For my next trick....

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

I'd like to take you all back in time. To the LAST time I got 4500 posts. Check it out, it was a little over a month ago. God damned lost posts are killing me. I'd be well over 5000 by now. But it's okay. Congratulate me! or discuss something funny. whatever.

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=72187....go look at this thread.

[Mark is God]

oops, looks like I have the wrong hat.

oops, looks like I have the wrong hat.
Oh I get it! It's Rocky and Bullwinkle joke. How clever!

[marrost]

::Whoosh::

[still_life]

Here's your next trick, a transformation into Dave Holmes

http://img146.echo.cx/img146/5717/whatcolorsmall8xo.th.jpg (http://img146.echo.cx/my.php?image=whatcolorsmall8xo.jpg)

http://www.mtv.com/onair/trl/flipbooks/photobooth/images/photo_dave_holmes.jpg

[marrost]

Then maybe into a heterosexual.

[still_life]

I would gladly turn into Dave Holmes for a day. Because I would rape that hot girl he does DVD on TV with. Then after I'm done, change back, and let him get arrested for it.

[PomonaForEmpusa]

ever wish you could be like Wolverine.. claws and all.. that'd be sick.

[marrost]

All the time!!! I always wanted to be a Ghostbuster the most though. Then I turned 10.

[Mark is God]

ever wish you could be like Wolverine.. claws and all.. that'd be sick.
Dear [name],

Never return.

Love,
Mark

[PomonaForEmpusa]

Dear [name],

Never return.

Love,
Mark
dear mark

my name is Jacob, nice to meet you.. now shut the fuck up and die. i'd destroy you.

in regards to your childish behavoir/attitude,
Jacob

[marrost]

Jakey,

Remove stick from ass

-Mark

[Mark is God]

dear mark

my name is Jacob, nice to meet you.. now shut the fuck up and die. i'd destroy you.

in regards to your childish behavoir/attitude,
Jacob
...that's sure a manly name

[PomonaForEmpusa]

Jakey,

Remove stick from ass

-Mark
but.. there's nothing up there.

[iLikePants]

dear mark

my name is Jacob, nice to meet you.. now shut the fuck up and die. i'd destroy you.

in regards to your childish behavoir/attitude,
Jacob

oh no he didnt....

[marrost]

but.. there's nothing up there.
I told you no more then 6 inches deep.

[Mark is God]

but.. there's nothing up there.
my boot will be there shortly

[marrost]

oh no he didnt....
Good one. Really.

[PomonaForEmpusa]

my boot will be there shortly

alright, now that one was just dumb and unoriginal.

come on.. you can do better than that, i know it!

[iLikePants]

my boot will be there shortly

haha.

[Mark is God]

you love black cock

[IAmCountryMusic]

dear mark

my name is Jacob, nice to meet you.. now shut the fuck up and die. i'd destroy you.

in regards to your childish behavoir/attitude,
Jacob
dear jacob,

im from utah but im not mormon.

sincerely, Darrin

[iLikePants]

dear jacob,

im from utah but im not mormon.

sincerely, Darrin

father-in-law

[marrost]

I hear wedding bells.

[PomonaForEmpusa]

dear jacob,

im from utah but im not mormon.

sincerely, Darrin
that was a joke.. if you in someway took offense.

[Mark is God]

I hear wedding bells.
nope, those are just IM chimes.

[IAmCountryMusic]

nope, those are just IM chimes.
so how is billy in the sack?

[marrost]

nope, those are just IM chimes.clever
so how is billy in the sack?zzzzzz

[Mark is God]

so how is billy in the sack?
pwn?

[IAmCountryMusic]

you make aim jokes but i dont even have it installed on my computer.

[Mark is God]

you make aim jokes but i dont even have it installed on my computer.
d00d

[marrost]

technicalities.