Compare your reproductive organ to an automobile!

[Andy]

This was done at another forum, to great hilarity. Let's see how clever we can be. This goes for you women aswell!

My penis is a Volkswagon Beetle, for a period of time it was incredibly popular and everyone wanted to ride it. Now it's not cool anymore and most people just make jokes about it.

[aminorthreat55]

Hahahaha that is awesome.

[Andy]

....

My penis is like the Hummer: it's massive and inefficient. Despite its fearsome appearance, it falls apart when it sees any serious use, and is mostly used by soccer moms.

[Skatetopunk]

My penis is like a crotch rocket bike... really fast off the line but fades quickly, unstable, and dangerous

[chaoticXpunk]

Mine's like a Ferrari, short stroke, high power.

[Andy]

My penis is like an ambulance, doesn't really get any action before people lose conciousness.

[Skatetopunk]

My penis is like an ambulance, doesn't really get any action before people lose conciousness.
rotfl...

Mine is like any expensive exotic car... well cleaned... obsessed over... never driven

[Signals Corrupted]

my balls are like a scion.

blue

[aminorthreat55]

My penis is like an ambulance, doesn't really get any action before people lose conciousness.
Best one.

[Jra1]

My penis is like a Hot Wheel, small, colorful, and always being handled by children

[Vanity__Dearest]

my penis....isn't that creative.

[Signals Corrupted]

thread title says reproductive organ, so.

my vagina is like my mercedes - i dont have one

[YoungNastyMan]

Mines a police car, fast, well looked after but people run when they see it coming.

[Vanity__Dearest]

my penis is like a harley...starts out loud, to a deafening quiet, and is rode on by 50 year old women with in leather, and various aged guys with mullets and various types of whiskey on their breath.

[Andy]

My penis is like a New York cab. Yellow, often used by foreginers with bad BO, but won't move unless you pay it.

[Vanity__Dearest]

My penis is like a New York cab. Yellow, often used by foreginers with bad BO, but won't move unless you pay it.
incredible....lol...so glad your tagline isn't true.

[Andy]

incredible....lol...so glad your tagline isn't true.
Yeah, Im burning my last posting ideas.

My penis is like the A-team van. Used by questionable men in large groups.

[punkpixie]

I don't have a penis, so therefore: My penis is like the unicorn. It doesn't exist.

[Vanity__Dearest]

it's sad. did you find a nice white house with a picket fence? and this is your rideoff until you move all your stuff into it?

[Andy]

it's sad. did you find a nice white house with a picket fence? and this is your rideoff until you move all your stuff into it?
Who, me? Yeah, something like that. It's like knowing you're dead in a week and spending all your cash ;)

My penis is like that Herbie car. Linday Lohan loves to ride it.

[YoungNastyMan]

I don't have a penis, so therefore: My penis is like the unicorn. It doesn't exist.

What car would you compare your vagina to then?

[Skatetopunk]

my penis has neon lights, stickers, and loud exhaust

[Vanity__Dearest]

we'll miss ya andy ,and your pwning of all the n00000bsss.lol *wipes tears*. it was nice knowing you for a month or two, even though you kissed my ass pretty well for a couple weeks.

xzibit and his friends "pimped my penis"

[Andy]

we'll miss ya andy ,and your pwning of all the n00000bsss.lol *wipes tears*. it was nice knowing you for a month or two, even though you kissed my ass pretty well for a couple weeks.
Well, thanks. Not leaving just yet tho. You're retired for a small period of time before you die you know, hehe.

[Vanity__Dearest]

this, this is true...have you started your pension program? or any of that junk?

[punkpixie]

What car would you compare your vagina to then?

Can't believe I'm doing this but...

My vagina is like a porche: sweet, slick and easy on the eye.


I'm so gross.

[exthuse]

My penis is in the junk yard. No one wanted it.

[Andy]

Can't believe I'm doing this but...

My vagina is like a porche: sweet, slick and easy on the eye.


I'm so gross.
That's teh spirit!

[exthuse]

Hahahahahaha.

And it's a tight fit.
Haha.

[Vanity__Dearest]

my penis is like a child molester van...NUFF SAID.

