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TJ Wells
07/20/05, 04:22 PM
i'm making a super mix cd that's gonna have a bunch of funny/good one liners from movies interspersed between the songs. what are some great one-liners from movies? the one's ive got so far are:
"that rug really tied the room together" - the big lebowski
"your mom goes to college" - napoleon dynamite
"this job would be great if it wasn't for all the fuckin' customers" - clerks
"here's looking at you, kid" - casablanca
VeloriumCamper
07/20/05, 04:23 PM
"You want a fresh one" - analyze this
"GIVE ME THE TEST RIGHT NOWWW, .......im ready for the test" CHEATS!! best movieee
punkpixie
07/20/05, 04:33 PM
'do you feel lucky, punk?'
djUbilla
07/20/05, 04:35 PM
"Do you know this guy, Matty?...He's the tiiittts"
"Show that shiiiiiiitt"
-The Girl Next Door
"GIVE ME THE TEST RIGHT NOWWW, .......im ready for the test" CHEATS!! best movieee"I'll take it RIGHT NOW!! RIIIIGHT NOWWWW!!" Hahahahahaha that movie is amazing!!!
"I'm not quite sure how to tell you this, but, I'm kind of a big deal." -Anchorman
"Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!" -Clerks
"I saved Latin, what did you ever do?" -Rushmore
"You know who the big winner is Mikey? You are! Mikey's the big winner! Mikey wins!" -Swingers
"You know what I love about high school girls man? I get older, and they stay the same age." -Dazed and Confused
"Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. Not like actual brothers, but in the way that black people use it. I think it's more meaningful that way." -Zoolander
And how could you forget the "meow" scene from Supertroopers
I could go on forever
EnderDove
07/20/05, 04:57 PM
"By the way it says balls on your forehead." - Garden State
"can i just say that all you needed was some serious deep dicking" - chasing amy
"you look fucking scary rock"- boondock saints
pretty much any line from Better Off Dead
by the way, why in gods name are you making a full cd of random clips from movies...?
chaoticXpunk
07/20/05, 05:01 PM
by the way, why in gods name are you making a full cd of random clips from movies...?
It's not a CD full, read his post. He's going to put them in between songs.
shane hennessey
07/20/05, 05:02 PM
"make like a tree and get the fuck out of here"- boondock saints
trustmeimokay
07/20/05, 05:04 PM
"Big gulps huh? Well, see ya later!" - Dumb & Dumber
yea, reading helps you know things.... and the more you know..
elemenohpe
07/20/05, 05:24 PM
Kyle: Give me some candy cartman.
Eric: Sorry, I don't have any Jewish candy.
Hooper: And Jedi's the most insulting installment. Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky Edwards: Well, isn't that true?
in fact, pretty much that whole scene is priceless.
Signals Corrupted
07/20/05, 05:27 PM
i'm making a super mix cd that's gonna have a bunch of funny/good one liners from movies interspersed between the songs. what are some great one-liners from movies? the one's ive got so far are:
"that rug really tied the room together" - the big lebowski
"your mom goes to college" - napoleon dynamite
"this job would be great if it wasn't for all the fuckin' customers" - clerks
"here's looking at you, kid" - casablanca
tj, i couldnt help but notice that you have me blocked on aim. forgive me but, this makes me a bit suspicious as to whether or not im going to receive the cd's i am owed.
TJ Wells
07/20/05, 05:30 PM
tj, i couldnt help but notice that you have me blocked on aim. forgive me but, this makes me a bit suspicious as to whether or not im going to receive the cd's i am owed.
??? i dont think i blocked you...
??? i dont think i blocked you...
you'll get the cd's
Signals Corrupted
07/20/05, 05:32 PM
??? i dont think i blocked you...
you did, but anyways - they still havent come, and its been about three weeks - at this point, i would like my money back more than i'd like the albums - it'd be nice to get either one though.
you'll get the cd's
okay
djUbilla
07/20/05, 05:44 PM
This sounds like a pretty good idea.
VeloriumCamper
07/20/05, 05:45 PM
"..So i became bulimic......"
