]

Women need owner's manuals.

[hiddentrack]

:whine:

better prepare yourself.

[harveymonster]

Those are also symptoms of getting your period, lol.
Lol yea, dizzyness and boob pain happens when you're pmsing also. Hopefully that's the case.

[paigen]

Yeah, those are very common symptoms.

[4N6 science]

If that's so. This kid has no worries.

[Hot Damn]

http://www.recyclethis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/wire_hanger.jpg

[4N6 science]

oh man....

[MarsEatWorld]

been there twice too. it SUCKS. i remember waiting in line at the grocery store with a pregnancy kit. just to make sure she wasn't. LUCKILY...she wasnt.
youcanhavemybabies

[.invisible ink.]

youcanhavemybabies

that would be a christmas miracle.

[MarsEatWorld]

that would be a christmas miracle.
ass wipe

[.invisible ink.]

asswhipe
nice spelling, cuntface.

and nice edit.

[MarsEatWorld]

nice spelling, cuntface.
you whore. i hate you

[MarsEatWorld]

i changed it right after I wrote it.

[GetWellBoss]

I don't trust birth control.

me neither. it's all good until she has "the talk" with you. then you're fucked and it's too late. if you use a condom and then it breaks, then you can just get plan b within 72 hours(like someone mentioned before). the shitty thing is some girls use plan b as birth control which is a REALLY bad idea. it could cause permanent damage to your walls and you could not have kids later on in life.

also I supply my own condoms. fuck those crazies that will poke holes in them.

[.invisible ink.]

also I supply my own condoms. fuck those crazies that will poke holes in them.

yeah, seriously. watch out for those girls *cough*HPinmypants32*cough*

[MarsEatWorld]

yeah, seriously. watch out for those girls *cough*HPinmypants32*cough*
cuntface.

[GetWellBoss]

yeah, seriously. watch out for those girls *cough*HPinmypants32*cough*

lol. did you ever read the one about putting hot sauce in the used condom afterwards in case she tries to pour it in her? that shit is going to buuuuuurrrnn hahaha.

[.invisible ink.]

lol. did you ever read the one about putting hot sauce in the used condom afterwards in case she tries to pour it in her? that shit is going to buuuuuurrrnn hahaha.

Hell yeah, that's one of Tom Leykis' tricks. I can't believe there are actually women out there that would take a condom out of the trash and try and attempt to get pregnant from it, but they exist obviously and are as crazy as they come.

[MarsEatWorld]

Hell yeah, that's one of Tom Leykis' tricks. I can't believe there are actually women out there that would take a condom out of the trash and try and attempt to get pregnant from it, but they exist obviously and are as crazy as they come.
yeah...that is crazy.
how do you explain the pregnancy once you do that..
ohh well, when you left I poured your juices all over my vagg and hoped to get preggers. wooooooooooooooooo

[GetWellBoss]

Hell yeah, that's one of Tom Leykis' tricks. I can't believe there are actually women out there that would take a condom out of the trash and try and attempt to get pregnant from it, but they exist obviously and are as crazy as they come.

im all about the crazies...but this is too much. even for me. hahaha. silly trash pickers.

[.invisible ink.]

yeah...that is crazy.
how do you explain the pregnancy once you do that..
ohh well, when you left I poured your juices all over my vagg and hoped to get preggers. wooooooooooooooooo

they don't explain what lengths they went through to get pregnant, if questioned, i'm sure they said "oh, i guess the condom broke" or something. The chicks that do this are not only desperate for a kid, but also child support.

[Neo Cassady]

FUCK LIFESTYLES CONDOMS!

x

Thank God I've stayed away from those. Condoms aren't something to skimp on.

[MarsEatWorld]

they don't explain what lengths they went through to get pregnant, if questioned, i'm sure they said "oh, i guess the condom broke" or something. The chicks that do this are not only desperate for a kid, but also child support.
oh.
I wouldn't know...

[.invisible ink.]

oh.
I wouldn't know...

lol, that's what they all say.

[MarsEatWorld]

lol, that's what they all say.
Hahaha.
you bitch.
I don't want a kid.

[eraserhead]

Those are also symptoms of getting your period, lol.
Yeah we discussed how the boob pain could be because of PMS, and also she just went back on birth control after being off it for a few months, so I'm hoping that's the main problem.

Seriously though--this is the most worried I've been about anything in my entire life.

[4N6 science]

me neither. it's all good until she has "the talk" with you. then you're fucked and it's too late. if you use a condom and then it breaks, then you can just get plan b within 72 hours(like someone mentioned before). the shitty thing is some girls use plan b as birth control which is a REALLY bad idea. it could cause permanent damage to your walls and you could not have kids later on in life.

also I supply my own condoms. fuck those crazies that will poke holes in them.

