Threesomes

[fake empire]

Share your threesome stories and experiences here plz

[lovely864md]

Everything you see here will be a lie.

[4N6 science]

Everything you see here will be a lie.

QFT

[MarsEatWorld]

I have them a lot...

[.invisible ink.]

haha, then i'm really glad i thought twice before posting my story.

[Kassie09]

No thank you, I prefer not adding an extra penis or vagina to the mix, too many body parts.

[lovely864md]

Go for the orgy or don't even bother.

[fake empire]

haha, then i'm really glad i thought twice before posting my story.

post your story

[.invisible ink.]

post your story

nah, i changed my mind.

[sweetforever]

:popcorn:

[MarsEatWorld]

+1
i need 25 posts lol now.

[MarsEatWorld]

:popcorn:
haha you would.

[fake empire]

nah, i changed my mind.

this thread needs to be taken seriously and we need to kick it off with a real story for that to happen

[sweetforever]

Mars...... :giverose:

[.invisible ink.]

this thread needs to be taken seriously and we need to kick it off with a real story for that to happen
why don't you start then?

[MarsEatWorld]

Mars...... :giverose:
hello :]

[thesafeword]

Threesomes are for pornos and my answer to the pathetic fucks with love triangle problems on this sight.

[MarsEatWorld]

I would have a threesome with caveman and charmander.

[fake empire]

why don't you start then?

I've never had a threesome

You need to step it up

[sweetforever]

I had a threesome once, it was wild

[.invisible ink.]

I had a threesome once, it was wild
you're quite the eloquent storyteller, i bet you get told that all the time.

[4N6 science]

well this is lame so far.

[MarsEatWorld]

So one time...at a party.
My boyfriend took me to the bathroom and we started making out
then we got naked.....then we started fucking and some random hot guy walked in and he peed then i grabbed him and he joined in.

[Kassie09]

Ohh, MMF threesome, niiiice mars, hahaha

[4N6 science]

So one time...at a party.
My boyfriend took me to the bathroom and we started making out
then we got naked.....then we started fucking and some random hot guy walked in and he peed then i grabbed him and he joined in.

o rly?

http://blog.internetnews.com/apatrizio/orly_owl.jpg

[MarsEatWorld]

I'd never have a threesome with another girl. Sorry boys.

[Kassie09]

I think it'd be weird with two guys
:shrug:

[stayforawhile]

Wow Tim you would start a thread like this.

[thesafeword]

I'd never have a threesome with another girl. Sorry boys.
And I would never have a threesome with another guy.

[4N6 science]

I think it'd be weird with two guys
:shrug:

devil's threesome.

[thesafeword]

I think it'd be weird with two guys
:shrug:
It would be. That's why it should be two girls and one cup... I mean guy.

[MarsEatWorld]

And I would never have a threesome with another guy.
Eep. Two hot guys..or sharing one guy with a chick.

I pick 2 hotties.

[Kassie09]

It would be. That's why it should be two girls and one cup... I mean guy.

Ewwwwwww

[MarsEatWorld]

It would be. That's why it should be two girls and one cup... I mean guy.
Hahaha.
I don't roll that way

[4N6 science]

2girls1cup.com

[stayforawhile]

devil's threesome.
Jon! How I've missed you, how is your break thus far!

[spansen]

:popcorn:
that's all.

[Kassie09]

This thread has filled with atrociousness!

[4N6 science]

Jon! How I've missed you, how is your break thus far!

hey ashley...brake has been ok. Just working. I'm going back to school for the night tomorrow to celebrate new years. I got one more week left of break. What about you?


been in any 3somes lately?

[thesafeword]

Ewwwwwww
Don't you want to grab a friend, a cup and turn on some lovely background music?
Hahaha.
I don't roll that way
I'm glad to hear that.

[MarsEatWorld]

Don't you want to grab a friend, a cup and turn on some lovely background music?

I'm glad to hear that.
:nod:

I'd rather just not have a threesome. the end

[stayforawhile]

hey ashley...brake has been ok. Just working. I'm going back to school for the night tomorrow to celebrate new years. I got one more week left of break. What about you?


been in any 3somes lately?

Well I'm glad you're break is good. Hahah no threesomes here! But if you talk to my and Nikki's other friend then you have a diffeent story.

[sweetforever]

you're quite the eloquent storyteller, i bet you get told that all the time.

Hey, I'd rather not go into the horny details.

[Kassie09]

Don't you want to grab a friend, a cup and turn on some lovely background music?

I'm glad to hear that.
..no

[MarsEatWorld]

Hey, I'd rather not go into the horny details.
You sooo would want horny details.

[thesafeword]

..no
Well, that's probably a good quality to have.

