Seriously messed up

[bladerdude360]

About an hour ago I was coming home from a walk with my dog. On my block there are stop signs, and as I approached the intersection, there was a car sitting there. There were no other cars, so I didn't get why he was just sitting there. Then this guy in the car is looking at me and kinda slowly goes forward. As he passes me very slowly, I notice that his seat is really far back and he's only driving with one hand. Then, i realize that he's not wearing pants and he's jerking off. In his car, on my block, just driving and jerking it. This was so fucked up, I couldn't believe. I almost thought about calling the cops, but I didn't catch the license plate...i was just shocked and really disturbed.

[spansen]

don't lie, you loved it.

[Montauk1222]

hahahahahaha

[KidRobot]

hahahahahahahahaha

Awesome.

[bladerdude360]

if that were true, you'd have killed yourself by now

i swear it's true. i don't think anyone would make this story up on new year's eve day...or would want to

[acfrue]

drive by jerk-offs.....thats why i love chicago so much.

[bladerdude360]

a drive by jerk-off, thats why i love chicago so much.
in the suburbs of chicago, no less...

[acfrue]

in the suburbs of chicago, no less...
of course, chicagoland i guess. but nevertheless i still love chicago.

[swt_catastrophe]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

okay, i get having a high sex drive. really.
but there is something wrong when you are jerking off. whilst driving.

[thesafeword]

It must be some strange fetish.

[andrew4045]

LtqEknAtyQQ

[andrew4045]

it also happens on the south shore. chicago is a hot spot for public jerking

[samsara]

haha wow I think I would cry if that ever happened to me

[thesafeword]

Drove to Chicago, all things go, all things go

Even though it's "all things know, all things know", but oh well.

[swt_catastrophe]

Drove to Chicago, all things go, all things go

Even though it's "all things know, all things know", but oh well.
did you seriously just quote that beautiful song to reference this?

[anamericangod]

Holy shit I didn't think anyone saw me.

[silentstar1134]

LtqEknAtyQQ

LOLL to the MAX!! hahahaha, dave chappelle is a fucking legend.

In reference to that dude beating off in his car thats pretty fucking gross, I would have probably taken down his plate # and called the cops

[.invisible ink.]

that's fucking beautiful, i think this means you're going to have an amazing 2009. Drive-by jerk-off sightings are extremely good luck.

[speakhandsforme]

Being from southern IL, the only thing I adore more than Chicago girls are Chicago drive-by masturbaters.

[thesafeword]

did you seriously just quote that beautiful song to reference this?
Haha... maybe.

[.invisible ink.]

Being from southern IL, the only thing I adore more than Chicago girls are Chicago drive-by masturbaters.

truer words have never been spoken.

[speakhandsforme]

truer words have never been spoken.

So which of the two mentioned groups do you fancy?

[kaycey]

you enjoyed it didn't you ? you dirty dirty whore!

[argg_xo]

was he in a station wagon? i imagine this happening while driving a station wagon for some reason.

[thesafeword]

was he in a station wagon? i imagine this happening while driving a station wagon for some reason.
I could see that.

[.invisible ink.]

So which of the two mentioned groups do you fancy?

i love a man that can appreciate drive-by masturbation. that's all.

[acfrue]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

okay, i get having a high sex drive. really.
but there is something wrong when you are jerking off. whilst driving.
maybe he just really likes driving a shift stick.

[wroteurname]

All the pages of the porno remind me of the guy jerking off in the pick up truck outside your neighbor's houseeeeee.

[Heart-A-Tact]

I'm impressed.

[samsara]

He was just bringing in the new Year with a fap.

[JJJ]

That's fuckin awesome ahahahaha

[Vermillion]

That can't be safe.

[crit]

Aw shit, you caught me.

[dtrzcin]

HAHAHAHAHA.

Holy shit I didn't think anyone saw me.

Hahahahaha.

maybe he just really likes driving a dick shift.

Fixed.

[bladerdude360]

was he in a station wagon? i imagine this happening while driving a station wagon for some reason.

no it was a blue sedan. i could see why station wagon would fit though

[bladerdude360]

LtqEknAtyQQ
haha yeah i actually own that stand-up. dave chappelle is the man.

LOLL to the MAX!! hahahaha, dave chappelle is a fucking legend.

In reference to that dude beating off in his car thats pretty fucking gross, I would have probably taken down his plate # and called the cops

i actually wanted to call the cops, but i was so flabergasted at seeing a guy jacking it while staring me down while driving like 30 feet from my house that i didn't get the license plate...if this happens again the fucker's going down

[bladerdude360]

All the pages of the porno remind me of the guy jerking off in the pick up truck outside your neighbor's houseeeeee.

bahaha. nicely done

[thespearkid]

Hahahaha. Sad thing is, I've thought about doing this.

[PadraicPrincess]

Yeah, this guy in my neighborhood would go to the beach, sit in his car and jerk off, watching the kids on the beach. He was arrested. Oie

[thesafeword]

Yeah, this guy in my neighborhood would go to the beach, sit in his car and jerk off, watching the kids on the beach. He was arrested. Oie
Holy shit.

[Richard Maxim]

I would've thought that he was getting blown but nonetheless hilarious.
i woud've tooken a picture.......wait! no picz!!!!!! liar!

[PadraicPrincess]

Holy shit.

yeah, you know, the usual...

[llwilliamsll]

Good ole Wilmette. I used to do that around the area, but have moved on.

[loj]

Holy shit I didn't think anyone saw me.

but you live in Geor OHHH ICWAT you didThere.

[panicrush44]

There's a flasher around town too...

[eatsound]

gross

[DejaNew]

HAHAHAHAA! but in all seriousness, road-head is quite awesome

[stayforawhile]

Drove to Chicago, all things go, all things go

Even though it's "all things know, all things know", but oh well.
Hahahahahhahaha, love that song.

[harveymonster]

oh my god.....

[Machu505]

Amazing.

[deFobbed14yrs]

creepaa

[Gumbyjag]

seriously, what guy hasn't wanked in his car at one point? i pulled it off nicely.

[eHaMpToN]

fucking awesome

[silentstar1134]

HAHAHAHAA! but in all seriousness, road-head is quite awesome

agreed

[sandra92]

Lol

[DejaNew]

HAHAHAHAA! but in all seriousness, road-head is quite awesome
Agreed.

[Kassie09]

Aw, I thought you were going to say he was getting some road head. Hahahahh @ jacking off in the car.

[jon.]

Ah, the ol' drive-'n-jerk. Good times.

[aradiantsunrise]

Oh lighten up, that would have been funny as fuck to see.


EDIT: This thread is from 2008, whoops lol

[JoeLovesMO]

Oh lighten up, that would have been funny as fuck to see.


EDIT: This thread is from 2008, whoops lol

Lol how did you find it?

[aradiantsunrise]

Lol how did you find it?

Just noticed it on the first page. Someone else bumped it.

[eriatarka24]

Agreed.
ok?

[bstthngunvrhd7]

This story reminds me of the time that this lady said that she saw someone doing that on the train. Apparently, that's another place where freaky things go on too..

[Flight815]

Road head does rule fo sho.

[wall e]

Well.

[earthboy]

Makes me wish I had a car to jerk off in...

[Rey1789]

He could have at least bought you a drink first.

[Fullblast 2.0]

Why the fuck were you staring, you homo.

[xrider105]

Agreed.

You bumped a thread that's 2 years old by quoting yourself? Haha!

[ilikesound93]

I know a user on here who has done this.

[Michifoxx]

thats lame