Yeah i supply my own as well. After my two scares I will use my the condoms, since I trust them more than bc.

[tomakebelieve]

I've been the best friend to several girls who think they're pregnant for three weeks.

Though it was worst when I was convinced my 15 year old sister was pregnant and had to go buy her a test.

[GetWellBoss]

Yeah i supply my own as well. After my two scares I will use my the condoms, since I trust them more than bc.

ya. i also make the rule to finish in there mouth or on my own(where i can clean it up/wash it off/whatever). haha. i guess im just uber paranoid.

[MarsEatWorld]

ya. i also make the rule to finish in there mouth or on my own(where i can clean it up/wash it off/whatever). haha. i guess im just uber paranoid.
I wonder if you have nightmares...

[4N6 science]

ya. i also make the rule to finish in there mouth or on my own(where i can clean it up/wash it off/whatever). haha. i guess im just uber paranoid.

That's a good idea. I'm pretty paranoid as well. That kind of news would end my life.

[GetWellBoss]

Yeah we discussed how the boob pain could be because of PMS, and also she just went back on birth control after being off it for a few months, so I'm hoping that's the main problem.

Seriously though--this is the most worried I've been about anything in my entire life.

dude. wait til she is "supposed to have it" and if she doesnt have it by then, go get a test. my ex was like 100lbs and because she was so tiny, her period was sporadic. so that's why she missed it...good luck though.

I wonder if you have nightmares...

no. just spectacular finishes.

That's a good idea. I'm pretty paranoid as well. That kind of news would end my life.

me too. until im ready, i dont finish inside or leave it lying around for the psychos(why do the HOT ones always have to be crazy?). I also always use a condom and then shower afterwards when it's casual sex. Men have an 85% chance of washing off the diseases(as long as there are no open cuts) because of their calous(sp?) skin down there vs. women's being moist and pourus. Because of this 27 years disease free and enjoying good sex with no babies!! hahaha.

[MarsEatWorld]

dude. wait til she is "supposed to have it" and if she doesnt have it by then, go get a test. my ex was like 100lbs and because she was so tiny, her period was sporadic. so that's why she missed it...good luck though.



no. just spectacular finishes.



me too. until im ready, i dont finish inside or leave it lying around for the psychos(why do the HOT ones always have to be crazy?). I also always use a condom and then shower afterwards when it's casual sex. Men have an 85% chance of washing off the diseases(as long as there are no open cuts) because of their calous(sp?) skin down there vs. women's being moist and pourus. Because of this 27 years disease free and enjoying good sex with no babies!! hahaha.
playaa

[4N6 science]

me too. until im ready, i dont finish inside or leave it lying around for the psychos(why do the HOT ones always have to be crazy?). I also always use a condom and then shower afterwards when it's casual sex. Men have an 85% chance of washing off the diseases(as long as there are no open cuts) because of their calous(sp?) skin down there vs. women's being moist and pourus. Because of this 27 years disease free and enjoying good sex with no babies!! hahaha.

I'm getting so paranoid right now...but I didn't know that shower fact. I might have to adopt that.

[GetWellBoss]

I'm getting so paranoid right now...but I didn't know that shower fact. I might have to adopt that.

dont worry too much man. ive had a great sex life, i just make sure im safe about it. look out for yourself, because no one else will really. Just be smart about it and you'll be fine. This stuff really just takes an extra 5-10 mins every time you have sex. Use a condom(not an old one that was in your car/wallet), shower afterwards using soap and hot water and careful where you finish. also never double up. that is the WORST thing you can do, no matter how nasty the girl is. my old sex ed professor taught this by making us rub our hands together and feeling how warm it gets. then he was like do you think that will put a whole in latex? haha.

[4N6 science]

dont worry too much man. ive had a great sex life, i just make sure im safe about it. look out for yourself, because no one else will really. Just be smart about it and you'll be fine. This stuff really just takes an extra 5-10 mins every time you have sex. Use a condom(not an old one that was in your car/wallet), shower afterwards using soap and hot water and careful where you finish. also never double up. that is the WORST thing you can do, no matter how nasty the girl is. my old sex ed professor taught this by making us rub our hands together and feeling how warm it gets. then he was like do you think that will put a whole in latex? haha.

yeah I learned in high school you never double bag that shit. but yeah you definitely have to be smart.

[patpratt]

chicks miss there periods due to stress, or whatever else.

Still a scary moment though.

[.invisible ink.]

d Men have an 85% chance of washing off the diseases(as long as there are no open cuts) because of their calous(sp?) skin down there

a calloused penis? that sounds really unappealing, yet probably is quite enjoyable.

