I Guess Brooke's Sorta Hot

[Jason Tate]

Hulk Hogan - the show (http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/hogan_knows_best/series.jhtml)?

Submitted by: thetunks

[TartCart]

His daughter is only 16? damm.

[Flags of Dawn]

it looks kinda hilarious, but the Hulkster is a pretty strict dad. GPS on the car his daughter took on a first date so he could know where she was the whole time.

[Augustine Rock]

So will this be more like Suburban Commando, or Mr Nanny?

[Cottage Cheese]

So will this be more like Suburban Commando, or Mr Nanny?


More like his cameo in Rocky III

[Greg Thimmes]

WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!

Sorry im a hulk hogan fan....and yes I know wrestling is fake..its a childhood thing

[livelovecrydie]

another washed-up semi-celebrity gets their own pointless reality show. awesome.

[jawkneephighv]

Old news.

[[Brendan]]

another washed-up semi-celebrity gets their own pointless reality show. awesome.Are you kidding the hulkster will never be washed up.

[SLADE775]

Dident he just show up again on WWE?

His daughter = sweaty sex......16!!!!!!!

o shit hulks gonna leg drop me!

[last light]

another washed-up semi-celebrity gets their own pointless reality show. awesome.

this guy is hardly washed up...hes huge again actually.

[[Brendan]]

Hulk Hogan recently went on a rant in FHM in regards to his daughter’s dating life and here’s what he had to say:
“I run a tight ship here, and if you want to date my daughter, Brooke, you must obey the Hulk Hogan Demandments. They’re not commandments - they’re demandments. Obey them, and you might pass the test.

First off, you have to be clean-cut. If you’re a jabroni-you know, tattoos, piercings, purple hair and all that crap-it’s not happening. Not in this lifetime.

You must be respectful. When you come over to my house, I don’t expect a present, but I do expect you to call me Mr. Hogan and that you bring your best behavior, values, and manners. If you come over, and for some reason I’m not around, stay out of my office and my gym. I don’t want my stuff messed with.

Before you take my daughter anywhere, you need to spend some quality time at our house with the family so we can get to know you. That’s also when I’ll be checking to make sure your pupils aren’t dilated and that your eyes aren’t jitterbugging all over the place-drugs and alcohol are a definite no-no.

I prefer that you’re not a wrestler. If you’re meek and mild, I can put the fear of God into you more easily.

You have to be modest. If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s cockiness! We had that Aaron Carter kid come by once wanting to date my daughter. He lasted about an hour in my house before I kicked him out. Brooke somehow talked me into inviting him over, and once he was here, he started putting his feet up on the furniture and going into the refrigerator without asking. Finally, I told him to hit the highway.

If I do finally allow you to take Brooke out, I demand that she’s returned home on time and that she call to check in every half-hour. I have GPS installed in her car, so I know where you’re going. I can also remotely shut her car engine down if I think something funny is going on.

Keep your hands to yourself-and that’s not even a demandment, that’s standard procedure if you want to live.

I’ve also taught Brooke how to defend herself. She’s been boxing for three years now and can throw one hell of a right cross. I’ve taught her some submission holds if somebody puts their hand in the wrong place and basic self-defense stuff like the heel stomp, the crotch shot and the thumb-in-the-eye technique. But no one has been stupid enough to disrespect Brooke like that. It would be trouble if they did: I’m not afraid of a good lawsuit.”

Haha I'd have loved to have been there when Hogan started Hulking-Out and scared Aaron Carter away :animateds

[TakingBackNolan]

First of all, his daughter IS hot!

Second of all, he isn't washed up, but he is nowhere near his prime.

Third of all, I am so glad HBK turned heel.

[AsianMan696]

dude hogan's daughter is a hottie.

[thewk]

hulk hogan's daughter is hulk hogan with long hair and mosquito bites.

[SLADE775]

hulk hogan's daughter is hulk hogan with long hair and mosquito bites.


http://galleries.news24.com/2004/entertain/MTV/images/21.jpg


ummmmmm no.

[GlassyLight]

If by "sorta hot" you mean "looks like e very other skanky christina aguilera wannabe", then yes.

[slickwataris]

I saw a little preview of it on vh1 a couple of days ago and it looked pretty good.

[xdrummerxdudex]

hogan knows best. yeah this is kinda old. brooke isn't bad. the son (nick) isn't bad at the drums. sucks i still watch wrestling.

[abbreviation]

hulk hogan's daughter is hulk hogan with long hair and mosquito bites.

hahhahahhaha.....oh man. BUT SERIOUSLY....that girl is a beast, and will continue to grow, and get beastier.