[fake empire]

Wow Tim you would start a thread like this.

and you would have a threesome with me and someone else

[fake empire]

Well I'm glad you're break is good. Hahah no threesomes here! But if you talk to my and Nikki's other friend then you have a diffeent story.

hey i heard about that. i heard she was servicing 2 dudes in the basement after her parents went to sleep.

[stayforawhile]

and you would have a threesome with me and someone else
It is always a possibility. hahahahah nikki told you about that! How crazy is that two dicks sucked in one night, she really like anything that wears pants, want her number? hahah

[fake empire]

It is always a possibility. hahahahah nikki told you about that! How crazy is that two dicks sucked in one night, she really like anything that wears pants, want her number? hahah

sure gimme it!


actually on second thought i might as well just call you up

[stayforawhile]

sure gimme it!


actually on second thought i might as well just call you up
Tim, a threesome isn't my idea of a good time.

[fake empire]

Tim, a threesome isn't my idea of a good time.

so what exactly is your idea of a good time???

[stayforawhile]

so what exactly is your idea of a good time???
Oh you know Tim you knowwww

[LoveHateHolly]

I've had many!

[fake empire]

I've had many!

plz share

[carolsaidd]

hahaha interesting thread. id never have a threesome with two guys, i dont want to be with a guy who is willing to be that close to another naked guy :]

[thesafeword]

hahaha interesting thread. id never have a threesome with two guys, i dont want to be with a guy who is willing to be that close to another naked guy :]
She's got her shit straight. Got any friends who share the same views?

[spansen]

hahaha interesting thread. id never have a threesome with two guys, i dont want to be with a guy who is willing to be that close to another naked guy :]
She's got her shit straight. Got any friends who share the same views.

this.

[thesafeword]

I'm hoping that she has friends.

[Kassie09]

hahaha interesting thread. id never have a threesome with two guys, i dont want to be with a guy who is willing to be that close to another naked guy :]

EXACTLY.
too much penis would be involved. theyd have to touch each other eventually..and it's only acceptable when girls do it.

[thesafeword]

EXACTLY.
too much penis would be involved. theyd have to touch each other eventually..and it's only acceptable when girls do it.
Another girl with her shit straight.

[Kassie09]

Another girl with her shit straight.

Hahaha, I said on the second page MFF is the only way to be.

or no threesome at all, really.

[thesafeword]

Hahaha, I said on the second page MFF is the only way to be.

or no threesome at all, really.
Oh.

And I'll just ignore that second part.

[Kassie09]

Oh.

And I'll just ignore that second part.

Second part was the main part, not to be ignored.

[spansen]

so you want more wang than yours?

[thesafeword]

Second part was the main part, not to be ignored.
Damn it.

[Kassie09]

who?

[AP_Punk]

all male threesomes, forthewin.

[carolsaidd]

I'm hoping that she has friends.

hahaha sure thang i have friends :p

[kwsqd]

Everything you see here will be a lie.
No thank you, I prefer not adding an extra penis or vagina to the mix, too many body parts.
Soon we will have our own threesome story.

2girls1cup.com
I prefer 6guys1funnel.org

[TheSkyline]

all male threesomes, forthewin.

:jawdrop:

[thesafeword]

hahaha sure thang i have friends :p
Good, good, friends are a good thing.

[kemichels]

dood i had pseudo 3some sober once in college my fresh year. Will type out when hand isnt in cast and broken lol

[carolsaidd]

mr & ms hands thats what im into..........not

[HelpMeSleep]

I have no interest in having a threesome. the first time the guy I hook up with suggested a threesome, I said "bring one of your friends and make sure he's hotter than you" and he was just like "that was rude" and that was the end of it and then he came over.

now and then he'd still brings up the idea and tell me to invite one of my friends over, I'd always just tell him to bring one of his boys over instead and that always shuts him up. he actually hasn't asked for awhile now.

[thesafeword]

I have no interest in having a threesome. the first time the guy I hook up with suggested a threesome, I said "bring one of your friends and make sure he's hotter than you" and he was just like "that was rude" and that was the end of it and then he came over. now and then he still brings up the idea and tells me to invite one of my friends over, I just tell him to bring one of his boys over instead and that always shuts him up. he actually hasn't asked for awhile now.
You're more for elevator sex anyways, right?

[HelpMeSleep]

You're more for elevator sex anyways, right?
you got it. are we still on for that? ;-)

[vandalroyale]

rather not

[thesafeword]

you got it. are we still on for that? ;-)
Of course.

[HelpMeSleep]

Of course.
:flirt:

[thesafeword]

:flirt:
Good to know that we're on the same page here. Haha.

[tm decomposer]

hahaha interesting thread. id never have a threesome with two guys, i dont want to be with a guy who is willing to be that close to another naked guy :]
Ahh you're from Long Island? Where at?

[HelpMeSleep]

Good to know that we're on the same page here. Haha.
hahah. of course. that's always good to know.

[thesafeword]

hahah. of course. that's always good to know.
If the elevator opens and someone walks in, then what? Indecent exposure isn't that big of a deal is it?