[Giant Broccoli]

http://www.recyclethis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/wire_hanger.jpg

ahahahaha

[GetWellBoss]

a calloused penis? that sounds really unappealing, yet probably is quite enjoyable.

well not calloused like your hand or feet get. i just meant thicker skin.

and please anything between us is always quite enjoyable :-P

[.invisible ink.]

well not calloused like your hand or feet get. i just meant thicker skin.

and please anything between us is always quite enjoyable :-P

damn straight, babe.

[lovely864md]

I've never had one, but I had to get my friend a pregnancy test 15 minutes before our shift started at work. It...was bad.

[kemichels]

http://www.recyclethis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/wire_hanger.jpg


qft.

[4N6 science]

Wire hangers have so many uses.

[acfrue]

http://www.recyclethis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/wire_hanger.jpg

Women need owner's manuals.

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

yeah...that is crazy.
how do you explain the pregnancy once you do that..
ohh well, when you left I poured your juices all over my vagg and hoped to get preggers. wooooooooooooooooo

artificial insemination?

[hellogorgeous]

it sucks

[hellogorgeous]

Wire hangers have so many uses.


I miss you. I'd text you right now but my cell is downstairs and I am lazy. LOVE YOU

[MarsEatWorld]

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!



artificial insemination?
gross.

[more heart]

Women need owner's manuals.

:rotfl:

[fakephotographs]

http://www.recyclethis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/wire_hanger.jpg
Hahahahahahahahaha.

[bung]

I'm glad I'm male, since birth control is the woman's responsibility.

[JJJ]

That really sucks man. This is why I use condoms and always finish on her/ in the condom after I have removed it from inside her. I will never nut inside a girl, no matter what.

[samsara]

Im never having kids I already raised my nephew and I dont want anymore of those things running around.

[anamericangod]

I remember high school, too.

[breaking news!]

I want to have kids someday, but under certain circumstances. I'd have to be married, out of college, have a job, have a husband who would also be out of college and have a steady job, be financially stable--and make sure we'd remain once I couldn't work anymore--make sure we had the time to take care of a child and also--of course--both me and my husband were wanting/ready..it's sure a huge responsibility, and I'd never want to be pregnant when i wasn't ready to live up to that responsibility.

Just thinking about how many kids are brought into this world when they can't be cared for properly...I would never want to contribute to that number as long as I can help it.

I'm on birth control and it's been working so far. I sometimes use condoms, but they seem to make my boyfriend go down immediately :/

[GetWellBoss]

damn straight, babe.

I'll let you poke holes in my rubbers any day. Hahaha

[Greg]

keep dick in pants. no more preggo scares!!!

[.invisible ink.]

I'll let you poke holes in my rubbers any day. Hahaha

you don't have to worry about that, i know how to take the Pill like a grown up and swallow. Fuck condoms.

keep dick in pants. no more preggo scares!!!

well that's just ridiculous, everybody knows abstinence is not a realistic option for birth control.

[breaking news!]

Oh, but I know about some conditions that would make the pill not work/make it less effective.
It needs to be stored in a dry place, i.e. Not in a bathroom.
You should always take the pill at the same time every day.
And also, even if you're not planning on having sex for some time, it's best to keep taking it because once you stop, it will be a certain amount of time before it starts being effective again.

I don't know if this is new information to anyone, but just in case I figured I'd post it.

[Greg]

surprise surprise

[wewascontenders]

i was pregnant once.

[spansen]

once.. but it was just a late period.

[GetWellBoss]

you don't have to worry about that, i know how to take the Pill like a grown up and swallow. Fuck condoms.


Finally a female who knows what's up. So my place or yours? :-) haha

[.invisible ink.]

Finally a female who knows what's up. So my place or yours? :-) haha

yours. i like to be able to hit it and then leave without a big production. i'll be there in an hour, be naked.

[GetWellBoss]

yours. i like to be able to hit it and then leave without a big production. i'll be there in an hour, be naked.

Consider it done. The key is under the mat. Just lock up when we're done. Thanks! Haha

[lauren<3s music]

Cue Dan

[chrisstahl]

http://www.recyclethis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/wire_hanger.jpg

I lol'ed.

[kaycey]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !

i'm so happy i'm not you.
things could not be any better.

[4N6 science]

:sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm:

[MarsEatWorld]

:sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm: :sperm:
HAHAHHHAHAHA
MY NEW FAV SMILEY

[Mitch]

I would hate to be worried about a girlfriend being pregnant. I know it will happen though, because it seems to happen to everyone at least once.