"::gasp:: YOU CAN READ MINDS!!!!"
-zoolander
"Big gulps huh? Well, see ya later!" - Dumb & DumberHahaha thats a great one.
Trainsaw
07/20/05, 06:01 PM
"Big gulps huh? Well, see ya later!" - Dumb & Dumber
hahahaha
AShannon04
07/20/05, 07:21 PM
all of these are from Saving Silverman (one of my favorite movies)
J.D.: Hey Sandy! It's me, JD, I went to high school with you, remember?
Sandy: Um, no I don't think I recall...
J.D.: Yeah, c'mon. Remember? I went to prom with a tux painted on my naked body?
Sandy: Um...
J.D.: Yeah! And then I spilled punch on myself and everyone could see my dong?
Sandy: No, JD, I really...
J.D.: Oh yeah! We had chemistry together and I tried to light a fart with the Bunsen burner and I ended up singeing my balls... still can't grow hair on my left nut. Sucks.
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Wayne: She didn't like the way his ass looked, so she made him get butt cheek implants.
J.D.: I thought his ass looked tighter!
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Wayne: You're not gay... you're just confused.
J.D.: Yes, I am gay. Oh HEY! Do you wanna be gay with me?
Wayne: NO!
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Wayne: Our enemy is wicked, so...
J.D.: Dude, she's Freddy Krueger.
Wayne: Damien.
J.D.: Dude, she's Vader.
Wayne: No! She's the Emperor.
J.D.: Yeah, but with really great tits.
Wayne: Ok, now Sandy, that girl, she's a real nice girl.
J.D.: Ah, yeah.
Wayne: She's a sweetheart.
J.D.: Dude, a saint.
Wayne: A goddess.
J.D.: A princess.
Wayne: No what? She's kinda like Mother Teresa.
J.D.: Yeah, but with way better tits.
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J.D.: you've been pithing loaves on the lawn? I play croquet out there!
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J.D.: Oh yeah, and the fact that I like suckin dick.
brass buttons
07/20/05, 07:42 PM
"Do you know this guy, Matty?...He's the tiiittts"
"Show that shiiiiiiitt"
-The Girl Next Door
this movie is so fucking good
incredibly underrated
The Big L and Boondock Saints are the best ones quoted. you should just use those over and over again.
Crocodile Logic
07/20/05, 08:39 PM
"Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?" - Orange County
noles05
07/20/05, 08:58 PM
"I Love You, Dad" Old School
Crocodile Logic
07/20/05, 08:59 PM
"I love lamp." - Anchorman
noles05
07/20/05, 09:00 PM
"can you get an STD from a polar bear?"
monkeyboy14
07/21/05, 03:24 AM
Raise your hand if you just saw some titties - Garden State
When you reverse things come from behind you - Snatch
That will do for now. I can't think of any
Chef: Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
General: I don't listen to hip-hop
From South Park: BLAU
Tyler Durden: First rule of Fight Club, you do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule of Fight Club, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, when someone say "stop" or goes limp, the fight is over. Fourth rule of Fight Club, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule of Fight Club, one fight at a time. Sixth rule of Fight Club, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule of Fight Club, fights go on as long as they have to. Eighth and final rule of Fight Club, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
From Fight Club
"say g'nite to the bad guy!" from Scarface
the whole part with the drunk Tony Montana is awesome
Hilikus
07/21/05, 06:03 AM
This is a genuis idea for a mix man.
AShannon04
07/21/05, 07:43 AM
where are you planning on finding audio of these lines?
ohsoradbaby
07/21/05, 08:31 AM
"i can't believe that fucking happened!" - boondock saints. (after the cat dies)
orrrrr "LOUD NOISES" from anchorman
elemenohpe
07/21/05, 08:34 AM
orrrrr "LOUD NOISES" from anchorman
that would be great before some grindcore. haha.
i was watching family guy and thought that scene when stewie trips from a vaccination would be great. bc the music is building and it ends on screaming and then a heavy fucking song could start. that would be badass.
where are you planning on finding audio of these lines?
i was thinking about that too..
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