I have Questions about the bible. help

[alex moon]

someone i need help i need a christen, and gay and a deeply political person. please! i am so confused about every thing. so can some one please help me?

[TK]

hahahahhahaha

[alex moon]

so are the political Christ or the gay. lol no realy do you realy wont to here
my probs.

[alex moon]

come on please someone help me.

[TK]

hahahahhahaha

[fake empire]

bahahhahha

[alex moon]

ok then i read your profile so i guess you will be my political one if your up for it.

[silentstar1134]

huh? confused about what?

[fake empire]

ill be ur gay person

[TK]

Based on what?

hahahahhahaha

[silentstar1134]

Of what I understand if your a republican and a christian thats a big no no. But there are a lot of gay friendly churches out there.

[alex moon]

well in the bible it preaches about forgiveness, right, i know i am. well it also preaches about things you should not do that way you can get in to heaven, right once again. and if you brake a rule then you must repent or go to hell. so my question is do gay people go to hell, i bleave they are born that way. and that we all should love one enother.

[alex moon]

i am sorry i am a slow typer and a bad speller so this might take a littel. sorry

[fake empire]

im gay and i just want to fuck everyone and suck their meaty dicks

[TK]

hahahahhahaha

You're an abomination according to the Bible and the right, what's not to understand?

[alex moon]

well so do people how are divorced go to heaven if they bleave in god and christ or do the ygo to hell,

[fake empire]

anyone who gets divorced is going straight to hell i thought this was common knowledge

[TK]

hahahahhahaha

Best thread ever. Too bad this has to be a fake account.

[alex moon]

so do divorced people go to hell or heaven, and should we stone the one how lost there virginity. "he with out sin cast the first stone"

[silentstar1134]

first of all, I believe the bible wasnt made to scare you. I don't believe in fire and brimstone and all that stuff. If your gay than that is fine and god made you that way. I don't have a bible in front of me but just look at john 3:16. Is it that all people will be saved and be granted eternal life if you believe and him and live by the gospels. "Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid." John 14:27

[fake empire]

what the fuck

[silentstar1134]

in anycase I hope this is real, otherwise I just wasted time out of my day haha

[alex moon]

well my friends mom The big christen (she is devorced and remaried) got on to me and here son for haveing sex. Cast the stone and she told me that i was going to hell, but so is she right. i give up on spelling

[silentstar1134]

I say to put it simply, "fuck her". Don't tell her that but thats my feeling on the situation. I don't think this is real by the way but I hope this helps

[alex moon]

this is a ral thing to me it hapened to me and i need help i cant talk to the person i head sex with becaus his mom sead if i do then they will move, i have told my parents and they are fine with me being gay, but i wont advicce on how to get my friend back, my love , my world. and yes the acount is fack but i am real.

[alex moon]

i miss him so much and i would give up the sex just to get to talk to him aging, i miss him.

[silentstar1134]

so you say "his" mom but you list yourself as a female......

[alex moon]

she sead that we can talk when he turns 18 but that is 2 and a 1/2 years away. not to be gerady but i wont him now.

[alex moon]

yes fack acount so i can talk to him

[alex moon]

she and her new husband are homophobs

[silentstar1134]

honestly, you are too young to be having sex. and If you want him back you should talk to his parents and explain that your sorry and I don't want to loose a friend. Seek forgiveness, and If she can't forgive than she's the one going to hell...plain and simple....also, your very young and naive, you have to understand that this person might not be there for you later in life

[alex moon]

sorry about the spelling it sucks.

[silentstar1134]

your too young and if you want to be with him you have to play by the parents rules, or otherwise sneak out and do it that way.

[alex moon]

i know he might not be there for me latter, i have excepted that, and i have tryed to talk to her but she dose not cair, her words "i forgive you but that still means you and him need to be punished, and if you dont chang your ways then you and going to hell."

[anamericangod]

I don't care how old you are, you're just too fucking dumb to be having sex.

[alex moon]

her rules are simpel no contact untill he is 18, we are in clases to gether, inposibel. she also works at the elimintry school, thats the worst part she has all kinds of people. and to top it off my best friend (she) has a big crush on him but he dose not wont any one at school to know that he is gay i under stand that but it is hard.