[fadedmemories]

http://www.recyclethis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/wire_hanger.jpg
Lawl

[MarsEatWorld]

I thought I was preggers once..

[kaycey]

I thought I was preggers once..
that must have been scary.

[JJJ]

HAHAHHHAHAHA
MY NEW FAV SMILEY

I swear, after every time he posts, you post follows

stalker much ?

[Gumbyjag]

worst feeling anyone can go through in a sexual relationship.

[MarsEatWorld]

I swear, after every time he posts, you post follows

stalker much ?
right......

[MarsEatWorld]

that must have been scary.
I was 15..it was crazy.

[4N6 science]

HAHAHHHAHAHA
MY NEW FAV SMILEY

I'm glad...I know you like those bad boys ;-)

I swear, after every time he posts, you post follows

stalker much ?

Yeah I kinda like it. So I'd call it admiration more so than stalking.

[JJJ]

I'm glad...I know you like those bad boys ;-)



Yeah I kinda like it. So I'd call it admiration more so than stalking.

ha, alright.

[MarsEatWorld]

ha, alright.
he wishes.

[thesafeword]

I swear, after every time he posts, you post follows

stalker much ?
Apparantly nothing has changed in the month that I've been gone. She laughs at fucking everything.

[remedyeli]

I haven't gotten a scare yet.
I'm not looking forward to it either because I know it's going to happen sooner or later :-(

[SLoT]

If my ex hadn't miscarried, I would have a 5 year old right now. Fucking crazy shit to think about.

[MarsEatWorld]

If my ex hadn't miscarried, I would have a 5 year old right now. Fucking crazy shit to think about.
woah..crazy

[bung]

I know a girl who was once pregnant and she "did lots of coke and took punches in the stomach" until she miscarried.

I must say, I had to applaud her persistence and ability to apply herself.

[Ailite]

Its a horrible feeling. I hope she's not man, you have my best wishes.

[Richard Maxim]

I had one of those about mid last year when my girlfriend puked in public and it was a real scare for me for about 2-3 weeks. i even cryed.

[swt_catastrophe]

worst feeling anyone can go through in a sexual relationship.
as opposed to what kind of relationship? seriously.

[|adr3naLine|]

Everytime I have sex, there's that thought in the back of my had about all the things that could've gone wrong.

But my last one was hell. Basically I was an idiot and went a little bit without a condom, put it on, finished. Then went again (with a very sloppy recondoming), then again with no condom. Haha I did so many things wrong, so I was terrified the next day and the 2 following weeks. And of course this girl was weird and got a boyfriend 2 days later, so I stopped talking to her.

So I was left hoping that that call never came that says "Can we talk? Like, face to face."

No bueno.

[Sal]

Such a shitty feeling. I've had a few scares, and it also doesn't help that my girlfriend complains about every little ache and pain, and is pretty much always sick.

Hope things turn out for the best.

[shes.a.ghost]

The shot is the way to go if a girl is down for that sort of thing. The pill is just as effective, but ONLY if the girl takes the pills exactly when she is supposed to. Problem is, a lot of girls don't take them when they are supposed to. Unfortunately for my friend his girlfriend was one of those girls. But now he has a beautiful girl, but it's just always more special to plan creating a life, IMO. Even if the girl I'm with is on some sort of birth control, I always wear a condom. I mean there have been exceptions, but I will at least pull out... yeah.

[|adr3naLine|]

I also always pull out, even if I'm wearing a condom. That helps.

[shes.a.ghost]

On topic: I have had 2 or 3 pregnancy scares. All 3 times I was furious that the girl told me before she was positive. All it did was make me freak out and of course make her freak out even more. Girls are selfish and will tell the guy simply because she doesn't want to have to freak out alone, even though she is not positive. Call me an asshole, but I think a girl should wait until she has taken a test before she tells a guy that "she might be pregnant". Sooo much unnecessary stress.

[swt_catastrophe]

Everytime I have sex, there's that thought in the back of my had about all the things that could've gone wrong.

But my last one was hell. Basically I was an idiot and went a little bit without a condom, put it on, finished. Then went again (with a very sloppy recondoming), then again with no condom. Haha I did so many things wrong, so I was terrified the next day and the 2 following weeks. And of course this girl was weird and got a boyfriend 2 days later, so I stopped talking to her.

So I was left hoping that that call never came that says "Can we talk? Like, face to face."

No bueno.
that sounds so stupid.
On topic: I have had 2 or 3 pregnancy scares. All 3 times I was furious that the girl told me before she was positive. All it did was make me freak out and of course make her freak out even more. Girls are selfish and will tell the guy simply because she doesn't want to have to freak out alone, even though she is not positive. Call me an asshole, but I think a girl should wait until she has taken a test before she tells a guy that "she might be pregnant". Sooo much unnecessary stress.
people really need to learn about plan b.
it's not that difficult.

