lamest new years jokes

[njg418]

What are your lame new years jokes?

It's oregon, so this one works:

It has been raining all year!!! bwahaha that one gets me every time!

or I use this one: "wow that's the first time you've taken a shower all year!" haha

[MattRM]

...what?

[MarsEatWorld]

What are your lame new years jokes?

It's oregon, so this one works:

It has been raining all year!!! bwahaha that one gets me every time!

or I use this one: "wow that's the first time you've taken a shower all year!" haha
i don't get it.

[argg_xo]

good thread, would read again.

[wroteurname]

At work last week I said "see you next year everyone!" and was pelted with garbage.

[njg418]

i don't get it.

favorite new years joke. whats not to get?

[MarsEatWorld]

favorite new years joke. whats not to get?
Nevermind I got it now.

Just don't think it was funny ahaha

[MattRM]

Aren't jokes... supposed to be... funny?

:unsure:

[Tunder]

What are your lame new years jokes?

It's oregon, so this one works:

It has been raining all year!!! bwahaha that one gets me every time!

or I use this one: "wow that's the first time you've taken a shower all year!" haha

i find it rather amusing

[njg418]

i find it rather amusing


aha! so I'm not the only one!!! LOL

[spansen]

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[MADSTA]

After midnight my friends kept saying things like "Hey remember that time we were stuck outside in a huge snowstorm last year?" etc. about things that happened half an hour before.

[lovely864md]

...no one at the party I was at made these jokes. And I'm really really glad about that.

[spansen]

...no one at the party I was at made these jokes. And I'm really really glad about that.
why, because it's really stupid?

[lovely864md]

why, because it's really stupid?

Correct.. Instead I got to watch the whitest girl I've ever met do interpretive dance to music videos and got the shit beaten out of me by one of my guy friends.

[spansen]

nice.

[thespearkid]

I haven't seen a thread this shitty all year.

[thesafeword]

This is really fucking stupid.

[loj]

I haven't seen a thread this shitty all year.

hahahahahahaha wellllll done.

[BrennanHickson]

I haven't seen a thread this shitty all year.

Hahaha, agreed.

[BJW7191]

well someone said a mean joke to me the other day


"hey brian... what are you doing tonight (new years eve)... fire WORKS"



my work shift started on new years eve sooo thats the joke

[stayforawhile]

Aren't jokes... supposed to be... funny?

:unsure:
hahahahahhahahahahahhaha, I think we all are thinking the same thing.

[argg_xo]

a lady walked into the store i work at this morning at 9 a.m. and says really loudly, "wow i haven't been in this store all year."

i ignored her.

[BJW7191]

a lady walked into the store i work at this morning at 9 a.m. and says really loudly, "wow i haven't been in this store all year."

i ignored her.


i would have done the same

[thesafeword]

I would've called the cops and said that she was holding up the place or something.

[argg_xo]

i would have done the same

I would've called the cops and said that she was holding up the place or something.


i wanted to ask her why the fuck was she shopping at tj maxx at 9 a.m. on new years day? and why the hell was she so damn chipper!

[MarsEatWorld]

I got to be drunk and laugh at drunk people...and at myself


"so when does that ball thing drop again?"
-mars

:wallbash:

[BJW7191]

I got to be drunk and laugh at drunk people...and at myself


"so when does that ball thing drop again?"
-mars

:wallbash:


wow... youre an idiot


soooooooo idiotic of you

[thesafeword]

i wanted to ask her why the fuck was she shopping at tj maxx at 9 a.m. on new years day? and why the hell was she so damn chipper!
Haha, no kidding.

[MarsEatWorld]

wow... youre an idiot


soooooooo idiotic of you
i know but I meant like
when were we going to start watching it...it just came out wrong =[

[BJW7191]

i know but I meant like
when were we going to start watching it...it just came out wrong =[


sounds like it came out drunk

[MarsEatWorld]

sounds like it came out drunk
well tipsy. but no =[
ugh oh well. it was funny

[BJW7191]

well tipsy. but no =[
ugh oh well. it was funny


i laughed... thats like a "heres your sign" joke

[MarsEatWorld]

i laughed... thats like a "heres your sign" joke
i laughed at myself...my friends have been calling me and asking me

"so when does that ball thing drop again?"

[BJW7191]

ouch... your friends officially hate you

[MarsEatWorld]

ouch... your friends officially hate you
nah they were kidding and all I had to do was say

"OMGAHHH EVERYONE STOP. I LOST MY PHONE. EVERYONE LOOK FOR MY PHONE"

that is one down

another singing[screaming] to rockband

another waking up in the middle of the night and being all like "im so sorry, this shouldn't be happening...i'm sorry"

the list goes on dear

[BJW7191]

no... they hate you

[MarsEatWorld]

:-(

[BJW7191]

:-(


trust me... i love though

[MarsEatWorld]

trust me... i love though
:-(

[BJW7191]

ouch... why sad
thats a good thing

[MarsEatWorld]

ouch... why sad
thats a good thing
but but my friends hate me:-(

thanks for the love though:-)

[BJW7191]

it feels good dont it

[MarsEatWorld]

yessir

[BJW7191]

yessir


liar

that was unenthusiastic

[kaycey]

knock knock!
who's there?
new.
new who?
NEW YEAR BITCHES!!!

[stayforawhile]

These are all reallllllly funny.

[MarsEatWorld]

liar

that was unenthusiastic
:inlove:

[BJW7191]

These are all reallllllly funny.

i sense... how do you say... sarcasm?

:inlove:


there much better

[argg_xo]

knock knock!
who's there?
new.
new who?
NEW YEAR BITCHES!!!

my 2 year old neice told a similar joke to this one yesterday.

except she said "baby new year" instead of "new year bitches"

[stayforawhile]

i sense... how do you say... sarcasm?




there much better
hahah, Just a tad.

[BJW7191]

hahah, Just a tad.


its all gravy i sensed it

[stayforawhile]

its all gravy i sensed it
Haha it's cool

[MarsEatWorld]

i sense... how do you say... sarcasm?




there much better
haha <3

[resrchmnkygrl6]

Correct.. Instead I got to watch the whitest girl I've ever met do interpretive dance to music videos and got the shit beaten out of me by one of my guy friends.
sorry to hear that...
but where's your avatar from? a movie? cos i'd like to watch. haha.

[BJW7191]

haha <3


i felt that... im so touched

[kafe]

Only ever heard one and it wasn't that funny.
"Still hungover since last year"

[silentstar1134]

My New Years txt to my friend was: you krunked yet?
My friend: yea my n****

no joke there but oh well

[MarsEatWorld]

i felt that... im so touched
me too.

we just had a moment brian.

[BJW7191]

me too.

we just had a moment brian.

its moments like these that make me wish you enjoyed anal

bc youd get it

[MarsEatWorld]

its moments like these that make me wish you enjoyed anal

bc youd get it
hahahahahaha

it's moments like these that make me wish you wouldn't want anal

bc you'd get everything else.

[raychull]

Aren't jokes... supposed to be... funny?

:unsure:
this.

[BJW7191]

hahahahahaha

it's moments like these that make me wish you wouldn't want anal

bc you'd get everything else.


:jawdrop: wow... amazing quote

[MarsEatWorld]

:jawdrop: wow... amazing quote
hahaha :]

[BJW7191]

hahaha :]
youre so naughty and inappropriate

[MarsEatWorld]

youre so naughty and inappropriate
so?

[BJW7191]

so?


i wouldnt have it any other way

[MarsEatWorld]

i wouldnt have it any other way
Hahaha.

[BJW7191]

Hahaha.


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