[lovely864md]

Soon we will have our own threesome story.


I prefer 6guys1funnel.org

No, we won't. But we will have a lot of funny of pictures of you in a dress.

[swt_catastrophe]

You're more for elevator sex anyways, right?
...
you got it. are we still on for that? ;-)
hah. omg. you're into that too?

[HelpMeSleep]

If the elevator opens and someone walks in, then what? Indecent exposure isn't that big of a deal is it?
haha. doesn't indecent exposure make you a sex offender?

but that's what the emergency stop button's for anyway. :-)


hah. omg. you're into that too?
haha. I've never done it, but it's the top of my list to do at some point in life.

[thesafeword]

...

hah. omg. you're into that too?
Are you?

[swt_catastrophe]

haha. doesn't indecent exposure make you a sex offender?

but that's what the emergency stop button's for anyway. :-)


haha. I've never done it, but it's the top of my list to do at some point in life.
it does, indeed. as does peeing in public.
which, frankly, i find hilarious.

exactly!

you've at least made out in one, right?
Are you?
wouldn't you like to know

[songforthedeaf]

only had one, but it was great. its really hard to find 3 people without jealous tendencies.

[thesafeword]

haha. doesn't indecent exposure make you a sex offender?

but that's what the emergency stop button's for anyway. :-)


haha. I've never done it, but it's the top of my list to do at some point in life.
That is a very good point.
it does, indeed. as does peeing in public.
which, frankly, i find hilarious.

exactly!

you've at least made out in one, right?

wouldn't you like to know
Well this is the threesome thread... haha.

[swt_catastrophe]

only had one, but it was great. its really hard to find 3 people without jealous tendencies.
if you're finding three other people, wouldn't that make it an orgy?
because counting you, that would be four.
and a threesome is by definition, three people.

[HelpMeSleep]

it does, indeed. as does peeing in public.
which, frankly, i find hilarious.

exactly!

you've at least made out in one, right?
hahah. I didn't know that applied to peeing in public! that's funny.
and I only know because in high school, some little freshman streaked across the football field during a big rally, and I heard that as a consequence he'd be considered a sex offender.

yep, that's how they do it in the movies and tv.

I haven't! :-( I've never even been in an elevator with any of the boys I've kissed. I need to get on that.

[Nathan Lint]

Not going to lie. I would totally have a threesome with a girl and one of my friends if we got to eiffel towel her.

[HelpMeSleep]

That is a very good point.

Well this is the threesome thread... haha.
haha, which one? the sex offender or the emergency button?

I figured that's where you were going with that.

if you're finding three other people, wouldn't that make it an orgy?
because counting you, that would be four.
and a threesome is by definition, three people.
haha. that was my thought when I read his post too.

[swt_catastrophe]

hahah. I didn't know that applied to peeing in public! that's funny.
and I only know because in high school, some little freshman streaked across the football field during a big rally, and I heard that as a consequence he'd be considered a sex offender.

yep, that's how they do it in the movies and tv.

I haven't! :-( I've never even been in an elevator with any of the boys I've kissed. I need to get on that.
awwww. poor kid. that's really unfortunate! but kinda funny, i can't lie.
it's not illegal to be naked on a college campus though. [at least in california... not sure about other states... you may want to check before you blame me for your sex offender status. hah.]

and i feel bad now. you need to get on that STAT.
nothing like having your back pressed up against the buttons ;]

[swt_catastrophe]

Not going to lie. I would totally have a threesome with a girl and one of my friends if we got to eiffel towel her.
i just do NOT see the appeal in that.
i mean, it seems like an excuse for boys to just act... gay.

[songforthedeaf]

if you're finding three other people, wouldn't that make it an orgy?
because counting you, that would be four.
and a threesome is by definition, three people.


sorry I suppose I should have said two people, but I was including myself in the three :)

2 girls and me btw... to clear up any further confusion

[HelpMeSleep]

awwww. poor kid. that's really unfortunate! but kinda funny, i can't lie.
it's not illegal to be naked on a college campus though. [at least in california... not sure about other states... you may want to check before you blame me for your sex offender status. hah.]

and i feel bad now. you need to get on that STAT.
nothing like having your back pressed up against the buttons ;]
haha. he was like getting expelled anyway, so I think he was just like why not. he got tackled by the track coach so he got caught. but we had another kid the year before who wore something over his face and had a getaway car and he managed to successfully streak at the powderpuff game without getting caught.

I really do.
especially having read that. haha.

i just do NOT see the appeal in that.
i mean, it seems like an excuse for boys to just act... gay.
hahahah. oh, eiffel towering. brings back some PL memories. and I agree 100%. the thought of it makes me lol.

[thesafeword]

Not going to lie. I would totally have a threesome with a girl and one of my friends if we got to eiffel towel her.
Green man!

