High Maintenance

[Rebs]

my newbie is high maintenance and is not nice to me. who would like to be part of my dysfunctional family?

[Candy_Warhol]

my newbie is high maintenance and is not nice to me. who would like to be part of my dysfunctional family?

high maintenance?

kick him to the curbbb

[Rebs]

thats what im doing, so i need a new family.

[Shellular]

hahah i hate him

[duffe]

thats what im doing, so i need a new family.
:(

[Shellular]

are you serious? i think he's funny.
hahaah yes. well no. he's just rude. we are talking about mark, right?

[Rebs]

but your "newbie" is cooler than you are, no offense.
hmm its a pity im not a jerk. then i could be cool apparently.

hahaah yes. well no. he's just rude. we are talking about mark, right?
yep, hes rude to me.

:(
want to be a part?

[Paranoia]

I'll be your newbie.

[duffe]

want to be a part?yes, if you want me :D

[Rebs]

I'll be your newbie.
yayyy. and you're from atlanta, my old home.

sweet.

yes, if you want me :D
oh but of course.

[Signals Corrupted]

im your huckleberry

[Paranoia]

yay! I have a surrogate mother(I think?)!

[duffe]

oh but of course.
cool

[VeloriumCamper]

my newbie is high maintenance and is not nice to me. who would like to be part of my dysfunctional family?

As long as im the father

[Rebs]

yay! I have a surrogate mother(I think?)!
Yes!

okay so mother:me
father: VeloriumCamper
Child: Paranoia
Uncle?: duffe

[duffe]

Yes!

okay so mother:me
father: VeloriumCamper
Child: Paranoia
Uncle?: duffe
that's good for me.

wait i can be your lover...right?

[Rebs]

that's good for me.

wait i can be your lover...right?
hmm then you cant be the uncle, therefore we would be related, so ill just make you my lover.

[duffe]

perv
sh!!!!

[Paranoia]

Incest is fun! :fuck:

Okay.... that was wrong. I admit it.

[Shellular]

yeah but the majority of the stuff he says cracks me up. and his old avatars were awesome.
hhahaah i know. he is funny. i do like him. he's just a jerk sometimes.

[sleepygrlgreen]

Can I have a noobie or am I myself still one?

[duffe]

hmm then you cant be the uncle, therefore we would be related, so ill just make you my lover.
i'm ok.

[Signals Corrupted]

agreed.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/FstFtsVsFences/IMGP0128.jpg

[sleepygrlgreen]

::creams pants::

[Paranoia]

Hum. Pickture. I need to upload one...


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http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/ardentxparanoia/guitar-lick.jpg

[Paranoia]

I know. Hard to miss with the photobucket URL... Just bored.

[Signals Corrupted]

no, vince posted a pic of me, but i don't know why yet.

cause it kicks ass

[Rebs]

our family is official now.

[A picasso blue]

my newbie is high maintenance and is not nice to me. who would like to be part of my dysfunctional family?

aren't you still technically a newbie? only been here 4 months

[Signals Corrupted]

our family is official now.


can i be the family pet?

[duffe]

our family is official now.
so you're my niece, right?

[Rebs]

can i be the family pet?
YES greatest idea yet.

can you be the ferret? ive always wanted one

so you're my niece, right?
hmm im not sure i like the idea of us being related, maybe i should make you the foxy mail man

aren't you still technically a newbie? only been here 4 months
yes, im Jerry's newbie.

but im still cool enough to have my own family, or so ive decided

[Signals Corrupted]

YES greatest idea yet.

can you be the ferret? ive always wanted one


hmm im not sure i like the idea of us being related, maybe i should make you the foxy mail man

alright sounds good, im a ferret. i dont wanna be a lonely ferret though, so i'll need a ferret chick. who wants to be my huckleberry?

