i won't remember this tomorrow...

[mat1419]

hi fuckers....so i did sunny d bombs tonite (try em) and i'm 3 sheets...i got lost in baltimore, walked around till like 0330 hours then caught a cab to cockeystviile where i'm staying (like 40 mins away). had a nice chat with a nice south african about everything i could think of, then overpaid him while acting like i wish i had more. fake american. now i can barely sit (but i can barely sit up, i'm getting the wizard kid book tomorrow, then drinking with the black people from work tomorrow (i got an invite to the bbq). where am i?

[Mark is God]

i won't remember this tomorrow...

in that case, fuck you you fucking cock sucker.

[Vincewithouthee]

in that case, fuck you you fucking cock sucker.

Haha.

[aminorthreat55]

He's probably passed out on someone's floor right now.

[Trainsaw]

He's probably passed out on someone's floor right now.
or dead.

[mat1419]

oh wow...three cheers for me not driving anyway...i have to go find my car in the city now

in that case, fuck you you fucking cock sucker.
blacking out doesn't mean i don't have feelings you know

[elemenohpe]

oh wow...three cheers for me not driving anyway...i have to go find my car in the city now


blacking out doesn't mean i don't have feelings you know

c'mon peter, we're making a beer run.
-no thanks guys, i think i may be an alcoholic.
oh... (awkward silence)
-bahaha, gotcha. let's go drink till we can't feel feelings anymore.

good job on not driving though, i detest drunk drivers (holy alliteration batman).