[spansen]

nothing like having your back pressed up against the buttons ;]
hey ashley :wave:

[swt_catastrophe]

hey ashley :wave:
haha. done creepin?

[spansen]

haha no way

[Nathan Lint]

i just do NOT see the appeal in that.
i mean, it seems like an excuse for boys to just act... gay.
*shrug* I guess i'm not as uptight as some people. When you hang out with a group of dudes, you see their dicks all the time anyway, so its not like it's anything I haven't seen before. Plus it's not like we're touching eachother, just the girl. I'd suppose she'd have to be pretty attractive, though, because I can see it being difficult getting hard with another dude there. haha

Like I said, only if we got to eiffel tower.

[swt_catastrophe]

*shrug* I guess i'm not as uptight as some people. When you hang out with a group of dudes, you see their dicks all the time anyway, so its not like it's anything I haven't seen before. Plus it's not like we're touching eachother, just the girl. I'd suppose she'd have to be pretty attractive, though, because I can see it being difficult getting hard with another dude there. haha

Like I said, only if we got to eiffel tower.
i'm definitely not uptight. lol.
and practically :]

let me know how that goes though. hah.

[Nathan Lint]

i'm definitely not uptight. lol.
and practically :]

let me know how that goes though. hah.
I totally will when we find a girl that would be down to do it and i'm not seeing someone!

P.S. - wasn't calling you uptight, just some people in general.

[swt_catastrophe]

I totally will when we find a girl that would be down to do it and i'm not seeing someone!

P.S. - wasn't calling you uptight, just some people in general.
errr... you already have a guy in mind?

and good to know :]

[Nathan Lint]

errr... you already have a guy in mind?

and good to know :]
This is something we've had discussions about before. Like if the opportunity ever arose, I don't think they'd say no.

[dpetty21]

I'm with Nathan on this one. I don't see what the big deal of MMF is as long as it isn't uber gay. I'm not trying to bang testicles with another dude but I'm down for the threesome as long as I wouldn't have to be rubbing on him or anything. Alterntate roles or some shit. One gets to do the fucking while the other gets a little mouth loving. Simple as that.

I brought the idea of a threesome up to my ex and she wanted no part of it. Of course being a girl she said something along the lines of "well only if it's your friend." She didn't really mean that at all but thats just the defense mechanism girls use in this very situation so make guys go ewwww no way.. I would have tested her on it but I'm far too jealous to be sharing my lady with anyone else. I'd totally fuck someone elses woman though.

[spansen]

hahaha.

to everything.

[HelpMeSleep]

I'm with Nathan on this one. I don't see what the big deal of MMF is as long as it isn't uber gay. I'm not trying to bang testicles with another dude but I'm down for the threesome as long as I wouldn't have to be rubbing on him or anything. Alterntate roles or some shit. One gets to do the fucking while the other gets a little mouth loving. Simple as that.

I brought the idea of a threesome up to my ex and she wanted no part of it. Of course being a girl she said something along the lines of "well only if it's your friend." She didn't really mean that at all but thats just the defense mechanism girls use in this very situation so make guys go ewwww no way.. I would have tested her on it but I'm far too jealous to be sharing my lady with anyone else. I'd totally fuck someone elses woman though.
hahahaha. that's exactly what I say. works every time.

[songforthedeaf]

If it was something she would have wanted I would have been alright with mmf, but she was more interested in girls than guys, so I was just lucky, and she always said 2 sets was just too much meat lol

[fake empire]

you can never have too much meat

[dpetty21]

hahahaha. that's exactly what I say. works every time.

You are part of the problem! Haha.

[HelpMeSleep]

You are part of the problem! Haha.
haha. and I see the problem as the guys who are always asking girls for threesomes when the girls have no interest.

[dpetty21]

haha. and I see the problem as the guys who are always asking girls for threesomes when the girls have no interest.

Haha no way. We're trying to be part of the solution. We just want to open up your hearts so you can love anyone of any gender:) Essentially we're just a coach in the threesome showing you how to handle a lady properly.

[HelpMeSleep]

Haha no way. We're trying to be part of the solution. We just want to open up your hearts so you can love anyone of any gender:) Essentially we're just a coach in the threesome showing you how to handle a lady properly.
hahah. see, my problem wouldn't so much that I wouldn't want to be with another girl. it's more like no way in hell am I sharing my boy with another girl for any period of time.

[dpetty21]

hahah. see, my problem wouldn't so much that I wouldn't want to be with another girl. it's more like no way in hell am I sharing my boy with another girl for any period of time.

Ok. Fair enough. I wouldn't want to share my lady with anyone either(well, unless it's another lady haha).

[HelpMeSleep]

Ok. Fair enough. I wouldn't want to share my lady with anyone either(well, unless it's another lady haha).
haha. exactly. and while I wouldn't want to have a threesome with two dudes either, I'd rather that then have to share with another girl.

