I was about to get my thing wet...

[merv the perv]

...and then my mom came home.....damn her.

[Juliet R Delta]

go to your room man. ;) better still, go find a CHICK and a backseat.

[merv the perv]

We were in my room, but my mom always comes in to talk to us... she's in love with my girlfriend. We pretty much gave up on back seats of cars after being interrogated by a cop once. That was scary. Now we just do it late at night when everyone is in bed.

[Juliet R Delta]

hmmm... get a lock. :animateds

[odnetnin]

Pics, Plz.

[EndorsePunk]

lmao @ odnetnin

Well, as the other dude said lock the door maybe? Rent a hotel room one night is always a good idea.

[Jra1]

tell your mum to piss off?

[BrandNew20]

yeah, parents always ruin that kind of stuff.

[Shoes]

...and then my mom came home.....damn her.
Put the chesterdrawers against the door

[Jra1]

or a 'ocupado' sign on the door haha

[Vanity__Dearest]

...or you could just stop posting comments in every thread you can think of finding relevance on saying...about how your either a.) going to masturbate b.) going to have your g/f masturbate for you, or touch herself, or c.) fuck your girlfriend...it's ok when i don't know the person...you do it every post tho...it's really tried and old now.

[b e L I E v e]

...or you could just stop posting comments in every thread you can think of finding relevance on saying...about how your either a.) going to masturbate b.) going to have your g/f masturbate for you, or touch herself, or c.) fuck your girlfriend...it's ok when i don't know the person...you do it every post tho...it's really tried and old now.

you might be gay

[Vanity__Dearest]

you might be gay
you might like shitty music....

btw...how is it gay to not want to hear about his sex life every post he makes?

[BrandNew20]

he's a perv dude, its what he does.

[SingleDoubt]

i have a backdoor to my room, so i can sneak my chick in and out without anyone even knowing she's been there. i suggest investing in a door.

[merv the perv]

he's a perv dude, its what he does.


Yeah..... It's not all I talk about..... I'd say.......5% of my posts are sexual, and I'm pretty sure this is my first sexual thread I've ever made.

lmao @ odnetnin

Well, as the other dude said lock the door maybe? Rent a hotel room one night is always a good idea.

I've thought about doing that....but that's kind of a waste of money. It's not like we never get to do it, it just sucks having to be quiet and everything. Sometimes I just wanna scream out my favorite Fall Out boy member's name during sex, that's all.

[Vanity__Dearest]

...yeah, first thread...i just remember you managing to talk dirty in the music recommendations thread.

[merv the perv]

...yeah, first thread...i just remember you managing to talk dirty in the music recommendations thread.

Hahaha really? Okay I can see how that would annoy, but sometimes I think with the wrong head. :(

[Vanity__Dearest]

well...apparently i'm gay for saying that i get sick of your sex life...i like you and all..it's just like, keep the dirty for your g/f...i don't need to hear it daily lol

[merv the perv]

well...apparently i'm gay for saying that i get sick of your sex life...i like you and all..it's just like, keep the dirty for your g/f...i don't need to hear it daily lol

Well, being a pervert is part of who I am.....but I'll try to keep from straying into the sexual realm when it's not necessary.

[Vanity__Dearest]

that's all i'm asking...lol

[IAmCountryMusic]

...or you could just stop posting comments in every thread you can think of finding relevance on saying...about how your either a.) going to masturbate b.) going to have your g/f masturbate for you, or touch herself, or c.) fuck your girlfriend...it's ok when i don't know the person...you do it every post tho...it's really tried and old now.
good noob

[Vanity__Dearest]

good noob
hahaha...hi dad, where have you been?

[IAmCountryMusic]

hahaha...hi dad, where have you been?
i grew a life;)

[merv the perv]

He's been too cool for us with his girlfriend and diet pepsi and what not. :(

[Vanity__Dearest]

i grew a life;)
i have too...this is work time banter for me. lol

and your too good for your own son:(

wait...last time i checked, he was dating "the twelve pack of diet pepsi"

[Alex Djaferis]

or a 'ocupado' sign on the door haha
:animateds

[b e L I E v e]

you might like shitty music....

btw...how is it gay to not want to hear about his sex life every post he makes?

laughs so hard he cries

what the hell kind of comeback is that

if you gotta problem with the music i like i honestly dont give a fuck

[Vanity__Dearest]

if you have to make a gay-bashing joke without knowing me...your just as bad off as my retorts...seriously, there was no fucking reason for it.

your just as new here as me,apparently not as well liked, and your already taking a gay shot at a person you don't know...that's pretty fucked up.

[YoungNastyMan]

gay bashing is mainly done by closet homos apperently

[Vanity__Dearest]

gay bashing is mainly done by closet homos apperently
amen.

[b e L I E v e]

if you have to make a gay-bashing joke without knowing me...your just as bad off as my retorts...seriously, there was no fucking reason for it.

your just as new here as me,apparently not as well liked, and your already taking a gay shot at a person you don't know...that's pretty fucked up.

i honestly dont give a shyt who does and doesnt like me on an online forum ...obviously you do...i was making a joke, sorry if you didnt notice that or you were too up tight to realize it

[Vanity__Dearest]

i honestly dont give a shyt who does and doesnt like me on an online forum ...obviously you do...i was making a joke, sorry if you didnt notice that or you were too up tight to realize it
sorry...but honestly if you don't know by now, alot of people will give you shit for nothing...i wouldn't have known you were kidding...and no, i don't hate you, and have no past with you at all...that's why it was weird to get called gay...honestly, it's not in the best of taste to use that as humor anyways...*shrugs* whatever tho..apologize for the misunderstanding.

[b e L I E v e]

sorry...but honestly if you don't know by now, alot of people will give you shit for nothing...i wouldn't have known you were kidding...and no, i don't hate you, and have no past with you at all...that's why it was weird to get called gay...honestly, it's not in the best of taste to use that as humor anyways...*shrugs* whatever tho..apologize for the misunderstanding.

yupp...apologizes from this side too...truce...so we're cool now...sorry for the misunderstanding again...

see ya around the forum

[Shoes]

if you have to make a gay-bashing joke without knowing me...your just as bad off as my retorts...seriously, there was no fucking reason for it.

your just as new here as me,apparently not as well liked, and your already taking a gay shot at a person you don't know...that's pretty fucked up.
we love matt

[merv the perv]

I like when people get along.

[Mark is God]

gay bashing is mainly done by closet homos apperently
nice sentence homo.

[Juliet R Delta]

well...apparently i'm gay for saying that i get sick of your sex life...i like you and all..it's just like, keep the dirty for your g/f...i don't need to hear it daily lol
jealous. haha