The Number of the Beast

[elemenohpe]

666 posts.

now lets make this thread worth something. if you were noah, what animals would you turn away from the ark?

i'd turn away hippo's. those fuckers may look cute but they're disgusting. they fling poo all in their water and they're mean too. i saw some special about them on animal planet that was rediculous.

[The Silencer]

I fucking hate spiders or any insects with a passion. :headshake

[IcedOpethBlind]

shit. i thought this would be a classic maiden album appreciation thread.

*sigh*

[Hilikus]

shit. i thought this would be a classic maiden album appreciation thread.

*sigh*

haha so did I. Powerslave is kinda better though.

[nobodysmonkey]

God hates freaks.

[Melissa Johnson]

I don't like goats.
When I was 4, my preschool went on a field trip to a farm and I gave a goat a bottle of milk, but instead he ate my scarf and bit me..

[elemenohpe]

I don't like goats.
When I was 4, my preschool went on a field trip to a farm and I gave a goat a bottle of milk, but instead he ate my scarf and bit me..

:animateds

you don't know how much this made me laugh.

[STeverglow301]

i would turn down those monkeys that shit in their hands, and throw it at you. once i was at the zoo, and i was looking at these cute innocent monkeys, and once craps in its hand, and throws it at me. :(

[elemenohpe]

i would turn down those monkeys that shit in their hands, and throw it at you. once i was at the zoo, and i was looking at these cute innocent monkeys, and once craps in its hand, and throws it at me. :(

i'm all about flying poo but for some reason i found the other post about the goats much funnier than this one.

[STeverglow301]

i'm all about flying poo but for some reason i found the other post about the goats much funnier than this one.
oh... well, i wasnt trying to be funny, it really happened.

[The Silencer]

I don't like goats.
When I was 4, my preschool went on a field trip to a farm and I gave a goat a bottle of milk, but instead he ate my scarf and bit me..
hahahahahaha

[elemenohpe]

oh... well, i wasnt trying to be funny, it really happened.

i'm sure it really did. i was saying that i always think anything involving flying poo is funny so it was weird that i laughed more at the goat thing.

[heyRomanticA__x]

I'd tell all the chickens to buzz off! My next door neighbors have one and they're always on my grass!

[STeverglow301]

i'm sure it really did. i was saying that i always think anything involving flying poo is funny so it was weird that i laughed more at the goat thing.
oooh, ok, gotcha :).

I'd tell all the chickens to buzz off! My next door neighbors have one and they're always on my grass!
how many do they have? because you said they have one, but used them in plural.. just wondering how many, cause one isnt bad.

[elemenohpe]

I'd tell all the chickens to buzz off! My next door neighbors have one and they're always on my grass!

you should put a scarechicken in your yard.

like a scarecrow but with an axe and an empty bucket. that would scare me if i was a chicken.

[STeverglow301]

you should put a scarechicken in your yard.

like a scarecrow but with an axe and an empty bucket. that would scare me if i was a chicken.
hahaah oh god, haha...

[AshesAshes]

shit. i thought this would be a classic maiden album appreciation thread.

*sigh*Yea same here i was let down :( i love maiden

[heyRomanticA__x]

how many do they have? because you said they have one, but used them in plural.. just wondering how many, cause one isnt bad.

They just have one, but the neighbors come after it when it comes across the yard.

[STeverglow301]

They just have one, but the neighbors come after it when it comes across the yard.
oooh... well... if i were you, i would shoot it with a paintball gun.. or BB gun, or something.

[elemenohpe]

oooh... well... if i were you, i would shoot it with a paintball gun.. or BB gun, or something.

or better yet... shoot your neighbors. with a real gun. or an taser, that'd be cool to watch them twitch.