[spansen]

threesomes only exist in pornos, that's how i see it. i don't think i'll ever be a part of one.

[punk shawn]

threesomes only exist in pornos, that's how i see it. i don't think i'll ever be a part of one.

I've also come to that sad conclusion.

[BJW7191]

So one time...at a party.
My boyfriend took me to the bathroom and we started making out
then we got naked.....then we started fucking and some random hot guy walked in and he peed then i grabbed him and he joined in.

how dare you only say some random hot guy you knew what you were doing when i was peeing

[spansen]

I've also come to that sad conclusion.
it's better to come to terms with reality.

[BJW7191]

I've also come to that sad conclusion.


you have the greatest avatar... hands down

[punk shawn]

it's better to come to terms with reality.

Reality is a bitch.

you have the greatest avatar... hands down

Ski Free was a great game.

[BJW7191]

Reality is a bitch.



Ski Free was a great game.


did you always get eaten? i could never get past him

[spansen]

Reality is a bitch.



Ski Free was a great game.
true.. to both.

did you always get eaten? i could never get past him
i had that same problem.

[punk shawn]

did you always get eaten? i could never get past him

Nope, I could never shake him. It was impossible, but it kept me busy for hours on end when I was 10.

[BJW7191]

good to know im just not some epic fail


i still love that game

[HelpMeSleep]

I bet threesomes are overrated anyway, boys.

[BJW7191]

I bet threesomes are overrated anyway, boys.



to be honest.... id bet that almost 75% would "finish" quicker bc they wouldnt know what to do bc they are so excited

[spansen]

to be honest.... id bet that almost 75% would "finish" quicker bc they wouldnt know what to do bc they are so excited
i.. doubt it.
I bet threesomes are overrated anyway, boys.
we'll probably never find out for sure.

[BJW7191]

i.. doubt it.

we'll probably never find out for sure.


no seriously.... like when dudes say "mmhhmm what i wouldnt do to her..." given the chance, they would do just like they always do... nothing different. no gaining of sexual prowess, the exact same

[spansen]

well right.. they'd just like the opportunity to undress said woman.

BUT. i don't think that with the opportunity of actually having a threesome that one would finish quicker just because.

[spansen]

it'd actually probably take longer because it'd be easier to distract yourself from finishing, come to think of it.

[punk shawn]

Yeah I think it would last longer because there would be so much more on the mind. My newest new year's resolution is to have a threesome!

[tommy's ghost]

Ski Free was a great game.

It really was... they should make like an XBLA re-make or something. Of course, then it wouldn't be Ski FREE lol.

[HelpMeSleep]

we'll probably never find out for sure.
and I'm perfectly fine with that myself.

[spansen]

meeee too

[fallingapart101]

The closest I got to a threesome was a year ago at college. I was in the elavator with these two girls. Might I add they are big whores, their white board on their door said something along these lines: Blowjob $10, Do what you want to me $50, etc. Anyways. The one was staring at me very odd and I thought they were going to jump me. The other ask me my name, I said Vince, and she said I like that. While the creep girl is still staring at me. The name asker than said "It is okay, we won't tell, come back to our room and we will have a threesome." I looked at the creepy girl and she was smiling and shaking her head. The elavator stopped on our floor and I went to my halll and they went to theirs. Now I got the "what the hell is wrong with you" from friends and other college friends. But the truth is these girls were true skanks and I'm not about to pick up some disease from them. Sorry to disappoint. That was a weird elavator ride.

[spansen]

rocko's modern life!

[jenny_ell]

i"ve never had one, or really plan to, but i cant tell you how sick i am of guys implying and/or asking, like guys who are just friends, and you've never even had any sexual relations with.....and they would never in their right mind ask you unless they knew that you were drunk off your ass. or when you are drunk texting guys who are just friends and you are having a normal conversation and they just start texting the word "threesome?"...ha ....

[HelpMeSleep]

meeee too
:highfive:

[MarsEatWorld]

how dare you only say some random hot guy you knew what you were doing when i was peeing
Okay, his name was Brian.

[BJW7191]

Okay, his name was Brian.


and...

[TheSkyline]

The closest I got to a threesome was a year ago at college. I was in the elavator with these two girls. Might I add they are big whores, their white board on their door said something along these lines: Blowjob $10, Do what you want to me $50, etc. Anyways. The one was staring at me very odd and I thought they were going to jump me. The other ask me my name, I said Vince, and she said I like that. While the creep girl is still staring at me. The name asker than said "It is okay, we won't tell, come back to our room and we will have a threesome." I looked at the creepy girl and she was smiling and shaking her head. The elavator stopped on our floor and I went to my halll and they went to theirs. Now I got the "what the hell is wrong with you" from friends and other college friends. But the truth is these girls were true skanks and I'm not about to pick up some disease from them. Sorry to disappoint. That was a weird elavator ride.