[IAmCountryMusic]

My penis is in the junk yard. No one wanted it.
i know what thats like.
my interior is too leathery:(

[Skatetopunk]

i wax mine all the time...

[VinnyVegas]

My penis is like a fire truck. It’s long, red, and has a tendency to burn during use.

[Andy]

My vagina is like a porche: sweet, slick and easy on the eye.

...and mostly used by rich bastards who don't appreciate what's under the hood :D

[punkpixie]

Hahahahahaha.

And it's a tight fit.

Shut up. Don't you talk shit about my vagina.

...and mostly used by rich bastards who don't appreciate what's under the hood :D

hahaha nice!

[koolman kyle]

my penis is like a hearse... it drives too slow and people are dying to get a ride

[paen]

my penis is like hybrid. its got decent power but will go forever without a recharge.

[VeloriumCamper]

my penis is like a Converge album, a non-stop experience in your face (literally) for a good 70 minutes.

[smalltownsburn]

Gremlin
http://www.hemmings.com/images/editorial/1970-gremlin.jpg

[Andy]

My penis is like a motorized lawnmower. It can create some serious traffic when I whip it out on the freeway.

[punkpixie]

Oooh.

[Alex Djaferis]

This was done at another forum, to great hilarity. Let's see how clever we can be. This goes for you women aswell!

My penis is a Volkswagon Beetle, for a period of time it was incredibly popular and everyone wanted to ride it. Now it's not cool anymore and most people just make jokes about it.

hahahahaha.

my penis is like a hearse... it drives too slow and people are dying to get a ride

hahahaha.

my god. this thread totally made my day.

[yanggoh]

My penis is like a Hot Wheel, small, colorful, and always being handled by children

hahahaha awesome.

my penis is like the mazda minivan...it's not much to look at, but its got the *soul of a sportscar*.

[Alex Djaferis]

Can't believe I'm doing this but...

My vagina is like a porche: sweet, slick and easy on the eye.


I'm so gross.

HAHAHA Ellie!

[A picasso blue]

i don't remember who said this but some comedian said, ''you know how everyone says that men with really expensive Porsches are really compensaitng for their tiny penis? well, then does that mean that all woman with minivans have huge vaginas?'

im paraphrasing there

[aminorthreat55]

i don't remember who said this but some comedian said, ''you know how everyone says that men with really expensive Porsches are really compensaitng for their tiny penis? well, then does that mean that all woman with minivans have huge vaginas?'

im paraphrasing there
.....

[punkpixie]

HAHAHA Ellie!

I'm so dirty. Andy made me do it!!

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

My penis is like a Hummer limo. Ridiculously oversized, and too high-priced for most to ride on a regular basis.





(okay so it might not be that funny i wanted to try and contribute something here while i'm still half asleep)

[SkaBum14]

My penis is like an ice cream truck. People come running to get a taste of the creamy white treats inside when I'm in the neighborhood.


I originally had "kids" instead of "people," but I felt too horrible.

EDIT: altered it a little

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

My penis is like a Hummer limo. Ridiculously oversized, and too high-priced for most to ride on a regular basis.





(okay so it might not be that funny i wanted to try and contribute something here while i'm still half asleep)
i'm changing it.

My penis is like a Hummer limo. It's huge and it gets most of its action on prom and wedding nights.

[Peter Parker]

My penis is like an ambulance, doesn't really get any action before people lose conciousness.

hahaha. You are a genius.

[nobodysmonkey]

My vagina is like a bicycle, you have to work for your ride.

Its the best I can do right now. I might be back with something better later.

[A picasso blue]

My vagina is like a bicycle, you have to work for your ride.

Its the best I can do right now. I might be back with something better later.


what a great opportunity for Queen's "Bicycle Race"

if only i knew the words....

[WasteMyTime]

your vagina is like a hearse

you can only put dead people in it.

[A picasso blue]

your vagina is like a hearse

you can only put dead people in it.

id been thinking of someway to involve necrophilia but you beat me to it :headshake

[SkaBum14]

I was going to say my penis is like a hearse, it makes frequent trips to the cemetary.

[A picasso blue]

I was going to say my penis is like a hearse, it makes frequent trips to the cemetary.

hhaaa i like that one


its..y'know..not too direct..yet subtle..