[anamericangod]

So you're a gay girl whose parents are angry because you had sex with a guy? If they're so homophobic, shouldn't they be glad you fucked some dude?

That West Virginia education is working wonders for you it seems.

[alex moon]

maby so, maby we ar to youg but it was not hay you wont to fuck around and have a good time sex, it was out of love, you dont know my real age, (i am not a Pedo) i am al most 18. but i still wont my friend back at the least. so should i try to talk to her agin or sneek to get to hang out with him.

[alex moon]

the entier profiel is a fack so i can talk to him. al the way down to the area code.

[alex moon]

i am from ohio

[alex moon]

his and my friends dont know about us, only our parents and on that his parents dont know that mine know.

[alex moon]

even thow i am from OH, i still have WV family, so arnt you both up late in this time zone, i cant sleep what is your story.

[alex moon]

this is funny and also what started this thing on gays, politics and god Gay Education (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PooEhBxh0NY) youtube

[anamericangod]

Please shut the fuck up.

[silentstar1134]

So you're a gay girl whose parents are angry because you had sex with a guy? If they're so homophobic, shouldn't they be glad you fucked some dude?

That West Virginia education is working wonders for you it seems.


LOL

[alex moon]

hay i think it is funny too. but i am a gay guy, not a lezzy girl. but yes wv is that dumb.

[Moritz421]

This thread was a delight to read.

[alex moon]

This thread was a delight to read.


so were do you stand no it i like to here ?options? i tryed

[Smeee]

so were do you stand no it i like to here ?options? i tryed

Is English even your first language?

[alex moon]

yes i am dislexic and this is hard, but i do try realy i do, but i will admit to geting lazy and out of frustration i give up on spelling. i can spell most big words but the littel ones ar hard. it suck so bad. sorry.

[alex moon]

England uk guy what time is it there. i am curious. here it is 5 50 ish

[Smeee]

England uk guy what time is it there. i am curious. here it is 5 50 ish

10:49 in the morning.

So why do you need a fake account on AP to protect you from your mother? I'm assuming she's not on AP...

Actually, I really hope she is. Get her in here now!

[alex moon]

haha, no but his mom is crafty and (i love him but) he forgets to log out so this is a safty net he is talking to a girl, we woch what we type any way but it is to ply it safe.

[alex moon]

i wont ot chang topics you all have atleast let me be abel to get it out of me and realy that is all you can do so thanks for leting me bitch. new topic what is it like over in england. or for thows of us in the US what is it like out side of ohio.

[tait]

:hitself:

[JimmyIymmiJ]

As horrendous as your spelling is, I'm afraid that seems to be the least of your problems.

[Shoes]

someone i need help i need a christen, and gay and a deeply political person. please! i am so confused about every thing. so can some one please help me?
What'd you need help with? I'm a gay Christian, and I'm an anarchist.

[jagermeister]

This has blown my mind.

[4N6 science]

I couldn't read this abomination. But I love the fact that we have some new fakes. Maybe we got the nex MST or lil_slut.

[Bingham88]

I couldn't read this abomination. But I love the fact that we have some new fakes. Maybe we got the nex MST or lil_slut.

one can only dream

[thespearkid]

Guys, she changed the topic! What's it like outside of Ohio? Well, here in North Carolina, a significant portion of the population talk just like the OP types, rather it be because of redneck accent, ghetto accent, or Hispanic accent.

[acfrue]

there are a bunch of hillbillies in Michigan as well....also there are a lot of wigers, i have no idea why, but there are tons of them.

[TheSkyline]

so do divorced people go to hell or heaven, and should we stone the one how lost there virginity. "he with out sin cast the first stone"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[argg_xo]

+1

[4N6 science]

+2

[argg_xo]

+3

[argg_xo]

haha, no but his mom is crafty and (i love him but) he forgets to log out so this is a safty net he is talking to a girl, we woch what we type any way but it is to ply it safe.

i wont ot chang topics you all have atleast let me be abel to get it out of me and realy that is all you can do so thanks for leting me bitch. new topic what is it like over in england. or for thows of us in the US what is it like out side of ohio.


what the fuck do these posts even say?

translation, plz.