What the hell is wrong with you?

[spansen]

he has morals?

[punk shawn]

The closest I got to a threesome was a year ago at college. I was in the elavator with these two girls. Might I add they are big whores, their white board on their door said something along these lines: Blowjob $10, Do what you want to me $50, etc. Anyways. The one was staring at me very odd and I thought they were going to jump me. The other ask me my name, I said Vince, and she said I like that. While the creep girl is still staring at me. The name asker than said "It is okay, we won't tell, come back to our room and we will have a threesome." I looked at the creepy girl and she was smiling and shaking her head. The elavator stopped on our floor and I went to my halll and they went to theirs. Now I got the "what the hell is wrong with you" from friends and other college friends. But the truth is these girls were true skanks and I'm not about to pick up some disease from them. Sorry to disappoint. That was a weird elavator ride.

When in doubt, double bag it.

[MarsEatWorld]

When in doubt, double bag it.
then get them preggers?

[punk shawn]

then get them preggers?

You can always utilize the pull out method as well!

[TheSkyline]

When in doubt, double bag it.

I hope you like being a father!

Didn't your health class teach you not to do that? They got all hot and tear open if you use two.

[punk shawn]

I hope you like being a father!

I love my 4 unplanned children.

[TheSkyline]

I love my 4 unplanned children.

That's good. Too many fathers are for some reason very reluctant. I don't get it!

[BJW7191]

he has morals?


but in all honesty... he coulda gotten a smokey(bj) or a hj... i mean, the opportnity rarely begs for it to happen...


shoulda done it


but agreed, no sex with skanks

[spansen]

ahhhhhh shush.

[BJW7191]

ahhhhhh shush.


i mean seriously


in all honesty... i see threesomes as something as only a hookup ... i could never watch anyone im with to have sex withsomeone else... it really would kill me on the inside

[MarsEatWorld]

You can always utilize the pull out method as well!
yeah but if it rips you've got the STDs and possibly a baby.

all you've ever wanted!!

[MarsEatWorld]

i mean seriously


in all honesty... i see threesomes as something as only a hookup ... i could never watch anyone im with to have sex withsomeone else... it really would kill me on the inside
same.
but that one time I was drunk.

[BJW7191]

same.
but that one time I was drunk.


dont you mean when WE were drunk

[punk shawn]

yeah but if it rips you've got the STDs and possibly a baby.

all you've ever wanted!!

It would be a dream come true.

[MarsEatWorld]

dont you mean when WE were drunk
yeah. sorry you can speak for yourself in our experience lol.

[BJW7191]

niceeeeeee

[MarsEatWorld]

niceeeeeee
do you not agree? lol
you probably remember more than I do....

[spansen]

i mean seriously


in all honesty... i see threesomes as something as only a hookup ... i could never watch anyone im with to have sex withsomeone else... it really would kill me on the inside
... yeah.
but. it's not going to happen in real life but to maybe one in four million people. ha

[BJW7191]

i remember lots of... sex... yes thats it, lots of sex

a whole bunch of in/outs

and a whole lot of "oops wrong hole"s

[BJW7191]

... yeah.
but. it's not going to happen in real life but to maybe one in four million people. ha


i know two people who had different threesomes though... does that meani know 8 million people

[MarsEatWorld]

i remember lots of... sex... yes thats it, lots of sex

a whole bunch of in/outs

and a whole lot of "oops wrong hole"s
no wrong holes.
I would've remembered.

[spansen]

i know two people who had different threesomes though... does that meani know 8 million people
no.

it means your friends have luck on their side.

[MarsEatWorld]

no.

it means your friends have luck on their side.
hahahaha

[BJW7191]

hahahaha

no.

it means your friends have luck on their side.


actually, one was a chick and shes just a big slut, so she had two horny dudes on her bed/stomach

[spansen]

explain the stomach part.

[punk shawn]

explain the stomach part.

My guess is two different brands of love sauce ended up on her stomach.

[spansen]

i thought that too.. but i'm not positive. so let's wait for validity!

[swt_catastrophe]

My guess is two different brands of love sauce ended up on her stomach.
oh god. ewww.

[spansen]

ashley answer my question

[punk shawn]

i thought that too.. but i'm not positive. so let's wait for validity!

Sorry, I just like jumping to conclusions!

[BJW7191]

explain the stomach part.
well she described it as "my basic missionary with guy on top, while i played with the other"

guy was on her stomach


i dont know where the love juice was expelled at, but i thought it was funny that she said later that day she wanted to die her hair darker

[spansen]

i still don't get the "guy was on her stomach" thing. haha

because it was missionary of course he was kind of on her stomach.. if that's what you mean.

[punk shawn]

oh god. ewww.

I'm a tad bit unnecessary sometimes.