[duffe]

YES greatest idea yet.

can you be the ferret? ive always wanted one


hmm im not sure i like the idea of us being related, maybe i should make you the foxy mail man


yes, im Jerry's newbie.

but im still cool enough to have my own family, or so ive decided
call me whatever you want if i'm still a part of your fantastic family :D

[duffe]

ground is scene.

[Mark is God]

thank god.

[Mark is God]

haha glad to be on your own now?
I've been e-dumped. :(

Now I know how DJ feels.

[Rebs]

I've been e-dumped. :(

Now I know how DJ feels.
hmm you were mean to me.

you could always be our cat, or stepchild or something.

[Mark is God]

hmm you were mean to me.

you could always be our cat, or stepchild or something.
could I be the get fucked?

[chaoticXpunk]

Hmmm. I feel like an orphan.

[chaoticXpunk]

drew, that's one fucked up family. i'm not sure you'd wanna be in it.
That's true. Dysfunctional.

[Rebs]

Hmmm. I feel like an orphan.
we still have room..

drew, that's one fucked up family. i'm not sure you'd wanna be in it.
oh morgan, you're just jealous, want to be a part?

could I be the get fucked?
haha :headshake

[chaoticXpunk]

like the cd by staind.
That bad, huh? :animateds

[Rebs]

hahaha oh yeah. :trust_me:
jealousy's a bitch

[Rebs]

:(
you want to be a part? we still need a fish, another child possibly, an angry ex husband.. there are loads of options.

[Mark is God]

jealousy's a bitch
you have company?

[chaoticXpunk]

hahaha oh yeah. :trust_me:
Whew. I don't feel so orphan-y anymore, then.

:kngt:

[Rebs]

meh, i don't like those ones.
grandpa that lost his dentures?
alcoholic uncle?
i dono..get creative

[AshesAshes]

You should be marks noob he is higher than you.

[Mark is God]

You could be the Moronic Egocentric Bitch but it's already taken.

You should be marks noob he is higher than you.
...all men are.

[Rebs]

You should be marks noob he is higher than you.
im already jerry's newb

[AshesAshes]

Newbs s houldnt own noobs.

[Louise Heng]

erm, i'll stay on my own.

good decision....

[Mark is God]

im already jerry's newb
So you're one of Jerry's kids?

[Rebs]

i guess?

[AshesAshes]

Poor jerry.

[Mark is God]

http://rarediseases.about.com/cs/musculardystrophy/a/090400.htm

[AshesAshes]

Haha mark.

[Louise Heng]

yeah, my alliances lay elsewhere. :ts:
how goes Team Louise, Morgan and Morgan's Dad? :D hahaha any word on the camping in your back yard thing?

[Rebs]

http://rarediseases.about.com/cs/musculardystrophy/a/090400.htm
my history teacher had muscular dystrophy.


why is everyone ganging up on me now?

eh, oh well.

[AshesAshes]

Morgan tell your parents im staying the night.

[Rebs]

you were saying stuff about mark....
he was mean to me.

not sure what i ever did to any of you guys though?

[Louise Heng]

well it's not my dad. that's the thing. he'd be all for it if he was gonna be here. it's my mother that needs the convincing.


you were saying stuff about mark....
hello morgans mum. i am louise and i promise i won't corrupt your child (ignore the me buying him absinthe and beer here thing...) or steal any of your fine china. all i am looking for is cheap place to stay so that i can make the best out of my trip to California <3

[AshesAshes]

mark>most mark=hot mark=perfect mark=my hero :D

[AshesAshes]

wha?
me + you=sleepover

[Mark is God]

mark>most mark=hot mark=perfect mark=my hero :D
8)

[AshesAshes]

Im just rambling off again morgan like i did about war of the worlds.

[AshesAshes]

:sex:
:eatshort:

[Signals Corrupted]

could I be the get fucked?


by the ferret, yes

[Lueda Alia]

awwww, I like Mark!

[Vincewithouthee]

I'd say I'm a good father and husband.

[Paranoia]

This dysfunctionalism is scarring my childhood.