[Peter Parker]

id been thinking of someway to involve necrophilia but you beat me to it :headshake
my penis is like a monster truck...its outrageously huge and always ends up covered in shit.

oh yeah, i went there

[punkpixie]

my penis is like a monster truck...its outrageously huge and always ends up covered in shit.

oh yeah, i went there

haha. You haven't been around for a while, that was a good post to come back with.

[WasteMyTime]

my penis is like a monster truck...its outrageously huge and always ends up covered in shit.

oh yeah, i went there
ya I was gonna say something like that.

my dick brings the pain...it makes all the other guys on the block cringe and all the women say "ooooo"

[SkaBum14]

My anus is like a clown car, at any given time there's always at least 15 of them inside it.

[Peter Parker]

haha. You haven't been around for a while, that was a good post to come back with.

Yeah I know, I had to come back on a high, and now this explanation has exploited the fact i tried so hard to make a great comeback...damn!

My anus is like a clown car, at any given time there's always at least 15 of them inside it.

hahah

haha. You haven't been around for a while, that was a good post to come back with.
i tried to see your pic in your profile, turns out its that funny as shit cctv footage, crack up.

[punkpixie]

Yeah I know, I had to come back on a high, and now this explanation has exploited the fact i tried so hard to make a great comeback...damn!



hahah


i tried to see your pic in your profile, turns out its that funny as shit cctv footage, crack up.

hahaha....I've posted pics on here, but I have always had that as my profile. It still cracks me up even now :headshake

[SkaBum14]

My penis is like my car: small, red and Japanese.

What?

[SkaBum14]

For some reason I just thought about this thread and felt like bumping it. It was fun.

[xTJx]

Hahhaha. I'm going to go with a Kia. Slow and could blow at any moment

[SkaBum14]

My penis is like a Pontiac Aztek: hideous and only queers ride it.

[xTJx]

My penis is like a Pontiac Aztek: hideous and only queers ride it.

hahaha.

[DroppedUrPocket]

My penis is like a Hot Wheel, small, colorful, and always being handled by children
hahahahaha

[boldt_action]

haha, this thread is pure gold.

[fedhed7]

http://www.auto-zimmerli.ch/auto-bilder/Die_Strech_limo.jpg

[boldt_action]

http://www.auto-zimmerli.ch/auto-bilder/Die_Strech_limo.jpg yours is right-angled?

[xTJx]

yours is right-angled?

Broken in the middle

[fedhed7]

yours is right-angled?
You can imagine the plethora of sexual positions I've invented.

[SkaBum14]

My penis is like this car:

http://www.andy-stevenson.com/images/flyingcars.jpg

It doesn't exist in reality.

[aminorthreat55]

Hahah this thread was pure gold.

[Gabe Gross]

true photo reply king adam

[boldt_action]

You can imagine the plethora of sexual positions I've invented.
hmmm, i always wondered who owned the domain, "www.sexualpositionsforthepeoplewith rightangledpenises.com"

now i know.

[fedhed7]

true photo reply king adam
Hahah, I will never top the Bop It Extreme.

[boldt_action]

Hahah, I will never top the Bop It Extreme.
doesnt mean you cant try.

[SkaBum14]

My penis is like the Schwann's truck: it cruises around during the day servicing housewives.

[FinchBulldog2]

My penis is a military tank. Many soldiers have died from it.

[KarolaBloch]

a pogo stick

[xTJx]

So many great references here

[Timberwolf]

My penis is a truck.

Nothing else need be said.

[xTJx]

My penis is a truck.

Nothing else need be said.

Comes with a free bra to hold up your testicles?

[Timberwolf]

Comes with a free bra to hold up your testicles?
Truck need no bra.

[xTJx]

Truck need no bra.

But they come free

[Timberwolf]

But they come free
truck angry.

[xTJx]

truck angry.

does the wittle twuck need some support?

[SkaBum14]

My penis is like a Hummer: Arnold Schwarzenegger is a big fan.

[Timberwolf]

does the wittle twuck need some support?
do NOT speak ill of the truck.

many greater than you have fallen unto its wrath.

[xTJx]

do NOT speak ill of the truck.

many greater than you have fallen unto its wrath.