[BJW7191]

i still don't get the "guy was on her stomach" thing. haha

because it was missionary of course he was kind of on her stomach.. if that's what you mean.


yeah.... thats what i was getting at

[spansen]

well that's irrelevant, then, we already knew that once you said missionary! ha

[BJW7191]

no see i said missionary after i said stomach.... i was describing it

[spansen]

haha yeah. could've just said missionary, though.

[BJW7191]

haha yeah. could've just said missionary, though.


true but i was going on a nice play on words kinda

[spansen]

is your skanky friend attractive? ha

[BJW7191]

skinny body, absolutely no boobs, uncute face


5/10- all body related

[spansen]

bummer

[BJW7191]

bummer
if your looking for an easy fuck though... shes the one to call

[spansen]

i've still got my dignity, thank you very much. ha

[BJW7191]

i've still got my dignity, thank you very much. ha



well... a lil booty call never hurt nobody

[spansen]

dignity.

[BJW7191]

dignity.


... oh well... i wouldnt sleep with her


her list is in the upper 20s, if you catch my drift

[fadedmemories]

did breaking news post here yet?

[spansen]

jesus christ.

goodnight threesome thread. hah

[viva la cymche!]

whats a threesome?

[BJW7191]

did breaking news post here yet?


yeah... im the lucky guy who got to tag that


just joking


or am i?


i like her bewbs though

[kaycey]

threesomes are so 2008.

[.invisible ink.]

yeah... im the lucky guy who got to tag that


just joking


or am i?


i like her bewbs though

you wish.

[HelpMeSleep]

threesomes are so 2008.
they really are.

[kaycey]

they really are.
or are they? lol.

[HelpMeSleep]

or are they? lol.
they are to me!

[fallingapart101]

he has morals?

Yeah I have morals, and also I'm straight edge and also The girl i'm dating now, I liked her at that point and I really didn't want to do something like that to let her think I was a douche.

My friend had a threesome once though. He went to a party in Kutztown, and everyone there was drunk and my other friend that went sent a picture of the girls my friend had sex with naked on my phone. They were flashing everyone he said. Anyway my friend Isaac had a threesome with two girls and the funny part is he said he did a line of coke off one of their asses. He never did coke before, but he said he was so gone and that it seemed like a good idea at the time. If anyone knows Kutztown, there is nothing there except parties and drugs. Also he said the one was sloppy, but made up for it in other parts. Sorry to be so degrading if that is. This is no joke or a lie, I have known this guy since kindergarden and I know when he is lying. But when I asked what happen in the morning he said the girls were gone, and that was a once in lifetime thing.

Since you mentioned Rocko's Modern Life, you can buy them on dvd like I did at Amazon.

[piglet]

Been there, done that. Not all that it's hyped up to be.

But it's cool when one's riding you and you're eating the other girl's box.

[kwsqd]

No, we won't. But we will have a lot of funny of pictures of you in a dress.
Dream on.

[lovely864md]

Dream on.

My new camera is coming today, I got it just for this.

[kwsqd]

My new camera is coming today, I got it just for this.
Such a shame.

[lovely864md]

Such a shame.

Not remotely, it's going to be put to good use!

[spansen]

Since you mentioned Rocko's Modern Life, you can buy them on dvd like I did at Amazon.

for reeeeeeeals? i bought it off eBay a few years ago but they didn't work.. so i sent them back.

[spansen]

ordered!

[BigAl]

Not going to lie. I would totally have a threesome with a girl and one of my friends if we got to eiffel towel her.

Hahahahaha! I forgot about the eiffel tower.

[thesafeword]

Yeah I have morals, and also I'm straight edge and also The girl i'm dating now, I liked her at that point and I really didn't want to do something like that to let her think I was a douche.

My friend had a threesome once though. He went to a party in Kutztown, and everyone there was drunk and my other friend that went sent a picture of the girls my friend had sex with naked on my phone. They were flashing everyone he said. Anyway my friend Isaac had a threesome with two girls and the funny part is he said he did a line of coke off one of their asses. He never did coke before, but he said he was so gone and that it seemed like a good idea at the time. If anyone knows Kutztown, there is nothing there except parties and drugs. Also he said the one was sloppy, but made up for it in other parts. Sorry to be so degrading if that is. This is no joke or a lie, I have known this guy since kindergarden and I know when he is lying. But when I asked what happen in the morning he said the girls were gone, and that was a once in lifetime thing.

Since you mentioned Rocko's Modern Life, you can buy them on dvd like I did at Amazon.
What does being straight-edge have to do with anything?

[kwsqd]

Not remotely, it's going to be put to good use!
taking pictures of our threesome? sweet

[spansen]

What does being straight-edge have to do with anything?
no promiscuous sex.

[punk shawn]

no promiscuous sex.

Really? I didn't know that was a part of the straight-edge lifestyle.

[fallingapart101]

What does being straight-edge have to do with anything?