[eraserhead]

So today she said her face has been breaking out, which is not normal for her. Add this on top of sore boobs and occasional dizziness, and I am freaking the fuck out right now.

[Sal]

Are her nipples dark?

She could be breaking out because she's stressed about the situation.

[Gumbyjag]

as opposed to what kind of relationship? seriously.

you've got a point.

[eraserhead]

Are her nipples dark?

She could be breaking out because she's stressed about the situation.
She's actually 3 hours away, we're been talking via webcam for the last week or so...I have no idea what color her nipples are.

And possibly, but she's actually not been stressing about it because she knows it might make her late.

[Machu505]

That sucks.

[.invisible ink.]

She's actually 3 hours away, we're been talking via webcam for the last week or so...I have no idea what color her nipples are.

And possibly, but she's actually not been stressing about it because she knows it might make her late.

apparently nobody has explained to you yet that no matter how good it is, she can't get pregnant from cybering.

I bet that's a load off your mind now!

[paigen]

She's actually 3 hours away, we're been talking via webcam for the last week or so...I have no idea what color her nipples are.

And possibly, but she's actually not been stressing about it because she knows it might make her late.

The pill may also be making her break out.

[eraserhead]

Tomorrow's the big day. She's going to take a test.

The bad news: She didn't have her period today, which is when she thought she'd have it.

The good news: She thinks this is because she's back off the pill (misunderstanding on my part, I thought she was back ON the pill), AND, best of all, when I was talking to her tonight she started getting hardcore cramps. Which normally are bad, but in this case are wonderful because it means she'll probably get her period soon.

She says she's 70% sure she's not pregnant.

So long story short, I find out tomorrow. Wish me luck.

[eraserhead]

Oh shit, she just called me and said she got her period just now.

Thank fucking god.

[Kassie09]

Periods are such exciting things sometimes. Yay not being pregnant.

[HelpMeSleep]

can't say I've ever really had one.

[HelpMeSleep]

Oh shit, she just called me and said she got her period just now.

Thank fucking god.
congrats on not being a dad.

[.invisible ink.]

Oh shit, she just called me and said she got her period just now.

Thank fucking god.

Not to be a total Debbie Downer but you can still get your period when you're pregnant. She should still take the test.

[eraserhead]

Not to be a total Debbie Downer but you can still get your period when you're pregnant. She should still take the test.
Yes, I realize you get your period when you're pregnant, but the point is she's not late.

But you're right, I might have her take the test anyways. Just to be 100% sure.

[BigAl]

Going through one right now and it's terrifying. Her boobs are hurting for some reason and she's been feeling dizzy constantly. Right now I'm just praying she makes her period. I've been a nervous wreck for the last few days.

Anyone else had to deal with this?

All of my friends who don't use condoms deal with this a lot, and they say it's awful.

[eraserhead]

All of my friends who don't use condoms deal with this a lot, and they say it's awful.
Well I always use a condom. But from now on I think it's going to be condom + pull-out method, even if she's on birth control. I know that sounds excessive but I don't ever want to have to go through a scare like this again.

How do people not use condoms? I don't get that.

[fightoffyrdmns]

If she did get pregnant, are you or is she prolife?

[eraserhead]

If she did get pregnant, are you or is she prolife?
I'm pro-choice. She's not 100% pro-life, but suffice to say she would have kept the kid.

[fightoffyrdmns]

I'm pro-choice. She's not 100% pro-life, but suffice to say she would have kept the kid.

Glad this isn't an issue for you anymore then.

[eraserhead]

Hahahah, I know...I'm a poor college student, I'm going to be in debt for probably the next 10-15 years of my life because of school loans, I have no money, no job, no nothing, and I have 3 1/2 more years of school to finish. She has more money saved than me, but plans on going to grad school which is another 3-4 years of schooling. There's no way either of us could support a kid.

[BigAl]

Well I always use a condom. But from now on I think it's going to be condom + pull-out method, even if she's on birth control. I know that sounds excessive but I don't ever want to have to go through a scare like this again.

How do people not use condoms? I don't get that.

That's exactly how I see it. I don't like the risk.

[eraserhead]

It's fucking dumb and irresponsible. If she's on BC that's one thing, but to use no form of birth control whatsoever is just asking for a kid.

[TotalCollapse]

Women need owner's manuals.
:rotfl:

[takeiteasy_]

Woooooo! Just had one of these.