Ha. You've got a poor 4-banger under the hood, don't ya

[marbury1414]

I nominate this for the best thread on AP. This is my morning laugh.

[Tristan Needler]

Hahhaha. I'm going to go with a Kia. Slow and could blow at any momenthahahahahahahahaha

[Tristan Needler]

my penis is like a moped: small, sputtering, cheap, EXTREMELY lame, and will often run out of gas well before you get to were you want to go.

[Timberwolf]

THIS is my penis.
http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/106206.jpg

[xTJx]

my penis is like a moped: small, sputtering, cheap, EXTREMELY lame, and will often run out of gas well before you get to were you want to go.

HAHAHAHA....your penis is a lot of things

[marbury1414]

My anus is like a clown car, at any given time there's always at least 15 of them inside it.

I almost fell off my chair.

[Tristan Needler]

THIS is my penis.
http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/106206.jpg
two grotesquely over sized testicles, a small yellow hat, and what's behind it takes enormous dumps?

edit: not to mention you keep it in highwater pants....

[Timberwolf]

two grotesquely over sized testicles, a small yellow hat, and what's behind it take enormous dumps?
hahaha, I say it again : do NOT speak ill of the truck

the chick in the front was crushed shortly after the picture was taken when she questioned the trucks sexuality.

[xTJx]

hahaha, I say it again : do NOT speak ill of the truck

the chick in the front was crushed shortly after the picture was taken when she questioned the trucks sexuality.

you need the bra.

[Timberwolf]

you need the bra.
the straps do the job spendidly

[the_narrator]

I'm like the 80's minivan: I can fit eight mexicans comfortably, nine if you put one in the trunk.


Dear God, what have I said? It wasn't me. I speak of someone else.

[Andy]

Im very proud of this thread.

[xTJx]

the straps do the job spendidly

You're going to have to throw them over your shoulder then

[Tristan Needler]

my penis is like a mini cooper: you can stick it in any spot.

[Timberwolf]

You're going to have to throw them over your shoulder then
shit, they wont come back down..

[Andy]

My penis is like an ambulance, doesn't really get any action before people lose conciousness.
hahaha

[Tristan Needler]

my penis is like a skateboard: you can only get it up with your feet..

[Timberwolf]

hahaha
oh andy- you so crazy

[xTJx]

hahaha

Laughing at your own joke - nice haha

[boldt_action]

hahaha
haha, you just laughed at your own joke,


and posted it



i love you andy.

[marbury1414]

I'm like the 80's minivan: I can fit eight mexicans comfortably, nine if you put one in the trunk.


Dear God, what have I said? It wasn't me. I speak of someone else.

Haha, gold.

[xTJx]

shit, they wont come back down..

i told you...they're too much for your little truck

[Andy]

My penis is like a motorized lawnmower. It can create some serious traffic when I whip it out on the freeway.
haaaahaha

damn, this thread is pure gold

[xTJx]

haaaahaha

damn, this thread is pure gold

HAHAHAHA

[aminorthreat55]

my penis is like a moped: small, sputtering, cheap, EXTREMELY lame, and will often run out of gas well before you get to were you want to go.
Funny, Eda didn't give you even that much credit.


;)

[Timberwolf]

i told you...they're too much for your little truck
http://alowjoy.tripod.com/images/truckb.jpg

one more word and the old people get crushed.

[aminorthreat55]

I'm like the 80's minivan: I can fit eight mexicans comfortably, nine if you put one in the trunk.


Dear God, what have I said? It wasn't me. I speak of someone else.
hahahahaha

[Tristan Needler]

Funny, Eda didn't give you even that much credit.


;)
okay, you got me. my penis is like a remote control car: about 1/100 the size of the average and you are ALWAYS pissed about how short the battery life is.

[xTJx]

one more word and the old people get crushed.

Eh, I don't know them - they can be killed

[Timberwolf]

Eh, I don't know them - they can be killed
their screams will haunt your dreams for years to come

[marbury1414]

My penis is like a Cadillac. Only old people and black guys give it a ride.

[xTJx]

their screams will haunt your dreams for years to come

That's fine - they're old, they were going to die soon anyways

[Timberwolf]

That's fine - they're old, they were going to die soon anyways
*shakes fist*

[xTJx]

*shakes fist*

Haha yeah I have no soul

[marbury1414]

My penis is like a low rider. It looks hard, but really isn't.