[4N6 science]

+4

[acfrue]

what the fuck do these posts even say?

translation, plz.
no fucking idea, my dyslexic to english dictionary didnt help.

[argg_xo]

no fucking idea, my dyslexic to english dictionary didnt help.
HAHAHA! man, i should have checked mine before i even asked that question!

+5

[4N6 science]

+6

I'm well on my way to 10k

[argg_xo]

+7

i just hit 4k, i'm still a n00b.

[4N6 science]

+8

a noob with boobs.

[acfrue]

+9

if youre a n00b at 4k, then im like a fucking uber n00b at 2k.

[argg_xo]

+10

yes, i have boobs jon.

and you're not an uber n00n acfrue, you're from the murder mitten so it's all good.

[thespearkid]

Whoa. Was this thread always in PL? I thought it was in general. I'm losing my mind.

[4N6 science]

+11

I know you have boobs, me likey

:boobies:

[argg_xo]

+12

i'm glad you enjoy boobs so much jon.

[acfrue]

+8

a noob with boobs.
+13

its "n00b"

[4N6 science]

+13

n00b..woops

Yes I like chelsea's boobs!

[argg_xo]

+14?

you got pwnd by a n00b jon!!!!!

[4N6 science]

+15

I want to be pwnd by you ;-)

[argg_xo]

+16

someone's getting ready for new years eve!

[4N6 science]

+17

I am!!

[argg_xo]

+18

lucky bastard!

[4N6 science]

+19

I know...<3

[argg_xo]

+20

i'm bringing the cheese and crackers and champagne to the party!

[4N6 science]

+21

I'm bringing champagne and beer!

[argg_xo]

+22

awesome!
is the champagne for your lady friend?

[4N6 science]

+23

nooo its for the host of the party. I'm getting my lady friend something else.

[argg_xo]

+24

GOLD SLICK VODKA???
and your dick?

[4N6 science]

+25

hahahaha nooo

not my dick, just all of me.

[argg_xo]

+26

damn, i always tell my friends i'm bringing the gold slick vodka and then i got chased by this bum and the bottle broke on the bus while i was trying to get to the party.

awww, that's cute.

[4N6 science]

+27

Really, well I went to a party once and stole all their beer by putting it in a laudry detergent jug. I later got period blood on my pants, it was a messy scene to say the least.

I know... I'm going to give her a kiss.

[argg_xo]

+28

oh my god!!! we're you dancing to biggie when you got period blood on your pants? that sucks man!

awwwwww! a new years kiss!

i'm gonna have to kiss my friend kristen at midnight or just leave.

[4N6 science]

+29

yeah i was...it was bad.

I know...it's going to be super cute.

I'll give you and e-kiss!

[argg_xo]

+30

i never realized how our lives are so much like a movie!

have you seen a pic of your lady friend at least? what if you're disappointed?

and thanks, i'll be waiting for an e-smooch!

[4N6 science]

+31

I know its quite amazing.

I've seen pics of her and I won't be dissappointed.

it'll be a good one.

[argg_xo]

+32

okay, just making sure because there's nothing like disappointment to ring in 2009!

i can't wait!

[4N6 science]

+33

lol, thanks.

me neither.

[argg_xo]

+34

no problem! someone's gotta look after you and your well-being!

[4N6 science]

+35

exactly its a dog eat dog world and I got chelsea on my side.

[TheSkyline]

Whoa. Was this thread always in PL? I thought it was in general. I'm losing my mind.

The two are slowly becoming one. I feel the same way.

[argg_xo]

+36

i got yo back, boo!

[4N6 science]

+37

thanks.

well I'm leaving work. I'll ttyl ok!

[argg_xo]

+38

bye jon!!!! go for a bike ride when you get home!

[MarsEatWorld]

I don't care how old you are, you're just too fucking dumb to be having sex.
HAHAAHA

[MarsEatWorld]

Guys, she changed the topic! What's it like outside of Ohio? Well, here in North Carolina, a significant portion of the population talk just like the OP types, rather it be because of redneck accent, ghetto accent, or Hispanic accent.
Hahaha. So true..

[Iamhome]

Jesus saves little darling. You're gonna survive the sex you've had.