Pretty much, to sum it up. You don't have one night stands. You have to know and care about the person before going into sex. Hence, that threesome, would be against it and like I said I didn't want a disease. That is why I didn't go into the threesome.

[spansen]

Really? I didn't know that was a part of the straight-edge lifestyle.
yup. it is.

i have a friend who claims edge but he.. he isn't, he has lots of sex. ha

[punk shawn]

yup. it is.

i have a friend who claims edge but he.. he isn't, he has lots of sex. ha

Haha. It's hard to pass it up!

[BJW7191]

you wish.


it was a joke

[.invisible ink.]

it was a joke

so sensitive! i was just kidding too, i swear. :)

[BJW7191]

so sensitive! i was just kidding too, i swear. :)



my b... internet sarcasm is hard to decipher

[spansen]

Haha. It's hard to pass it up!
that and he's stupid

[swt_catastrophe]

ashley answer my question
what was the question again?

and kid, if you're gonna talk to me, quote it!
otherwise i don't end up seeing it until days later :P
well... a lil booty call never hurt nobody
except your pride.
dignity.
oh, and taht.

[BJW7191]

what was the question again?

and kid, if you're gonna talk to me, quote it!
otherwise i don't end up seeing it until days later :P

except your pride.

oh, and taht.


i was joking ash... trust me, never had a booty call nor would i actually seek one.

[spansen]

what was the question again?

and kid, if you're gonna talk to me, quote it!
otherwise i don't end up seeing it until days later :P

except your pride.

oh, and taht.

it was in a message!

[xScrewed@Birthx]

still waiting to have one :(

[fadedmemories]

yeah... im the lucky guy who got to tag that


just joking


or am i?


i like her bewbs though
I like them as well.

[BJW7191]

I like them as well.


dude... there has been major bashing of her on my part the past 2 days... you should check it out

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=749762&page=218

[Two Headed Girl]

I had a somewhat MMF earlier, more of a swap though. Really weird, will not repeat.

[katiebobatie]

I'd totally have a threesome if it was three unattached people. But not if it was with a boyfriend and someone else... I don't like to share.

[allthewaysaid]

Lab partner and her cousin.

[phil19]

my ex gf once told me about the time she got spit-roasted.

[Laural666]

Uhm..

[xAnti-Violentx]

i really really want to have a threesome with two guys... and it seems like my dreams will come true in a few weeks hah.

[Deadbolt23]

i really really want to have a threesome with two guys... and it seems like my dreams will come true in a few weeks hah.

...

[xAnti-Violentx]

...
;D

[Deadbolt23]

;D

Come on, you've got to elaborate.

[terror_91]

i really really want to have a threesome with two guys... and it seems like my dreams will come true in a few weeks hah.
Post pics plx

[davehennessy]

Post pics plx

lmao

[xAnti-Violentx]

Post pics plx
oh yes, i most certainly will. just exclusively for AP.

[tottivillarossi]

Yeah I have morals, and also I'm straight edge and also The girl i'm dating now, I liked her at that point and I really didn't want to do something like that to let her think I was a douche.

My friend had a threesome once though. He went to a party in Kutztown, and everyone there was drunk and my other friend that went sent a picture of the girls my friend had sex with naked on my phone. They were flashing everyone he said. Anyway my friend Isaac had a threesome with two girls and the funny part is he said he did a line of coke off one of their asses. He never did coke before, but he said he was so gone and that it seemed like a good idea at the time. If anyone knows Kutztown, there is nothing there except parties and drugs. Also he said the one was sloppy, but made up for it in other parts. Sorry to be so degrading if that is. This is no joke or a lie, I have known this guy since kindergarden and I know when he is lying. But when I asked what happen in the morning he said the girls were gone, and that was a once in lifetime thing.

Since you mentioned Rocko's Modern Life, you can buy them on dvd like I did at Amazon.

"Friend" eh?

[Selkies]

Yeah I have morals, and also I'm straight edge and also The girl i'm dating now, I liked her at that point and I really didn't want to do something like that to let her think I was a douche.

My friend had a threesome once though. He went to a party in Kutztown, and everyone there was drunk and my other friend that went sent a picture of the girls my friend had sex with naked on my phone. They were flashing everyone he said. Anyway my friend Isaac had a threesome with two girls and the funny part is he said he did a line of coke off one of their asses. He never did coke before, but he said he was so gone and that it seemed like a good idea at the time. If anyone knows Kutztown, there is nothing there except parties and drugs. Also he said the one was sloppy, but made up for it in other parts. Sorry to be so degrading if that is. This is no joke or a lie, I have known this guy since kindergarden and I know when he is lying. But when I asked what happen in the morning he said the girls were gone, and that was a once in lifetime thing.

Since you mentioned Rocko's Modern Life, you can buy them on dvd like I did at Amazon.

So true.