[Timberwolf]

Haha yeah I have no soul
and i just crushed some innocent old people for no reason.

[xTJx]

and i just crushed some innocent old people for no reason.

See you in hell?

[Timberwolf]

See you in hell?
looks like it :(

[Timberwolf]

me and my penis..

[xTJx]

looks like it :(

It's ok, I'll bring my Kia along for the ride

[kg00d]

It's ok, I'll bring my Kia along for the ride

nah your going to hell

[xTJx]

nah your going to hell

Yeah, that had already been determined...thanks for coming out though

[Timberwolf]

Yeah, that had already been determined...thanks for coming out though
hahahaha, why would he say that.

[xTJx]

hahahaha, why would he say that.

Haha because he thinks he's tough? :shrugs:

[SkaBum14]

I'm like the 80's minivan: I can fit eight mexicans comfortably, nine if you put one in the trunk.


Dear God, what have I said? It wasn't me. I speak of someone else.

Minivans don't have trunks.

[xTJx]

Minivans don't have trunks.

They have very small ones!

[FASSWcore]

does anyone remember the transformer bumblebee?

[SkaBum14]

They have very small ones!

Then it doesn't apply to Felicia.


gasp!

[xTJx]

Then it doesn't apply to Felicia.


gasp!

Zing! ...pwncakes anyone?

[dashboard1190]

My penis is the love bug. Lindsay Lohan loves to ride me.

(Oh, and my name is seriously Herbie, so yeah..Herbie: Fully Loaded ;) )

[KarolaBloch]

a unicycle.

[Andy]

My penis is the love bug. Lindsay Lohan loves to ride me.

(Oh, and my name is seriously Herbie, so yeah..Herbie: Fully Loaded ;) )
Haha, I did that one already

[Andy]

My penis is like that Herbie car. Linday Lohan loves to ride it.
hehe

[dashboard1190]

Haha, I did that one already

But your name isn't Herbie.

I would have looked through all the replies.

But i'm too lazy.

[dashboard1190]

a unicycle.

hard to keep your balance? or you have one ball?

[xTJx]

a unicycle.

Takes a lot of practice to ride properly?

[ActorInThisPlay]

my penis is like a Toyota Corolla, cheap, easy to obtain, and will still run well even after you put on a lot of mileage.

[Andy]

My penis is like an LAPD patrol car, it's tough on mexican hookers

[xTJx]

My penis is like an LAPD patrol car, it's tough on mexican hookers

HAHAHA. I can't compete

[SkaBum14]

My penis is like a school bus: it can easily handle 60 grade school children at the same time.

[DroppedUrPocket]

My penis is like the batmobile...it's really fucking BLACK.

[SkaBum14]

My penis is like the batmobile...it's really fucking BLACK.

and it's handled by a man in spandex and a cape.

[DroppedUrPocket]

and it's handled by a man in spandex and a cape.
and is very high tech.

http://ubl.artistdirect.com/Images/artd/amg/music/bio/443815_hitek_200x200.jpg

[SkaBum14]

and is very high tech.

http://ubl.artistdirect.com/Images/artd/amg/music/bio/443815_hitek_200x200.jpg

I see what you did there.

[DroppedUrPocket]

I see what you did there.
0:)

[SkaBum14]

My penis is like a UPS truck: covered in brown and always handling packages.

[marbury1414]

My anus is like a plane. I'm constantly trying to get motherfucking snakes out of it.

[dashboard1190]

I don't know if this has been said:

My penis is like a NYC Taxi. It's been all around the city. I've had countless drunk girls ride me. I love being handled by foreign middle-easterners. And I charge $.50/go around the block ;) .

[punkpixie]

hahaha I love this thread, although I am disgusted with myself.

[SkaBum14]

hahaha I love this thread, although I am disgusted with myself.

When I went back to bump it I was reading through it and wondering "whatever happened to Ellie? She was a funny ***."

[punkpixie]

When I went back to bump it I was reading through it and wondering "whatever happened to Ellie? She was a funny ***."

haha

Liar. I haven't gone anywhere! hdjdnbczldncmnvklvnvklnvklnv!!