[ForeverInADay]

']If I do finally allow you to take Brooke out, I demand that she’s returned home on time and that she call to check in every half-hour. I have GPS installed in her car, so I know where you’re going. I can also remotely shut her car engine down if I think something funny is going on.
#1. That's fucking creepy
I taught her some submission holds if somebody puts their hand in the wrong place and basic self-defense stuff like the heel stomp, the crotch shot and the thumb-in-the-eye technique.
#2. Doesn't everyone know that? I'm sorry but if his daughter ever kicked me in the crotch, I'd punch her right back in the testicles

#3. She looks like SUCH A WHORE

[TheOneTrueBill]

What does this have to do with Drive Thrue records?

[lovenotwar_rx]

She's pretty but she's a big girl. By big I mean almost manly-ish but even so, she's confident about herself and that's awesome. The show looks to be pretty good. If Travis Barker can have a show, why not Hulk Hogan?

[dutycalls]

I remember flipping through the channels the other day and the only thing i saw was the hulkster in a thong before he pulled up his wrestling tights. Gross.

[DXercise]

i like her bangs

[YellowNovember]

cant wait

[crashcrash]

no his daughter is a beast in my eyes, shes like 20 feet tall.

[whitepony]

what the f is this? this site truely is going to hell in a handbasket. what does this have to do with anything? this is the worst post ever on this board. im saying it here and now. tv shows should never be talked about on this board, and if by some ungodly reason they are, they better be music related. what, is this a fucking wrestling/reality/music website now? are you going make a post about every new reality show that comes on tv? good lord, you put so much bullshit up on this site, and normally my complaints stem from putting up posts that pertain to aaron carter or justin timberlake or what-have-you, but now youve crossed into a whole new realm with this shit. this isnt even music on any level, nor is it of any importance to anyone (i.e. posts about the new pope or terri shavio were slightly acceptable). but since were on the topic of tv shows, ill take a page from one of my favorite characters, cartman and say "god i hate you tate".

[McDiggity]

im saying it here and now. tv shows should never be talked about on this board, and if by some ungodly reason they are, they better be music related.

Hogan Knows Best is on VH1. Sometimes VH1 has to do with music.

[absolutecrunk]

hahaha i was reading this thread for the first time right now and thinking "when is someone going to do the token "wtf does this have anything to do with punk news. thats the problem with this site it used to be about the music but now its just anything. fuck tate :headshake "" i thought that i would be spared that garbage for once.

what the f is this? this site truely is going to hell in a handbasket. what does this have to do with anything? this is the worst post ever on this board. im saying it here and now. tv shows should never be talked about on this board, and if by some ungodly reason they are, they better be music related. what, is this a fucking wrestling/reality/music website now? are you going make a post about every new reality show that comes on tv? good lord, you put so much bullshit up on this site, and normally my complaints stem from putting up posts that pertain to aaron carter or justin timberlake or what-have-you, but now youve crossed into a whole new realm with this shit. this isnt even music on any level, nor is it of any importance to anyone (i.e. posts about the new pope or terri shavio were slightly acceptable). but since were on the topic of tv shows, ill take a page from one of my favorite characters, cartman and say "god i hate you tate".
but i was wrong.

[DXercise]

blah blah blah. this site used to be about the music. i'm gonna go cry now.

[KevInept]

Dude Hulk Hogan needs to double cross his daughter and hit her w/ a chair and turn heel.
NWO/Hollywood Hogan for life suckas!

ps: semi celebrity?? Hulk Hogan is just as popular as oprah

[TheComeBackKid]

']Are you kidding the hulkster will never be washed up.

Agreed- he never loses his entertainment value.

[DroppedUrPocket]

Best idea ever.

And I'm not even joking.

[anothernobody]

Woa, she is not 16, fuck...

[PaulsRightNut]

http://galleries.news24.com/2004/entertain/MTV/images/21.jpg


ummmmmm no.


Wow, he won't let her go on a date, yet he allows her to walk of the house looking like that!

[mvhPhoto]

It's a girl version of the Hulk man, she's just really really huge.

[TakingBackNolan]

I'd make her tap out.

[this-hour-drive]

Wow, he won't let her go on a date, yet he allows her to walk of the house looking like that!

It seems like she's almost a trophy to him. As I checked out the link to VH1, there's more pictures of him and his daughter everywhere than pictures of him and his wife, its like wtf? Sounds like he's over obsessed with his own daughter.



#2. Doesn't everyone know that? I'm sorry but if his daughter ever kicked me in the crotch, I'd punch her right back in the testicles




That made me fall out of my chair, thanks I need that, seriously. I wonder if anyone else saw that? Hilarious.

[Gleebo]

YAWN...someone call me when Junkyard Dog gets his own show.

[mindversusheart]

YAWN...someone call me when Junkyard Dog gets his own show.

Or Rowdy Rody Piper, that'd be a lot cooler.

[DroppedUrPocket]

YAWN...someone call me when Junkyard Dog gets his own show.

Dude...http://slam.canoe.ca/SlamWrestlingArchive/jun3_junk.html

:headshake

Or Rowdy Rody Piper, that'd be a lot cooler.

Rowdy Roddy Piper is too busy being a b-action star. Haha.