[andrew4045]

worst feeling in the world. ever had to sit through a missed period? 1 month late? worst month of my life. 50 tests all said negative but i was flipping my shit everytime my phone rang. the period call came on father's day. glad i wasnt celebrating anything but a period that day.i am glad things worked out op.

[WakeUpBlondie]

Third Eye Blind- 10 Days Late

[t_ashley]

http://www.recyclethis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/wire_hanger.jpg

thats horrid. :[

[GetWellBoss]

the period call came on father's day.

Irony at its finest.

[TheBestBet]

I went a good month with a scare. It was by far the worst month of my life.

[Charles777]

http://www.recyclethis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/wire_hanger.jpg
ROFLCOPTER

[readyfredi]

apparently nobody has explained to you yet that no matter how good it is, she can't get pregnant from cybering.

I bet that's a load off your mind now!
hahahahahaha

[Juniper Skies]

Hopefully she isn't pregnant.

But those symptoms probably won't show until sometime later...

I thought I was but it was really just me overthinking things.

Mind over matter.

[leifstar]

Has happened twice. It is an aweful few weeks. I think Dane Cook's stand up that was just on comedy central had a skit on it.

[Mxbaby511]

I KNOW! I watched that, hilarious. I missed the second half of the show though due to sneaking out.. but its comming on again soon and Im hoping to catch all of it this time

[andrew4045]

I KNOW! I watched that, hilarious. I missed the second half of the show though due to sneaking out.. but its comming on again soon and Im hoping to catch all of it this time

sneaking out at age 19? you are a fucking rebel my friend!!!!1!

[Mxbaby511]

Lol I get myself into alot of trouble, that means no car, no privelages...

[.invisible ink.]

Lol I get myself into alot of trouble, that means no car, no privelages...

sar·casm Pronunciation: \ˈsär-ˌka-zəm\ Function:noun 1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain 2 a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual

[Mxbaby511]

Ohh, I see what you did there.

Thanks.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

The only real way to avoid this situation is not to have sex. I'm mean, easier said then done, but it's true. Condoms and Birth Control do not always have things under control.

[Kbm600]

Has happened once or twice. I really don't think anything has scared me more in my life.

[combatchuckaa]

sneaking out at age 19? you are a fucking rebel my friend!!!!1!

Hahahaha

If you're sneaking out at age 19, you need to find another living situation.

[stellar815]

The worst!

[twilightriots]

Going through one right now and it's terrifying. Her boobs are hurting for some reason and she's been feeling dizzy constantly. Right now I'm just praying she makes her period. I've been a nervous wreck for the last few days.

Anyone else had to deal with this?

that happend to me sister before

[secretcrowds.]

Hopefully she isn't pregnant.

But those symptoms probably won't show until sometime later...

I thought I was but it was really just me overthinking things.

Mind over matter.

you need to start using contraception then you idiot

[BJW7191]

happened like twice... had no problem had i had to punch her in the stomach repeatedly





my girlfriend sent me a text the last scare saying


"if i am pregnant, i just killed it with alcohol"

[secretcrowds.]

"if i am pregnant, i just killed it with alcohol"

or made it a retard

[BJW7191]

she drank more than a share to make it retarded... she drank alot

[tribalpunk]

The only real way to avoid this situation is not to have sex. I'm mean, easier said then done, but it's true. Condoms and Birth Control do not always have things under control.

I don't have trouble doing that at all. And I never have to deal with all that because of it.

But then I've got the crazies =p

[SpiritFilledRev]

Dude, you're 19. Run from home. Call her on the road.

Seriously, if she is, good luck, If she's not, lucky you.

And don't stress until you know for sure. Girls are late all the time, stress, hormones, etc. You'll be FINE (fingers crossed)

[Juniper Skies]

you need to start using contraception then you idiot

I was, you know birth control and the morning after pill isn't a hundred percent effective.
Yeah it knocks the likely hood down to like 99.7% but paranoia of that remaining .3% is scary.

[Juniper Skies]

Haha okay so that late post may have seemed way too tense, but guys sometimes fail to realize how worried females get over the smallest details.

Plus, antibiotics reduces the effectiveness of both drugs.

[cohenisababe]

being a girl.its scary..turns out i just needed a new kidney

[samsara]

being a girl.its scary..turns out i just needed a new kidney


oh thats a whole lot better......

[alcoholandirony]

Going through one right now and it's terrifying. Her boobs are hurting for some reason and she's been feeling dizzy constantly. Right now I'm just praying she makes her period. I've been a nervous wreck for the last few days.

Anyone else had to deal with this?


yeah, it's horrible.

[eraserhead]

Hahahaha going through another one this week. This is fucking ridiculous. She's been constantly nauseous for like three weeks, has weird cravings, and apparently missed her period tonight.