[SkaBum14]

haha

Liar. I haven't gone anywhere! hdjdnbczldncmnvklvnvklnvklnv!!

Well, then I haven't seen you anywhere.

[xTJx]

This thread is my new home - even though i can't contribute

[punkpixie]

Well, then I haven't seen you anywhere.

OK.

I'm not around all the time like I was. Although I don't know why when there is comedy gold like this around!

(I haven't seen you around as often either Kyle, you are just as guilty as me.)

[punkpixie]

This thread is my new home - even though i can't contribute

Its a cosy home.

Like my vagina!!!!!!!!!!!

(can't believe I just said that. Again.)

[Andy]

My anus is like a plane. I'm constantly trying to get motherfucking snakes out of it.
zing!

[xTJx]

Its a cosy home.

Like my vagina!!!!!!!!!!!

(can't believe I just said that. Again.)

hahaha. /address?

[SkaBum14]

OK.

I'm not around all the time like I was. Although I don't know why when there is comedy gold like this around!

(I haven't seen you around as often either Kyle, you are just as guilty as me.)

Technically, this "comedy gold" wasn't around. It had to be resurrected from ancient times.

I've been here a ton during the day at work lately (well night for you probably).

[elemenohpe]

My penis is like Dale Gribble's truck. Complete with bugs.

[punkpixie]

hahaha. /address?

/gay.

Sorry.

[xTJx]

/gay.

Sorry.

/unfortunate..

hahaha.

[Andy]

My penis is like a snowmobile, its either used by bored, rich businessmen or strange inuits.

[punkpixie]

Technically, this "comedy gold" wasn't around. It had to be resurrected from ancient times.

I've been here a ton during the day at work lately (well night for you probably).

Yeah. I haven't been on at all really. And if I have I've been lurking.

I expect I will be on loads in the coming weeks when I'm home with nothing to do.

[kg00d]

This thread is my new home - even though i can't contribute

Yes just like you in life

[xTJx]

Yes just like you in life

yawn..

[punkpixie]

/unfortunate..

hahaha.

hahahahaha

Yeah. People around here think its funny that I'm a f.ag. It's a good job I find it funny too otherwise I might have strangled myself.

[kg00d]

yawn..

aren't we a little hungry?

[SkaBum14]

My penis is like an Amish buggy: it's always found close behind a horse and it's tough to see at night.

[elemenohpe]

My penis is like the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile. Do I even need to say why?

[xTJx]

hahahahaha

Yeah. People around here think its funny that I'm a f.ag. It's a good job I find it funny too otherwise I might have strangled myself.

I wasn't laughing at you, just my grave misfortunes

[Andy]

My penis is like a rickshaw, it's usually pulled by small asians or homeless people.

[punkpixie]

I wasn't laughing at you, just my grave misfortunes

Oh I know you weren't. I just meant everyone in general. We make jokes about my sexuality all the time.

Kyle is always calling me a f.ag because he thinks he's funny. hahaha

[punkpixie]

My penis is like a rickshaw, it's usually pulled by small asians or homeless people.

ahhahaha

[elemenohpe]

My penis is like a bicycle. It's fun to ride until the chain breaks and you fly over the handlebars.

[SkaBum14]

Oh I know you weren't. I just meant everyone in general. We make jokes about my sexuality all the time.

Kyle is always calling me a f.ag because he thinks he's funny. hahaha

Haha, shut up. I only started doing it because you called yourself that constantly. Stop trying to guilt trip me, ***.

[SkaBum14]

My penis is like a car full of brothas: it doesn't work.

[elemenohpe]

My penis is like a Power Wheel. It only moves if driven by a child.

[Andy]

My penis is like a golfcart, it follows the balls.

[punkpixie]

Haha, shut up. I only started doing it because you called yourself that constantly. Stop trying to guilt trip me, ***.

hahahaha

I know I know. I find it strangely endearing when people on AP do it. I'm pretty sure if someone shouted it to me on the street I would be devastated though. How strange..hahaha

[xTJx]

My penis is like a car full of brothas: it doesn't work.

or it gets you arrested as soon as it steps out into public

[elemenohpe]

My penis is like a car full of brothas: it doesn't work.

