Who'd Win in a Fight?

[WhoSaidThat?]

zudtoD-4vyo

[IceAge/HeatWave]

technically, wouldn't jesus always resurrect?

[Indoor Living]

technically, wouldn't jesus always resurrect?

Fuck. It's gonna be tough to argue with that.

[tonyC4L]

The Movielife.

[contentw/losing]

Santa has at least 100 pounds of pure smackdown on haysoose..my vote goes to Mr. Clause himself.:santa:

[WhoSaidThat?]

technically, wouldn't jesus always resurrect?
Fuck. I didn't think of that.

[Ryzenfall]

technically, wouldn't jesus always resurrect?

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[Alex DiVincenzo]

Trick question; neither exist.

[IceAge/HeatWave]

Fuck. I didn't think of that.


sarcasm?


Trick question; neither exist.

obviously they do in south park

[samsara]

well Jesus duh.

He has more experience.

[VIVALAMATT]

Jesus will simply rise again.

/thread

[zubinmoosa]

Santa's a beast though...

[CTMarshall]

Santa's been around for a looong time. I would think that he must have that resurrection trick down pat too.

[Cliff Diver]

Obviously Max Bemis would win

[AussieBoy]

Santa, as its an anagram of SATAN!

[Machu505]

Santa, as its an anagram of SATAN!

And guess who is supposed to defeat Satan when the end of the world comes?

[Nerdy91]

Obviously Max Bemis would win
yes wheres the max bemis option? thats my vote!

[recall reality]

The man that said "Offer the wicked man no resistance. If anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other also" is not winning a fight.

[AussieBoy]

And guess who is supposed to defeat Satan when the end of the world comes?


Ghostbusters?

[WhoSaidThat?]

And guess who is supposed to defeat Satan when the end of the world comes?
Keanu Reeves

[Oddpac87]

Trick question; neither exist.

Win.

[jbaseball44]

Ditka

[Tails_Prower7]

jesus would lol santa wouldnt even come close

[XxSxHxAxWxNxX]

Trick question; neither exist.
exactly.

[MADSTA]

I don't think we are meant to know. They both have powers that mere men will never and can never understand.

[batmannj]

Jesus

but here come the
"Santa. because Jesus isn't real"
posts.

[alert=danger]

Jessus is not real......so its a pretty one sided fight....


Oooooooooooo controversy...


Edit: Now i just look stupid. Did not see the post above before i posted...

[alert=danger]

Ghostbusters?



Favourite thing i have read for a while.

[caLLmEnOoNe]

Jesus FTW

[tommy's ghost]

Obviously Max Bemis would win

He speaks the truth.

[SunnyInPhilly]

Jesus

but here come the
"Santa. because Jesus isn't real"
posts.


Gotta love those people who can't help but turn a joke into a religious commentary.

Btw, Jesus would win. Not really a fair fight though. Santa would stomp just about anyone else though

[pianorocklove]

I really wish that the appropriate punctuation had been used in this poll.

[midtown4657]

Ghostbusters?

yes. thank you. i needed that today.

[darksk8er182]

Neither ever existed...so I'll go with Santa :P

[BJW7191]

Obviously Max Bemis would win


i didnt think super douche was an option on this poll

[WhoSaidThat?]

i didnt think super douche was an option on this poll
Nope. Neither was Max Bemis.

[BJW7191]

Nope. Neither was Max Bemis.


no... max bemis is a super douche

[The Summer Ends]

Okay, there's a lot of dumbness in this thread. Jesus existed. Everyone agrees with that. Atheists, agnostics, jews, muslims, christians, etc. Whether he was the son of God and whether he was the miracle worker that Christianity makes him out to be is where the debate lies.

Anyway, I chose Santa. He has an army of elves and reindeer to whoop some ass.

[WhoSaidThat?]

no... max bemis is a super douche
:ok:

[Kotz1]

Can't believe I voted...I really need a life...

[timbedinosaur]

Who died when he was 30? Whose lived for hundreds of years? There's your answer. Santa of course

[SeanEBoy2686]

jesus would call on his God to plague santa