I bought a pregnancy test tonight and she took it...came back negative. But we're still worried because she missed her period today. That and the nausea.

This is utterly crazy, we are super safe and responsible about sex, we never use one form of birth control at a time. She's been on the pill for three weeks and I've used a condom the entire time. ONE time I thought the condom broke and she took Plan B...looking back on it the condom didn't even break, I just mistook her vaginal fluid for semen and assumed the condom broke. My bad.

So yeah, my day has been a shitstorm, between having to buy a pregnancy test and having a couple of serious discussions about what we would do if she was pregnant, I am just emotionally drained right now. To all the kids out there: practice safe sex, REALLY safe sex, so you never have to go through this, it's the worst feeling ever.

[cohenisababe]

oh thats a whole lot better......

yeah i know..

but i guess the point to that post was..hopefully its a true negative..and maybe theres just some sort of stress going on (not to my extreme..i wish that on no one)...good luck

[secretcrowds.]

I was, you know birth control and the morning after pill isn't a hundred percent effective.
Yeah it knocks the likely hood down to like 99.7% but paranoia of that remaining .3% is scary.

if your that scares about 0.3% then dont have sex.

if you can hack a 0.3% 'risk', then just ge tthe fuck on with it.

[Naenia]

I came in here hoping to hear tales of people scaring pregnant women.

I am most dissapointed.

[secretcrowds.]

I came in here hoping to hear tales of people scaring pregnant women.

I am most dissapointed.


you fucking dick

[showbiz]

I came in here hoping to hear tales of people scaring pregnant women.

I am most dissapointed.

i like you

you will fit in around here

[sdbrown]

Hahahaha going through another one this week. This is fucking ridiculous. She's been constantly nauseous for like three weeks, has weird cravings, and apparently missed her period tonight.

I bought a pregnancy test tonight and she took it...came back negative. But we're still worried because she missed her period today. That and the nausea.

This is utterly crazy, we are super safe and responsible about sex, we never use one form of birth control at a time. She's been on the pill for three weeks and I've used a condom the entire time. ONE time I thought the condom broke and she took Plan B...looking back on it the condom didn't even break, I just mistook her vaginal fluid for semen and assumed the condom broke. My bad.

So yeah, my day has been a shitstorm, between having to buy a pregnancy test and having a couple of serious discussions about what we would do if she was pregnant, I am just emotionally drained right now. To all the kids out there: practice safe sex, REALLY safe sex, so you never have to go through this, it's the worst feeling ever.Why does she keep going on and off the pill? And you should, especially after a pregnancy scare like this, wait at least a few weeks for the pill to kick in (even though if she takes it according to directions she only needs a week).

Not to sound harsh but it sounds like she also might be going through something psychological. If you really are that safe and she's making every little symptom out to be a pregnancy scare I'd ask if there is something else she is freaking out about.

On topic: I have had 2 or 3 pregnancy scares. All 3 times I was furious that the girl told me before she was positive. All it did was make me freak out and of course make her freak out even more. Girls are selfish and will tell the guy simply because she doesn't want to have to freak out alone, even though she is not positive. Call me an asshole, but I think a girl should wait until she has taken a test before she tells a guy that "she might be pregnant". Sooo much unnecessary stress.
Pot, meet Kettle. I agree if she's just being an attention whore and does it all the time just to see what the guy will do, but if she is honestly worried, why should she have to suffer through a week or two of hell alone? If she is pregnant it's half the guy's fault, he should be willing to share half the stress.

[shes.a.ghost]

Pot, meet Kettle. I agree if she's just being an attention whore and does it all the time just to see what the guy will do, but if she is honestly worried, why should she have to suffer through a week or two of hell alone? If she is pregnant it's half the guy's fault, he should be willing to share half the stress.I'm sure you wouldn't be upset if a police officer came to your house and said "Sorry to tell you this, but your whole family was killed in a plane crash." Then a week later they call back and say "Oh sorry, that was someone else. We weren't positive, but we thought we would just tell you anyway! Sorry for all the stress.". That wouldn't bother you at all right? I get where a girl is coming from by telling the guy, but if it were me I would wait until I was positive before I made a guy replan his whole life for no reason.

[sdbrown]

I'm sure you wouldn't be upset if a police officer came to your house and said "Sorry to tell you this, but your whole family was killed in a plane crash." Then a week later they call back and say "Oh sorry, that was someone else. We weren't positive, but we thought we would just tell you anyway! Sorry for all the stress.". That wouldn't bother you at all right? I get where a girl is coming from by telling the guy, but if it were me I would wait until I was positive before I made a guy replan his whole life for no reason.
Oh come on, that's a horrible analogy. Supporting someone in stressful situations is part of being in a relationship with one another. (As long as the stress is sincere and not a grab for attention like I mentioned before)

What if your wife (obvs. this example is a little later in life, but just stay with me) thought she was losing her job? Would you think it was 'selfish' of her to tell you she was worried, before she knew? Or what if a family told you he/she thought they were sick with cancer but didn't have an official diagnosis? Would you think the person was selfish for needing emotional support? Or is it just different because babies freak guys out?

