Bein too much of a beast for life

[HICKEYMYGRUNDEL]

Ok so i got to the bahamas right....you kno drinkin, chillin. I go to the liquor store and i come to find out, wham, 18 dollars for a six pack of miller lite, Bullshit. So, i hear, " aye aye matey" and out opf the corner of my eye i see my old friend Captain Morgan. So the hwole week i was at the bahamas i chilled with captain morgan and thrirteen of his brothers ( Bottles). Now that im abck in the US and the beer is a god damnr easonable price, i drinks o god damn much of it my fat ass has grown a FUPA ( Fat Upper P**** Area). So im tryna cut down on the carbs so i went back to my old friend captain morgan, and now im worried abotu my liver dyin... SHould i worry about the weight or my liver, cus there is always a second chance with a liver, but once u see fine puss, u get ur chance n done....what would ya'll do..?

[The Silencer]

what a first post
:appl: :appl: :appl: :appl: :appl:

[VeloriumCamper]

Hahaha. Whaaaat? Nice first post indeed.

[Adeniz19]

go back to the bahamas

[EndorsePunk]

Id watch your liver very closely. Get physicals run every couple of months if you drink alcohol in excess.

[sleepygrlgreen]

hahaha. wtf?

[shane hennessey]

i like your user name

[sleepygrlgreen]

i like your user name
his bio is even better.

[ArTkY_]

lmfao, nice.

[FarPastGone]

Hahaha a classy entrance.

[paperw1ngs]

haha jesus

[HICKEYMYGRUNDEL]

im the god damn man what can i say...haha jk

[Trainsaw]

you do know that liquor is fattening like beer

[Dirty Ernie]

i would so smoke roseanne circa 1988

[chaoticXpunk]

Sweet.

[WakingTheMisery]

Ok so i got to the bahamas right....you kno drinkin, chillin. I go to the liquor store and i come to find out, wham, 18 dollars for a six pack of miller lite, Bullshit. So, i hear, " aye aye matey" and out opf the corner of my eye i see my old friend Captain Morgan. So the hwole week i was at the bahamas i chilled with captain morgan and thrirteen of his brothers ( Bottles). Now that im abck in the US and the beer is a god damnr easonable price, i drinks o god damn much of it my fat ass has grown a FUPA ( Fat Upper P**** Area). So im tryna cut down on the carbs so i went back to my old friend captain morgan, and now im worried abotu my liver dyin... SHould i worry about the weight or my liver, cus there is always a second chance with a liver, but once u see fine puss, u get ur chance n done....what would ya'll do..?
learn to spell you stupid drunk.

[projectmayhem16]

the man really likes his booze

[WakingTheMisery]

morgan has competition.

[Trainsaw]

kill a bottle of night train in an hour and i'll be impressed

[HICKEYMYGRUNDEL]

never had night train before but dude for u i will try

[Trainsaw]

don't worry, you're not gonna spend but about $2, you can get it at kroger, foodlion maybe walmart

[WakingTheMisery]

don't worry, you're not gonna spend but about $2, you can get it at kroger, foodlion maybe walmart
hahaha... walmart doesn't sell alcohol.

[HICKEYMYGRUNDEL]

Wakingthemisery.....ur quote is fantabulous...im jus gonna stop there

[WakingTheMisery]

Wakingthemisery.....ur quote is fantabulous...im jus gonna stop there
still life is one of the funniest elitists you will never meet...

[Trainsaw]

hahaha... walmart doesn't sell alcohol.
its a bottle of cheap wine, but its worse than any alcohol i've ever drank and has fucked me up worse

[SonEric84]

I have no idea what this guy said.

[WakingTheMisery]

its a bottle of cheap wine, but its worse than any alcohol i've ever drank and has fucked me up worse
gotta love it...

[Adam We]

Test yourself by upgrading to the Handle of Captin

[WakingTheMisery]

Test yourself by upgrading to the Handle of Captin
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