My penis is like a car full of Cosbys. It only dances to jazz and loves having fun with Jello.

[Andy]

or it gets you arrested as soon as it steps out into public
zing!

haha

[SkaBum14]

My penis is like a trolley: it's used by thousands of gays in San Francisco everyday and it frequently took Mr. Rogers to the "neighborhood of make-believe."

[xTJx]

If we're using celebrities...

My penis is like neverland ranch, it only turns down patrons over 12 years old

[Andy]

My penis is like a rollercoaster cart, once you're strapped in, you just want to get off

[Andy]

My penis is like a rollercoaster cart, once you're strapped in, you just want to get off
hahah, fuck you, this one is good

[kg00d]

If we're using celebrities...

My penis is like neverland ranch, it only turns down patrons over 12 years old

clever tyler, just brilliant

[xTJx]

My penis is like a rollercoaster cart, once you're strapped in, you just want to get off

lollercoaster

[kg00d]

lollercoaster

Figured you'd put that in there

[Andy]

see, its got a double meaning, "get off", as in get yourself off sexually, and "get off" as in get out of the cart.

[xTJx]

see, its got a double meaning, "get off", as in get yourself off sexually, and "get off" as in get out of the cart.

Your wit is too clever for me

[kg00d]

Your wit is too clever for me

or what about the old jacket off one :o

[xTJx]

or what about the old jacket off one :o

...yawn.

[xTJx]

bump....why isn't this still on the front page?

[SkaBum14]

My penis has a sweet system.

[OveriseFan]

My penis is like a minivan, comfortably seats seven.

[btbam > you]

My penis is like a trolley: it's used by thousands of gays in San Francisco everyday and it frequently took Mr. Rogers to the "neighborhood of make-believe."

hahahaha

[OveriseFan]

My penis is like Ford's assembly line.

Enough said.

[marbury1414]

My penis is like this forum right now. Dead.

[newfoundnorcal]

i wanted to join in on the fun, but i don't have a penis and comparing my vagina to motor vehicle of any kind doesn't make it sound cool at all.

[xTJx]

i wanted to join in on the fun, but i don't have a penis and comparing my vagina to motor vehicle of any kind doesn't make it sound cool at all.

I'm just not creative

[kidinthecorner]

My penis is like an ambulance, doesn't really get any action before people lose conciousness.
This is still my favorite response to this thread.

[apoemtothedead]

My penis is like a honda, only allowed to be hand crafted by yellow people.

[xTJx]

Oh how I loved this thread

[concernedparent]

....

My penis is like the Hummer: it's massive and inefficient. Despite its fearsome appearance, it falls apart when it sees any serious use, and is mostly used by soccer moms.
hahahahaha, i laughed so hard at that last statement.

[Stereo Therapy]

hahahahaha, i laughed so hard at that last statement.

andy pwned this thread

[concernedparent]

this thread was hilarious, where was i. bah.

[ghostyouare]

As I said before. The only funny posts were by andy.

[concernedparent]

My penis is like a geo-metro, very small and ridden by illegal immigrants.

[concernedparent]

man, mine had nothing on andys.

[xTJx]

I can never live up to Andy:

My penis is like a used car - no matter how hard you try, you can't get the stench of the previous user out

[concernedparent]

My penis is like a race car, fun to ride, but occasionally gets in a crash, explodes and kills the rider.

[concernedparent]

My penis is like a firetruck, puts out the fire on contact.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

My penis is like an ambulance, doesn't really get any action before people lose conciousness.

LOL.

[LPMagic]

My penis is a Power Wheel.

- Jeff

[Stereo Therapy]

My penis is a Power Wheel.

- Jeffyou say that its for ages 5 and up, but kids under that age are the only ones who actually use it?

[LPMagic]

you say that its for ages 5 and up, but kids under that age are the only ones who actually use it?
Pretty much.

- Jeff

[Tristan Needler]

a nasa rocket, prepred to blast of in T minus 10....

[Tristan Needler]

a nasa rocket, prepred to blast of in T minus 10....houston, we have a problem!

[Stereo Therapy]

Pretty much.

- Jeff

that kind of turns me on

[love2hateme]

my vagina is like a motor home big wide and used alot on vacation