[Villanova1L]

Oh come on, that's a horrible analogy. Supporting someone in stressful situations is part of being in a relationship with one another. (As long as the stress is sincere and not a grab for attention like I mentioned before)

What if your wife (obvs. this example is a little later in life, but just stay with me) thought she was losing her job? Would you think it was 'selfish' of her to tell you she was worried, before she knew? Or what if a family told you he/she thought they were sick with cancer but didn't have an official diagnosis? Would you think the person was selfish for needing emotional support? Or is it just different because babies freak guys out?


What if you aren't in a relationship?

[eraserhead]

Why does she keep going on and off the pill? And you should, especially after a pregnancy scare like this, wait at least a few weeks for the pill to kick in (even though if she takes it according to directions she only needs a week).

Not to sound harsh but it sounds like she also might be going through something psychological. If you really are that safe and she's making every little symptom out to be a pregnancy scare I'd ask if there is something else she is freaking out about. .
I was wrong about her being on the pill last time, she actually started taking it about a month ago.

And yes, very perceptive about her going through something psychological...she suffers from mild seasonal affective disorder during January, her mom died when she was ten around this team of year. She'll have occasional episodes where she's very depressed and needs to take medication. She didn't take any medication during this pregnancy scare though, so I don't think that had anything to do with it. She also suffers from anxiety, which I think contributed to her nausea symptoms.

Oh and update: she took two pregnancy tests, both came back negative. :-) She was less than a day late for her period, but I don't think that's significant.

[mofizzle.]

PLAN B.

holy shit.
this is one of the worst things to go through.

[commuterxXxriot]

Had a pregnancy scare with my boyfriend,and they suck! Especially if you're underage and can't provide a child anything.

[twilight_lover]

Yeah we discussed how the boob pain could be because of PMS, and also she just went back on birth control after being off it for a few months, so I'm hoping that's the main problem.

Seriously though--this is the most worried I've been about anything in my entire life.

hope everything turns out ok...

[twilight_lover]

keep dick in pants. no more preggo scares!!!

haha dont think anyone would b able 2 do that

[twilight_lover]

I was wrong about her being on the pill last time, she actually started taking it about a month ago.

And yes, very perceptive about her going through something psychological...she suffers from mild seasonal affective disorder during January, her mom died when she was ten around this team of year. She'll have occasional episodes where she's very depressed and needs to take medication. She didn't take any medication during this pregnancy scare though, so I don't think that had anything to do with it. She also suffers from anxiety, which I think contributed to her nausea symptoms.

Oh and update: she took two pregnancy tests, both came back negative. :-) She was less than a day late for her period, but I don't think that's significant.

sounds like chances r shes not pregnant...hope im rite

[Greg]

haha dont think anyone would b able 2 do that
self control really is not THAT hard. i mean it is possible to keep your pants on at times. but whatever.

[softcoeur]

I was wrong about her being on the pill last time, she actually started taking it about a month ago.

And yes, very perceptive about her going through something psychological...she suffers from mild seasonal affective disorder during January, her mom died when she was ten around this team of year. She'll have occasional episodes where she's very depressed and needs to take medication. She didn't take any medication during this pregnancy scare though, so I don't think that had anything to do with it. She also suffers from anxiety, which I think contributed to her nausea symptoms.

Oh and update: she took two pregnancy tests, both came back negative. :-) She was less than a day late for her period, but I don't think that's significant.
stress can definitely mess with periods, so if she was stressing about other stuff that could easily make her a little bit late. and she most likely wouldn't be getting nausea that early into it either - that usually takes a month or two to kick in. glad to hear it seems to have worked out!

[paper halo]

Eurgh, closest I've come to this was when a condom broke during a one nighter. Did not get any sleep that night and went with her to the chemist as soon as it was open to get a morning after pill.

Damn you Durex!

[-whisp-]

I didn't have my period for 4/5 months due to the pill. there can be many reasons for having symptoms as mentioned in the thread.. it's always best to check out what could be the cause of it asap, if not you will just worry 24/7. it's no fun

[Schmidty Says]

self control really is not THAT hard. i mean it is possible to keep your pants on at times. but whatever.

You want self control? I'll give you self control: no sex for me in 4 years.